Legend of Twilight: Ocarina of Time

by blazing5in

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 12180

The Mane 6 are invited to beta-test a new game. What could happen?

The mane-6 are invited by Princess Celestia and Luna to test out a new creation.

However, during testing, something horrible happens, leading to untold power, chaos, and everything you know about LoZ:OoT will (may) be diced, spliced, and churned out into something else, or be total nonsense.

That, and an obnoxious fairy will be given 4th wall breaking powers.

Published 2011-11-22 11:12:39 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-03 10:46:06 UTC

Introduction: Prologue

Introduction: Prologue

Author's Note: This is my first fanfiction. Constructive criticism is welcome. Proofread a couple of times, but might contain errors. Thank you for taking the time to read.

“Twilight, Twilight! You just got a - WOAH!” Spike was interrupted by a torrent of books that landed dangerously close to where he was standing. “What now, Spike? If it’s another one of those advertisements about socks, then I told you I’m not interested.” Twilight answered Spike while flipping through countless pages of books in the air all around her. “No, not that sock advert. It's an invitation from Princess Celestia!” At the mention of her name, all the books collapsed around Twilight, One which struck Spike on his head.

“So why are we here again?” AppleJack had asked Twilight for the fifth time, In the hall of the castle of Canterlot. Twilight then brought out the scroll Spike gave her, “This letter from Princess Celestia is written as follows; Dear Twilight Sparkle, I am inviting you and your friends to test out a game, the first of its kind, co-created by Luna herself. If you and your friends are able to come, please send back a reply. And I replied that we could make it, so here we are.”

A rainbow blur streaked around the hall several times before screeching to halt, right before hitting Twilight in the muzzle. “So what’s TAKING THEM SO LONG?! We’ve been here for 30 minutes already!” She screamed at Twilight’s face. “Now hold on there, Sugarcube, Ah know you’re mighty impatient, but stop scaring Fluttershy with that noise. Just look at ‘er!” An orange hoof pointed at a pink and yellow Pegasus in a dark corner, curled up like a ball, and was shivering.

“She’s right, Rainbow Dash. Im sure the princess won’t take much longer, so try to help Fluttershy up before she gets here.” Rainbow Dash grumbled under her breath, but proceeded to try and calm Fluttershy down.

“Ugh, what a brute. Can’t you stay still for even 5 minutes?” Rarity exclaimed with disgust. “I shall be tending to my beautiful mane, if you won’t start flying around and making a mess of this room like the last 3 times.” Rainbow Dash didn’t seem to even notice Rarity, and was trying to soothe Fluttershy’s nerves, without much success, and ended with Rainbow Dash screaming at her instead.

“That reminds me, where’s Pinkie?” Twilight glanced all over the room, unable to find anything even resembling pink. “Sugarcube, Ah think she’s… up there.” Twilight jerked her head up, to find Pinkie Pie prepare what seemed to be an endless stream or balloons, streamers, and a giant banner hung overhead imprinted with the words, Happy Birthday.

“Pinkie, what are you doing?” Twilight asked with a confused look. “Isn’t it obvious? A PARTY!!!!” Pinkie jumped around the room excitedly. “But it isn’t anypony’s birthday.” Pinkie stopped, and then glared at Twilight with her most menacing glare. “Of course it is. It's the game’s birthday, duh! Oh, and that one guy reading this. Hi there!” Pinkie waved towards no one in particular. Twilight gave a confused stare and was about to give a reply before the stone doors swung open with a terrifying slam.

“Thank you for waiting, my loyal subjects. Now, if you would follow me, I will escort you to the room.” Princess Celestia majestically spoke.

“Here we are.” Princess Celestia led the Mane 6 into a giant room, full of heavy duty wires, strung about the place, which resembled an experiment facility, and all the wires led to 6 canisters, which were shaped like a dome egg on its side.

“Now, I believe Luna here will explain how this game works. Luna?” At the call of her name, Luna appeared from behind a mechanical door, wearing goggles and a white coat. Rainbow Dash tried to stifle her laughter, and Pinkie went about jumping around Luna and rambled on how she looked like a stereotypical lab scientist, and went off topic to cupcakes.

Rainbow Dash, on the other hand, was zooming about the lab, much to the workers disgust. It took 3 of the pegasi to haul her back to the group.

Luna raised a hoof and silenced Pinkie before she could continue about lollipops, before speaking in what was not the Royal Canterlot voice. “Thank you for coming, Twilight Sparkle, and the rest of your companions. It is my pleasure to introduce to you my creation. I am most proud of it.”

“It is very simple. All you have to do is enter the Dreamatron 2000 and instructions will be given during the course of the game. Is that clear?”

“Dreamatron? You mean that hunk of junk? Couldn’t you have given it a better name? Even if it was 20% cooler, it still wouldn’t work.”

At that very moment, Rainbow Dash felt the most fearsome glare given to her by all the ponies around, except for Pinkie and Fluttershy, who had curled up into a ball again, making sounds similar to ‘meep’.

“…..sorry.”

“Very well. All you have to do Is lie down in the Dreamatron 2000. Don’t panic when you get there. It is entirely safe. All 3 ponies we tested it on came back with absolutely no injuries, other than mental trauma since they thought they were in an entirely different world.”

There was a moment of silence, before an electrical spark and motors moving broke it.

“Well, let’s get going. Please attach this helmet to your head.” All 6 ponies wore the helmets, emblazoned with a sign that read, ‘Dreamatron 200 headgear’, with a childish scrawl of a thought bubble on it, and walked towards the Dreamatron 2000.

“Just two questions before we start, Princess Luna. What is that contraption you have set up?” Twilight asked with a hint of concern in her voice.

“That is my most beloved creation, the Dreamatron 2000! Using the most advanced scientific measures, I have created a machine that can send alter the brain waves in … … … … … and then by causing the receptors in that area… … …”

“But Princess Luna, what about…”

“That is simple, Twilight Sparkle. It is solved by…”

“I see, but that doesn’t explain…”

“You are pretty sharp, Twilight Sparkle. By using…”
“But what about…”
“It is by…”
“Couldn’t you…”
“That is true, but what about the extra benefits of…”

“WOULD YOU JUST STOP DISCUSSING STUFF WE DON’T UNDERSTAND AND JUST GET THIS OVER WITH?!!!”

The room was in silence, only the panting of the cyan Pegasus that hollered her lungs was heard. Twilight broke the uncomfortable silence with another question.

“What is… the name, or the story behind the game, rather?”

“The name shall be given to you when you have successfully entered the game, and so will the story. I have researched that this increases the suspense factor of a game. Therefore it will be secret until you start playing it.”

“Okay, Princess Luna. If you say so.”. Twilight thoroughly examined the machinge before jumping in due to another shock from Rainbow Dash screaming in frustration, unable to open the machine, before AppleJack pointed out the obvious yellow ‘Open’ button on it. The others had gotten in hassle-free, and all 6 lay on the soft bedding in the machine.

Meanwhile, Princess Celestia and the other staff checked the vitals through the headgear of the 6 while punching in numbers. They were experts, that’s why they can use the machinery with hooves, that or they used magic. After a quick transition, the Mane 6 lay in the Dreamatron 2000, and slowly closed their eyes, each beginning to drift off to sleep.

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Second Chapter: Not all is as it seems...

Second Chapter: Not all is as it seems...

World Six: Fluttershy

Author’s Note: I am not going to just use all the speech patterns of the original. That's just copy and paste. I shall be more original. Constructive comments are welcome. Thank you for reading.

Behind the bushes past where Mido stood guard, miniature eyes darted consistently, scanning the area thoroughly. Once it felt danger had past, a pink mane appeared from the bush, a yellow and green streak led to another bush, barely a few feet away, in mere seconds. The shiny blue orb-

“C’mon, get over it already. Everyone knows I’m Navi.”
I’m just trying to fill up space. Therefore, the huge amount of description.
“Boooring. The ‘orb’ has already been reused countless times.”
Actually, it was only-
“Shut up. No one asked you.”
But I’m the-
“Told you to shut up.”
Fine, no more dialogue from you till I’m happy.
“Hah, trying to silence me? C’mon, give me your best shot.”
… … … Done.

