I just CAN'T understand...

by Dank Pit

Rating: teen
Tags: Tirek, Tragedy, Horror, Discord, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Sad, Other
Length: 4832

Flowey finds himself in the world of equestria, semi-powerless but otherwise normal

Flowey the Flower finds himself in Equestria, disappointed at how friendly everypony is, he decides to try and change that, and who else to start with than a princess? The gore tag is... Questionable. From chapter 2 onward it will be in Flowey's perspective, also, we tore down the 4th wall.

Published 2016-01-19 05:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-19 05:27:44 UTC

In this world...It's kill or be killed

Frisk had finally beaten Omega Flowey, he was sitting, injured, waiting, already knowing she'd just spare him again, but he found pleasure as he felt the old blade cutting through his flower body, bringing a smile to his face breathing out, "Finally, you understand" before freezing the game and dying, forcing a quit. He was disappointed to wake up again, hoping for it to just be the end of him, he was wrong, oh so wrong.

Flowey had woken up not long after and he was... at the edge of a forest on the surface? "H...Huh...? Where am I? Why am I not dead?! I'm pretty sure Frisk just killed me!" Flowey had then overheard a nearby conversation happening, when he popped into the ground and out from an area he could see them, he saw.... colorful ponies? Well it could be crazier, he thought, before he watched one of them leave the other, saying something about an apple farm, leaving a purple one with both a horn and wings to continue her walk.

This is my chance to start collecting souls, Flowey thought, welp, time to get to it then! before he tunneled into the ground and out, just a few steps ahead of the purple equine, causing her to stop immediately and look at him with a confused expression. "Howdy, the name's Flowey, Flowey the Flower!" He stated, having said this many times before already to Frisk, but he changed it slightly to compensate for their being no monsters or underground. "Golly, you must be so confused, well, no matter! I have something interesting to show you, and we don't even have to go anywhere, let me show you!" He said before he and the purple pony entered the oh so familiar battle sequence. before looking at her soul in the bullet box, which was a light purple. "See that? that's your soul, it's the very culmination of your being, your soul starts off wea-..." He saw her LV, 32, more than Genocide Frisk after killing sans "H-How is it so strong?!"

The purple pony responded "First off, my name's Twilight Sparkle, also, what's that LV next to the 32?" she asked, wondering where Flowey was going with this.

Flowey got back to his 'normal' self before continuing talking, "Oh... Yes, anyway, most souls start off weak, but can grow stronger by gaining LV, what's LV stand for, well, LOVE of course! And nothing ever gets enough love, where I'm from, love is shared through little... 'friendliness pellets', go on, get as many as you can!" he stated as he sent the bullets he spawned towards Twilight's soul, and she was unlucky enough to hit them all, bringing her soul down to 1 HP, before Flowey developed an evil grin and trapping Twilight's soul in bullets. "Y O U I D I O T!!! I N A L L W O R L D S I T 'S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D!!!!" he said before beginning to close them in on Twilight, "D I E!!!!" He laughed before closing them in on her, almost touching her, except, almost right on cue, something got rid of them and brought her health back to full "W-What.... how?" Before looking up to see a larger, white one flying down to land next to Twilight.

Twilight was surprised, but pleased to see her mentor, Princess Celestia, save her, "P-Princess Celestia, how did you know I'd be in trouble?" As twilight was confused on how Celestia knew.

"I am glad I arrived here in time, we knew you would get in to danger at some point, I am glad I came to check on you when I did Twilight, otherwise who knows what would have happened?" Princess Celestia stated before looking towards Flowey with a glare of what seemed to be pure hatred, "Why do you attack the innocent? Have you no soul, or heart?" which caused Flowey to simply smile as if he was friendly.

