General Grievous as a...Pony?
2-All About Rarity!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterGeneral Grievous was being dragged to Carousel Boutique. He glanced and saw the crash-landed ALC-9.
"GET INSIDE NOW!" Grievous yelled.
"Calm down, General," Rarity stated. "What's the matter?"
"The Zabraks' ship is right over there!"
Darth Maul and Savage Opress walked out the fallen freighter and looked at Rarity carrying Grievous.
"There, Brother!" Savage yelled. "Lifeforms!"
"They will do..." Maul started before looking at General Grievous. "That one might be from the Separatist heavy cruiser."
"Hmm. I agree," Savage stated.
"Kill him and his friend!" Maul commanded.
Savage and Maul ran over to Rarity and Grievous with their lightsabers ignited.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" both ponies screamed as they were holding on to each other.
Grievous tried to figure out what happened to his lightsabers. "Where are my lightsabers?!" Grievous yelled.
"Lightsabers? I don't what you're talking about!" Rarity cried.
Darth Maul tried to cut Rarity in half.
"AHHHH!!!!" she screamed.
"Darth Maul!!" Grievous yelled in anger. He then ran over to Darth Maul and kicked him in the face with his forward right hoof.
"OWWW! You'll pay for that...pony?" Darth Maul said, confused. It took him a moment to recognize the figure. "General Grievous?!"
Savage Opress looked at them. "Brother! Shall I kill them?!'
"YES! Without General Grievous, the Separatist Droid Army will fall!" Maul stated.
"STOP!" Rarity yelled.
Savage and Maul looked at Rarity. "What are you going to about it?" Savage mocked. "Huh?"
"We are Sith! True Lords of the Sith! We are stronger than anypony!" Maul bragged.
"I will NOT, REPEAT, NOT LET YOU HARM GENERAL GRIEVOUS!" Rarity screamed.
Darth Maul and Savage Opress laughed evilly. They looked back at Rarity. "You are no match for the power of the Dark Side of the Force!" Maul laughed. "Execute her!"
Savage ran over to Rarity, but General Grievous kicked Savage in the stomach. Savage was wounded. "These ponies kick hard!"
"Don't let them get away!" Maul yelled.
Rarity used her magic to hit Darth Maul in the head. The red and black tattoed Zabrak fell to the ground, wounded.
"General, RUN! Get help!" Rarity yelled.
"Never! I'll fight alongside you to the end! You go and get help!"
"Right away, General!"
Rarity then took off running to go get Separatist help.
"Leader Vulture!" Speedy Vulture yelled.
Leader Vulture Droid faced his Second-In-Command. "Yes, Speedy Vulture?"
"What are we going to do with the General?! His ship crash-landed on Equestria!"
"As the smartest of The Grievous Legion, I suggest that we go back and get reinforcements!" Smart Vulture suggested.
"Personally, no Vulture Droid is cooler than me!" Cool Vulture Droid stated.
"Guys! We need to split up! Speedy Vulture, your with me! Smart Vulture and Cool Vulture, you go down there and try to find the General!"
"Ugh! Fine! I just don't want to loose my cool," Cool Vulture Droid stated.
"Come on, Cool Vulture! We'll find Grievous before those lifeforms and the Zabraks could hurt him!" Smart Vulture commanded.
Cool and Smart Vulture headed into Equestria to find their General.
"Let's go Speedy Vulture!" Leader Vulture Droid commanded.
"Right away, Leader Vulture!" Speedy Vulture responded.
Then the two Vulture Droids of The Grievous Legion went into hyperspace.
The Mane 5 and the battle droids were inside the Castle of Friendship's throne room talking.
"So, battle droids, what do you eat?" Pinkie asked.
"We eat oil food," TV-94B stated.
"Yeah. We can't eat regular cupcakes and other foods like you ponies can," the first B1 Battle Droid told the Mane 5.
"So what do you battle droids do for a living?" Twilight asked the droids.
The fourth B2 Super Battle Droid walked up to the Mane 5. "What we do for a living is help the Confederacy of Independent Systems fight against the Republic."
"The Republic doesn't seem nice," Fluttershy said.
"It's not. They're ruled by a Supreme Chancellor, who's nuts. Anyway, our most common enemies are clone troopers!" the B2 continued. "Clones are vicious. They'll enslave an entire planet if their Supreme Chancellor tells them. They don't care about anybody. If they were here, they'll think you're inferior to them!"
"WHAT?!" Applejack yelled. "The Republic is crazy!"
"You said it! I didn't know it was that hard to be a battle droid of the Confederacy," Pinkie said.
