The Rainbow Suicide
Smooth Criminal
Previous ChapterNext ChapterRainbow Dash stood on top of Princess Cadance paralyzed by the presence of the enraged husband. Shining Armor began charging towards the rainbow pony and knocked her off of his wife. Then, he began swinging his sword as the pegasus is dodging every slashes. Finally, she bursts out of their window and fly for her dear life.
As she was flying, she suddenly was fired upon by magic beams. She turned her head and spotted Shining Armor riding on a chariot flying by two Pegasus guards, who had no idea what's going on. She kept dodging every beams from the enraged husband. She even try to escape from him, but he's still on her tail.
Finally, she dived into an dark alley and hide among the crowds. She grabbed some sheets, covered her hips and head, and pretending having a conversation with random crystal ponies. She looked up and keep her eyes on Shining Armor. Luckily, he gave up and fall back to the castle. She removed the sheets and ran off.
Meanwhile, Pinkie was hopping through the halls and enjoy her time. Suddenly, she spotted her friends and Shining Armor in the meeting room. The angered commander shouted at his men, "Triple the patrols throughout the entire kingdom! We're not going to let anyone leaving the Crystal Empire, UNTIL THAT RAINBOW PONY IS FOUND AND BROUGHT BEFORE ME!!"
After the guards and the enraged husband left, Pinkie listen to Twilight and the others conversation. Applejack voice occurred in worry, "Twi, what in tarnation is going here? Why's your brother wanted Rainbow?"
Twilight responded, "We found Rainbow kissing Cadance in her room. Shining Armor just attack her and almost killed her as well."
Rarity voice, "That's horrible darling! Why would Rainbow Dash did such a thing like that?"
"I don't know, but I bout to find out."
Pinkie already know what's going on and grew worried over the innocent pony. Finally, she decided to find her friend quickly.
Within the crystal settlement, Rainbow busted into one of them and hidden in it until everything cools down. Till the meantime, she remains inside, hugging her knees, and rocking back and forth, hoping everything will be over soon. Suddenly, she was scared by Pinkie Pie random appearances. She calmed down and spoke to her friend, "Oh ha Pinkie. Please don't tell me that you were followed!"
Pinkie responded with care, "Calm down Dashie. Don't worry, I wasn't follow. I mean who can actually track down my movement."
The frightened pegasus look out of the punch up holes she made within the crystal and whined, "Oh man, Pinkie, I don't think I can take it anymore! Twilight brother will do anything to get his hooves on me! I think I am going to die!"
"Calm down Dashie. I think you're being over dramatic."
"Pinkie, this is Shining Armor we are talking about. The commander of Equestria armies! Most importantly, the husband of Princess Cadance, the princess I kissed right in front of him!"
Pinkie just realized all about Twilight brother and she responded, "Yeah... you're gonna die."
"Ah man. I don't know what to do-"
Then suddenly, there was a knock from the build up door and the voice they both recognize. The voice of Twilight have spoken, "Rainbow Dash! I know you are in there. Let me in."
Rainbow was shaking in fear by her best friend presence, until Pinkie calmed her down. "Relax Dashie," the random mare said. "I got a idea." She turned towards the door and spoke to Twilight in a weird voice, "There's no Rainbow in here. Just a crystal mole rat living in here."
"Ha Pinkie."
Pinkie leaned toward her and whispered, "She's good."
Rainbow took a deep breath and opened the door for her friend, hoping she wouldn't harm her. After she opened the door, she began pleading, "Please don't hurt Twilight! I-"
"Calm down," Twilight cut off her pleading, "I am not mad. I'm just happy my brother didn't kill you." She hugged her best friend in comfort. After they both separated, she turned towards Pinkie, "Pinkie, can you wait outside? I want to talk to Rainbow Dash alone for awhile."
"Okey dokey lokey," she cried with joy and exited the crystal.
Rainbow Dash sighs in comfort, knowing that her friend isn't mad at her, and says, "I am so grateful that you're not mad at me, Twilight."
Twilight responded, "No. Like I said I am not mad at you... I AM FURIOUS!!" Then, her entire mane turned into flames of fury. She roared in a Equestrian voice, "HOW DARE YOU KISSED MY SISTER!!" The inferno princess roared in anger and destroyed the crystal they're in.
