Of Fishnets and Wingboners

by Karach

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Sex, Pinkie Pie
Length: 3783

Rainbow and Pinkie's hot night during their stay in Appleloosa.

When you're particularly lucky, a carelessly shown wingboner can lead to a rather interesting intercourse.
Such a thing happened to Rainbow Dash who, we all saw it, developed a wingboner after seeing Pinkie Pie in her sexy fishnet dress during their trip to Apleloosa.
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For better or for worse, a RariJack side-story exists here: Of Stetsons and Magiculation.

Published 2012-06-11 02:34:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-11 02:34:03 UTC

Chapter 1: Lots of Clopping...

Rainbow Dash sighed wearily into a pillow of her uncomfortable bed. She had just returned from her evening meeting with chief Thunderhooves. A meeting which, she had to admit, was pointless. The battle between the Apleloosans and the Buffaloes was going to take place the next noon and there was nothing anypony could do to stop it. Even Pinkie's song hadn't melted the pride-fueled stubbornness of either party.

Reminiscing Pinkie's song immediately brought forth other thoughts. The thoughts of which Rainbow Dash wasn't exactly proud. Each time her inner eye produced the image of the pink pony, she felt like a bonfire was lit below her stomach, spreading its warmth throughout her body, traveling up her neck and flushing her cheeks bright red. Pinkie Pie... In her fishnet dress... So prudish, yet so revealing... She remembered the involuntary reaction of her body when she had first seen Pinkie. There were virtually no pegasi in Appleloosa, and it was only thanks to that simple fact that she hadn't been made fun of for her shameless display. Come on, RD. A wingboner? In the middle of a bucking dessert? And caused by a mare?

Well, not just any mare. She had to admit that she liked the pink pony. But being friends and pulling pranks together had nothing to do with physical attraction... Pinkie looked so sexy in her dress, though. Rainbow Dash groaned as she felt her wings unfold and rise above her. Maybe a quick cold shower would help?

The pegasus hopped off the bed. She and all of her friends had rooms reserved in a local motel, courtesy of Braeburn. The room was anything but luxurious – it had a rough bed (which was, regrettably, nothing like her own back home made of cumulonimbi), a half-empty water basin (Half-filled, Rainbow scolded herself mentally. Be positive!) and a simple bedside table with an almost empty oil lamp (yeah, what was she supposed to do with it anyway? Read a book? Puh-lease, that activity was reserved for smart ponies like Twilight). She left the room, banging the door a little louder than she wanted to. She froze for a while, listening and wondering if she had woken any of her friends. If she had, nopony was going to complain about it. She headed down the sordid hallway towards the common bathroom. Nearly every one of her steps caused the wooden floor to squeak. It was unnerving, so, with a groan, she forced her tensed wings and hovered the rest of the way. Fortunately the bathroom wasn't occupied; probably because it was just so late that everypony else was already fast asleep.

Rainbow Dash entered the shower and turned the cold faucet. The lukewarm water dripped on her body, failing miserably to bring her any comfort. And there weren't even any clouds over the hot desert, she had checked it on her way back from the Buffalo camp. The pegasus swore loudly, as if it could help her get rid of some of her frustration. It hadn't.

Slowly, she hovered out of the shower, few drops of water that had landed on her wings earlier evaporated quickly in the dry, hot night air. Rainbow sighed and hovered back to her room, forcing her stiff wings to work the way she wanted. Buck it all, she thought. I'm going to sleep.

She flew into the room, not even bothering to light her way with the oil lamp. She half-landed, half-crashed straight on the bed, forcing her eyes shut and her stiff wings fold against her flanks.

"Hello, big girl." Rainbow Dash heard a whisper, somepony's muzzle tickling against her ear. Terrified, she shot out of the bed, bumping her head against the ceiling with a dull thud.

"Omigosh! I'm so sorry, Dashie," said a voice the pegasus could recognize. "I didn't mean to scare you."

"Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow rubbed her head with a hoof. "What are you doing here?"