"Golly, you're spot on there! I have no soul, I have no feelings. In the world I am from, I've read every book, I've burned every book. I've helped everyone, I've killed everyone. I ignored everyone, I befriended everyone." Flowey then developed a more sadistic grin, before continuing, "Hey, want to know a secret? I'm already dead, I am a vessel, a remnant of someone once godlike, I became so by absorbing my best friend's soul, and before you get any wrong ideas, she died of sickness, her last wish was to see her home town once more before she died, but a barrier kept my kind, literal monsters, trapped underground. The next day, she died of her illness, so I absorbed her soul and passed the barrier, I brought her body to her home before she fell into the underground. As I was laying her corpse on the ground, the villagers spotted me, thinking I had killed her, and attacked me, I was a pacifist fool at the time and did not fight back and instead simply walked off, back to the underground, and when I made it back, I died on a patch of golden flowers, and when we monsters die, we turn into dust instead of corpses, so my dust spread into the flowers, about 5 years later I, Flowey the Flower, without a soul or feelings, was born." As Flowey finished his explanation, he entered Princess Celestia into the battle and saw an impressive LV of 182, which caused him to speak up "Oh, and Twilight, you actually gain LOVE by gaining EXP, both of which are acronyms for different meanings, EXP stands for EXECUTION POINTS and LOVE stands for LEVEL OF VIOLENCE ! you gain EXP by killing others, and with LOVE like that, you two must have killed a lot, haven't you, don't worry, I won't tell, I'll SHOW!!! Oh, and also, we are nothing more but pawns in the mind of a man called Teddy Richtofen, he is the one that controls our every movement, who lives and who dies, and so many people who read this and like it must be SICK MINDED! But anyway, you won't understand what I'm talking about you simpletons." Flowey stated before deciding he'd had enough fooling around and trapped both souls in bullets, "oh, and you won't lose your souls when you die, I'LL ABSORB THEM, MAKING ME STRONGER SO I CAN KILL MORE AND ABSORB MORE SOULS, IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE THAT WILL NEVER END!!!" Flowey laughed and trapped their souls, bringing them both down to 1 HP as he still had slight remnants of his old power before he trapped their souls so perfectly that if they moved at all they would die, along with the damage being so severe to the both of them that their horns broke off, making them incapable of magic, before Flowey turned to face nothing and started talking, "Thanks for bringing me to this world Teddy, sit back and enjoy the show from here, I won't come after you or your friends since I can toy using my godlike powers in this world, you prefer me over any other characters in my world, don't you? Well, let's get this show on the road!"

Author's Note

Our show road has begun! from here on out I only control the Author's Notes, the rest is typed up by asr- I mean Flowey. Also, he will communicate with you all through these notes as well, so his words we be italicized so you know who's talking, right buddy?

Yep, that's right, I'll also ask you all on how I should kill each of these, and hey, for all I know we might just get a sequel buddy, just don't get in my way, or else you know what will happen, do you have anything to say Celestia? No? Well, See you all later

A partner(?)

Author's Note

From now on the story will be in first person of Flowey's perspective, I advise you to encourage him or feel his wrath.

A partner(?)

It had been weeks since I arrived in this world, killing a few ponies each week, only one managed to escape my grasp, some creature called Discord, a fitting name I guess. I had killed most of this town called ponyville but nobody came to help out these last surviving poor souls, perhaps because I killed all their mail ponies. I had managed to learn the names of the last few surviving; button mash, Discord, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity (who reminds me of mettaton), Pinkie Pie, technically the 2 first victims who are barely alive, and a zebra. I decided to knock Discord off that list before he got help, so, thanks to his 'greater than you' personality, I simply went to the deserted town square, now filled with corpses and limbs, and shouted out for Discord to face me or have his friends be killed. To my expectations, he appeared, anger in his eyes as he just stared me down, and I just smiled. We both knew why he hated me, I killed his child, Screwball. He finally spoke after a couple of minutes.

"You really are quite a disgusting creature, or whatever you are. But let's get to the point, you want to eradicate all living things, correct?" I simply nodded, "Well that is just disgusting. At least tirek left his victims alive to rule, you just show no mercy." Afterwards we heard a deep, commanding voice not too far away.

"Did somebody say my name? I swear if I see you again Discord..." After which Discord instantly disappeared, leaving some sort of large red centaur to spot me past the buildings, thinking I was a normal flower, until I looked at him and spoke.

"Howdy there, the name's Flowey, Flowey the Flower," when I started talking confusion came upon what I could only assume to be tirek's face, "Golly you sure seem confused, you didn't learn of the mass murderer of Ponyville? Well, no matter, you seem like a strong fella, how 'bout we work together? You obviously need more power and you can suck more power out of a corpse then a live pony, I'm actually STRONGER then you think thanks to all the souls I've absorbed, about 400 by now, but it's still not enough to reach my true form, so how about we work together, you get the power I get the souls, deal?" I stated, knowing I would eventually kill him for his power and soul, I would use him like the fool he is.