The fairy was frantically struggling to open her mouth, which was glued shut due to unknown forces.
“Excuse me, Miss Navi, but who were you talking to? Oh my! There’s a giant tape over your mouth! Who could have done this?”
… As I was saying, Fluttershy had come out of her hiding plac- ARGH!!! What th- OUCH!! Stop- YAAAAAARRRrrrgggghh…
*Insert Crashing Sound here. Also add a cute picture of Fluttershy.*

Note: No author’s were hurt in the making of this story.

‘There. Author toast is done. I’ll fill in the author position till he recovers, so You can see narration done by me via ‘’ signs. Enjoy.’
(A presumably wailing voice was heard from far away, until a shrill voice had silenced it.)

‘Meanwhile, Fluttershy meekly followed Navi … It’s weird speaking in third-person, so I’ll refer to me as me. Anyway, She was following me.’

“Miss Navi, Could you tell me where we are going? I am not sure … that I like this place, even though all the people are very nice to me.”
“Told you. Going to Great Deku Tree. Now move.”
“But it seems so scary and dangerous here…”

‘I took a deep breath in, and sighed.’

“If you go in, I’ll introduce you to one of my bunny companions.”

‘She fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. And she was talking my ear off about her bunny, It was quite exhausting. Was I ever more glad when we reached the monsters.’

“EEEP!”

‘The monster had elongated stalks and head shaped like a flower with teeth, and lunged at Fluttershy, to which she reacted by jumping in the nearest bush.’

“Come on, Fluttershy, those things aren’t scary.”

‘I wasn’t doing well with the whole comfort thing, so I just dragged her out.’

“Fluttershy, you have to hit those things with your sword.”
“But… but… Why must I hurt them? Even if they aren’t real …”
“You can either beat them or just fly across. I say beat them.”

‘Faced with only two options, Fluttershy reluctantly took to the air, and flew over the plants.’

“Just hurt them. They can’t feel it.”
“But… why can’t I be nice to them?”
“Because they won’t be nice to you. If you really can’t hurt these guys… …”

‘I was thinking of implementing some newfound power within myself. And so I did.’

“If you can’t bring yourself to hurt these monsters…”

‘I immediately assumed a maniacal grin across my mouth. Yes, I have a mouth.’

“Then I’ll do it.”

‘Fluttershy’s eyes widened at the prospect of me hurting another creature. She was about to open her mouth to protest against this before I silenced her by stripping her of the blade held on her back, and proceeded to slaughter the plants in the most fiendish way ever. But since they disappeared after a measly hit, it wasn’t really that scary, other than my maniacal laugh that tore through the forest, and caused her to curl up into another ball.’

“WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TASTE MY BLADE OF FURY AND ANGER, AS I VENT MY FRUSTRATIONS ON YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

‘All the monsters dispatched by me, they disappeared with smoke and flourish. It was a sight to behold, a small fairy such as me wielding a blade over ten times my size, held at the very end of the gleaming hilt, swinging and moving with such speed. Unfortunately Fluttershy didn’t seem to notice the beauty of my blade arts, and was staring into the void, mouth agape.’

“…….”

‘I could not believe how she could be SO hurt be that plant’s demise? Sure, I may have been a little overboard, but her apparent unwillingness to even lay a hoof on even the ground near them was appalling. All the other ponies were hesitant (except for the blue one, she’s a real nut.) for varying reasons. But she just set a record high.’

“Hey.”

“Look.”

“Listen.”

‘She never responded to those questions, and probably the next one-hundred and sixty-five times I asked her to move.’

‘So in that time, I just dragged her all the way to the Great Deku Tree. How will she get through this I wonder.’

‘Right. She was standing in front of the Great and Powerful Tree. Why do I feel some angry glares? Anyway, She was still stunned from my earlier stunts, so I’m transitioning to when she regained her senses.’

‘15 minutes later.’

“Huh? Where am I?”
‘Fluttershy’s first response was to look around, and her eyes were soon fixated on the giant tree that stood so tall, the shadow covering all that was within sight, which was in front of her.’

“Oh, my. What a wonderful tree!”

‘And the tree spoke.’

“Oh Navi… Thou hast returned… And I see that thou hast brought Link…”

“Oh my, Mr. Tree… I’m not Link.”
‘The tree ignored her, and started to blabber on about how he was cursed, and was not feeling too good. Fluttershy gave a genuine look of dismay on her face, and was somehow trying to console the tree, asking if she could help it. Until she heard the part about her destiny vanquishing some evil creature, and paled in the face. It was then the tree asked her a question of great importance to this game.’

“Doest Thou have enough courage to undertake this trial?”
‘I’m sure she would have said no, so I took the liberty of answering for her.’

“Yes, Great Deku Tree.”
'Fluttershy gave an expected surprised look, which had disapproval written all over it. She had to continue anyway, yes or no. And I want this done quickly.’

“Then enter, brave Link, And thou too… Navi…”

‘It was then we entered the open mouth of the tree, only after convincing Fluttershy that this was the only way to save the tree.’

‘His interior was surprisingly large and hollow, and it had wooden stairs, wooden doors, and unpredictably lots of monsters. How he doesn't even seem to feel that was a mystery.’

‘Since Fluttershy was still unwilling to do any of the killings, I partook in the killings myself. It was a great way to destress. I’m kind of liking this world. Unfortunately I had to drag her about since she went catatonic on me again, reason being I can’t stray too far away from her.’

‘Anyway, don’t want to bore you, so I’ll skip to the boss fight.’

‘30 minutes later.’

‘Fluttershy had been dragged into the giant cave below the tree, still in catatonic state. I found the slingshot somewhere, somehow.’
‘The cave was eerily cold, enough for a slight fog to form beneath our feet. The cold, cracked pillars of stone held the unnervingly high ceiling, shrouded in darkness. T’was then the door slammed behind us, and miraculously shook Fluttershy out of her fear-induced stupor.’
“Huh? Oh my, where .. are we?”
‘I was about to explain how I had spent my free time before something flashed across the ceiling with superb speed. Fluttershy had noticed it too, and went pale again.’

‘The armored arachnid rolled its digital eye at us, and did a 180 spin, landing on the ground with a tremor. Fluttershy didn’t turn to stone again; rather she just shrieked, and scrambled towards the stone door.’

‘Her wings and back on the door, the arachnid slowly closed off all route of escape. Raising its claw and aiming in her general direction, it was then I did a heroic act.’

“Hey, you stupid bug! Come and get some fairy!”

‘Instantly aroused by the prospect of a meal, and the dull twang of metal on its back, it swerved around to meet me in its eye, sword facing its eye, the pointy bit of the blade at the eye.’

“Have a look at my blade, bug.”

‘Due to word violence and possible mental trauma, the following scene was cut. Instead, here’s an advertisement.’

Red Pegasus.
Gives you wings.
And a whole lot of trouble.

‘Back to our story.’

‘I was flung across the room by the blow administered to me by doctor Gohma. It resulted in pain. I stopped halfway midair only to see Gohma’s eye, before it struck me down for the third time.

“This is ridiculous! I can’t be hurt! I’m a fairy! Its also not supposed to attack… like…”

‘My voice trailed of as I realized something horrific. Epic Foreshadowing. I’m not going to tell you what I realized, as I was attacked by another mighty swing from Gohma.’

‘I was sent across the room and landed next to a Fluttershy in a corner. She heard the soft ‘thud’ I ungracefully made during my impact with the floor. She saw me sprawled on the ground, and I had fainted that time, so I couldn’t even say a word, not to mention lecture her on the basics of hiding.’

‘Since I’m currently the narrator, I have omniscient powers in this game, so I know what happened when I was unconsc-’
‘… You gotta see this.’

Start of epic flashback sequence.