"The Republic doesn't seem that crazy," Rainbow Dash remarked.
"Rainbow Dash, would you like the Republic coming in and invading Equestria, killing all of the ponies?" Twilight asked.
"No. But I still don't trust the Confederacy," Rainbow said.
"Oh, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy said, shaking her head. "Even Applejack trusst the Confederacy. General Grievous has been nice to us so far. Starlight Glimmer turned him into a pony!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I still don't trust the General of the Confederacy's Droid Army," Rainbow snorted.
TV-94B's red eyes locked onto Rainbow. "How dare you say such things of the Confederacy of Independent Systems and our General?!" the blue and white T-series tactical droid growled.
"Well I don't fully trust the Confederacy of Bindependent Systems!" Rainbow yelled. "I just don't like you guys!"
"WHY YOU?!" TV-94B yelled, standing up from his chair. "No one insults our faction and our General right in front of us!"
"Yeah! Cool it, rainbow pony!" the 3rd B1 Battle Droid yelled.
"Look, we have names. And mine's Rainbow Dash!" RD snapped.
The droids looked around, worried. "When will you ever learn that we're the good guys?" the 2nd BX-series droid commando asked.
Just then, Rarity ran into the throne room. "Girls, battle droids, General Grievous is being attacked by the two creatures he warned us about!"
"Let him handle it himself!" Rainbow Dash dismissed Rarity's news with a wave of her hoof. "If he's supposed to be the Supreme Commander of the Confederate Droid Army, let him show 'em!"
Everyone glared at Rainbow Dash.
"Rainbow!" Pinkie Pie yelled. "Give the Confederacy a chance!"
"Come on, y'all! We have to help the General before he dies!" Applejack commanded.
Then the Mane 6 and the battle droids walked out of the throne room and went to help General Grievous.
At Raxus Secundus, Leader Vulture Droid and Speedy Vulture Droid emerged out of hyperspace and headed towards the massive Confederate Navy.
"I hope Kalani still has some ships!" Leader Vulture Droid said.
"Yeah, so we can rescue the General," Speedy Vulture Droid stated, groaning.
The two Vulture Droids headed towards the CIS Providence-class carrier/destroyer Command Ship. Inside the flagship, super tactical droid Kalani looked at the two Vulture Droids headed his way.
"Where are those Vulture Droids going?" the super tactical droid asked.
A Driver Battle Droid looked at Kalani. "They're headed towards our flagship."
"Let them through," Kalani commanded.
The hangar doors of the Providence-class carrier/destroyer opened as the Vulture Droids of The Grievous Legion landed inside the hangar, transforming into their walker modes. An OOM Security Battle Droid walked over to the two Vultures.
"What do you want me to report to General Kalani?" the security droid asked.
"Tell Kalani we need more ships to arrive at Equestria!" Leader Vulture explained.
"Yeah! General Grievous's flagship, the Malevolence II, crash-landed on Equestria, but the two Zabraks that are causing chaos around the Galaxy are attacking Grievous," Speedy Vulture told the OOM.
"So you need more ships to go save him and protect Equestria from the Republic and Jedi?" the OOM Security Battle Droid asked.
"YES!" both Vulture Droids yelled.
"Very well. I'll see what Kalani can do," the OOM responded.
Then he left to head to the Bridge of the Providence-class carrier/destroyer.
On Equestria, Grievous was still trying to fight against the Zabraks.
"You're not going into this house!" Grievous yelled as he guarded Carousel Boutique.
Maul laughed evilly. "You think you can hold us off at your size?!"
"Not to mention that you're weaker than us!" Savage added.
"I'll protect the pony's house at all costs!" Grievous told Maul and Savage.
"Very well, then," Maul stated. "Kill him!"
Savage ran over to Grievous, but the cyborg pony kicked Savage in the stomach again. Furious, Savage then tried to cut Grievous's legs off with his double-bladed lightsaber, but Grievous dodged the attack.
"You're going to lose!" Grievous said.
"We're going to win!" Darth Maul yelled angrily.
He then used his metal legs and stepped on the cyborg pony's head. Savage recovered and turned off his double-bladed lightsaber. "Now what, Brother?"
"We kill him!" Maul stated, and then pressed on the General's face with his foot, causing the general to sink into the ground. As Grievous was trying to withstand this, he became worried. I don't want to die right now. The white one is still my friend and I actually wanted to see what outfits she would have, Grievous thought. Though, I maybe ready to die for the Separatists...
