Beamed

Chapter 0

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Intro

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"You can't just fire me, I need this job!" You're looking at your boss with an angry glare "What am I supposed to do now?! There is no one hiring in this god damn town! I'm going to be fucking homeless!" You thrust your fist down at your former boss's desk, making your hand sore in the process. You shake your hand.

"Look... I don't know what your going to do, but you can't work here anymore, your co-workers are tired of you! All your complaining and you never get your work done on time! I'm sorry but you need to go." The fat headed bastard points to the door. "Get outta here... Do I have to say it again?"

"No you don't, fuck you." You walk away quickly, giving him the one finger salute, not giving him time to respond and you head for the exit, when the equivalent of Satan walks into your path, Patrick "Tic-Tac Dick" Hester. "Hey get fired from your job? So sad.." He makes a little pouty face, then laughs in your face.

"Get the fuck out of my way, Hester. You piece of shit." He looks at you in mock surprise, then smirks like the bitch he is.

"Oooh, getting aggressive? Watch your profanity!" Patrick laughs in your face pointing at you, making you real mad, so mad that you take the chance to punch him in the mouth, hurting your hand in the process, but it was worth it, so fucking worth it. He looks with real surprise now. Almost at the verge of tear

"Laugh at that you cock-juggling thundercunt." Pretty happy with how that unfolded, you push the front doors of the temp agency you used to work at and stepped out in to the world, you could do anything! Well. Almost anything.

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But fucking what though, who needs a damn temp?

With that thought in your mind you start walking home to your shitty apartment to play video games and eat your feeling away. You take your smart phone out and looking at random things on Tumblr. A few minutes pass by and you stuff your phone in your pocket, looking around you see your apartment complex in the distance; it's only a little bit away. As you walk you start to hear a light humming sound, you look around for the source but see nothing, you shrug and keep walking, but that's when the noise gets louder. You look around again for that insufferable sound, then look up. You are almost blinded by the amount of light coming from the sky, you cover your eyes. The light appears to go away and you uncover your eyes, only to see the light is back. Something pushes you onto your back, hitting your head on the concrete.

All you see is a bright white, red, and green light and a little bit of blue in the shape of a rectangle.

Then black.

All you see is black.

And maybe a little grey.

You wake up and wonder why the hell it's cold and wet, then you open your eyes; you can't see anything. Thinking you might have gone blinded by that weird beam of light, you bring your hand up to your face and squint, seeing the hand move in front of your face you are relived. Next you stand up a little shakily and look around. You see a light coming from a little ways away, you walk towards it. It seemed like forever but you finally reached the light and found out you were in a cave, covering your eyes from the light until they adjust. You take a good look around, this forest seems... unsettling to you, like that one haunted house that was shitty but still scary..

You hear a roar to your right and there seems to be trees rustling in the distance, you start running mach chicken not wanting to find out what made that roar. You trip over a root from a nearby tree. "Oh fuck!" Then a face plant. You flip over onto your back and see a thing that looks like a cross between a lion, a dragon, and a scorpion. In panic, you crawl backwards, hitting your back on a tree you quickly get up and start running again.

"What the fuck are you?!" You yell at it, It growls in response, chasing you.

You see a broken branch on the ground and run over it, grabbing it and throwing it back at the monster. The branch gets lodged into it's eye and it roars in pain, running away from you. "Yeah.. you.. better.. run!" You pant having not ran that fast in a long time. You think to yourself that you should start looking for civilization to get your location. You choose a random direction and head northwest. A few hours later you decide to turn over for the night, looking for a suitable shelter. You decide to sleep under a tree, cuddling up to yourself for warmth, you close your eyes and wait for the next day. Dreaming of a bed, warm milk, and a chicken leg.

Next day you get up, make sure you have your phone and continue your mission to find civilization. Passing hundreds of trees on the way. Well on there you think about your current situation. I was already having a shit week, now i'm having a even more shit week... Now, where the hell am I?.. That beam of light must of done something to with this.. Maybe i'm in a whole new world! You snicker at that, climbing over a hill. Man this hill is steep as fuck... Maybe.. Wait. FINALLY! You spot a village filled with... Ponies.. Multi colored.. Ponies.

"What. The. Fuck."