The Mare in the Bare

by VitalSpark

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Anon, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Sex
Length: 2097

First person Pinkie Pie x human clop, told using rhyming couplets in the style of Dr Seuss.

"Now, Pinkie, are you really sure? Your flank is something I adore,
A kiss, maybe; a cuddle, yep; but sex is a momentous step!"

"Butt sex?" said Pinkie. "I'm not fussy, though I'd prefer it in my pussy."
She walked to me and licked her lips then nuzzled me just near my hips.

This is a birthday present for someone who likes Dr Seuss. :pinkiecrazy:

Published 2016-04-19 10:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-19 10:50:01 UTC

Cloptor Seuss

"I'm Pinkie Pie," the young mare claimed.
Her cutie mark and bouncy mane
Confirmed to me she told no lies.
How could this be? What a surprise!

She trotted to me on all fours.
She closed the curtains, shut the doors.
She turned her flank and winked her eye.
"You'll cum inside me—Pinkie Pie!"

I wondered, "could this really be?!
A talking pony winked at me!
And if that wasn't enough luck
It seems with me she wants to fuck!"

But would it be a good idea?
Of course she had a lovely rear,
But her a pony, me a man,
It seemed a most peculiar plan.

"Now, Pinkie, are you really sure?
Your flank is something I adore,
A kiss, maybe; a cuddle, yep;
But sex is a momentous step!"

"Butt sex?" said Pinkie. "I'm not fussy,
Though I'd prefer it in my pussy."
She walked to me and licked her lips
Then nuzzled me just near my hips.

Just near my hips, but more in front.
Her nuzzling there, it made me grunt.
I think you know the place I mean.
A nuzzle there was unforeseen.

I settled down into a chair.
I beckoned her and stroked her hair.
And when I held her little cheek
She gave a tiny little squeak.

She put her front hooves on my thighs
I kissed her lips and closed my eyes.
I don't mean just a little peck
My tongue was half way down her neck.

The kiss was driving me insane.
I raised my hands to stroke her mane.
She stroked me too, but not my hair.
She stroked me too, she stroked down there.

My cock, it stirred inside my pants.
She pulled away and gave a glance:
A glance down to my place below,
A place I'd just begun to grow.

She licked her lips and gave a wink,
So I could tell what she did think.
A short while later, I gave a yip,
When I saw her teeth clasp round my zip.

She pulled; my trousers fell undone
But I said, "wait a second, hon'".
"Come on," she begged, "a little blow?
I'm very good, I'll have you know!"

I smiled and nodded my consent.
She grinned back and down she went.
But as her muzzle headed south,
I worried about that horse's mouth.

A pony's teeth are fairly big.
And she could snap me like a twig.
But my fears I soon unclung,
When I felt my shaft wrapped in her tongue.

Pinkie's tongue was very long,
Her oral muscle very strong.
She wrapped my cock around and round.
I made a little sighing sound.

I stroked her back with both my hands,
Stretched down to reach her 'wonderland'.
My arms were not quite long enough
To finger her inside her muff.

Instead I rubbed her cutie mark,
An idea based on a remark.
Someone had mentioned that this place
Was sensitive to warm embrace.

Her shudder at my touch confirmed,
That cutie rubs were what she yearned.
I rubbed the mark on her buttock
While she slurped at my throbbing cock.

I bucked my hips against her face.
I thrust my cock into that place:
Her warm and wet inviting mouth,
But dreamed of fucking further south.

"Oh, Pinkie," I then moaned and sighed,
"I think I'm going to cum inside
Your mouth, because your expert tongue
Has wrapped around and stroked my schlong."

"Oh that won't do," my Pinkie said,
as she raised her pony head.
Her long wet tongue had come uncoiled.
I hoped the mood I hadn't spoiled.

But with a smile and with a wink
She eased my worry, eased my think:
"Although I'd love to taste your cum
Imagine filling my rectum!"

She put her hooves back on my thighs
Then raised her head to meet my eyes.
And as I stroked her left fetlock,
We kissed and I could taste my cock.

I didn't mind the musky taste;
Was worth it just for her embrace.
My hand reached back between her thighs
At last I could reach her insides.

I slipped my fingers in her crack.
She moaned and squirmed and arched her back.
She moved her legs to best permit
My fingertips to find her clit.

Her cunt already dripping wet,
My fingers slid o'er their target.
I massaged wetness 'round her clit.
She didn't mind this; not one bit!

"Oh darling," Pinkie sighed and moaned,
"Fuck me! Screw me! Hump! Bang! Shag! Bone!"
Ever happy to assist,
That offer I could not resist.

I grabbed her flanks to lift her up
Then sat her down upon my lap.
My rock hard cock between her thighs,
Rubbed against her, prompting sighs.

She used her hoof to guide me in,
My shaft wrapped by her silken skin.
Her passageway was warm and wet,
The nicest pussy I'd felt yet.

I held her by the thighs and then
Let her down, up, down again.
I lifted her and let her fall
Down on my cock, taking it all.

When of this work my arms did tire
A new position, I desired.
I draped her over arm chair's arm,
Head on cushion, safe from harm.

I lined my cock up with her cunt,
And thrust inside her with a grunt.
She pushed back against my length,
I pushed front with all my strength.

I fucked her roughly from behind,
Her moaning showed she didn't mind.
In fact, I know she quite enjoyed
And make no effort to avoid.

"Faster! Harder!" Pinkie squealed.
I, to her will, did gladly yield.
I thrust so deep. I thrust so tough.
I thrust so quick. I thrust so rough.

I felt my semen well inside.
"I'm going to cum," I loudly cried.
"Race you!" Pinkie cried with glee
And reached a hoof between her knees.