"You seeeeeee..." the earth pony drawled, "I had a feeling you could use some company." She explained, lighting the lamp up. The mere view of Pinkie Pie caused the pegasus's heart to skip a bit, her wings spreading uncontrollably, sending her tumbling to the floor. The earth pony was wearing the same dress as at her music show. More importantly, however, she was sprawled on Rainbow's bed in a pose that conveyed only one message: come and get me, and I mean right now.

Her whole face burning so hot that she was sure she glowed in the dark room, Rainbow turned back with a visible effort.

"Pinkie Pie, what the hay?" she almost cried. "Why are you wearing that dress? Take it off, now."

"Ooooh, you're fast," the pink pony giggled.

"What?" Rainbow's face turned even more scarlet as she grasped the meaning behind her friend's words. "That's not what I meant!"

"Aw, come on, Dashie." Pinkie Pie bounced off the bed. "I saw your wingboner from the stage." She chuckled. "It was sweet, you know. Almost as sweet as a freshly baked cheesecake."

Still having her back turned at the earth pony, Rainbow Dash felt Pinkie's front legs on her own shoulders. Her friend's chin rested on her head as the pink pony embraced her in a gentle hug. Pinkie's closeness assaulted the pegasus nostrils with the unmistakable smell of cotton candy and cakes.

Rainbow Dash closed her eyes, desperately trying to fight her arousal. It didn't help much, as it only intensified the other senses. Pinkie's smell and the touch of her coat were driving the pegasus crazy as it was, and the last thing she wanted was making their effect even stronger.

Not waiting for either encouragement or disapproval, Pinkie lowered her head and kissed Rainbow on the cheek, sending shivers down the pegasus's spine. Her muzzle traveled further down, tracing a wet line on her neck and spine. Pinkie's gentle breath ruffled the pegasus's coat causing Rainbow's breathing to grow faster and faster with each passing second of the excitement-inducing torture.

The pegasus sat perfectly still when Pinkie's muzzle stopped right between her wings. After a painfully long moment of anticipation and anxiety, Rainbow felt the tip of Pinkie's tongue moving slowly left. It stopped only millimeters away from the base of the blue wing, as if hesitant. The pegaus did her best not to moan as the earth pony's warm breath ruffled the feathers. She couldn't stand Pinkie's toying with her so much, but was effectively rendered helpless to protest. However, being as proud and competitive as she was, she couldn't let herself beg for her release. She tried to concentrate on anything other than Pinkie's warm and gentle tongue only millimeters away from her wing.

Unicorns or earth ponies usually didn't know nor cared about it, but pegasi wings were sensitive for a reason. It was, after all, a matter of incredible delicacy and precision to navigate through air currents in the sky. Only the most sensitive appendages could feel through the faintest gusts and rushes of the surrounding air, allowing the pegasi to instinctively react to the environment's sudden shifts. What was a gentle breeze for an earth pony, to a flyer could as well be a difference between a steady flight and lost balance. Such precision, of course, required a great deal of various sensory receptors which were connected to an extremely complex network of nerves and veins. It was usually unneeded to explain to a pegasi what would that combination result in when the pony got aroused.

The medical explanation of a wingboner was Rainbow's mind's best attempt to direct her attention from the overwhelming sensation of Pinkie's body so close to hers. It was just what the earth pony was waiting for, though.

In one fluent, swift move she traced her tongue around the base of Rainbow's wing, heading up along its upper edge. If that wasn't enough to tip the pegasus over, the gentle nip at the very end of the biggest feather was the last straw. The pegasus's mind blanked out as the torrential wave of pleasure swept through her entire body. Her back arched in an uncontrollable motion as she exhaled with a loud moan, releasing a small puddle of love fluids from between her hind legs.

For a moment she just lay there, unable to do anything else beside breathing heavily, violent shivers convulsing her body. Pinkie knelt above her, a gentle smile engraved on her face. Rainbow Dash, her face all red with excitement washing over her, wanted to stand up, or at least sit, but her legs gave out beneath her and she slumped back to the ground. The pink pony giggled, leaning over, and placed a gentle kiss on the pegasus's lips. When the blue lips eagerly parted, Rainbow felt Pinkie's tongue invading her mouth. She closed her eyes, letting the earth pony explore her mouth freely, their tongues dancing around each other, until her mind slowly drifted away into the blissful darkness.