I could tell he was thinking hard about it, probably if it's a good idea to work with a murderer, or more importantly, a flower with powers stronger than a god, so I wouldn't be surprised if he, it, whatever that monstrosity is was deciding. I just plan on killing it after it was no longer useful to me. "...deal." I heard Tirek say, which I smiled in response to his answer.

I then popped into the ground and back up right behind him before speaking in a much more threatening tone "And don't even THINK about betraying me and killing me when I least expect it, I don't need sleep, and when someone isn't a partner of mine, I have a simple thing to say, IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED, so just don't try anything funny, alright Tirek?" He was surprised at how quickly I appeared behind with little trace of where I was going except for my voice. "So, let me know when you're ready to kill Discord, he's the prime target for now, but right now, go get some rest, it's hard to catch and kill when you're as slow as Papyrus." I then remembered that he didn't know who papyrus is, so I said this, "it's somebody from my world, or universe, I don't know how far I traveled, all I know is that no matter where I go, people are still watching me, but you don't understand because of something called 'the 4th wall.'" afterwards I left off to look for victims, hoping to come across some.

Just then, I noticed a couple of voices I hadn't heard before my meeting with Tirek, there were 2 voices, a male and a female I could tell, so I popped up in front of them to 'warn' them of the threat, one was pink and seemed to be another princess being she had wings and a horn, another being a unicorn in... purple armor, which I assumed to be made of amethysts, weak, but flashy. I began talking to them the moment I appeared, "Look out, Tirek's incoming, we need to run!" They simply nodded at this, and looked up to see him closing in on them, I responded by disappearing below the ground and having some vines appear around them except for an opening aimed directly at Tirek, before I closed the vines in, to crush them slowly, but lo and behold, they used their magic to get rid of my vines. No problem, Tirek had caught up to them, then I appeared behind them and brought spike thorns up from under them and impaled them through the abdomens, some sappy last words were said before they died of blood loss, I smirked and took their souls, 2 more for the road! Tirek took the remaining power from them which caused him to... well, look disappointed.

He spoke something I expected "What is going on here?! I barely absorbed any power from these 2!"

I responded with a smirk, beginning to create vines behind him without his notice, "Oh, I should have mentioned that the soul is the source of power, so, all the others' power you've absorbed... are probably dead by now, therefore you have the souls, and it seems that you absorbed them, so, I'll extract the souls the only way possible, by killing you!" I had shoved my vines through his chest, slowly killing him and making him look at his own heart. I giggled before speaking to him one final time, "I'll be taking those souls, you're as gullible as my father!" I laughed before seeing Fluttershy watching me from a distance, I decided to let her go for now, because I needed to rest after absorbing so many souls, so I looked at her, hollered goodbye and went to my spot in the forest, waiting to spread my news with my two "hostages".

death by fandom

I have decided now would be the best time to... Eliminate Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia, before they have any chance to jeopardize my plan of Genocide, so I decided to start with Twilight as she seemed... odd, almost like Frisk, so I decided to eliminate the threat before it's too late and something happens. So I went back to them after I wiped out a nearby town to the south, appleoosa. Allowing me to absorb enough souls to temporarily transform into my Omega, otherwise known as Photoshop form.

As I closed in on her in my new form, she spoke to me. "I know there's some good in you, I can sense it! You can still be a good... thing, if you just try!" This just caused me to give a smirk on my grotesque TV face.

"You really ARE an idiot Twilight, I will never change, I will keep killing, also, with about 50 more souls I will have enough power to permanently hold this form!" I said with a smile before saving a file and killing her over and over again using vines and the mouth laser, I knew that I couldn't afford to extend her death for too long otherwise... the souls would rebel, so I finished her off using my flamethrower, burning her to a pile of ashes and absorbing her abnormally strong soul, which dropped my perma-transformation soul counter down to 45. Oh how I loved the sound of her screaming before she died.

