Virus

I open my eyes and stare at my surroundings. Trees are all around me. But that doesn't make sense. I shouldn't be alive. I pulled the trigger, it should be over. Maybe it is. I'm so confused about this whole situation. WHERE THE HELL AM I? I just sit here, not knowing what to do. I stand up and start walking in a random direction. I pull out my Kimber and continue walking. Everything smells fresher in a way. More natural. I hear a twig snap behind me and quickly turn around.

There's a small dog looking thing with glowing eyes and made of wood. I just stand there staring at it. I don't have any words for this. It's just there and is definitely not FUCKING NORMAL. I just laugh harder and harder until I'm bent over struggling for air. "IVE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!" I choke out while laughing. The dog thing tilts his head sideways as if he's confused. Then I notice four much larger dogs behind him with their teeth bared and growling. I quickly stop laughing and raise my Kimber. They don't seem nice at all. I frown and ask "Are you nice?" One of the larger dogs jump at me and I quickly fire two rounds at him.

One hits him in the chest and he just kind of collapses into a pile of wood while the other one nails another in the head and also collapses. "Bad puppy!" I say in a childish voice. The other three run off and I smile. "Where you goin' puppies?" I shrug and turn back around and continue walking. I walk for another hour or two before seeing a small cottage. It's already getting pretty late so I decide to crash there for the night. I walk up to the front door to see it completely dark inside. I shrug and walk inside admiring the homey feeling about it. I see a couch and rush over to it. After take off my backpack I reload my Kimber and slide it under the cushion. I lay down on It and fall asleep.

I wake up but keep my eyes closed because I feel someone breathing on me. I spring up, tackle them to the ground and grab my Kimber before turning back to it. What I tackled wasn't human, nor zombie, nor any other creature on earth. What I landed on was a yellow pegasus that looked like it was going to piss itself. Scratch that, it actually pissed itself. "What are you?" I ask more myself than it.

What really surprised me though was its response. "I-I-I'm a p-p-pony." She cried out.

I screamed and jumped off of her. "YOU CAN TALK?!"

She let out a cute little noise. "Y-y-yes"

"Holy shit, I've actually gone insane. What's your name little one?"

"F-Fluttershy i-if th-that's okay w-with you."

"What do you mean if that's okay with me? That's your name."

"O-okay s-sorry"

"Alrighty then. I need you to do me a huge favor."

"W-what kind of favor?"

"If anything comes through that door you need to wake me up. No exceptions. And if you try to kill me or steel from me in my sleep, you are going to regret it"

Her eyes got really wide "Eep! K-kill or s-steal from you? Why would I do that?"

"I don't know just don't do it." After I said that I laid back down on her couch and fell asleep.

I am woken up by Fluttershy shortly after. "Um... There's somepony at the door."

"Somepony?"

"Y-yes, they're at the door." After she says that I grab my Kimber and stretch. I stand against the wall behind the door and motion for her to open it. She opens the door and greets the new pony. She has a cyan coat with rainbow hair and looks kind of cute. I quickly shake that thought from my head. She's a pony, not human. In my mind, that wouldn't go too well. I look at Fluttershy and motion for her to let the other one in. "O-oh, hi Rainbow Dash. Would you like to come in?"

"Uh, sure. You seem really tense Shy. Is everything alright?"

"Y-yes, I-I'm f-fine D-D-Dash" I face palm. She is a horrible liar. Hopefully that won't cause any complications.

"Alright, if you say so." She says cautiously.

Fluttershy stands to the side of the door to allow Rainbow in. As soon as she steps through the door I put the gun against her head. Not a moment later I feel to very hard and forceful things smash into my chest, sending me flying a couple of feet and knocking the wind out of me. I lay on the ground, gasping for air while she starts to walk over to me with one of the most angriest faces I've seen. I pull out Sarah's revolver and aim it at her.

She continues to walk while saying, "what are you going to to with that tiny thing? Hit me with it?" I grin and pull the trigger. My shot goes wide, but clips her ear. "AH! What the buck did you just do to me?!" I caugh and get up again. She's still on the ground clutching her bleeding ear while the other pony looks at the scene in horror. I walk over to the cyan one and point it at her head.

"This little device here is what we call a gun. It shoots things called bullets which are metal casings filled with gunpowder with a piece of metal in the end. A pointed piece of metal hits the back of the bullet which contains a small charge that ignites the rest of the gunpowder inside, using pressure to push the metal piece out at high velocity." I say. She's completely still by the end of it, probably in fear of the newfound knowledge that I can end her life so easily.