Fluttershy found her dirty companion on the cold floor beside her, neutralized. She found tears welling up in her eyes, and could only utter a few words.
“Navi? Navi?”
Navi could not reply as she was currently knocked out, which had led Fluttershy to believe she was in a critical state.

Fluttershy could not comprehend what had just happened. She gently picked up Navi, and laid her softly in the corner she had herself been in. Flicking of some dust on the dull blue aura of the unconscious fairy, she stood up fiercely, and faced the giant monster. A face-off had begun with the two, trying to intimidate their foe down. Fluttershy, who was enraged, unleashed her weapon.

The Stare.

The parasitic creature suddenly froze in place, not a single limb twitching.
Fluttershy trotted up towards the creature and gave a lecture that would even stop Rainbow from doing any silly tricks for days, to which had a surprising effect.

The body was suddenly morphed into blue symbols and numbers, and slowly faded into the background. In its place left a shiny red jewel that was shaped like a classic heart.

Fluttershy gasped at the sight, broken out of her trance from the disappearing act the creature performed.

Navi, with a bad headache had just jumped out of her coma, automatically assumed Fluttershy did some bad-flank stuff, dashed across to Fluttershy, pride filling her voice.

“Oh my gosh! You did it! You actually hurt that beast! I can’t believe it! I knew slaughtering all those creatures in front of you toughened you up!”

And Fluttershy took an appropriate trip to dreamland.

End of Epic flashback sequence.

“Thank the creators for making these nifty teleportation runes. Dragging her out again is one thing I will not live through.”
Commented the dusty fairy and the wide-eyed Pegasus she dragged, feet scraping the earth below.

World 1: Twilight

“Phew!” exclaimed a perky fairy.

“Huh?” questioned the purple mare beside her.

“Your friend is really troublesome. The yellow Pegasus.”

“Fluttershy? … Oh my gosh! I totally forgot! She won’t be able to hurt these guys!”
Twilight remembered as she stood beside the disappearing Gohma.

“Well, lucky for you, I did the work for her. Except the last part.”

“Which part?” Asked Twilight, as she picked up the heart container that appeared soon after.

“The boss.”

“She went that far?! Oh my Celestia! Is she fine?!

“She’s fine. Don’t worry too much.”
An obvious sigh of relief escaped from Twilight’s lips. And she asked one last question.

“If she’s fine, she must have defeated the boss. How did it go?”

To which Navi responded.

“You don’t wanna know.”

End of Chapter three.

My Little Pony and all related materials belong to Lauren Faust, Hasbro©, and all other related people and/or companies, and all Legend Of Zelda material belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo©, and all other related people and/or companies, Please support the official releases.

Third Chapter: There are... Zombies?!

Third Chapter: There are... ZOMBIES?!

Author's note: I'm finally back! Navi locked me in that cage she somehow conjured up, and I managed to escape. So I will be narrating the story yet again. Thank you for taking the time to read. Constructive critiscm is welcome.

It was a bright sunny day, with absolutely no clouds in the sky.

...
...

What? I got nothing to start with.

A rainbow streaked across the sky, bringing good luck and fortune to those who saw it. Then another rainbow appeared behind the first. DOUBLE RAINBOW-...
That's kinda dumb.

Anyway, the one that you all love and know has appeared, minding her own business. Flying across the skies, Rainbow Dash was having the time of her life. She was happily flying around Hyrule field, with absolutely nothing to restrain her. Except for that fairy. Who at the moment, is napping. Her snoring is really adorable.

Anyway, since nothing will happen now, lets have a flashback to after the whole Gohma thing. With RD, of course.

Start FlashBack. Beep. Beep. Beep. MOO.

"What?! Come on! I totally cleared that dungeon in record time! So why is the tree still gonna wither away?"
Navi, who was still not in a good mood, having to drag Fluttershy in a different world, snapped back.
"He has to! The creators of this game don't let him!"
"WHAAAAT?! Then why did they even make us go through this ridiculous dungeon?!"
"So you can prove yourself. And you made record time of..."
Navi looked to the forest ceiling and screamed "AUTHOR! HOW LONG DID SHE TAKE?!"

I can hear you fine. Hmm... I made it 2 minutes 34 seconds.

"You made a record time of 2 minutes 34 seconds."

Rainbow crossed her front hooves, raised an eyebrow and asked "Who's Arthur?"
Navi snapped back. "Author."
"Arthur?"
"Author."
"Nope, I'm sure you said Arthur."
"I told you its-"
"Arthur?"
"NO! AUTHOR! AND LETS JUST GET GOING!"
"But-"

Navi exuded an immense aura of dark power, glaring daggers at RD. Oblivious as Rainbow is, she could take the hint.

"Umm... Okay! Where to next?! Do i get to kick some bad-flank? Oh, oh! I know! How about-"

"Just walk out. No flying out."
"C'mon! Why not?"
"There's a sophisticated barrier. Flying out of the trees is impossible."

Just to test that theory, Rainbow Dash flew full force towards the canopy.

"Aren't you going to say some-"
"...Say one more word, and I'll rip out that fairy tounge of yours."
"..."

Rainbow was in an especially bad mood, since she could not even save the tree, and she was given an emerald jewel, even though she failed to save the tree. That, added with a bleeding nose due to the barrier, caused her to in a horrible mood.

Navi took a glance at the cyan pony. Feeling pity for the depressed pegasus, she was tempted to give a spoiler, but held her tounge. Instead she tried to encourage the pony.

"Hey, come on. Don't get depressed. Sulking isn't going to get you anywhere."

And then Mido appeared.

The orange maned colt was scowling at presumably, Rainbow. And he started shouting at her.

"What happened to the Great Deku Tree?! ... What? You tried to save him but wasn't on time?!"

Navi felt herself gulping down feelings of anxiety. She turned to the sky, eye twitching. Murmuring inaudibly under her breath.

"Thanks to you, the Great Deku Tree is gone! If I, The Great Mido was there, that would never happen!"

And a blue streak flew and nearly landed on Mido's face.

The colt never even reacted to the blue hoof in front of his muzzle.

Rainbow's eyes were glazed over by darkness. What seemed to be a throbbing vein pulsated at her temple.

"Hey."

Navi almost didn't notice the question was meant for her, before replying.

"Yeah?"

"These guys can't feel pain, right?"
"Yeah... they are more like statues you can't hur-"

Even though flurry after flurry of punches lhad anded on the colt, he didn't even register the fact Rainbow was physically assaulting him.

Navi, who was watching, decided to leave the angry Pegasus alone to vent her frustrations. She passed through a shimmering portal through the air, and landed beside me. Wait, what?

"Just hurry up with the scene transistion."
Navi said with an air of sadness. It compelled me to continue writing about what happened before they left Kokiri forest.

The green maned mare met them at the bridge to the outside world. She gifted Rainbow with a fairy ocarina, before wishing her luck on her journey. Rainbow Dash didn't even bother to reply, head hanging low, and slowly made her way to the end of the path.

"What was that mare's name?"
Navi had not expected to hear that question, but regained composure, and answered.

"Saria."
"... I see."

Navi was extremely irked by the sudden decompression of her companion's ego. Sighing, she decided to do something drastic.

Call upon my authorly powers to change the past.

"You can do it, right?"

Yeah, but why should I-

It was then I was faced with the most adorable puppy eyes ever. Did Applebloom somehow teach her that? Anyway, I was so enamoured with those eyes, I couldn't resist any request from Navi. D'aaawwww...

So i changed the past. Re-edited flashback sequence. No violence at all. Enjoy. Oh, and spelling errors are intentional from here till end of the sequence. Insert funny voice for 20% more effect.

Start re-edited flashback sequence.

"You haz killed teh monstar! Here is gem."
A green Gem floated unto Ranbow Dash, which she held gingerly between her hooves.

"Now I musta sleep. Ah eight too many tacos."
"You shell see mee when i turn yong. See 'ya."

And the giant tree slept.

End of re-edited flashback sequence.

Because of this, Mido's lines didn't make anymore sense, which caused Rainbow to ignore him totally.
She properly thanked Saria this time, before flying out of the forest.