Next I had gone back to my normal flower form, as I wanted Celestia to suffer a slow, extremely painful death for stopping me from killing Twilight earlier. so I popped up in front of her, got rid of the bullets surrounding her and grabbed her with vines by her hooves. I had decided to use an old knife I found in a bakery's basement (which was insanely sharp) to cut her open, thinly slicing off the skin and muscle, causing her to scream in such pain, music to my ears. I then pulled out each organ except for her heart and lungs, but I removed everything else, along with slicing off those sun tattoos on her... what should I call it? I'll just call it the butt. I then cut off the skin, muscle, and nerves from all 4 hooves, causing her to nearly blackout, and finally, I slowly pulled each limb out, ripping each one off of her body except for her left forehoove, which her still alive body hung by, before I decided to put her out of her misery and ripped her head off.

I laughed, absorbing her soul and gaining the strength equal to 20 souls, now I just need to collect 25 normal souls, or Discord's, speaking of which I decided he should die next, so I went off looking for him, noticing the aura of magic that got slowly stronger, I knew I was getting close to him, so I decided that, for the best of my time, I simply kill him quickly.

I was surprised that when I found him he wasn't alone, it seemed he brought an entire army of ponies to try to kill me, and I also spotted ANOTHER Alicorn, I spent a few hours of time reading books to learn about these ponies. I heard them talking to each other, and I haven't been spotted yet, wonderful. I decided to pop underground and right behind Discord, just out of the blue alicorn's view, and spoke, alarming both him, the alicorn, and any nearby units. "Why hello there Discord, I see you brought me all these souls, for that, I shall give you a quick death." I laughed, most of the camp's attention now focused on me, then I realized something, I'm horribly outmatched... somewhat, remember, I still have my power.... But I'll save it, I want to see what's going to happen if I stay like I am.

"This... is the threat Discord? Honestly, we expected something more... exciting or at least Tirek to team with it." Hearing that made me laugh, the whole camp's attention focused on me now, seeing spears everywhere, oh how this reminds me of Undyne, well, before I decimated her completely. And yet, Discord reminds me so much of... Sans, that fat, lazy, yet surprisingly tactical skeleton, ever since I attempted to kill everything, including his foolish brother, Papyrus. How I regretted that decision, Sans gave me about... 30-100 resets before I FINALLY beat him.

"Well, Tirek would be with me......... But I decided it would be more fun to annihilate him, souls hold most of your kind's power, so naturally, I had to kill him so I could have all the power, but worry not, it's never any fun to rule a kingdom that has no subjects, so, after I kill you all, I will use my power to reset time and go back to before I killed anyone, and maybe befriend you all, but, I have no feelings, no real pain, N O S O U L!!!" I looked at them all, apparently all their eyes widening as I spawned in my good ol' bullets "So, who wants to die first? perhaps you, Discord, or how about this Alicorn, or maybe even all the others first? I already killed Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and some sort of pink Alicorn as well, and her husband too." At hearing this, they all gasped, before anger appearing in the blue Alicorn's eyes as she readied her magic.

"We do not take lightly to your actions, no matter what, we will destroy you!" At hearing that, I laughed harder than ever before so far in my time in this strange yet entertaining world.

"Heh, go ahead, kill me all you want, I ' L L C O M E B A C K N O M A T T E R H O W M A N Y T I M E S I D I E!!!" As I felt magic destroy me, but I simply returned about a minute later, which caused her to become enraged, naturally.

"H-how?! I destroyed you completely!" She said, but somewhere in there, I sensed a slight bit of envy, not that I'm surprised since I have SO MUCH POWER!

"Like I said, no matter how many times I die I will always come back, it's probably better for you all to just surrender your souls to me so we can get this over with and I can reset the timeline and go back to normal life!" I said, smiling as I noticed about 300 spears lower, apparently some of them already giving up and accepting fate, good.

Author's Note

I return!
Here's her Death CPO, we hope you found it... amazing :P

Oh, and if one of you artists out there could supply me with some art of Celestia's death, it would be greatly appreciated (but I feel that I may have to move the rating up to M for the brutal death)

Death's call.

Author's Note

I heard you all like brutal deaths, so why not continue, I won't tell who this chapter's victims are, but one of them is from a certain comment in mind. Sorry this took so long, I had been on a hiatus for a while and a lot of stuff has been going on, but hopefully this chapter added will get back the attention.

Death's call.

As I stared back at the Alicorn, I smirked, mockingly more than anything else, "So what's it gonna be? