The Administrator

by writingiscool

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 139

In Equestria, many beings exist. Ponies, Gryphons, Changelings, Dragons, and many others. But a creature that should not exist in their land is their only hope, as many things invade.

Once upon a time, there was an unknown being in the land of Equestria. It then disappeared after it served a purpose for some time. Now awakening, it has to fix many problems.

This is a comedic and dark story about a human killing bad OCs and dealing with rapist anons. No sense is to be made if you were wondering. If you're not into that kinda thing, leave please.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-04 05:23:48 UTC

I don't know why these assholes even try.

"Once upon a time, I woke the fuck up and killed some assholes in a land of pretty rainbows and gayness. Yay." The Admin said as he repeatedly bashed a naked man on the ground with telekinesis, as well as blasting apart another guy with a hand beam.

"You do know that's pointless, you fucking idiot. Shooting me with a handgun does nothing, because I can't be killed because reasons." He continued as another naked man with a gun shot at him.

"Why do you Anon people even try? It's kinda pointless." He said, bored with bashing the other idiot with the ground. He then began blasting them with hand beams, and continuing his inner monologue.

"And why am I considered the only hope for this piece of shit gayland?"