"You're on!" I grinned and picked up pace.
A smirk appeared upon her face.
She rubbed her clit. "No fair!" I said.
I spanked her flank and turned it red.

"Again! Again!" she begged of me.
I smacked her flank again with glee.
Though fun, the spanks, the problem with'em,
Was that they tend the throw your rhythm.

I concentrated on the spanks:
My hands down hard upon her flanks.
With only one thing on my brain
I felt my climax start to wane.

But don't you worry, not one jot—
I'm pleased to say that hers did not.
She came, her pussy dripped with cum.
She came just as I smacked her bum.

She came, I heard her groan with joy.
She came, she moaned, "keep going, boy!"
She came, her cunt began to milk me.
I thrust inside, her hole so silky.

I felt my climax coming back.
I pumped inside her silken crack.
I knew that soon I would explode
And fill her with a sticky load.

I moaned to her, "I’m cumming, Pinkie,"
She purred back, her words so kinky,
"Darling, you know what I need,
Cum and fill me with your seed!"

With her words inside my ears
My orgasm was very near.
Just one more thrust, one more moan,
One last push to take me home.

I shuddered and I let it go.
I filled her up, right down below.
My seed came out and filled her slit.
Some dribbled out, but just a bit.

As my cum leaked from her crack
I rested myself on her back.
The French call it the "little death";
I rested there to catch my breath.

Pinkie turned her head around,
Making happy panting sounds.
She smiled at me and blew a kiss.
Then she surprised me, saying this:

"I think we should do something more…
I joked about this thing before.
I hope you don’t think me a slut—
I really want it in my butt."

My eyes shot open, I raised my brow.
"Pinkie, darling, I can’t see how.
I know in theory, but my cock
Is soft like mud, not hard like rock."

"Of rocks, I know a thing or two,"
Said Pinkie looking at the view.
"And I agree it’s not quite there
But give it time and give it care.

"And it will grow, as you will see—
Especially if you think of me!
Think of me with cock inside
As you take me for a ride!"

That mental image was so good
But still my cock was not like wood.
Though Pinkie’s coaxing was sublime
I reckon these things just need time.

I idly stroked my mare’s pink belly.
She shuddered, sighed, and shook like jelly.
"Pinkie, you want belly rubs?"
She smiled, and nodded, gave me hugs.

She lay back upon the chair.
I ran my fingers through her hair.
The hair that was not on her head.
Belly hair I meant instead.

It was so soft, it was so pink.
Pinker than most pink things, I think.
I, with fingers, felt around,
And soon, her nipples, I had found.

I rubbed her nipples, rubbed them good.
I rubbed them as good as I could.
She shivered slightly and exhaled.
Those nipple rubs, they never fail.

I loved the smile upon her face.
A smile like that ain’t commonplace.
Warn me if I’m being sappy,
I just loved making Pinkie happy.

"Hey darling," I heard Pinkie say,
"You’ll never guess who’s come to play!"
Oh me, oh my, she was correct.
I looked down, it was erect!

"Now flip me over, hurry up,
It’s time to fuck me in the butt."
Her idea sounded very nice.
She didn’t need to ask me twice.

I flipped her over on her front.
I rubbed my cock over her cunt.
I tried to get it nice and wet
To lube it for my pony pet.

I took my hand and held my thing.
I lined the head up with her ring.
I pushed it hard, it slid inside.
Pinkie winced but didn’t cry.

Her ring is stretched around my pole.
I stretched her ring. I stretched her hole.
With my shaft completely in,
I held her hips ready to begin.

With tear in eye she turned to me.
"Fuck my butt!" she cried with glee.
How could I let that young mare down?
I knew I’d never make her frown.

Slowly I began to rut,
My shaft sliding into her butt,
Then out again and in once more,
Gently so it’s not too sore.

But to my complete surprise,
"Fuck me harder!" Pinkie cried.
I nodded, drove my cock in deep.
Pinkie gave a little "meep".

No pain on her face was showing
So I decided to keep going
Her groans and moans and pleasured voice
Showed that was the correct choice.

My shaft slid in, my shaft slide out,
My shaft slid deep and roundabout.
With each slide in, my Pinkie squeaked.
With each slide out, my Pinkie eeked.

Though I’d have liked to go all night,
Pinkie’s butt was very tight,
And so it wasn’t very long
When I felt something in my schlong.

A stirring in my loins below—
What kind of stirring? Yes, you know!
Thanks to this erotic bumming,
Already I was close to cumming.

While I tried to grit my teeth,
Pinkie reached a hoof beneath.
She started rubbing at her clit,
While I held back and bit my lip.

I fucked her hard inside her butt.
She rubbed her pussy, eyes tight shut.
But suddenly she shook and moaned,
Her anus clenching while she groaned.

Her butt hole held me like a vice—
Like a vice, but much more nice.
I figured that since now she’d cum,
I was free to fuck that bum—

To fuck that bum with all my strength,
To fuck it deep with all my length,
To fuck it hard with all my speed,
To fill it up with all my seed.

So that’s exactly what I done
And boy, it was a lot of fun.
A final thrust and then I came,
Calling out dear Pinkie’s name.

Exhausted from my butt attack,
I fell once more upon her back.
I nestled deep into her mane
To try to catch my breath again.

I pulled out, my cock gone floppy.
We’d made a mess, it was quite sloppy.
We snuggled close upon the chair.
She cuddled me. I kissed her hair.

We caressed; I stroked her thighs;
We looked into each other’s eyes.
She opened her mouth to speak,
Then Pinkie asked, "same time next week?"

Author's Note

That was really not easy to write. Why the hell do I do these things?! :rainbowlaugh: