Random Life (Book Thing 1)

The looks that were given to me when I finished my sentence were the exact opposite of what I expected. Celestia had a face of sadness and shock, Twilight looked like she was about to burst into tears, and Luna looked horrified to say the least. After a long and sad silence, Luna was the first to speak.

“Why would we send thou home? Thou art friendly and peaceful.”

I, on the other hand was shocked at what I had just heard,” you mean I can stay?” I ask albeit timidly.”Well duh ya fuckin dumb ass, she

just said you could.”

Celestia nodded and spoke,” Yes, you can stay; we will not force you to go home to your world. Though I would like to learn about you, your past, and your culture as a whole. But that will have to wait until a later time, we must depart soon if we are to return to the castle before my sister has to raise the moon, and I lower the sun. so, come now Corbin, let us depart.”

I slowly, but surely, got up and followed behind Luna and Celestia, and to my dismay, I couldn’t help but find my gaze directing itself to Luna’s flank. And try as I might, I liked it, “the fuck was wrong with me?” I internally asked my self, only to be answered by my conscious, “EVERYTHING!” it said. Ya know im just gonna name it Jon, because fuck it why not?

I mean, don’t get me wrong, she was beautiful in every single way. But It was undignified to think of how soft her lips might be, “or how her hips might…”, NO!, bad Jon, no thinking that way! ,”But why, ya know ya wanna.” Jon whined.

It was bad enough that Jon was..vulgar, to say the least. But it only got worse when a gust of wind caught Luna’s tail…Why god? Why? I asked myself, only to be answered by Jon. “Cause you know you want to bang her.”, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT STOP TALKING! I mentally screamed at myself. *sigh* , its gonna be a long ride to this Castle, and its going to take every ounce of will power to not pitch a tent, if ya know what I mean.

The ride, or should I say flight, there was a lot easier than expected, it was quiet for the most part. I was only watching the scenery go by, I was entirely entranced on the vivid beauty of the colorful world below, it was kind of saddening to think my world was so dull and gray. When we landed I took a moment to admire the architecture of the buildings surrounding the massive castle behind me. Most of the buildings had ornate pillars and had statues embedded into the roofs and roads it reminded me of the Greek and Roman Architecture of my world.

Luna took notice to my admiration toward the buildings, “Thou shows great interest into thy buildings, art thou a lover of the arts?” she asked, sounding genuinely interested.

“I personally have always harbored a soft spot for art and architecture, it never ceases to amaze me to know that someone had the imagination and ingenuity to create such a feat of engineering on this immense of a scale” I stated, though I then continued with compassion and eagerness, “And just like these buildings, I have always admired the beauty in nature as well. For example, in my world there was a beautiful mountain range called the Rocky Mountains, and they were absolutely stunning. The way the tree sprouted out the sides like a forever flowing emerald green river, capped with a white crystals on top. Though there was one thing in my world that I admired more than anything. And that was the night sky. It was always something my people would take for granted, but I saw the beauty in each and every star, that made each of the constellations in the night. I would sometimes forget that time existed and sit out under the stars for hours. That is, until my mom would yell at me for being up at three in the morning on a school night. Good times…heh.”

I loved the night, no doubt about that, but what startled him was Luna approaching him with a warm smile, and a glint in her eye. “Oh shit dude, shes giving you the ‘eyes’!” but before I could retaliate Luna spoke.

“We art most familiar with the night, and thys appreciation for it is most flattering. But didst thou know that we control the moon and stars?” she asked, still with the glint in her eye.

“Really? You mean to tell me that you’re the one responsible for the beauty that is the night sky? That is so awesome!” I exclaimed in pure happiness, knowing that I had got to meet and talk with what amounts to a god that controls the night. How could this get any better? I thought to myself while smiling. “You + Luna + Bed = Best night ever!” Jon sang, causing me to cringe.

“We couldst show thee how we raise the moon if thou wouldst be willing to accompany us.” Luna said, with hope evident in her eyes.

“Well I stand corrected; this is officially the best day of my life.” I thought to myself. “Absolutely, I would love to accompany you. This is going to be awesome!” I cheered with glee, at which Luna just chuckled at my antics and motioned me to follow her.

“We art going to our personal quarters, it is where we enact the ritual to move thy moon” Luna explained as we made our way around the maze of a castle.

Though my inner voice was thinking other things when she said “personal quarters”, stirring up some very…..interesting thoughts. But I managed to push those away just before arriving at her room.

When I walked into the room there was a gigantic bed, which could hold at least ten people, placed dead center. There were doors on either side of the bed, extending out to the balcony, the walls all had three massive windows and the roof had a circular skylight right above the bed.

“Dost thou like our room?” Luna asked

“I love it, the way the windows give way to a perfect and breathtaking view of the city, and the doors are extremely ornate. And not to mention the beautiful navy blue the drapes and blankets are, it just amazing!” I exclaimed.

Luna seemed happy with my answer and motioned for me to follow her. We stepped outside and were greeted by the most beautiful sky I had ever seen.

“We will begin to raise the moon now” Luna said just before starting to glow with a black aura.

I stood there awestruck at the spectacle before me, she was absolutely, no-doubt, drop dead gorgeous in my eyes. Luna then shot a pure shining black cable out over the horizon, and came back with the fucking MOON in tow. It. Was. AWSOME.  “Ok that is some bullshit, unless she can just go fuck you physics! That don’t work that way, that’s going on the bullshit list!” Jon yelled, causing me to snicker for second.

When Luna finished she looked at me “So how did thee like it?” she asked, a bit of worry in her voice.

“It was absolutely amazing! You were absolutely stunning!” I said, blushing a bit on the last part. Luna was also blushing but also smiling warmly at me.

“Thou should retire for the night, we shall wake thee up in thy morning, goodnight Corbin.” She said with a wink

“She wants your dick dude!”  Jon said as I walked back to my suite. I didn’t have the energy to retaliate so I just fell onto the bed and was out before I even hit the pillow.