Pegasus Wings Are Made Of Ice Cream

by Shy Sparkle

Rating: everyone
Tags: Scootaloo, Fluttershy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 905

Pinkie Pie discovers that pegasus wings are made out of ice cream.

Unknown to any other kind, pegasus wings are made of ice cream. And Pinkie Pie loves ice cream.

An entry to ocalhoun's Big 250K Contest.

Published 2016-01-07 20:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-07 20:00:02 UTC

Ice Cream

"Oh, Dashie, I can't wait to see you at the auditions!" Pinkie Pie bounced up and down.

"Don't call me Dashie!" Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and leapt in the air. She took a deep breath. "I told you!"

"Oops, sorry. I just love i-" the pink equine smiled, but a loud scream interrupted her.

"Watch out!" the pegasus's voice shouted. Before Pinkie could move an inch, Rainbow Dash crashed into her.

"I'm sorry Pinks" Rainbow Dash said, but soon realized that her left wing was in Pinkie Pie's mouth.

"Mmm" the party pony gestured. "Your wing tastes like... blueberry ice cream!"

"Stop it!" the blue pony tried to hit her, but Pinkie backed up. She giggled and bounced away.

Some minutes later, Pinkie Pie found herself near Fluttershy's cottage. She bounced in and scared the yellow pegasus. Pinkie instantly tackled her and licked her right wing.

"Banana!" the pink pony smiled. She bounced off Fluttershy and exited through the door.

Scootaloo walked around Ponyville. After she earned her cutie mark, she had nothing to do, as her daily routine was mainly searching for her unique talent.

As she continued walking, something, or let's say someone, grabbed her tail with its teeth and pushed her closer to it. Scootaloo turned around and spotted Pinkie Pie. The latter bowed closer and closer until between Scootaloo's right wing and here face were no more than three inches. The pink party pony licked it and then backed up.

"Tangerine!" Pinkie exclaimed, turning around and heading to the north.

Twilight took a deep breath and relaxed in her castle's library. She never felt like this before. So... peaceful.

All of a sudden, Pinkie Pie bounced in the room. She grabbed Twilight's wing and licked it.

"Grape!" the pink pony smiled.

"Not again!" the alicorn groaned.

Pinkie Pie continued her journey to explore all the tastes pegasi wings can have.

Celestia levitated a slice of cake inches away from her mouth and licked her lips. She closed her eyes and dragged the delicious product closer to her mouth, until...

She felt a wet thing lick her wings. She turned around and saw Pinkie Pie.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie, get out of here this instant!" the princess commanded, but the pink earth pony ignored her.

"Piña colada!" the latter bounced away.

Princess Luna was raising the moon. It was a very peaceful night.

Suddenly, she felt four hooves approaching her. She spotted a tongue getting closer to her left wing. She tried to back up, but it was too late.

"Blackberry!" a voice squeaked, then faded into the silence.

"See ya later, Cloud Kicker!" Blossomforth waved her hoof to the purple pegasus. She sighed and flew to the Town Hall.

Pinkie Pie bounced to her, licking her left wing in a split second.

"Vanilla!" she giggled, leaving.

Every pegasus - and alicorn - that whose wings have been licked by Pinkie Pie gathered in the Cloudominium.

"So, we have me, Fluttershy, Blossomforth, Scootaloo, Twilight, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna." Rainbow Dash counted. "In total, seven ponies."

"I cannot afford it anymore!" Celestia demanded. "Pinkie has gone crazy!"

"I know" Luna sighed. "She's real insane."

Our certain pink mare appeared in a hot air balloon.

"Hey, everypony!" she greeted. "Wanna play a 'wing-licking game'? Please!"

"No!" everyone disgustingly denied.

"Okay! See you later!" Pinkie Pie surprisingly left.

"I... guess she's... gone..." Twilight whispered. "...for now."

"May it be a prank?" Luna asked. "She might return later."

"It may or may not be a prank" Blossomforth corrected her. "We don't know her real intentions."

Everypony started arguing after the white pegasus's sentence.

"We don't? It's one hundred percent possible she will lick every single wing in existence!"

"Yeah, so? That's just my opinion!"

"Um, I think we should stop, if that's okay?"

"If that's okay? It isn't okay!"

"Everypony, please listen to m-"

"I think we should jail that insane pink party pony!"

"Can somepony listen to me?"

"I agree, sister. The whole of Equestria cannot afford it!"

"Can anypony hear me?"

"Thanks, Luna."

Rainbow Dash took a deep breath.

"EVERYPONYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" she screamed so loud, she almost broke everyone's eardrums.

Everyone turned their heads to Rainbow Dash.

"I know this situation is critical for us all, but we need to give up" she continued. "We need to let her lick our wings. If she wants to."

"What?" everypony muttered.

"Please don't panick about this, but I think this is the easiest way to get rid of this." Rainbow Dash continued.

"I think she's right!" Blossomforth agreed.

"Me too!" Celestia and Luna smiled at unison.

"I think it's the best idea" Twilight grinned.

"Um, okay?" Fluttershy confusedly whispered.

"Yeah!" Scootaloo cheered.

Every pegasus that went earlier to the Cloudominium flew to Sugarcube Corner.

"Hello, my fellow ponies!" Mrs. Cup Cake greeted. "What brings you all here?"

"We need to see Pinkie Pie" Celestia shortly answered.

"Follow me" the shopkeeper led them to Pinkie Pie's room.

"Thank you" Luna smiled. She turned her head to the door. "Pinkie Pie? Are you there?"

"Come in!" a bouncy voice replied. Twilight opened the door with her magic.

"Pinkie Pie, here's something we wanted to say..." Scootaloo started to say.

"We agree you to..." Fluttershy continued.

"Lick our wings" every winged pony finished.

"Really?" Pinkie Pie asked. Everypony nodded.

A bright smile shoved upon the pink pony's face.