***

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes, meeting a pair of baby blue orbs staring back at her from only inches away. She gasped in shock, but soon relaxed, recognizing Pinkie's trademark smile. The memories of last night slowly filled the blank place in her mind, turning her face scarlet as hot blood rushed to her cheeks.

"Pinkie Pie..." she muttered, carefully avoiding looking into the earth pony's eyes. "Did we really... I mean did we... ya know... do... IT?" She risked a quick glance into the pair of blue orbs.

"Weeeeelllll..." Pinkie chuckled, "I wouldn't exactly call it IT. You really are the fastest in Equestria, Dashie," she teased, wrapping her hooves around the pegasus.

"I know, ri- HEY!" the pegasus frowned, insulted, her face even redder than before. A gentle kiss planted on her lips muffled any further attempts at protesting, however. When Pinkie finally broke the kiss, she whispered right into the pegasus's ear. "We still have much time till morning. Wanna do it again?"

Rainbow Dash risked a brief glance through the window. The sky over the horizon was barely beginning to lighten up, and her wings were already stiffening at the memory of last night and Pinkie's current offer.

"You betcha." Rainbow grinned mischievously. "But this time let me repay for your services."

Rainbow jumped on top of Pinkie, not even waiting for her approval. Before the earth pony could react, she had her muzzle assaulted with the pegasus's eager mouth. Rainbow's tongue pried Pinkie's lips open and forced its way down her mouth. Pinkie's own tongue reacted almost all by itself, tackling the invader into a vicious wrestle. The pegasus recoiled for a moment, a little surprised by the earth pony's sudden reaction, but her competitiveness quickly took over, forbidding her to lose their little match.

Finally, the two snouts separated, both ponies breathing heavily, both faces flushed red with emotion.

With a cocky grin, Rainbow Dash somersaulted above the bed, pinning Pinkie's chest down with her hind legs and burying her head between earth pony's haunches.

Pinkie Pie gasped as she felt the pegasus's tongue reaching straight for her marehood. Rainbow Dash was anything but subtle (or gentle, for that matter), but for the moment Pinkie didn't mind it – not when her lover's eager tongue began to steadily bring her to the very heights of pleasure.

Pinkie opened her eyes, noticing Rainbow Dash's hindquarters just inches away from her muzzle. The pegasus's marehood was glistening, quite obviously announcing her arousal. The earth pony smiled between her moans and stole a quick peck at the pegasus's wet slit.

Rainbow Dash gasped loudly in surprise, momentarily stopping her services. She bit her lip, trying hard to concentrate on the task at hand, and through willpower alone managed to lower her head and resume licking. Her competitiveness was the only thing that allowed her to persist against Pinkie's assault, if only for a short while. She was soon forced to admit her defeat, however, as the excitement bottled in her reached critical point.

Rainbow Dash let out a wild scream as another wave of pleasure rocked through her body. Just before her mind blanked out, she felt her back arching, her wings spreading uncontrollably, her legs involuntarily clamping around the earth pony's head in a tight grip. Pinkie didn't try to shake loose; instead she pressed against her lover's haunches, greedily drinking the result of Rainbow's excitement, each suck and stroke of her tongue sending jolts of electric bliss through the pegasus spine, prolonging her breathtaking orgasm.

When Pinkie finally stopped, Rainbow's legs gave out and she collapsed on the bed, shivering and frantically gasping for air. The earth pony rose to her knees, unsatisfied.

"No fair, Dashie," she pouted, looking down at her friend and lover. "You already came twice and didn't give me any chance to have some fun myself."

Rainbow barely registered the words, still paralyzed with pleasure, her mouth wide open, her tongue lying lifelessly on the pillow. She was desperately trying to fill her lungs with enough air to stop the burning feeling inside.

"Oh, oh!" Pinkie's eyes flashed with sudden joy, her bright smile almost illuminating the room. "I've just got the most awesomest idea ever!" she chirped, rolling Rainbow's exhausted body gently on its back. She carefully raised one of the pegasus's hind legs until it was almost perpendicular to the rest of Rainbow's body. The mere act of uncovering Rainbow's pleasure spot was almost enough to make her explode thrice this night.