Rainbow, however, did fly into the barrier earlier. She didn't seem so frustrated at that, however, even with a bruised muzzle.

"You know, that second flashback scene was horrible. But thanks anyway."
Navi's face showed a small smile.

Back to the present. Navi had woken up from her nap, and Rainbow's cap was falling through the sky. Rainbow passed under the hat at the very instant it was straight up, and was found to be on the rainbow mane of our happy pegasus.

Since the title has zombie's in it, I'll immediately push the sun down. Sorry, Celestia.

The terrain had suddenly turned to nightfall, and Rainbow was shocked by the sudden change of light.
"Wha? What happened? Where'd the sun go?"

"What, afraid of the dark?" Navi grinned.

"Who, me? Never! I'm the bravest, fastest, coolest, awesomest, and radicalest Pony in all of equestria!"

*Insert flashy background and fanfare*

"Okay, awesomest and radicalest aren't words"

Who cares?

"Alright, back to my question." Apparently Rainbow didn't even catch onto what Navi said.

"What happened to the sun?"

"Author. He made the sun go down."
"Arthur?"
"That was funny at first. Now it's not."
"No, seriously. Who's Arthur?"

Navi's wing twitched, and she was about to scream. Just before taking in a huge breath.

"Oh, come on! Im just pulling your hoof. But it really isn't as funny, since I can't see any expression." Rainbow Dash held a hoof below her muzzle.

"Right. And now there's a zombie pony behind you."
"I wasn't being funny."
"Neither am I. Look behind you."

Rainbow turned her head, and found herself muzzle to muzzle with a skull of a pony.

"EEEEEEYAAAAAAARRRGH!!!"

Rainbow was never seen again.

Until ten seconds later. Behind a tree about a few hundred feet away.

"What ever happened with the bravest, fastest, coolest, awesomest, and radicalest Pony in all of Equestria?" Navi commented, sarcasm dripping all over the place. Okay, not really dripping.

"Shutup! I was just... frightened! Yeah, frightened! I never expected that!" Rainbow was trying to hide her trembling voice, without success.

"Right. If you would be so kind, Author, to provide me and Ms. Scaredy pants here a bed, I will assure you I won't have to hurt you again."

"HEY! I heard you!"

Why would i agree to tha-

Puppy eyes once more flashed over Navi's eyes.

Rainbow was last seen sleeping on a wonderful fluffy cloud. Navi took my bed. I can't even get close to it without being attacked.
The zombie ponies were envying the cloud that i generated for her. So I dropped an anchor on them.

---In the Morning---

The pegasus streched her hooves out, and began what was her morning exercise, doing loop the loops, spinning about, rainbow streakes all over they sky. Navi, on the other hand, was still sleeping on my bed. I had to sleep on the couch. D:<

In any case, Rainbow Dash didn't seem to notice the disappearance of our little friend. Since nothing interesting happened, I'm going to use ANOTHER scene transistion. Yes, It's getting boring.

Scene transistion. 15 minutes later.

"SO! Where are we going to now, Navi?"
"To the town of Hyrule. See that white castle all the way there?"
"Where are you pointing at? You don't have hooves."

Since Navi was about to get violent, I'll just skip this scene.

---In Hyrule Town---

"This place reminds me of Canterlot."
"It was shaped after the place, yes. Except for some regions and areas."

A loud gasp was heard from Rainbow.

"OHMYGOSH! IS THAT A WONDERBOLT EXCLUSIVE PREMIUM LIMITED EDITION FIGURINE?!"

She went fangirl on Navi, and disappeared into the store. She promptly walked out a few seconds later.

"Huh! Who does he think he is?! Not selling?! Then why did you put that at the window?!"

This was followed by extreme cursing, and shouting from our beloved pegasus.

---On the way to the castle.---

"I told you, stop trying to fly past them!"
"How'd they always catch me?!"
"You can't be seen, or you'll be caught!"
"SO WHAT SHOULD I DO?!" Rainbow cried out in frustration.

"Leave it to me." Navi smirked.

10 minutes of preparation later.

"You sure this will work?"

"Positive. If they can't SEE you, we can get past them."
"I don't know about this..."
"Trust me."

Meanwhile, at the castle foreground gates, a cardboard box acquired through violence (on me) was seen inching its way past the unsuspecting guards. The pegasi guards were staring into the void, unmoving.

"Psst. Are you sure they won't see us?" Rainbow whispered.
"No worries. This is foolproof." Navi confidently replied, much to everyone's surprise.

After a whole lot of inching, whispering, and running into a dozen trees, falling into a lake, and bumping into the guards.

---At the side of the castle---

"Oh come on! How in Princess Celestia's mane did we get through that so easily?!"
The box had been tossed into the sewage system. Now it stays there, floating so beautifully.
"Because we broke the very rules of gaming. Now let's crawl through this hole."

---In the castle---

"Are you serious? Again?"
An exasperated Rainbow Dash asked.
Navi didn't even turn around, procuring a new box.
"Yes. That or flying over them would work."

Rainbow gave a genuine shocked look.

"Oh come on! Why didn't you say so in the first place?!"
"You would crash into an unbreakable castle if i told you."

Grumbling was heard under Rainbow's breath.

The pegasi guards were patrolling around the small hedge maze, and a certain shadow moved past each one of them. Rainbow Dash didn't seem entirely convinced that they wouldn't spot her, flapping wings and all, but somehow they never noticed the flying pegasus.

After several mazes, Rainbow softly landed in a garden covered in flowers, with a spectacular fountain right in the middle. She was admiring the beauty of the garden before noticing an extremely familiar face past the fountain.

"Twilight?"

Fourth Chapter: The plot thickens.

Fourth Chapter: The plot thickens.

Author's note: Sorry for the extremely long wait. I had a lot of life issues to settle and all, and this fic wasn't priority. Since my life has become slightly more stable, I managed to kick myself into doing this. Although I cannot say content will be as well done as I hoped. Enjoy.

Somewhere in the middle of a dark cellar.

“Luna, would you mind coming over here?”
“Yes, Sister. What seems to be the problem?”
“The scientists are claiming that there is a problem with the readings.”
“I do not see any-…but… that’s … that’s impossible…”

“This is not good. We have to shut this down, immediately! Hurry!”

“Twilight? What is with that costume you are wearing?” Inquired the white coated unicorn.

“Huh?! Who are you?! How did you get past my guards?!”

Rarity, dressed in what could only be described as a dress, a bejeweled sheath and hilt with a belt embossed with diamonds, without any trace of green, was surprisingly shocked at the purple unicorn, dressed in a flowing silk dress, with a translucent veil. Which was pretty good on her, If I say so myself.

“Now, Twilight, my dear. What in the name of Celestia are you doing here?”
“Who are you?! Are you an assassin?! How do you know my name?!”
The veiled unicorn was shrieking at the top of her lungs.

“Now, now. Stop playing these childish games. Twilight, please, tell me why are you here. Did you see Rainbow or-“

Before Rarity could even finish, the would-be Twilight was already trying to sprint out of the garden, promptly stopped by Navi. Who was holding a giant iron door.

“What do you want from me?! Go away! I’ll give you anything! Just don’t kill me!”
Twilight would-be was shivering in fear, clutching her bruised muzzle.

Rarity paled at these words. She looked over to her companion, Navi, for some advice on how to calm this unicorn.

“Okay, I’ll do the talking.” Rarity nodded her head in silence, confused by the events that just occurred.

Navi flew over to the still whimpering unicorn.
“Are you Princess Twilight?”

She jumped up with a start, and backpedaled for her life, back first into another wall.

Navi flew over to Twilight, and questioned her again.

“Are you Princess Twilight?”

She nodded her head furiously.

Navi sighed, and started to explain to the Princess their reasons for breaking into the palace.

The princess listened intently to Navi’s heroic tales, interrupted by Rarity, who was constantly amending her story.

The sun was slowly dipping into the horizon.

“…And that’s what happened over the last few hours.”

Princess Twilight tilted her head to one side.

