The Rainbow Suicide

Chapters

Prologue
Red Alert
Smooth Criminal
Evening The Score

Prologue

It has been couple of days since Rainbow Dash was challenged by the two sisters, Celestia and Luna, to kiss the princess of the Crystal Empire, Princess Cadance. The problem is that how could she kiss her without letting her nor her husband, Shining Armor, notice it. Another problem is that her and her friends were invited to hang with them, so now how could she do it with letting them, especially Twilight because she's their sister, notice it as well. Which means things just got harder for the swag Pegasus.

The main six are on the train, heading towards the Crystal Empire, and met up with Cadance and Shining Armor. The others were so excited to spend time with Twilight brother and sister. All, but except for Rainbow Dash, who's stressing over trying to figure out how to kiss Cadance without letting anyone to know about this.

Then, she was cut off by the voice of Applejack, "Uh, are y'all alright sugarcube?"

She was freaked out by her friend interpreted her planning, causing her friends to stare at her. She calmed and answered nervously, "Oh me? Yeah I-I'm fine. Please like there's anything wrong with me."

Twilight was curious by her friend weird behavior and asked, "Are you alright Rainbow?"

"Seriously, I am fine."

The young princess looked at the others and they began to nodded. She looked back at her friend, "Rainbow, since you're alright, I wanted to apologize for making you to go on a date with Celestia and Luna."

"Water under the bridge Twilight. I'm alright Twi. I move on."

She smiled, knowing that her friend is back to normal. "I am glad you're back to your normal self."

"Thanks Twi." She turned and rushes towards Pinkie Pie. "Ha Pinkie you want to talk to each other in the bathroom? Great let's go!" Then, she grabbed and rushes to the bathroom, leaving a weird look on their faces.

When both of them gotten into the bathroom, Pinkie spoken first, "Alright, Dashie, I am not going to help you out with going number-"

"NO," she yelled ended what her random friend going to say. "WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT!!" She took a deep breath and telling her what's up with her. "Alright Pinkie. Remember about my adventure about me trying go on the date the two powerful rulers and rejected."

"Yeah."

"Well... they came over since I was angry that night and make out with me ever since!"

She was quiet and remain still for a while. Suddenly, she reached towards the toilet and screamed with joy in it then closed the top. She hugged her best friend and swing left to right, "DASHIE!! THAT IS SO GREAT!! You kissing both of the rulers... at the same time!"

After the over excited pony let her go, she resumed, "Yeah, I know. But I got one problem-"

"They both challenge you because you had been challenged into over them."

She was surprised by what her friend saying what she was about to say. "Yes... that what exactly I was going to say." She resumed again, "Anyway, they both challenge me to kiss Cadance on the lips."

"Dashie you dog. Sound like a sweet deal."

"Pinkie, there's a problem. She got a marry-"

"To you."

"She got a special somepony-"

"You!"

After discovering that she couldn't take a hint, she yelled, "SHINING ARMOR!! THE HUSBAND OF CADANCE AND THE BROTHER OF TWILIGHT!!"

"Ohhhhh. Yep, you're doom."

She was shocked by what her friend said. "Why you say that?"

"Because you never turn down a challenge."

"... Yeah you're right." They were both quiet for about a minute until she screamed, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!!"

"I don't know. I never been in this situation before. To be honest, I never been in the situation since our last adventure before."

"I don't know how to kiss Cadance without letting her nor her husband to find out. In fact, I don't know how to kiss her without letting Twilight to know about it. Oh, what the hay. I give up. I can't do it."

Pinkie gasps. "Give up? GIVE UP?!! The real Rainbow Dash I know never gives up. Did the real Rainbow Dash give up on accomplished her Sonic Rainboom? Did the real Rainbow Dash give up when her friends are endanger? Did the real Rainbow Dash give up on joining the Wonderbolt? Did the real Rainbow Dash give up on help Daring Do herself? DID THE REAL RAINBOW DASH GIVE UP ON DEFEATING STARSCREAM?!!"

"Who is Starscream?"

She was trying to figure out as well. Then, "I give up. The point is that the real Rainbow Dash I know never turn down a challenge that is too much for her to handle."

Thanks to her random friend motivation, she was all cheer up. "Thanks Pinkie. I am going to kiss Princess Cadance."

"That sounds great Dashie. So, do you know how to figure it out?"

"I have no idea."

Then, a voice occurred outside of the bathroom, "Our next stop, the Crystal Empire!"

