A Screwy Life

by Mister Phoenix

Rating: everyone
Tags: Screwball, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Original Character, Random
Length: 1347

Dusk Shine, Zoe, Scarlett and Screwball are four best friends, but to Ponyville they are known as the four. A group of friends that are pure and down right evil and bought to bring Ponyville to the ground.

A kind of but not really needed to be read to understand but if you want prequel stories; A Closed Book & The Mare In The Woods

With each of the mane six married and have children of they own there is four that make the town into an chaotic mess each and every week. They names Dusk Shine, Zoe, Scarlett and Screwball.

Known as the four, these group of friends somehow without even trying put Ponyville into a giant destroyed mess so what are they going to do today?

Published 2016-01-01 05:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-01 05:00:02 UTC

Yes, yes it is

Ponyville, a peaceful little town. Home of the Princess of Friendship and her friends that each used to hold an Element of Harmony. There's only one small problem, well four to be on the dot.

Four best friends are the worst thing to happen to this little town, how? Somehow and some way else four friends seem to try to destroy Ponyville to an weekly based. One stallion and three mares, Dusk Shine, Scarlett, Zoe and Screwball. Has done it all to making an war between cookies and ponies until Pinkie Pie got back from her second honeymoon.

Even two a point where Screwball and Zoe has travel though out time, space and different worlds. Until Screwball got bored of seeing the giant and amazing things that can happen with time, space or even different worlds. Get boring, it boring.

But this not that tale, this tale starts off with at Twilight's castle in her library. A young unicorn stallion with brown coat and a light purple mane with two fangs in his mouth. This is Dusk Shine the leader of these group of evil ponies.

"Dusk Shine, Dusk Shine!" Twilight called out, searching for her one and only son

"I'm in the library mom!" Dusk Shine yelled out causing the purple alicorn to find him

"Oh thank Celestia. You hadn't gone out yet" Twilight said letting out a short breath of air

"Well I am meeting up with Screwball and the others at ten" Dusk said making Twilight go into panic mode.

"Please Dusk, I got mind your friends but can you four go at less one day. One day, that all I'm asking for where you don't destroy Ponyville!" Twilight said yelling out the last part

"Please when have we ever tried to destroy Ponyville? All those other times were mistakes" Dusk said letting out a force laugh

"How is releasing Lord Tirek from his prison a mistake?" Twilight question her son

"That could have happen to anypony" Dusk stated

"You went out of muffins!" Twilight cried out

"Yeah and it wasn't until after I brought it, I remembered that I don't like muffins" Dusk said just before he stood up.

"Just promise me you won't do something stupid" Twilight said with pleading eyes

"I promise I won't do anything stupid. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye" Dusk said doing an Pinkie Promise to his mother.

Twilight wrap her son in a tight hug biding him a goodbye.

A small cottage sat closed to The Everfree Forest home to Fluttershy, her husband and her daughter a pink Earth pony with a purple and white mane, wearing a always spinning hat on her head.

This is Screwball holding a brown stick with her magic waving it in the air for her pet. "You want the stick Brain Scratch? You want the stick? Go get it!" Screwball cried out throwing the stick making the animal go and get it.

Dusk Shine walked up to her and stood by her side "Hey Screwball" he greeted

"Hey Dusk, just playing with Brain Scratch" Screwball said waiting for Brain Scratch to get the stick back.

The small animal on standing on two legs dropped the stick in front of the pink Earth pony. Making Screwball start patting him.

"Remind me again, why you have a pet T-Rex?" Dusk Shine asked earning a growl aim at him by the baby T-Rex

"Brain Scratch is the most cutest and best pet in the whole Equestria!" Screwball said scratching the side of his neck. Causing Dusk to roll his eyes

"That thing belongs in the past" a new voice said walking up to the two.

A white unicorn with a brown and purple curled mane walked up to the two ponies whom just stared at her.

"What?" She question

This is Zoe, the only one who was with Screwball when she travel though time, space and different worlds. Together the two are a great team! To bad they don't see eye to eye often

"Coming from the girl who has a pet Eevee" Screwball stated making Zoe gasp.

"Please Iwata is the best and cutest pet ever" Zoe said causing Dusk and Screwball to share a look.

The sound of hoove steps came making the three friends look at the orange Earth pony with a green mane tied up in a ponytail while wearing a cow-colt hat on her head.

This is Scarlett the quite one, never had once said a word to any of her friends and everypony in Ponyville questions how the heck does those three know what she saying without her talking?

"Hey Scarlett" Dusk said waving his hoof making Scarlett wave back at him

"Scarlett dear, can you confirmed who's better my Iwata or Screwball's Brain Scratch" Zoe said causing Scarlett to give them a look.

"We are not hopeless!" Screwball cried out when Dusk just remembered something

"Oh I Pinkie Promise to my mom we won't destroy Ponyville today" Dusk said making mouth drop.

"Please dear Dusk when have we ever tried to destroy Ponyville?" Zoe question with a giggle making Scarlett to shake her head

"That one doesn't, doesn't count! How did we know that we can make nightmare come to the real world?" Zoe question

"Do you think we are missing anypony? Two ponies to be correct?" Screwball question

"Screwball it has always be us four we don't have a group of six" Dusk said making Screwball wonder.

"I swear we're missing an idiot and a loud mouth" Screwball stated making Dusk and Zoe laugh.

"Please Screwball, that just ridiculous. We ain't missing anypony" Zoe said

"Yeah maybe you're right" Screwball said with those two ponies in the back of her mind.

"You girls" Zoe said making Dusk let out a small cough. "And Dusk, want to head out for Hay Burger for lunch?" She question making Screwball and Dusk say sure with Scarlett just nodding her head.

Fire burned the town spreading across houses and buildings with a war clashing against The Changelings and somehow King Sombra return brainwashed the Crystal Empire ponies, defeated Shinning Armor and Princess Candace.

Dusk, Zoe, Scarlett and Screwball stood outside with a burning building behind them.

"What happen?" Zoe question

"AHH, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!!" A stallion yelled running past them

"Oh there's Screamer, I was wondering where he was" Screwball said just right when Dusk let out a sigh.

"My mom is going to kill me" Dusk said

"Well tomorrow is our sleepover at Scarlett's house!" Zoe said a mist jumping in place.

"Yeah count me out, last time you gave me a makeover" Dusk said

"Yeah that so not happening" Screwball stated making Scarlett nodded her head.

"Fine! I'll make new friends, who like makeovers and sleepover" Zoe said before giving a huff and walking away.

"Should we do something?" Dusk asked watching one of his friends walk away

"You don't her to leave because you like her" Screwball said in a mocking voice causing Dusk to blush.

"Yeah I'm going home, hopefully Ponyville will be fix by tomorrow by some lazy plot hole. Just like the moon" Dusk said before walking away.

"Huh, well I just I'll be off see ya Scarlett" Screwball said before she teleportant away.

Scarlett stood alone in the destroyed and on fire Ponyville. The young Earth pony let out a sigh and open her mouth to speak.

Author's Note

Why is it High School Adventures get the most reboots? This is the third one! I know that doesn't sound like a lot but it weird that it up to number three. So for me this is my first story in 2016 yay! Plus I got an new avatar picture!

With I can't find on Google Images anymore, freaking internet but for everyone in America it still 2015 there, right? I am an idiot so I might be wrong so this is an New Year present kind of, sort of not really.... I'm going to shut up now.