“So… You are on an ‘epic’ journey to stop evil, and require my assistance. Is that correct?”
“Yes.”
“And that you are truly the ones from my dream… Is that correct too?”
“Well, yes.”

Princess Twilight was absorbing the new information pretty well. Navi, had a small glint in her eyes.

“This evil you are talking about… the power he is after… It is the Tri-Force, No doubt?”
“Yes, the most powerful artifact ever known to us.”

It was then Rarity chipped in.

“Artifact? Most powerful? I am sorry, but would you mind explaining this to me?”

Twilight motioned Rarity to take a seat, before continuing the legend of the Tri-Force.

“This is a legend only known to the royal family of Hyrule. The three goddesses, Nayru, Farore, and Din…”

Rarity interjected. “Who might those be?”

Navi responded. “They are the gods who created our world. Didn’t you hear the Great Deku Tree’s story?”

Rarity thought back awhile, but could not recall such a thing.

“Musta been the author’s influence…” Navi huffed under her breath.

“As I said earlier, dearie, who is this ‘Author’?”

Navi totally ignored the question presented and continued listening.

“The three goddesses hid the Tri-Force, somewhere in Hyrule. The bearer of the Tri-Force will be enabled the power to grant their wish.”

“Oh, my. That seems serious.” Rarity subconsciously answered, to which she put her hooves over her mouth.”

“Well, yes. If the wisher has a righteous heart… Hyrule will enter a golden age of prosperity… However, if one of an evil mind has his wish, the world will be consumed by evil… That is what has been told…”

“Wow, Good guy wishes, Hyrule gets prosperity. Bad guy does it, the whole world is doomed. That’s kinda off, you know. Only Hyrule gets prosperity?”

Navi was met with two glares. If Navi could shrug, she would.

“Because of this, The ancient sages built the Temple Of Time and sealed the Tri-Force in the sacred realm, to protect it from those who are evil at heart…”

“The only way to the sacred realm where the Tri-Force is kept, is through the temple of time, which is behind a stone door known as the door of time. The only way to open it is to collect the three spiritual stones.”

“You mean this beautiful jewel?” Rarity took out an emerald jewel, which sparkled under the sun.

“Why yes! But that isn’t all you need. You also need another key item. One that the royal family keeps along with this legend…”

Princess Twilight stopped, set a few mechanisms, before proudly standing on her hind hooves, one hoof outstretched, the other at presumably at her hip.

“The Ocarina of Time!”

The mechanisms shot out a beautiful array of magical sparks, complete with trumpets fanfare.

Rarity didn’t know how to respond. So she just awkwardly clapped her hooves.
Navi facegrounded again.

“Did you understand the story I told you?”

Rarity had a squinted eye, and replied. “Well, yes. I did understand it.”

Princess Twilight was thoughtful for a moment, before inquiring.
“Why did I ask you if you understood? Never mind. I believe I know who this evil is.”

Triumphantly pointing into the lone window that was directly behind her the whole time, with an air of malice, spoke.

“That pony.”

At the moment Rarity and Navi looked in, a red maned colt, with a brown coat, covered with black and silver armor, with what seemed to be a jewel on his head, trotted into view. The colt then stood up straight, and assumed a stance, similar to pledging loyalty.

“I don’t trust him. Even though he swore allegiance to my father, he must be anything but sincere.”

“But who is he?” Rarity queried.

“His name is Ganondorf. He is the leader of the Gerudos, a tribe in the far west.”

The colt spotted the trio by the window. By then, Rarity had already ducked out of view.

“It’s okay if he sees us. He doesn’t know what we are planning yet!”

Rarity asked. “What are we planning to do?”

“It’s simple. All we have to do is get the Tri-Force before he does.”
“That seems a little too easy.”
“Relax! It will all go fi-ummmmph!”

At that moment both Rarity and Navi shoved their hooves (Or wings) into her mouth.

A while later.

“So you will aid me to stop him?”
“More of the opposite.”
“Right. I shall protect the Ocarina from Ganondorf until the time comes. Oh, and I’m sure this will help you.”

Rarity was handed a letter, and she inspected it.

“It’s… an autograph?”
“Why yes! I’m sure it will be very useful. Before you leave though, talk to Impa.”

A white maned mare, one with experience in the lands, stood tall at the entrance of the garden.

Since I was lazy, here is a fast forwarded scene.

“I’ll teach you a song. It’s a melody passed down by the royal family.”
The melody was learnt by Rarity in ten seconds.
“Well, that’s kind of you.”
“Go to Kakariko village, my hometown. It’s at the bottom of the only giant mountain.”
“I… see.”
“Protect this land, and our princess.”
Impa promptly disappears.

Since you probably expected Twilight meeting Princess Twilight, sorry to say, I didn’t put it at the front. But I bet you still want to know, so here it is. A short story sequence.

Twilight meets Princess Twilight in the garden of dreams.

“Who are you?! And why do you look like me?!”
“No, why do YOU look like me?!”

Afterwards, they spent an entire day passing theories on magic, the physical state of fire, quantum physics, and other subjects I don’t even know. Navi, in the meantime, was reading a book she found in my house.

And afterward, Princess Twilight more or less gave a speech, similar to what she told Rarity, with the pose, much to Twilight’s delight. Navi had a different reaction.

Twilight learnt about the song quickly too, and left for Death Mountain. Since I’m still on Rarity, the story will continue from where she left off.

Somehow she picked up a Hylian shield (Not stolen by Navi.) along the way.

The guard at the gate to Death Mountain stood tall, gaze unmoving.

Rarity approached the Guard, and attempted to strike a conversation. All the guard would say, however, was “No unauthorized entry allowed.” Prompting Navi to prompt Rarity to use the autograph. Who knew.

After getting past the guard.

Since I couldn’t think of anything funny, I’ll just skip the journey scene.

At the Gorons.
“Well, what do we have here?” A giant pony with a disheveled white mane and coat that resembled rocks boomed.

“Are you absolutely sure this is safe?” Rarity whispered to Navi.
“Of course it is. Besides, you still have all 5 hearts.”
“That’s ridiculous. Ponies, do not have 5 hearts, and I am not such a sick collector of them either.”

“Well, If you have business, go away, RIGHT NOW.” The giant pony boomed yet again.

“Well, he certainly has a grumpy attitude. Not to mention his hair. Does he even wash his hair?”

“No. And we have to get the spiritual stone from him too.”

“You mean… this?”

Rarity pulled out a shining ruby from off screen.

Navi’s mouth had just hit the ground.

“How… How on earth did you do that?”

“Earth? What might that be? It was simple, all I had to do was ascertain its location, and then just… borrow it.”

“Isn’t that stealing?”

“No it isn’t. It’s for a greater good, and besides, they would have given it to me anyway, therefore, I am merely borrowing it for a short while.”

Navi was still bewildered by what just happened.

But she decided to just ignore this physical impossibility. They were in a game, after all.

So Navi stole the power socks as well. She convinced Rarity to keep it, since it was supposedly the height of fashion, although Rarity didn't seem to believe her.

And after a little coaxing from Rarity, Navi revealed their next destination.

“Princess Luna! We can’t turn it off! Even the power supply is disconnected, but it still refuses to shut down!”

The workers were in a frantic rush, pulling and unplugging every single cable in the vicinity, except for a lone soul that stole a sandwich, but none of their efforts had stopped the machine, whilst the 6 ponies within, slept on, isolated from the world.

Princess Luna and Celestia commanded the scientists to fall back, and both unleashed their full magical powers at the Machine.

The magical energy blasted at the machine, causing explosions and grey smoke billowed out from the impact. The smoke slowly cleared up… ...

… ... To show that the domes had not even had a scratch.

What was shocking to the Princesses, however, was not the apparent futility of their magic.

In front of their eyes, stood something no pony would have ever expected.

A silhouette of a pony. One that all knew recently.

One that both princesses knew too well.

Nightmare Moon.

Fifth Chapter: Something doesn't feel right...

Fifth Chapter: Nothing feels right.