"Pinkie, wha..." was all Rainbow could utter, before the earth pony slammed her hips against the pegasus's. For the umpteenth time this night Rainbow moaned, unable to hold her composure against Pinkie's pleasurable assault.

Not waiting for the pegasus's reaction, the earth pony continued her rhythmic grinding, her breath gradually fastening with each stroke. Their slits rubbed against each other, filling their bodies with a blissful waves of maddening pleasure. Rainbow Dash's mind soon gave out, letting her body completely take over, sending wave after wave of orgasmic bliss with each stroke of Pinkie Pie's hips.

The earth pony's endurance lasted for a while longer, but soon ran out too, as she began gasping for air, fighting against the pressure that started to build up below her stomach. Her body felt scorching hot, her coat was matted and glistening with beads of sweat. She desperately wanted to reach her heights, while at the same time was reluctant to let those magical moments end. Just before tilting over the edge, she took a quick glance at her lover. Rainbow Dash was lying beneath her, her body spasming rhythmically with each move of their connected hips. The pegasus was barely conscious, her eyes rolled to the back of her head, her mouth wide open with the tongue pried out. Fighting her excitement, Pinkie reluctantly slowed her strokes down to a barely noticeable, gentle brushing. It almost felt like torture, but above all she wanted Dashie to be conscious in that single moment when theirs bodies exploded with pleasure together.

"Pinkie..." Rainbow muttered after a while, slowly regaining her senses.

"Dashie..." the pink pony leaned over, her hips still gently caressing against the pegasus's. "I love you."

She pressed her lips forcefully against her lover's. Two strong, long strokes of her hips were all she really needed. Finally she reached her orgasm, the volcano of blinding pleasure erupting below her stomach and filling her body with electrical bliss. Their lips still pressed tightly against each other, Pinkie felt the area between her haunches moisten, as the wave of her climax found an outlet. She collapsed on top of Rainbow Dash, shivers of pleasure rocking their both bodies.

For a moment they just lay there, hugged tightly, trying to catch their breaths, basking in each other warmth, intense scent of their fading arousal filling the air. Finally Rainbow opened her eyes.

Pinkie Pie was looking at her, her baby blue orbs staring deep into her soul. An absent smile graced the earth pony's face – a proof of appreciation for Rainbow's affection (even if it was forced by Pinkie herself). The pegasus smiled back when a sudden realization of her own feelings hit her with a force of a speeding friendship express. She didn't just long for Pinkie's body; rather she was enthralled by her cheerful (and slightly random) personality, physical affection being only a byproduct.

"I love you, Pinkie Pie," Rainbow said, kissing the pink pony on the cheek.

"I love you too, Dashie," the pink pony giggled. She had indeed, for a long time now. But only seeing her friend's interest – at least on the physical level, as indicated by the pegasus's wingboner during her song – prompted her to risk possible rejection and act. She was overjoyed with the result. Rainbow Dash was nothing if not the embodiment of loyalty. If she had declared her feelings like that, Pinkie was sure she meant what she had said.

The earth pony looked at her marefriend. Her magenta eyes were closed and the steady rising and falling of her chest was an obvious sign of her falling asleep. Most important, however, was the gentle smile of affection that never left the pegasus's face.

Pinkie closed her eyes and soon, too, drifted into the dreamland, her muzzle only inches away from Rainbow's.

***

Rainbow Dash slowly opened her eyes, awakened by merciless rays of the morning sun piercing through her eyelids. The first thing she saw was... pink. As her eyes focused, she recognized the familiar snout. The memory of last night was still very fresh in her mind.

"Pinkie... are you asleep?" she whispered, not wanting to wake the pink pony. The pair of sky-blue eyes popped open, Pinkie Pie's trademark smile appearing on her face instantly.

"Nope," she said, still reluctant to break the hug in which they had fallen asleep together.

Rainbow Dash hopped off the bed, barely noticing the shape it was in, turning her back to her friend. She stretched her body with an audible grunt – it was sore but in the most pleasurable way.