Rainbow Dash sighed and resumed, "Well, let's hope I could figure out how to make it happen during our visit. Come on, let's catch up with the others."

Pinkie responded, "Okey Dokey!"

After they exited the bathroom, a pony entered and the scream of Pinkie went out from the inside, causing the pony to panic. Rainbow looked back her random friend, causing her to smile.

Red Alert

As Twilight and the others made their way to the castle, she couldn't help herself about Rainbow Dash strange behavior after they gotten off the train. She started to judge her attitude when she and Pinkie were in the restroom alone. She stopped her friend and tell the others, "Y'all can go on ahead. I just want to speak to Rainbow alone." They nodded and resumed heading towards the castle. She turned her friend and formed a frown. "Alright Rainbow, what's going on with you?"

Her eyes turned both ways in fright and spoke nervously, "W-What?! I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Don't act dumb, Rainbow. You been acting weird since we've gotten off the train. Are you down from that 'dating the two sisters' challenge? If it is, then I am so sorry. I never meant to hurt you-"

"No! No! Twilight listen to me. You have done nothing to make me feel bad. It's alright. I am perfectly fine. So, don't be worried about me alright."

She began to smile and responded, "Okay. I was just wondering." Then, hug her friend in relief.

After they separated, the rainbow pony spoke, "Come on, let's go meet up with Cadance and Shining Armor."

After they show their through the castle, they met up towards the throne room. They began to remember good memories since they arrived the Crystal Empire. They remember the defeated King Sombra, helped making this kingdom the main event of the Equestria Game and enjoy it.

Then, they spotted Shining Armor entered the as he shouted with joy, "TWILY!!"

Twilight smiled and shouted with joy as she's rushing towards her big brother, "SHINING ARMOR!!"

"I am so happy you and your friends are here!"

"Are you kidding me?! You're my big brother! I love hanging out with you!"

After they've both separated, Applejack cut in, "Howdy there Shining Armor. Where's Princess Cadance?"

"Oh she's attending a meeting right now, but I am pretty sure she will come back to us- Oh wait here she is!"

They all turned away and spotted Cadance entering the room. They were all excited to see her again. Rainbow Dash, however, was breathless by her beautiful appearance. In her version, she sees the princess of love trotting in the room slowly while tossing her back and front. Then, drawn her eyes towards the rainbow pony and winked, even though she didn't actually stare nor wink at her.

As she was speechless by the princess appearance, she welcomed all of them, "Welcome back my friends." She spotted at Twilight, "Twilight!" Then, rushes towards her.

"Cadance," Twilight shouted with joy and rushes towards her as well.

Both of them do their friendship tradition, "Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!" Then, both of them hugged each other.

"I am so happy you're here to spend the night," Cadance said with joy.

"I am so excited to see you two again," Twilight said also with joy.

"I hope your friends are going to have a good time tonight," Shining Armor join in.

"Oh trust me, they have a great time when they join us." She looked back at her friends and saw excitement on their faces. Suddenly, she noticed a weird look on Rainbow Dash face. "Are you alright Rainbow?"

She shake her head, blushing, and responded nervously, "Oh yeah I am fine. Just happy we're here hanging out with your brother and sister." She giggles nervously as well.

Cadance spoke to her husband, not noticing one of Twilight's friends tuning in, "Sorry Shining, but I need to take a nap. I have been up all night planned the meeting with my aunts."

"Alright," Shining Armor said to his wife. "I'll let Twilight know. Now, go get some rest." Finally, Cadance exited the room.

Before anything else happens, Rainbow shouted to Pinkie, "Hi Pinkie, can I talk to you over there! Great!" Then, she dragged the random pony out of the room, leaving a confused look on their faces.

Rainbow let go of her friend and look both ways before telling her friend about her master plan. "Pinkie, I got a full proof plan to kiss Cadance without letting anyone noticed."

Pinkie was surprised by her plan and shouted, "RAIN-" The Pegasus covered her mouth and telling her to be quiet. She whispered, "Rainbow Dash that's sounds great. Spell all the juices!"

"I overheard Cadance is going to take a nap. So, that means I have an opportunity to complete my mission from the princesses. Luck strike again for the Rainbow Swag! Won't you mind telling Twilight that I was heading towards the restroom?"

"On it Dashie!" She saluted and pop out of the scene. She reappeared, scared her friend, and reported, "She bought it. Good luck Dashie!" Finally, pop out of the scene once again. Rainbow Dash began to complete her challenge.