Here's a new chapter. Since I seem to have lost some of my motivation and interest, I decided to just finish it up soon, and cut a few corners, since I'm working on another one, which won't be done anytime soon. So, the quality may decrease, but I'll try my best to put it up to standard. Thanks for taking the time to read these fics.

"Nightmare Moon?!" Princess Luna exclaimed.

"That's impossible. You are the alter ego of my sister, which i personally saw annihilated."

The dark alicorn merely swayed her head, and spoke.

"So, that is the name of this form? How intriguing. But, even with strength that this body possesses, I am still not who you think I am. I believe, introductions are in order."

"My name, remember it well... for it is..."

"So, lemme get this straight. Ah'm supposed to go ta this river, and get this fancy blue stone?"
"Yes, that's about it. Now, let's just go."

The orange pony merely nodded her head in agreement, and continued until they were faced with giant boulders, right smack at the middle of the path.

"You should just blow all of them rocks up."
"Nah, ah could just..."

And with a swift buck, the rocks crumbled into dust.

Navi couldn't care less anymore, and snorted.

"This is a river?" In front of the duo, was waterfalls, bridges, and a really fat pony, stuffing his face with whatever it was from that sack of his.

"Just get to the end. I'm sure you could just jump all the way through."

Applejack did just that. Landing on a stone platform with an insignia inscribed on it, Navi prompted Applejack to use the fairy ocarina.

"Okay, so, how do ah play that song again?"

Navi flew over three holes, and then flew over them once more. Applejack blew into pink ocarina with all she had, and made a

SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHHHing noise.

Navi had escaped to my world in the meantime, to recover from the shock. In any case, Applejack learnt how to swim during that time.

After threatening one of the inhabitants of the waterfall for a shiny silver scale, and picking up the letter, they proceeded to the giant hulking... frog pony, who requested the heroine to help rescue his daughter, Ruto.

It granted them access, to some really weird cave.

Neither pony nor fairy spoke, and headed into the darkness, arriving at what seemed to be a giant cave, with a giant fish in the middle. They fed it some fish, and got in the ... fish.

*Ba Dum Tss*

"Sugarcube, ah know we gotta save some princess but, gettin eaten by a giant fish ain't no way to go."

"Well, save her before she becomes fish food."

"Ah thought she already got eaten?"

"Fine, fish chow."

They navigated through several muscled rooms, which was pretty disgusting, but Applejack had an iron stomach, so to speak.

And they found the princess in the middle of a room.

"Ugh, finally, some ONE comes to help me. You'd better help me, or else!" The aquatic pony princess commanded.

"Well, she sure acts like those snobby fancy pony." Applejack commented.

"I heard that! Now, carry me deeper into Lord Jabu Jabu."

"This fish has a name? And, why deeper? Ah though you wanted to escape?"

"I have to retrieve the spiritual stone before I do that. It's a family heirloom.

"Well, don't go losin' it in the first place. If ah get the stone, will ya give it to me?"

"Of course, but only officially. Now, hurry deeper!"

Scene transition, because I'm lazy, so I'll skip past the boss.

*Poof* went the boss.
They went back out of Lord Jabu Jabu with the help of a magical teleporter.

"Oh, by the way, since this sapphire was a gift from my mother, and she told me to give it to only my husband, call it an engagement ring."

At that moment, Applejack tossed the sapphire into the river, caught by Navi before it reached the water.

"Hay, Ah'm not marryin another mare!"

"You don't have to, and you won't, and you need the stone anyway. Now, go."

Applejack was heard grumbling under her breath.

"We got all three stones. Let's head back to the castle."

The entire place was thrashed. Destroyed. Only 6 familiar pods remained of the room.

The room was littered with metal scraps, torn wires, and injured scientists, with two alicorns, both severely injured.

"Sister..."

"I can't believe we lost... together!"

"Sister, our only hope is the elements of harmony."

"All six are in its world. There's no way they can win in her domain."

"Then what do we do?"

"We must recover, and help them... quickly..."

"Before it is too late..."

"I'm bored."

Turning around, I saw Navi lazily flying about my room yet again.

"Haven't spoken to you in a while." I said.

"Sure, why not. I'm really bored. Get me something to do."

"You asked for it." I replied with a glint in my eye.

Navi was seen punching buttons on a weird blue machine that had light radiating from it.

"Sugarcube, where'd ya get that? Ah never saw such a fancy shmancy thing before."

"It's called a game-boy advance, and- wait, I need to catch this Ralts! Oh, wait, green trainer doing it."

Applejack could only stare in surprise. What exactly was a Ralts? Peering at the weird contraption, she noticed a strange bipedal being, which promptly switched to a weird creature, who was facing another weird creature which was different. It was also a different language, which Applejack assumed to be a variation of Applebloom's 'fancy talk'.

Upon reaching the white castle, the sky suddenly turned dark.

"Whut's goin' on?"

Out of the obvious giant gate of the white castle from which a drawbridge lowered, making a path across a giant moat that was really dirty...

You know what? If you play the game, Zelda and Impa was riding a 'Horse' away from the castle, with Ganondorf in pursuit on another 'horse', which makes this a dilemna.

Zelda was clutching on Impa's back, who was running top speed away from the castle.

Zelda aptly hollered at Applejack, tossing a blue object her way, using magic. Which unsurprisingly landed in the moat, due to horrible accuracy levels, being stuck in the castle all day and night.

"WAHAHA"

Applejack turned around and came face to face with Ganondorf. But something seemed wrong.
It was when Applejack realized; Ganondorf was way larger than her. Or, did she shrink? But there was no time to think.

"YOU DARE STAND IN MY WAY I SHALL GIVE YOU MY MISTICAL BASEBALL OF FIAHHH"

Ganondorf raised a hoof, and a gleaming orb shot across the distance, hurling Applejack back.

"OMG I'M SO SORRY BUT I NEED CHASE PRINCESS SO BYE BYE I HOPEZ YOU NOT HURT"

The giant black pony left our hero(ine)s behind, and galloped across the fine grassy fields.

"... The buck was that?"

Sixth Chapter: The arrival of chaos.

Sixth Chapter: The arrival of chaos.

*CRASH TWINKLE*

Sounds of glass shattering into hundreds, if not thousands of pieces were heard, from everywhere around Hyrule field.

There was none in sight, however. Just a pink party pony that kept disappearing into holes in the air that broke like glass every time she jumped. Along with our sidekick, Navi, in hot pursuit.

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, PINKIE!!!" Yelled our blue patrol fairy.

"But why? I mean, all of these nice people are giving me candy and cupcakes and muffins and chocolate and there was one really weird guy who gave me a head when I was ahead of him.."

Pinkie stopped to snicker.

"But then it started moving and I was like oh my gosh it's moving so I threw it back but he was a really nice guy I'm the really bad pony for throwing it back I should have just accepted it and-"

"I GET IT JUST PLEASE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT"

"Okie dokie loki!" And zipper sounds came from her mouth.

Navi tore up all of the papers all over the field, flying in through the rips in the fabric of space-time, with walkthroughs, cheat codes, and any other papers with anything related to the game this story is ripping off.

Pinkie didn't seem too happy.

A swirling vortex appeared, and a yellow maned pegasus popped in to say hello. Before long, HUNDREDS of everything related and unrelated appeared in the once-peaceful Hyrule field.

Navi lost her cool and went on a rampage. Navi destroyed the whole of Hyrule with a really loud scream and the dream machine exploded. The end.

Not really. I quick-saved, so it was easy to get back to the time before any of this happened.

Pinkie finally promised not to conjure up or ask ANYONE for these walkthroughs/papers, bribed with countless cupcakes of different sizes and icings.

Suddenly, screeching noises were heard.

The sky turned dark. The sun in the sky was being overwhelmed by darkness. It was forcefully brought down, with elongated shadowy arms that stretched towards the heavens, and the moon, blood red, took its place in the ominous sky.

From across the six dreams, each one of the mane 6 stared at the sky.

"W-what's happening? Is this supposed to be part of this as well?"

Navi ignored the question by the purple pony, and glared at the dark moon.

