I'm on top of the world.

It was a nice day in Colorado. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping... But I wasn't havin none of that shit. I was inside trying to make the perfect YouTube video. And let me tell you, it is hard. I was listening to TheLivingTombstone's Discord. Yes. I am a Brony. I have a theory on my channel, and that was what I was trying to make. Another theory video. Here's my expression from doing all the research. It is painful man. But anyway... I was making a video when "Discord" ended. I went to turn on another song, and boom! I was unconscious for the first time in my life.

Time skip(there will be many)...

So I woke up on a hospital bed. No only being 11 and knowing what a hospital bed feels like is sad. I only know because I had my appendix out last year. I tried to wiggle my fingers and I could. I found that I was strapped down. Here's what I thought. "Fuck me right in my ass." I looked around and saw many distinguishable faces. Vanoss, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, And Mini Ladd just to name a few. It looked like I was the first to wake up.

Until I looked across the room and saw Daithi De Nogla staring at me. I said,"What, you've never seen an American before David?"

Nogla then says,"Well fuck me. Some YouTuber I don't know is the only other one awake."

"Well fuck you too Mr. Lobster who died twice."

Daithi's eyes widened after that. "You can cuss?"

"Mmmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm. Actually no. Eeaauupp. How would I not know about The whole Vanoss gaming crew. I'm subscribed to all the frequents, like you, Mini, Delirious, and Brian."

Nogla then said,"So who are you supposed to be?"

"Rocky Shackleton. Friend of The Epic Lance, And Lyricul Gamester. Now at 20 subscribers and counting." The look on Nogla's face was somewhat like this,.

I sat and noticed some of the others starting to stir. I yelled,"WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! LETS BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND!!

I hear Vanoss yell,"Nogla are you alive Lobster?"

"Fuck you Evan!"

"Keep 'er Goin'!!!" And that riled everyone up.

"Yeah!! 'Murcia, Fuck yeah!!!" I yelled," Okay everybody. Who here is strongest? They need to break the straps on themselves. Then help us get out of here!!"

Silent Droidd said,"Si Cabrone. I can get out of these straps."

I said,"Good now everyone wait for your turn. Then we storm this country and get out of here!" Yet another Murica.