The Year in Equestria

by Tr00perman567

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human, Sad, Romance
Length: 518

What happens when Jimmy spends a year in Equestria?

Jimmy Jackson was KIND OF a normal kid, but one day he was sent to a strange land all bright and colorful. He has to spend an entire year there, and at first at first he's a little pissed. However, once he learns the magic of love and friendship, he doesn't want to go back.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-07 22:05:42 UTC

Transformation

Hello reader. My name is Jimmy Jackson. I'm about 13 years old and nobody in my family likes me. Not anyone but my brother. I'm here to tell you about how I learned about the magic of friendship.

I had just come home from school. Every afternoon, I like to get on Memebase and see the kind of funny things they have. I immediately noticed one of the categories near the top. BRONIES. Oh crap. They actually made a category for that?  I thought to myself. I hated that. My brother loved it, which I have to put up with if I want SOMEONE to respect me. I looked at it to see what kind of stuff people had posted. Things like a pony version of General Greivous. There weren't very many things there. It nearly made me want to throw up. To me it was even gayer than that one kid i know. (we all know there's at least one of those at your school)

Suddenly, a strange light appeared in the center of my screen. It felt like I was being sucked into it. Probably because I was being sucked in. Then, I saw one of THEM. "Are you kidding? I've got to be having a nightmare, I am NOT seeing a pony right now" I said.

"You're right," it said.

"That's a relief," I felt better about the situation.

"I'm a changeling, the queen of changelings to be exact."

That confused the Hell outta me. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

"You are going to be my spy."

"What? I thought this was little girl stuff, why are there spies?"

"Because I'm evil of course."

"So, basically, you want me to spy on those ponies? Does that mean you're on MY side?"

"Trust me, if you let me down I CAN BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE" (See what she did there?)

"OK THEN!" That sure scared me. I didn't know what was going to happen next.

"Now, would you like to be an earth pony, a pegasus, or a unicorn?"

"Seriously, I don't know what any of those are."

The changeling queen sighed in frustration. "I'm going to have to explain ALL OF THIS? Ok, the earth pony is just your standard pony, alright? A pegasus can fly, and unicorns can use magic, got it?"

"I think so."

"Then what is your choice?"

It took me a while to decide, but the choice became pretty obvious. "Pegasus" I stated.

"Ok then." The queen formed a spell on me that made me go through a ton of changes, it was like puberty in fast-forward. Eventually, it was done. I had an orange coat of fur with a black ruffled mane, "Holy shit, that was so painful."

"That was pretty inevitable," The changeling queen replied, "Now, I am going to send you to Equestria, in a year, I am going to bring you back. You are to tell me what information you have acquired. Any questions?"

"Yes."

"Too bad." Then I saw a blinding light, and soon I was lying on the ground, surrounded by.......ponies. "Well, SHIT!"