"Ms. Navi... w-w-what's EEP!!"

Fluttershy dived into the nearest bush, only to jump out in fright, shrieking at the surroundings. The land had turned barren. The grass, the trees no longer grew, and withered away in the distance. Navi was in the exact same spot as she was in the other worlds, her gaze not leaving the moon.

"HEY!!! BLUE THING!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!"

Rainbow Dash tried desperately to shake Navi out of her trance, with no success. The mare, with a terrified expression, one she never took notice of, was ever too obvious, in the impending dangers to come.

"What in the name of Canterlot, no, In Celestia's mane is happening? Why is everything suddenly transforming into such, horrid, ugly landscapes?"

Rarity could not even bother to worry about herself, as the lands changed shape, and form, in front of her eyes.

"Oh mah Celestia..."

Both the orange pony and Navi stared at the withering sights, trees deforming into lifeless trunks, and slowly turning into abominable creatures, with the ability to traverse the lands.

"Um... Is this my fault?"
Our pink lovable pony inquired.

No. No it is not.

"Then? Is it because of all the 4th wall breaking that you are causing?"

Yes, Yes it is.

Meanwhile, in the toolshed.

Radiant light fused with the mystical dark energies to create an energy wave.

Celestia and Luna pointed their horns at the glowing machine, attempting to destroy the very barrier that protected those inside from everything that was outside.

The energy was rebounded off the barrier, striking both princesses with the attack that they used themselves.

"Thy can't go on much longer... sis... we should call for help..."

"No, Luna. We must... stay strong, and... get all of them out of there."

"Then sis, Thy should be the one to get out. It was thy that caused this.

"I'm not leaving you alone. And we should not leave them alone, either."

"We can only pray that thou are safe..."

The world suddenly radiated. The air reverberated. Even the light was manipulated by the darkness. All of the six ponies huddled against their only companion. When suddenly...

The world shook, and darkness devoured the ponies. Not even Pinkie could get out in time. The yellow maned pegasus went back to her world.

-----Time skip-----
Opening their eyes, all six met face to face with each other. The six ponies gasped, and flung themselves at each others hooves.

"Oh my gosh, I missed all of you! Where have you been!?"
"I simply cannot withstand your grime covered hooves, AppleJack, but in light of this scenario... I am willing to make exceptions."
"Ah can't see what coulda cause this mumbo jumbo, but ah'm sure that ah'm glad to see y'all."
"um... I'm so happy to see you are all safe..."
"I-I-I wasn't scared or anything! I'm Rainbow Dash! With me around, we can get to the bottom of this!"
"YAY!!! WE ALL CAME BACK TOGETHER! THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!!!"

Out from the ground several hundred meters away sprung up a giant stone castle. A huge chasm collapsed around its perimeter.

"W-what is that?"

"That's the final castle. I never thought this would happen so soon."

All six trained their eyes on the one blue fairy that had offered them a sight for sore eyes.

All six shouted in unison. "Navi!"

"What's going here? What's happening?"

"Now isn't the time to explain. We have to ascend that tower. Quickly!"

"How? The only ponies that can cross that chasm would be Rainbow and Fluttershy, and Fluttershy is, well... incapacitated."

Fluttershy was trying to regain confidence by talking to herself while hiding behind Applejack.

"... Pinkie? Here's a cheat code, and a walkthrough for this castle. Please be quick about it."

"Okie doki lokie! Yay! What do I get?"

"An internet cookie. Now, Please hurry."
"Okay!"

Within a few minutes, a rainbow bridge appeared between our characters, accompanied by a brown, crisp cookie.
-----Minecraft-----
"What a hard day at work! I got a few diamonds! Time to celebrate with a.... Hey, a cookie's missing."

-----Our story-------
Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow, who were screaming their lungs out, were dragged across multiple rooms by inhuman, or infairy force.
"Pinkie! Open all the doors in the way!"

Pinkie sprinted at each locked door, and unlocked it with the infinite key cheat. Who knows how she's doing it.

"I'm Pinkie Pie, that's why!"

Right.

This happened several times until they reached a giant hallway.
Giant steel armored foes dropped from above, stunning Pinkie, and stopped Navi from dragging the other 5. They must have been quite relieved.

Pinkie dispatched all the foes around with a huge blade clenched with her teeth. No prizes for guessing what. Navi knocked all the helmets off.

The other five were still regaining their composure from the rough ride, before Navi slingshotted them into the next couple of rooms.

Arriving close to the top, before the giant menacing door, our heroines took a break.

"Are you crazy, you dumb fairy?! You almost got us killed 3-"
"5 times, actually."
"Whatever, Rarity! Fact is, blue thing nearly killed ME- I mean us."

"Navi, I sense a great evil behind that door..."

"Yeah, Final boss in there. Or at least it's supposed to be..."

"You said something?"
"No, nothing. Let's go!"

Our not so eager heroes marched bravely into the sunset. I mean door.

The metallic door swung open with vigor, exposing the evil within.

"Oh my Celestia..."
"What evil is this?"
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"Eeeek!!"
"Ah' swear, this is really... horrible."
"OhMyGosh!! How could anyone DO this?!" <----Pinkie. She is angry.

Navi was stunned beyond belief. What stood in front of them... Was a huge black pony. Brandishing a sword. At two adorable, baby ponies, one with tiny wings, beige coat and brown mane, the other, a small horn, with a orange mane.

"WAHAHAHA NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN TINY BABY SIZE"

And the chaos ensued. The babies, with phenomenal speed and power, struck the huge stallion practically everywhere. The baby pegasus flew at ridiculous speeds, avoiding every single swing and energy bomb. The baby unicorn reflected every attack thrown at her. And suddenly, tossed up into the air, was the stallion.

"K THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD"

The baby unicorn charged up so much energy and loosed it into the beast.

"NOOOOOO"

And the stallion got incapacitated. Turned into a plushie.

The baby unicorn started chewing the plushie's tough skin, while the pegasus pounded the stuffing out of it. (Figuratively speaking.)

Amazed, awed, and shocked by the recent developments, we shall promptly stop here for a very long commercial break.

Author's Note: Since it's an important year for me, (O levels and stuff) I'm not gonna be writing until I actually have enough free time to spend on this fan-fic. Sorry to say, earliest you get a new chapter might be next week, but I'll try to push in enough time to finish up my next chapter. Thanks for your patience with me and my writing. I will try to improve my own standards as time passes.

First Chapter: Learning the game

First Chapter: Learning the game

Author's note: Yes, this was uploaded right after the first chapter. The first two chapters were done over a week. Constructive criticism is welcome. Thank you for taking the time to read.

“Ugh… Where am I?” Twilight rose from the wooden bed, and jumped up with a start. “Huh?! Where am I?! Why am I wearing this ridiculous outfit?!... And where’s the others?!”

Twilight was wearing a pointed green cap, green tunic, and brown boots and was waving her head about, trying to make sense of things. Suddenly, A shrill voice in the air spoke. “Would you quiet down? I’ll tell you when you calm down.”

At that point, Twilight frantically searched the room with her eyes to find the source of the voice, but all she saw was the interior of a tree, a bed, and what seemed to be a wooden door. “Up here, look up.” Twilight found her mark, and it was a small blue orb with translucent wings.

“What in the name of Equestria are you? From that body shape and wings, you seem similar to a parasprite, but-” Before she could finish, the blue orb flew all over the room, yelling her lungs (If she had lungs) out.

She halted in front of Twilight’s eyes, and screamed, “I AM NOT A DIRTY, STUPID, UTTERLY DISGUSTING, PARASPRITE!!! TAKE THAT BACK OR ELSE I’LL-” and immediately stopped screaming.

The orb wandered aimlessly, and turned (Or seemed to be) to Twilight, and started to speak in a menacing voice, one that could cut steel.

“My name is Navi, and I am not a parasprite. I am a fairy, one of this world you currently reside in, and given that you have no adequate information about your surroundings, I will say its fair to forgive you this once. Don’t do it again.” Navi gave what seemed to be a glare, except for the fact she did not have a face, limiting its effect. It, however, got through Twilight, who nodded vigorously.