"I-if you hurt Fluttershy I'm going to end you"

I become a bit angry at the threat and growl. "I would never hurt her as long as she doesn't hurt me. And why did you fucking kick me?"

"Fluttershy was acting weird and you felt like a threat to me."

"Fair enough." I reach a hand down towards her. She looks at it for a second before placing her good in my hand.

"Come here and let me get you patched up. And sorry for the whole shooting you thing."

She cringes a bit and looks at me. "I did sort of kick you pretty hard."

"Yeah well, it's in the past now. Come here."

I walk over and open up my bag, pulling out a small medical kit while she sits on the couch. I pull out a small bottle of hydrogen peroxide. "This is going to hurt like a bitch so be prepared." She slowly nods and I pour a bit into her wound. As soon as it comes in contact with here ear she cries out in pain. I cringe and apologize to her. After I did that I wrapped the top half of her ear in gauze. " There you go, all set."
"Gee, thanks doc." She sarcastically remarks.

"Don't mention it gay pride."

She blushes heavily. "I-I'm not gay!" She says aggressively. I giggle and think to myself. Man, I might have a chance with her after all. I just notice Fluttershy sitting on the ground next to us, still staying quiet and looking sad.
"What's wrong Shy?" Questions Dash.

"You're hurt." She says quietly.

"Not really, I'm fine at the moment." Dash says seriously.

"I'm just going to lay down now, if that's okay with you."

"Um... Yeah Flutters. That's okay."

I open up my pack of cigs and take one out. "What's that?" Dash asks.

"Cigarette."

"What do they do?"

"You light the end with fire and then inhale, I calms you down." I say as I light it up.

"Oh cool! Can I try?" She asks. I stare at her for a moment thinking. On one hand it is very unhealthy. On the other it would be fun to watch her be fucked up on her first cig. Bah, screw health. Laughing is better. I pass her the cigarette and she inhales. As soon as she does she starts coughing.
"Easy there, don't inhale as much next time." I pass it back to her and she inhales for a shorter period of time. I pull it away and look at her. "How are you feeling?"

"Pretty good." She says, sounding retry out of it. I giggle and look at her.

"Try walking." She gets up and slowly and very unsteadily tries to walk. She falls down after a few steps and lays there, not moving. "Um Dash? You okay?" I worriedly ask. She sort of moans in response. I shrug and lay on the couch. I fall asleep after finishing my cig and tossing it outside. I wake up around half an hour later to a knocking at the door. God damnit. It seems like I can't ever get good sleep. I open the door and aim my Kimber at the stranger. She's a purple pony with a horn. She looks at me in shock and then looks inside. To my misfortune dash is still on the ground with blood next to her from her ear. I look at her for a second to see her face turn from shock to rage. The next thing I know I'm blown back through the house and out the window. I lay on the ground screaming and crying in pain.

When I went through that window a shard of glass cut me from my forehead directly above my left eye all the way down do my jaw. I lost all vision in my left eye and laid there. She climbs out the window and throws me against the wall with some invisible force. I feel it tightening around my neck before I can't breath. I start struggling against my bonds before both Fluttershy and Dash run run outside. My vision starts to go black as I see their mouths moving towards the crazy bitch. A few seconds later I feel the force let go and I drop to my knees, sobbing and gasping for breath.

I've never been in this much pain in my entire life. I look up to the three ponies and stare at them, tears leaking from my eyes. Dash wears a face of utter shock while Fluttershy and the purple cunt start tearing up. I slowly get up and start walking towards Fluttershy, not looking at anyone else. As soon as I get in front of Fluttershy is swiftly turn to my left and deck the bitch in the head. She drops to the ground, unconscious. With the amount of force I put behind that swing I might have fractured her skull.

Wishful thinking I guess, highly unlikely though. I go inside the house and grab my stuff. I search the house for a bathroom and find one offer a few minutes. I look in the mirror and start crying again. Completely ruined. I will never get it back, ever. I lock the door and take out my first aid kit. After an hour of screaming and crying I finally patch up my wounds. I lay on the floor and pull out the bottle of whiskey. I stare at it for a moment before unscrewing the lid and taking a few gulps. I place it back in my bag and slowly drift into the dream world.