She was outside of the castle and began searching for the princess of love room. She finally spotted her room and found her sleeping, all according to plan. She opened her window quietly and enter the room stealthily. Then, she climbed gently on the bed and stared at the beautiful princess. Hopefully, she won't spotted nor noticed her while wearing her sleeping mask. She slowly leaning towards the sleeping beauty and lay a single kiss upon her lips. Finally, she had achieved her challenge.

Suddenly, Cadance giggles from the kiss, causing a shock towards the young pony. She moaned lovely, "Oh Shining Armor. You stallion." Then, she wrapped both of hooves around Rainbow neck and said these words which alerted her, "Pucker up baby."

She draws her closer and pucker up her lips. The rainbow pony try to escape from the loving princess but no luck. She gave up, puckered her lips, and began kissing her.

Rainbow Dash knew that this is so wrong, yet feel so right. She developed love towards the princess, even though Cadance believes that the Pegasus was her husband. As she was kissing the princess of love, she can hear her moaning. The rainbow pony love every minute of this, making love with Cadance.

Then suddenly, she was caught by the light from the open door and the voice of Shining Armor, "Cadance, Twilight wonder if she could-WHAT?!!"

She quickly separate from the princess and was paralyzed by the presence of Shining Armor and Twilight. She heard her shocking voice, "RAINBOW?!!"

Then, Princess Cadance awakened from the screams. She removed her sleeping mask and spotted the rainbow pony on top of her. She spoke confused, "Rainbow Dash?!"

"Wa-Wait," she cried, "I could explain." She try to come up with a excuse, but no good ideas pop in her head.

To make matters worse, Shining Armor eyes are burning with hatred. He used his magic to formed his armor and his sword. Then, his mane and tail grew fire. He roared in total rage and ready to march towards the Pegasus. The final words she said before the enrage husband attack, "Mommy."

Smooth Criminal

Rainbow Dash stood on top of Princess Cadance paralyzed by the presence of the enraged husband. Shining Armor began charging towards the rainbow pony and knocked her off of his wife. Then, he began swinging his sword as the pegasus is dodging every slashes. Finally, she bursts out of their window and fly for her dear life.

As she was flying, she suddenly was fired upon by magic beams. She turned her head and spotted Shining Armor riding on a chariot flying by two Pegasus guards, who had no idea what's going on. She kept dodging every beams from the enraged husband. She even try to escape from him, but he's still on her tail.

Finally, she dived into an dark alley and hide among the crowds. She grabbed some sheets, covered her hips and head, and pretending having a conversation with random crystal ponies. She looked up and keep her eyes on Shining Armor. Luckily, he gave up and fall back to the castle. She removed the sheets and ran off.

Meanwhile, Pinkie was hopping through the halls and enjoy her time. Suddenly, she spotted her friends and Shining Armor in the meeting room. The angered commander shouted at his men, "Triple the patrols throughout the entire kingdom! We're not going to let anyone leaving the Crystal Empire, UNTIL THAT RAINBOW PONY IS FOUND AND BROUGHT BEFORE ME!!"

After the guards and the enraged husband left, Pinkie listen to Twilight and the others conversation. Applejack voice occurred in worry, "Twi, what in tarnation is going here? Why's your brother wanted Rainbow?"

Twilight responded, "We found Rainbow kissing Cadance in her room. Shining Armor just attack her and almost killed her as well."

Rarity voice, "That's horrible darling! Why would Rainbow Dash did such a thing like that?"

"I don't know, but I bout to find out."

Pinkie already know what's going on and grew worried over the innocent pony. Finally, she decided to find her friend quickly.

Within the crystal settlement, Rainbow busted into one of them and hidden in it until everything cools down. Till the meantime, she remains inside, hugging her knees, and rocking back and forth, hoping everything will be over soon. Suddenly, she was scared by Pinkie Pie random appearances. She calmed down and spoke to her friend, "Oh ha Pinkie. Please don't tell me that you were followed!"

Pinkie responded with care, "Calm down Dashie. Don't worry, I wasn't follow. I mean who can actually track down my movement."

The frightened pegasus look out of the punch up holes she made within the crystal and whined, "Oh man, Pinkie, I don't think I can take it anymore! Twilight brother will do anything to get his hooves on me! I think I am going to die!"

"Calm down Dashie. I think you're being over dramatic."

