I just CAN'T understand...

by Dank Pit

In this world...It's kill or be killed

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Frisk had finally beaten Omega Flowey, he was sitting, injured, waiting, already knowing she'd just spare him again, but he found pleasure as he felt the old blade cutting through his flower body, bringing a smile to his face breathing out, "Finally, you understand" before freezing the game and dying, forcing a quit. He was disappointed to wake up again, hoping for it to just be the end of him, he was wrong, oh so wrong.

Flowey had woken up not long after and he was... at the edge of a forest on the surface? "H...Huh...? Where am I? Why am I not dead?! I'm pretty sure Frisk just killed me!" Flowey had then overheard a nearby conversation happening, when he popped into the ground and out from an area he could see them, he saw.... colorful ponies? Well it could be crazier, he thought, before he watched one of them leave the other, saying something about an apple farm, leaving a purple one with both a horn and wings to continue her walk.

This is my chance to start collecting souls, Flowey thought, welp, time to get to it then! before he tunneled into the ground and out, just a few steps ahead of the purple equine, causing her to stop immediately and look at him with a confused expression. "Howdy, the name's Flowey, Flowey the Flower!" He stated, having said this many times before already to Frisk, but he changed it slightly to compensate for their being no monsters or underground. "Golly, you must be so confused, well, no matter! I have something interesting to show you, and we don't even have to go anywhere, let me show you!" He said before he and the purple pony entered the oh so familiar battle sequence. before looking at her soul in the bullet box, which was a light purple. "See that? that's your soul, it's the very culmination of your being, your soul starts off wea-..." He saw her LV, 32, more than Genocide Frisk after killing sans "H-How is it so strong?!"

The purple pony responded "First off, my name's Twilight Sparkle, also, what's that LV next to the 32?" she asked, wondering where Flowey was going with this.

Flowey got back to his 'normal' self before continuing talking, "Oh... Yes, anyway, most souls start off weak, but can grow stronger by gaining LV, what's LV stand for, well, LOVE of course! And nothing ever gets enough love, where I'm from, love is shared through little... 'friendliness pellets', go on, get as many as you can!" he stated as he sent the bullets he spawned towards Twilight's soul, and she was unlucky enough to hit them all, bringing her soul down to 1 HP, before Flowey developed an evil grin and trapping Twilight's soul in bullets. "Y O U I D I O T!!! I N A L L W O R L D S I T 'S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D!!!!" he said before beginning to close them in on Twilight, "D I E!!!!" He laughed before closing them in on her, almost touching her, except, almost right on cue, something got rid of them and brought her health back to full "W-What.... how?" Before looking up to see a larger, white one flying down to land next to Twilight.

Twilight was surprised, but pleased to see her mentor, Princess Celestia, save her, "P-Princess Celestia, how did you know I'd be in trouble?" As twilight was confused on how Celestia knew.

"I am glad I arrived here in time, we knew you would get in to danger at some point, I am glad I came to check on you when I did Twilight, otherwise who knows what would have happened?" Princess Celestia stated before looking towards Flowey with a glare of what seemed to be pure hatred, "Why do you attack the innocent? Have you no soul, or heart?" which caused Flowey to simply smile as if he was friendly.

"Golly, you're spot on there! I have no soul, I have no feelings. In the world I am from, I've read every book, I've burned every book. I've helped everyone, I've killed everyone. I ignored everyone, I befriended everyone." Flowey then developed a more sadistic grin, before continuing, "Hey, want to know a secret? I'm already dead, I am a vessel, a remnant of someone once godlike, I became so by absorbing my best friend's soul, and before you get any wrong ideas, she died of sickness, her last wish was to see her home town once more before she died, but a barrier kept my kind, literal monsters, trapped underground. The next day, she died of her illness, so I absorbed her soul and passed the barrier, I brought her body to her home before she fell into the underground. As I was laying her corpse on the ground, the villagers spotted me, thinking I had killed her, and attacked me, I was a pacifist fool at the time and did not fight back and instead simply walked off, back to the underground, and when I made it back, I died on a patch of golden flowers, and when we monsters die, we turn into dust instead of corpses, so my dust spread into the flowers, about 5 years later I, Flowey the Flower, without a soul or feelings, was born." As Flowey finished his explanation, he entered Princess Celestia into the battle and saw an impressive LV of 182, which caused him to speak up "Oh, and Twilight, you actually gain LOVE by gaining EXP, both of which are acronyms for different meanings, EXP stands for EXECUTION POINTS and LOVE stands for LEVEL OF VIOLENCE ! you gain EXP by killing others, and with LOVE like that, you two must have killed a lot, haven't you, don't worry, I won't tell, I'll SHOW!!! Oh, and also, we are nothing more but pawns in the mind of a man called Teddy Richtofen, he is the one that controls our every movement, who lives and who dies, and so many people who read this and like it must be SICK MINDED! But anyway, you won't understand what I'm talking about you simpletons." Flowey stated before deciding he'd had enough fooling around and trapped both souls in bullets, "oh, and you won't lose your souls when you die, I'LL ABSORB THEM, MAKING ME STRONGER SO I CAN KILL MORE AND ABSORB MORE SOULS, IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE THAT WILL NEVER END!!!" Flowey laughed and trapped their souls, bringing them both down to 1 HP as he still had slight remnants of his old power before he trapped their souls so perfectly that if they moved at all they would die, along with the damage being so severe to the both of them that their horns broke off, making them incapable of magic, before Flowey turned to face nothing and started talking, "Thanks for bringing me to this world Teddy, sit back and enjoy the show from here, I won't come after you or your friends since I can toy using my godlike powers in this world, you prefer me over any other characters in my world, don't you? Well, let's get this show on the road!"


Author's Note

Our show road has begun! from here on out I only control the Author's Notes, the rest is typed up by asr- I mean Flowey. Also, he will communicate with you all through these notes as well, so his words we be italicized so you know who's talking, right buddy?

Yep, that's right, I'll also ask you all on how I should kill each of these, and hey, for all I know we might just get a sequel buddy, just don't get in my way, or else you know what will happen, do you have anything to say Celestia? No? Well, See you all later

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