"Pinkie Pie..." she started, uncertainty filling her voice. "The thing I said last night..." She turned around with a very serious expression on her face. Pinkie Pie involuntarily flinched and braced herself for what she was afraid she would hear.

"I really meant that," Rainbow looked away, her cheeks bright red. Her hoof was tracing circles on the ground as she was uncertain how to continue. She risked a quick glance back into the pair of baby blue eyes. It felt like they swallowed her, as if she dived into a crystal-clear lake and, from beneath the water, she gazed at the bright blue sky on a perfect, sunny day. The warmth filled her heart, giving her the much needed courage. "I'm not good at that sappy stuff, but I really do love you," she forced herself to say. It was still embarrassing.

Suddenly the pink blur streaked through the room and Rainbow felt herself knocked to the ground. She ceased struggling to get up when she felt the warmth of Pinkie's lips against her own. They shared the passionate kiss until Pinkie finally broke it. "I love you too, Dashie. I have for, like, almost ever, you know."

"Then why now?" Rainbow wanted to know.

"I was just afraid, silly," Pinkie giggled. "I didn't know if I could stand your rejection. But after I saw your wingboner on the stage I thought that you were at least interested in my body. So I thought, shoot, let's just do it, if only to have something to remember you by." The grin on her face was so big that Rainbow wondered why her marefriend's face hadn't split in two halves by now.

"Pinkie Pie, you are so random," she said, teasing her with a delicate kiss.

They stood up, Rainbow properly noticing the devastated bed now.

"Did we really..." she stuttered.

"Yea-huh." Pinkie smiled brightly. "You were so helpless last night. First with your stiff wings, then with our little tongue contest and finally when-" The blue hoof blocked her mouth forcefully.

"Pinkie Pie... shut up," Rainbow said, massaging her forehead with the other hoof. "And if you even mention something about me being the fastest in Equestria, I WILL make you regret it." The pegasus glared at the pink pony.

"Okie-dokie-lokie." Pinkie mocked a salute.

"So," Rainbow said, opening the door to her room, "how are we going to break it to the rest?"

"Ya won't hafta." The two mares turned around upon hearing the familiar voice. "Thanks to y'all Ah couldn't sleep all night. Do y'all even realize how thin those plank walls are?" Applejack corrected her stetson, looking at the pair with a lot more amusement than her complaints voiced.

"So you... heard everything?" Rainbow asked, her face scarlet with embarrassment.

"Well, not everything, darling," Rarity peeked from her room, "but most of your screaming. And gasping."

"And moaning," added Fluttershy in an embarrassed whisper.

"Along with the squeaking and many other noises," Twilight finished. "Yep, pretty much everything."

For a brief moment Rainbow Dash hesitated, uncertain how to respond. But it wasn't long before her usual brashness kicked in, making her wings flare in resolve.

"Good!" she said forcefully, "then you already know I and Pinkie love each other and are together. And there's nothing you can do to stop us!" she added, planting a hot kiss on her marefriends lips.

"Sugarcube, why the hay would we wanta do anythin' about it?" asked Applejack.

"What kind of friends would we turn out to be?" said Twilight.

"We're happy for you, darling. Both of you." Rarity added. "Who said anything about mare's love being reserved only for stallions?"

Fluttershy only nodded her head with a gentle smile.

"But y'all could keep the noise down," teased Applejack. "Some of us at least tried to do it quietly."

"What was that?" Rainbow eyed the farm pony curiously.

"Nothing!" Rarity's hoof appeared out of nowhere, shutting the orange mouth forcefully. The unicorn had cleared the hall in an instant and was now standing next to Applejack, her eyes darting suspiciously left and right.

"Oh-kay then..." Rainbow said, not wanting to drag the topic. "Well, Pinks and I are going to hit the shower now," she stated matter-of-factly.

"Wheee!" the pink pony whirled around her marefriend, dragging her towards the end of the hall in a furious pink tornado.

"But don't take too long!" called Twilight after them. "There's only two hours till noon."

Rainbow's groan was heard throughout the building. She had completely forgotten about the Buffaloes.

THE END