"Pinkie, this is Shining Armor we are talking about. The commander of Equestria armies! Most importantly, the husband of Princess Cadance, the princess I kissed right in front of him!"

Pinkie just realized all about Twilight brother and she responded, "Yeah... you're gonna die."

"Ah man. I don't know what to do-"

Then suddenly, there was a knock from the build up door and the voice they both recognize. The voice of Twilight have spoken, "Rainbow Dash! I know you are in there. Let me in."

Rainbow was shaking in fear by her best friend presence, until Pinkie calmed her down. "Relax Dashie," the random mare said. "I got a idea." She turned towards the door and spoke to Twilight in a weird voice, "There's no Rainbow in here. Just a crystal mole rat living in here."

"Ha Pinkie."

Pinkie leaned toward her and whispered, "She's good."

Rainbow took a deep breath and opened the door for her friend, hoping she wouldn't harm her. After she opened the door, she began pleading, "Please don't hurt Twilight! I-"

"Calm down," Twilight cut off her pleading, "I am not mad. I'm just happy my brother didn't kill you." She hugged her best friend in comfort. After they both separated, she turned towards Pinkie, "Pinkie, can you wait outside? I want to talk to Rainbow Dash alone for awhile."

"Okey dokey lokey," she cried with joy and exited the crystal.

Rainbow Dash sighs in comfort, knowing that her friend isn't mad at her, and says, "I am so grateful that you're not mad at me, Twilight."

Twilight responded, "No. Like I said I am not mad at you... I AM FURIOUS!!" Then, her entire mane turned into flames of fury. She roared in a Equestrian voice, "HOW DARE YOU KISSED MY SISTER!!" The inferno princess roared in anger and destroyed the crystal they're in.

She began marches towards the frightened pegasus, until Pinkie Pie jumped in with her party cannon. She shouted towards her friend, "RUN DASHIE!! I WILL HOLD HER OFF!!" After Rainbow ran off, the party pony fired her cannon at the enraged princess. Twilight grabbed the cannon and thrown it away. Pinkie whined, "HA!! You owe me a party cannon! You think those grow on trees?!" Finally, as Twilight resumed growing her rage against her friend, Pinkie shouted as she flown away, "CAUSE THEY DON'T!! I TRY!!"

Rainbow Dash was running away from the wrathful princess, but when she turned around, the enraged princess is close on her tail. She try to fly away from her in maximum speed, but due to her enraged fire she's catching up. She even try to make her crashes into crystals, however she bursts through them by her mighty flames.

When all hope seems lost, the rainbow pegasus began to form her only hope technique, the sonic rainboom. She began to to fly straight in max speed, trying not to lose focus on her secret weapon. Then, she was beginning to form her ultimate technique and escaping her firing friend.

Then suddenly, before she released her rainboom, until she was pulled back and tossed to the ground. When she gotten back up, she founded Shining Armor presence before her, with flames flaring from his manes. Twilight landed by her brother side and both of their flames touches.

Rainbow Dash was about to flee again, until the two siblings formed a wall behind her. The unfortunate pegasus stood helpless as they were walking towards her with hatred in their eyes. Both of their horns forms inferno magics while the rainbow pony was about to meet her maker.

Both of them were about to punish her by fire, until they stopped when Princess Cadance landed right in front of them. Both of the siblings dissolve their beams and returned to their normal manes. Shining Armor spoken first, "Cadance, what are you doing? We almost could've kill you."

Rainbow Dash cut in, "Oh what, y'all don't care about killing me. Seriously!"

"SHUT UP," Shining Armor yelled at her. "YOU KISS MY WIFE!!"

"No," Princess Cadance said. "She didn't kiss me."

"WHAT," every pony shouted confused.

"Rainbow Dash saved me."

"What," her husband confused. "Cadance, what do you mean she saved you?"

"Yeah," Twilight joined, "I want to know as well."

Princess Cadance began to explain, "Alright, here's what happened. While I was taking a nap, a changeling entered the room and injected a poison juice into my mouth. When Rainbow Dash check on me, she immediately attack and defeated the assassin. Finally, when she spotted the poison left on my lips, she sucks the poison out of my mouth. So you see, Rainbow wasn't kissing me, she's trying to save my life."

The three ponies were speechless and surprised by her explanation. Shining Armor was mostly confused and spoke, "I-I-I-I didn't know that she was trying to save your life."