Starlight Glimmer hid behind a bush near Carousel Boutique and saw General Grievous being crushed by Darth Maul's metal foot.
"Hmm. It seems the thing I turned into a pony is dying," Starlight Glimmer said happily. "Twilight and her friends will pay for what they've done to Our Town! Without their new allies, Twilight will be easy to defeat." She then laughed evilly.
Savage heard Starlight laughing. "Huh?"
Darth Maul looked around. "Someone's watching us. Savage, find them!"
"Yes, Brother!" Savage responded.
"Dang it!" Starlight Glimmer whispered to herself. "I shouldn't have laughed!"
Savage walked over to where he heard the Starlight. He then ignited his the top part of his double-bladed lightsaber. He looked down near the bush and saw Starlight Glimmer.
"You!" Savage yelled.
"Huh? Heh, heh. I'm sorry it looked like I spying on you," Starlight quickly apologized.
"My Brother ordered me to kill you!" Savage said.
"SAVAGE!" Maul yelled.
Savage turned around and looked at his Brother. "Yes, Brother?"
"Did you find out who was watching us?" Maul asked.
Savage walked over to Glimmer and picked her up with his left hand. "It was her!"
"Bring her to me!" Maul commanded.
Savage walked over and brought Starlight Glimmer over to Maul. He then dropped her in front of his brother. General Grievous looked at the pony with suspicion.
"Why were you spying on us?" Maul asked.
"I wasn't spying on you. I was on my way home and then I saw the creature that crash-landed near the Castle of Friendship," Starlight explained. "I turned that creature into a pony!"
Grievous' expression turned into anger as he looked at Starlight Glimmer. "WHAT?! You turned me into...a pony?!" he yelled.
"Of course! I don't want some big creature helping Twilight and her friends when I try to attack them again!" Starlight snapped.
"This 'big creature' is General Grievous! He's the leader of the Confederacy of Independent Systems' Droid Armies," Savage explained the CIS.
"Well, General Grievous is now a pony. You'll have to take him as is. Now I can get my revenge on Twilight!" Starlight yelled.
Then the Mane 6 and the battle droids arrived to stop Maul, Savage, and Starlight. Grievous tilted his head and looked at his friends.
"Stop right there, Zabraks!" Twilight yelled. She then looked over to see Starlight, and gasped. "WHAT?! Starlight?!"
"Yes, Twilight!" Starlight Glimmer said. "I'm helping Savage and his Brother!"
"You're not going to get away with this!" Rarity yelled. "I was trying to get the General the new clothes, but then you two just attacked him!"
"You're under arrest, Zabraks!" the first B1 Battle Droid stated, holding his blaster up.
"These are the Zabraks?!" Rainbow asked. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I can kick their sorry rumps!"
"GENERAL!" TV-94B yelled.
"TV-94B! Ponies! HELP ME!" Grievous cried.
"Never fear, General! I'll stop the Zabraks and Starlight Glimmer!" Rarity yelled.
Savage looked at Starlight. "When did you join our side?" he asked.
"Well, I just want to destroy Grievous and his friends!" she stated.
Twilight turned to her friends. "Girls, take the Zabraks. Starlight's mine!"
"We shall provide cover for you!" TV-94B stated. "Fire at the Zabraks!"
The battle droids fired at Maul and Savage. They blocked the bolts with their lightsabers, while the Mane 6 charged towards them. Starlight Glimmer shot her magic at Twilight, but the Princess of Friendship dodged the attack and she fired back with her magic. TV-94B fired his best at Darth Maul. Rainbow Dash flew up into the sky.
"Time for me to do a sonic rainboom!" she said.
She then headed towards the ground at high speed. Just as she was getting to her sonic rainboom, Smart Vulture got in the way.
"HEY! STOP!" the Vulture Droid commanded.
"Hey!" Rainbow yelled. "I was getting ready to kill them!"
"You could kill the General, the battle droids and your friends!"
"The General? The battle droids?!" Rainbow questioned Smart Vulture. "I don't care about them!"
"Well, your friends do!" Cool Vulture snapped as he flew near Rainbow Dash and Smart Vulture.
"Yeah," Rainbow groaned.
"SO DON'T HURT THE GENERAL!" Cool and Smart Vultures yelled.
"Fine," Rainbow whispered. "Heh-heh,"
The Vulture Droids headed towards the two Zabraks. Maul looked up. "Confederacy fighters!"
"Brother!" Savage yelled.
"Are those our reinforcements?" Pinkie Pie asked the droids.
"Yes. Those are The Grievous Legion fighters!" the first B1 Battle Droid explained.