She began marches towards the frightened pegasus, until Pinkie Pie jumped in with her party cannon. She shouted towards her friend, "RUN DASHIE!! I WILL HOLD HER OFF!!" After Rainbow ran off, the party pony fired her cannon at the enraged princess. Twilight grabbed the cannon and thrown it away. Pinkie whined, "HA!! You owe me a party cannon! You think those grow on trees?!" Finally, as Twilight resumed growing her rage against her friend, Pinkie shouted as she flown away, "CAUSE THEY DON'T!! I TRY!!"
Rainbow Dash was running away from the wrathful princess, but when she turned around, the enraged princess is close on her tail. She try to fly away from her in maximum speed, but due to her enraged fire she's catching up. She even try to make her crashes into crystals, however she bursts through them by her mighty flames.
When all hope seems lost, the rainbow pegasus began to form her only hope technique, the sonic rainboom. She began to to fly straight in max speed, trying not to lose focus on her secret weapon. Then, she was beginning to form her ultimate technique and escaping her firing friend.
Then suddenly, before she released her rainboom, until she was pulled back and tossed to the ground. When she gotten back up, she founded Shining Armor presence before her, with flames flaring from his manes. Twilight landed by her brother side and both of their flames touches.
Rainbow Dash was about to flee again, until the two siblings formed a wall behind her. The unfortunate pegasus stood helpless as they were walking towards her with hatred in their eyes. Both of their horns forms inferno magics while the rainbow pony was about to meet her maker.
Both of them were about to punish her by fire, until they stopped when Princess Cadance landed right in front of them. Both of the siblings dissolve their beams and returned to their normal manes. Shining Armor spoken first, "Cadance, what are you doing? We almost could've kill you."
Rainbow Dash cut in, "Oh what, y'all don't care about killing me. Seriously!"
"SHUT UP," Shining Armor yelled at her. "YOU KISS MY WIFE!!"
"No," Princess Cadance said. "She didn't kiss me."
"WHAT," every pony shouted confused.
"Rainbow Dash saved me."
"What," her husband confused. "Cadance, what do you mean she saved you?"
"Yeah," Twilight joined, "I want to know as well."
Princess Cadance began to explain, "Alright, here's what happened. While I was taking a nap, a changeling entered the room and injected a poison juice into my mouth. When Rainbow Dash check on me, she immediately attack and defeated the assassin. Finally, when she spotted the poison left on my lips, she sucks the poison out of my mouth. So you see, Rainbow wasn't kissing me, she's trying to save my life."
The three ponies were speechless and surprised by her explanation. Shining Armor was mostly confused and spoke, "I-I-I-I didn't know that she was trying to save your life."
Twilight added, "Me neither." The siblings turned towards the pegasus and spoken, "I am sorry, Rainbow Dash. I'm sorry for trying to hurt."
"I'm sorry too," Shining Armor apologize as well. "I am sorry for trying to murdering you and trying to turn your remains into ashes."
"It's alright Twilight," Rainbow accepted her best friend apology. She turned to her friend brother, "Ummm, it's alright... Shining Armor. I guess."
"Rainbow Dash. I would like to thank you for saving my wife life. You really are the element of loyalty." He saluted at her false bravery. "Come on everyone, let's heads back to the castle."
"Yeah," Twilight added. "I'm pretty sure the girls want to know what really happened. Let's head back."
As they were about to head back to the castle, Cadance pulled the pegasus back and says to the others, "Y'all can go ahead. I wanted to give my special thanks to Rainbow Dash."
As they were finally out of her sight, she sighed in relief and give thanks to the princess, "Thankyou! Thankyou! Thankyou!! Oh, thank you Princess Cadance! I can't believe they-"
Suddenly, Cadance tackle the young pegasus to the ground, causing the fright to the young pony. Rainbow already knew why the princess of love lied to them, so she can have her all to herself. She leaned over to her ear and whispered, "Meet me in my room. I'll make sure Shining Armor won't show up. Until then, we're not even." She kissed her on the cheek and got off of her.
When Rainbow gotten up, she watches the princess of love walk away from her. Then suddenly, Cadance turned around and gave the rainbow pony a wink, causing her to blush.
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