Twilight added, "Me neither." The siblings turned towards the pegasus and spoken, "I am sorry, Rainbow Dash. I'm sorry for trying to hurt."

"I'm sorry too," Shining Armor apologize as well. "I am sorry for trying to murdering you and trying to turn your remains into ashes."

"It's alright Twilight," Rainbow accepted her best friend apology. She turned to her friend brother, "Ummm, it's alright... Shining Armor. I guess."

"Rainbow Dash. I would like to thank you for saving my wife life. You really are the element of loyalty." He saluted at her false bravery. "Come on everyone, let's heads back to the castle."

"Yeah," Twilight added. "I'm pretty sure the girls want to know what really happened. Let's head back."

As they were about to head back to the castle, Cadance pulled the pegasus back and says to the others, "Y'all can go ahead. I wanted to give my special thanks to Rainbow Dash."

As they were finally out of her sight, she sighed in relief and give thanks to the princess, "Thankyou! Thankyou! Thankyou!! Oh, thank you Princess Cadance! I can't believe they-"

Suddenly, Cadance tackle the young pegasus to the ground, causing the fright to the young pony. Rainbow already knew why the princess of love lied to them, so she can have her all to herself. She leaned over to her ear and whispered, "Meet me in my room. I'll make sure Shining Armor won't show up. Until then, we're not even." She kissed her on the cheek and got off of her.

When Rainbow gotten up, she watches the princess of love walk away from her. Then suddenly, Cadance turned around and gave the rainbow pony a wink, causing her to blush.

Evening The Score

It's night time, which means the slumper party has just started. Twilight and the others were celebrating their sleepover with Shining Armor and Cadance. Luckily, none of the incident occurred nor involved with the party at the castle.

Rainbow Dash secretly watches her friends enjoying their time during the party. Applejack and Rarity were having a conversation as usual. Pinkie Pie was messing around with Fluttershy. Then, Shining Armor entered the room and began hanging out with Twilight. After he showed up, the rainbow pony began heading towards the princess of love room.

As she walking, she began to grew worry about what Cadance said earlier, 'we are not even.' She wondered what will she do to her. Will she force her to do inappropriate things in front of her? Will she make her to become her own assistant? Worse, will she force her to become a love slave?

She finally stopped at the door to the Cadance room. She took a deep breath and knocked the door. The door opens quickly and sucked the young pegasus into the room. After the door was shut behind her, she found the princess laying on the bed and smiling at her for love.

Rainbow Dash began to talk nervously to the princess of love, "Umm, princess can we ummm... talk about this. I mean you're ummm... married to Shining Armor, for pete sake. I don't think you should-"

Cadance lay her hoof over the pegasus mouth while shushing her. She says to the young pony, "Hush. My husband doesn't need to know about this. Just come and let's make love."

"I-I don't think this is-" Suddenly, Cadance fired her love spell at the Rainbow. She resumed, "I mean... I would love to, my princess."

She climbed on bed and lay besides the princess. They both stared at each other in the eyes and lay their lips together. As they were kissing, Cadance tackles her love victim and show passion to her by her mouth. Then, Rainbow drawn away when the alicorn wings wrapped around her body. She stares into her eyes and just zoned out, leaving the princess to resumed kissing her.

Rainbow Dash reawaken when Cadance stopped kissing her. Instead, she wrapped her hooves around the pegasus neck and nuzzling her cheek with hers. Next, she started to begin licking the rainbow pony around her face, causing her to moan. The pegasus try to lick the alicorn horn, but Cadance kept kissing her nose every time she even tried.

Cadance try to kiss the young pegasus on the lips again, but Rainbow trying to play hard to get by drawing her face away. Then, she began to blow her mouth on the rainbow pony cheek, causing her to laugh. When she found the right position, she leaned over and kiss the mare once again. Finally after several minutes later, they were done making love and were panting hardly.

After Cadance freed her from the love spell, Rainbow regain conscious, realized what happened, and she began to panic. She moaned, "OMG!! What have I done?! I just make out with my best friend brother wife!"

Cadance leaned over and gave her a simple kiss on the cheek and said, "I am glad you enjoyed it. You can go along and hang out with Twilight. I'll take a shower."

Princess Cadance unlocked and opened the the door for the young pony. As Rainbow Dash was walking out of the room, she saw the princess giving her a wink and blow a kiss at her. After the door was closed behind her, she whispered to herself, "Oh. My. Celestia."