Darth Maul jumped off of Grievous and dodged the Smart Vulture's attacks.
"My calculation was wrong! AND I NEVER FAIL!" Smart Vulture yelled, worried.
"Calm down Smart Vulture!" Cool Vulture yelled. "No one is as cool as me!"
"Not now, Cool Vulture!"
Cool Vulture tried to ram into Savage Opress, but Savage jumped out of the way and Cool Vulture smacked General Grievous.
"WATCH IT!" Grievous yelled.
"Sorry, General," Cool Vulture apologized as he flew away.
Darth Maul ran over to Pinkie Pie and tried to cut her, but TV-94B shot Darth Maul's arm.
"GRR!" Maul yelled. "You'll pay for your insolence, droid!"
"Insolence?! Heh! I'm on the General's side!"
Grievous looked at the entire battle. Laying on the ground with his head halfway sunk into the earth, he couldn't help but think that he was useless. Why can't I fight?! Curse this pony body! I wish I could hurry and make connections with the ponies so I can leave this planet. I mean, it's not that bad. But I don't want the Jedi arriving and taking the planet for the Republic, as usual,
Back inside the Providence-class carrier/destroyer over Raxus Secundus, Kalani was speaking with Count Dooku, Head of State of the Confederacy of Independent Systems, on a hologram.
"So, General Grievous is on this...Equestria, you say?" Dooku asked Kalani.
"Yes. Two members of his legion told me the Malevolence II crashed and the General is now stuck on Equestria with no way to get back," Kalani told the Head of State.
"Hmm. Interesting. Carry on, General!"
"The Grievous Legion members also reported that two Zabraks are on Equestria as well. They are the reason why General Grievous is stranded on Equestria," Kalani explained to Dooku.
"Zabraks?!" Dooku asked, quickly.
"Yes. What should I do, Count?" Kalani responded.
"Take what forces you have General Kalani. Defeat those Zabraks wielding Sith powers, and get the General out of their after he's finished controlling the planet for the CIS!" Dooku commanded. "Understand?"
"Yes, Count Dooku," Kalani responded.
"Don't fail me Kalani. We don't want a prolonged war on Equestria," Dooku's last words were before he turned off the hologram.
"So, what should we do?" a Driver Battle Droid asked.
"You heard the Count! Gather the remaining ships we have to rescue General Grievous!" Kalani commanded.
"Roger, roger!" the Driver Battle Droid responded.
Then Kalani's Providence-class carrier/destroyer, 5 Munificent-class star frigates, and 4 Recusant-class light destroyers went into hyperspace to Equestria.
Back on Equestria, Rarity walked over to the General and looked at him.
"I'm glad you got help!" Grievous explained. "I couldn't fight them off alone!"
"Yes. You don't need to fight off those beasts without any support," Rarity told the General.
"Thank you," Grievous said.
"You're welcome, General. My name is Rarity, and I'll help you at all costs!" Rarity introduced.
Starlight Glimmer looked at the Vulture Droids of The Grievous Legion in the sky, and then at Twilight.
"Twilight! Don't you get it?! I want to destroy you!" she explained.
"Yes. But these droids are hardly our allies. They just got here," Twilight said to Starlight. "But I'm not letting you destroy the General!"
Rainbow Dash flew over the battle seeing the IG-100 MagnaGuards pulling out their electrostaffs. She then saw B1 Battle Droids getting ready to grab thermal detonators.
"Hmm," Rainbow thought aloud, an idea forming in her head.
She then rushed over to the B1 Battle Droids and took one of their thermal detonators and headed over to General Grievous. She then sat near Grievous and Rarity. "So, guys, what's up? Are you two on a date?!" Rainbow teased before laughing.
"RAINBOW DASH!" Rarity yelled before slapping her in the face.
"OWW! RARITY!" Rainbow yelled.
"We don't even know each other!" Grievous shouted.
"Yes. And even if we were dating, why would I look like this?!" Rarity questioned RD. She then showed Rainbow and Grievous the little bit of dirt on her hip since the battle with Savage and Maul.
"Rarity, that's just a little bit of dirt!" Rainbow explained.
"Well, I would be wearing something, you know!"
While Rarity kept explaining, Grievous was listening. Rainbow Dash put the thermal detonator on General Grievous's back. "He'll get a laugh out of this one," she whispered.
The CIS arrived out of hyperspace of Equestria. Kalani's Providence-class carrier/destroyer launched 6 HMP Droid Gunships , escorted by 12 Hyena-class bombers out of the carrier/destroyer. 3 of the HMPs were carrying B1 Battle Droids, while the other 3 where carrying BX-series droid commandos. Inside the Bridge of the Providence, Kalani looked at the Driver Droids.
