isis bombs canterlot

by onepunchman

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Dark, Human, Thriller
Length: 1038

its in the title you mongs

trigger warning (if your a faggot do not read.)

isis had acquired a large airliner and loaded it up with explosives, on their way to freedom tower a portal opened and sent them to equestria, this would not stop their mission.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-03 21:39:14 UTC

we did it for you allah

                                                                                                            Goat fucker pov

“How much longer until we arrive?” I asked my brothers.

“Not long, the city is in sight.” Child rapist told me.

“Good, the operation is going as planned the filthy Americans have no idea.” I stated proudly.

After a few more minutes of flight we heard panic alarms coming from the city.

“It looks like they found us out goat fucker!” a new brother exclaimed.

“Yes, it appears so.” I said “cannibal man, increase the planes speed to max it’s now or never.”

Cannibal man said through his people jerky “ok, preparing to throttle up.”

As the plane began to accelerate closer to our target I noticed something felt off. I looked out and what appeared to be some kind of electricity was arcing all over the plane.

“Cannibal man, what’s happening?” I asked him

“I’m not sure goat fucker, I can’t steer the plane and my vision is getting blurry.” He said.

I looked out of the cockpit and saw that everything behind us was clear but a blanket of blurriness was slowly creeping over the plane.

“How much closer are to the target?” I asked cannibal man.

“I don’t know I can’t see New York anymore, all I see is this weird castle on the side of a mountain!’ he yelled.

I looked towards what should be freedom tower but found a strange white castle perched on a mountain. “Men, we have a new objective!” I yelled over the intercom. “Whether this is some kind of allusion or not prime all explosives, we are going to hit freedom tower or this strange castle and I don’t care which!”

The blurriness had disappeared but instead of New York I saw rolling green hills and this castle.

A voice blared over the intercom “boss we found something in back we didn’t order!” child rapist exclaimed.

“What is it?” I ask him as the castle came closer

“It’s one of those new Russian F.O.A.B’S” he said.

“Great, it’s a shame we can use it on the Americans but whatever we are about to hit is good enough.” I said.

“All explosives are primed and ready to go sir!” I heard.

“Good, full speed ahead!” I yelled.

                                                                                                          Royal guard fill in pov

The ponies were panicking, this strange metal tube appeared over Canterlot and was now flying towards the city. We evacuated as many ponies into the castle as we could and we can only hope that it holds. Shining armor left for his two day vacation and can’t make it back in time to raise a shield and it seems the princess’s magic is more for offensive combat and healing spells.

It would only be a few more minutes until this thing entered firing range.

                                                                                                                   goat fucker pov

The castle was getting closer and closer but you seemed to be taking fire from arrows and multi colored balls of energy. They weren’t doing anything but it was still annoying. The rest of the crew were singing and downing as much alcohol as they could and you couldn’t blame them. You all knew that the whole ‘kill yourself for Allah’ was a load of crap but it gave you something to do.

So as you approached the city ready to cause massive death and panic. You down a bottle of tequila and the plane smashed into the side of the castle. You and your crew were killed on impact.

                                                                                                           Disaster investigator pov

The device had hit the side of the castle and bounced off, landing onto a house. You were exploring the inside when you found a few dead bodies and the smell of alcohol permeating the air. As you continued exploring you found a creature who did seem as hurt as the others.

You poked it and it groaned “Allah is that you?” it asked nopony in particular. After a moment it seemed to come to its senses and jumped up.

“What are you?!” it exclaimed holding some kind of black toy.

“I’m investigating this disaster, would you mine telling me why y-“ was the last words I said for some reason as I fell to the floor.

                                                                                                               Goat fucker pov

“I don’t know what you were but I’m going to finish my mission.” I said as the creature bleed out. I began to hobble to the passenger section where we had all the explosives ready to go. Only to find out child rapist had set them to a detonator and not impact.

“Whatever” I said as I clutched the detonator in my hand and looking out of the window I saw hundreds of creatures staring at the plane from only a short distance away.

I pressed the button and the world turned white.

                                                                                                                 Twilight pov

On my way to the train station to assist celestia in this emergency I felt a huge shockwave roll over me, shattering windows and deafening me and most of the other ponies.

I looked up and saw what was left of the castle rolling down the mountain, a massive cloud of dust and debris began raining down over ponyville.

When the debris clearing there was nothing left of Canterlot other than its foundation. I broke down in tears and cried until it was night.

                                                                                                                   Aftermath

It took weeks to survey the damage but once all was said and done it was concluded that nopony survive the attack. Celestia and lunas’ bodies were found at the bottom of the mountain the blast might not have killed them but the marble that impaled them definitely did. After the disaster a monument was built were Canterlot once stood. It was a shining light powered by magic crystals that shot a beam of light into the sky at night.

Twilight and her friends fell into a deep depression, they split up and moved to different towns. Only applejack and fluttershy stayed. Rainbow dash like other pegasi at the time was knocked out of the sky, except she fell onto a flag pole and was skewered alive.

Twilight was later found in her closet, hanging by a rope. Spike committed suicide shortly after. Then tirek came back and killed everything on the planet.