At this moment, Navi took a seat on the dusty pillow, and spoke. “I know you still aren’t familiar to this world, but let me tell you a few things. Firstly, your friends are in a similar yet different world with my alternate selves, who are exactly like me.”

“Secondly, I’m the only one in this world who is able to interact differently to you. My job is to be a guide, and a listener to those who play this game, since residents of this world will not treat you as who you are, but as another single entity, known as Link. Any information relevant to this world will not be given by me until deemed necessary. I can give you advice on your current progress though.”

“I can monitor your friend’s progress as well, and so can my alternate selves. I can tell you how far and how well they have done so far, and vice versa. Got that?”

Twilight, who was listening intently, took awhile before she noticed the question, and nodded her head furiously.

“Thirdly, Ill tell you about different interactions and features throughout this game when you require it only. So when the time comes, I shall explain how to do whatever it is you are doing. So if you are ready, take the first step out of this house, and into the world of this game, The Legend of Twilight, Ocarina of Time!”

Yes, I know. Bad Naming sense. Forgive me for this.

“Why is it named after me?”
“Need-to-know basis.”
“…”

“Okay. Storywise, you are supposed to meet the great Deku Tree. Get moving.”

“Deku Tree? That doesn’t sound like any species of tree that I-”

“It's a fictional tree. It doesn't have to be real.”
“Oh.”

Twilight stepped out of the door, to reveal the beauty of the lush green forest that stood in front of her. The short, stump looking wooden houses that stood in front of her in disarray, was shockingly soothing and refreshing to the lavender pony. She took in a deep breath and smelt the very essence of natu-

“Yahoo! Hi, Link!”

The shock of hearing another pony’s voice had shook Twilight enough for her to nearly stumble on the wooden platform, and managed to prevent herself from falling due to a certain blue fairy that caught her with amazing strength.

“That was obviously me, you stupid author.”

Wait, you can talk to me?

“Being a trans-dimensional character, I gained the abililty thanks to two certain Alicorns. The rest of the mumbo-jumbo you can figure it out yourself. No prizes for guessing who.”

Oh great. Another Pinkie Pie.

“Who?”

Never mind. Lets just continue.
Anyway, Twilight was staring at the fairy who was incoherently mumbl-
“Talking to you.”
Right. She was quizzically staring at you. Before she noticed the other pony below.

Sporting the same tunic as her, the pony had a mane as green as the forest, with a coat of beige, the pony had called Twilight again. “Link?” Twilight was dumbfounded for a moment, and then instantly remembered Navi’s words.

No flashbacks. Just scroll up if you can't remember.

She instantly replied with a, “Um, yeah, what is it?” which was filled with hesitation.
Being treated as a different pony was tough, and she couldn’t act as another pony even if her life depended on it, but it's a game, and it can’t tell the difference.

“Wow, is that a fairy? Finally, a fairy came to you, Link!”

“Huh?” Was all Twilight could utter before Navi broke in.

“Oh, backstory. You didn’t have a fairy till now. All Kokiri have a fairy when they are born, except you don’t.” Twilight gave another confused look. “Why?” Navi sighed and responded. “Story plot. Now get moving.”

It was then Twilight noticed the other pony was rambling on some subject and didn’t notice she was totally ignoring her. “I’ll wait for you here. Hurry along, the Great Deku tree must be waiting for you!”

“The great what now?”
“The giant tree you are supposed to meet. Now get moving.”

Twilight strolled across the small nature village, looking at the young mares and colts that were minding their own business, when suddenly…

“Hoi! Stop right there!”
Twilight instinctively jumped backwards.
An orange maned colt stood in her way, hoof outstretched, implying the obvious meaning, ‘Stop.’
“Are you going to meet the Great Deku tree?”
Twilight thought for awhile before hesitantly nodding her head.
“The Great Deku tree won’t meet you, unless he called for you! … Wait, that fairy … did he call for you?! No, that’s impossible! Even I, the great Mido, has never met the Great Deku tree! How can a wimp like you be called?! … Fine, but I won’t let you in unless you have a sword and shield!”
Twilight was a little shocked at what the colt had uttered.
“Sword? But those are weapons! Are you saying I have to injure something in this game?”
“Ugh. Yes. You have to. Its not real anyway. Adventure theme in mind, hello?” The despondent fairy replied.
“Well, he’s blocking the way. Lets head somewhere else.”
Screen Transition.
10 Minutes later.

“So these jewels are called rupees.”
“Yes.”
“This is the currency of this world, like bits.”
“Yes.”
“And I found it in the grass.”
“They had to put it somewhere easy enough to obtain.”
“And what am I supposed to buy with these?”
“A shield. You have to find the sword.”
“There are shops in this game?”
“Yes, obviously. Now buy that shield and find that sword.”
“Where do I find the sword?”
“Plotline. Can’t help with that.”

Twilight was seated at a small table in the only store in the diminutive town, before she noticed something about these ponies.

“They have pointed ears.”
“They are of an elfin race called the Kokiri. And its fictitious.”
“Also all those that I met here don’t seem to have cutie marks, not to mention they are all fillies and colts.”
“Kokiri don’t age.”
“But that's impossibl-”
“This is a game. Deal with it.”

Twilight cringed a little at each of Navi’s short answers, and only managed to learn so much from it. Navi didn’t seem on planning to let out too much info.

“So, where do I find the sword? I already got a wooden shield. Doesn’t look too sturdy though.”
Navi then grumbled and muttered something under her breath. Before Twilight could even wonder what she said, Navi responded.
“Just look for a sign. Geez.”
Twilight raised an eyebrow, before asking. “A sign? Why would anyone put a sign to show where the sword was?”
“So that people like you won’t get lost at the beginning.”
Twilight was about to argue back when she held her tongue. “This is a game,” she had thought, “I might as well play along with it.”

After several minutes of searching, she found a peculiar sign on top of a small hill that had the words, “Kokiri Sword past here.” Carved on it.
“They aren’t very subtle at this.”
“Precisely why I don’t bother even doing my job.”
“How does tha-”
“That even relate to each other? They don’t.”

Twilight could only give a perplexed expression, before whipping back to the sign, and the small grass maze in front of a small, dark, creepy, scary, dank, wet, eer-
“Stop describing the stupid cave. Its annoying.”
Right. Anyway, both the purple pony and blue orb breezed through the maze, and into the cave they went.

Another screen transition.
15 minutes later.

*Background music begins to play.*
“I got a sword!”
“Why is it always I hear that same dumb music every time you get something new? And you stating the obvious too, no doubt.”
“I don't know… some outer force compelled me to.”
Namely, me, and two Alicorns. And a machine.
“Sigh….”

Third Screen Transition.
10 minutes later.

“Alright… … um …”
“Mid-”
“Mido! Yeah, Mido! I got the sword and shield!”

“… WHAT?! How did you manage to get the kokiri sword?! No one has ever found it!”
…
…
“Navi, are the engineers of this game serious?”
Navi proceeded to faceground herself.
“I’ll take that as a yes.”

“Hmph, you may have gotten a sword and shield, but you will never be accepted as one of us by the Great Mido!” and after the heroic speech, Mido just walked to the side and stood there.

“Well, let’s finally meet the Great Deku Tree. Who knew it’d take this long.”
“I’m actually sort of excited to meet this Great Deku Tree. I wonder what he looks like?”
“Surprise surprise. I’m sure you will be surprised.”

Twilight, faced the great forest beyond the trail, which was once blocked by a certain colt, and broke into a gallop, into the unknown dangers that faced her ahead.

The End.

“Its not end of their stories yet.”
Shut up, I’m trying to make this cool.
“Well, its not really the end of her story either.”
Whatever… Look Forward to the next chapter of these series.

The End.

“You wrote that twice.”
Oh shut up.

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"Are you going to put that everytime?"
That includes you, Navi, except for your character. I made that up.
"Whatever. Anyway, thank you for reading."

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