"All of the HMPs are headed into the planet. When shall I prepare your personal shuttle?" the Driver Battle Droid asked the General of the Providence.
"Prepare my Sheathipede now!" Kalani commanded.
Then, Leader Vulture and Speedy Vulture Droids launched out of Kalani's carrier/destroyer and headed to lead the fighters.
"All, Hyena-class bombers follow my lead!" Leader Vulture commanded.
"Alright, Leader Vulture," Speedy Vulture said, chuckling. "Just don't bail out on us like you did during the Battle of Salecumai!"
"Hey! I can't help it if I'm cowardly sometimes!" Leader Vulture told them.
The droid starfighters headed into Equestria.
The battle on the ground still waged as Darth Maul and Savage Opress were still fighting against the IG-100 MagnaGuards.
"Stupid droids!" Maul yelled as he dueled the MagnaGuard.
"We're not stupid," the MagnaGuard shot back.
"Then why does Grievous have so many of you?" Maul asked the droid.
"Because he needs us!" the droid yelled.
Pinkie looked in the air and saw Leader Vulture, Speedy Vulture, the 12 Hyena-class bombers, nad the 6 HMP Droid Gunships carrying the battle droids. "LOOK!"
Everyone looked at the CIS coming in.
"Are those OUR reinforcements?" Applejack asked the droids.
"Yes," TV-94B stated.
Then the Droid Gunships landed near the battle and unloaded the B1 and the BX droids to attack the Zabraks. Then, the Hyena-class bombers headed in with Leader and Speedy Vulture.
"Everyone, clear out!" Leader Vulture Droid commanded.
"Otherwise you might get blasted by the bombs!" Speedy Vulture added in.
"Finally, you guys arrived!" Cool Vulture yelled.
"And my tactics didn't work!" Smart Vulture explained.
"We'll worry about all of that stuff later!" Leader Vulture commanded. "We have to kill these Zabraks!"
Then all of the CIS battle droids and the ponies cleared out. General Grievous tried to run his droids, but that's when the thermal detonator on his back blew up and he became engulfed in flames.
"SIR?!" TV-94B yelled.
"No!" one of the IG-100 MagnaGuards yelled.
"Sir?" the first B1 Battle Droid that stayed with the ponies murmured sadly.
"Oh my gosh?! General Grievous died?!" Rainbow Dash pretended to not know what happened.
Darth Maul looked at Starlight Glimmer. "You have ruined everything!" he yelled.
"Hey, don't get mad at me! I'm your ally! I was trying to help you guys!"
Darth Maul then began to force-choke Starlight Glimmer. "You're not our ally!" he snarled.
"But...I....want...to....be...." Starlight tried to explained.
"Brother!" Savage yelled. "The bombers are coming!"
"Come on!" Maul commanded Starlight as he stopped force-choking her.
Maul, Savage, and Starlight took off running back to ALC-9. Then, the Hyena-class bombers dropped the proton bombs, but they bombed nothing. Leader Vulture, Speedy Vulture, Smart Vulture, and Cool Vulture transformed into their walker modes and walked near the Confederacy Droid Army and the ponies.
"What happened?! Did we bomb anything?!" Cool Vulture asked.
Twilight walked up the the Vulture Droids. "I'm sorry droid fighters, but you didn't hit anything," she told the droids.
"Why are you so sad?" Speedy Vulture asked.
"Yeah. And who are you?" Smart Vulture questioned Twilight.
"I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, ruler of Ponyville," Twilight introduced. Her tone was sorrowful. "General Grievous...was destroyed."
"WHAT?!" Leader Vulture yelled.
All of the Confederate Droid Army looked sad.
"Who...who could've done this?" Fluttershy asked.
"I dunno?" Rainbow lied. "Maybe Maul put a bomb on his back!"
"But I don't remember Maul carrying bombs," the 3rd B1 stated.
Then Kalani's Sheathipede-class transport shuttle landed near the Separatist Droid Army. The doors of the shuttle opened and General Kalani walked out with two B2-HA-series super battle droid escorts.
"Hello," the green and yellow super tactical droid said.
"Hello," Pinkie Pie said, sadly.
Rarity started to cry and Applejack pulled her hat down in respect for the fallen General.
"What happened?" Kalani asked.
"General Grievous, your leader, has been killed," Fluttershy told the super tactical droid General.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Kalani yelled.
The End of Chapter 2.
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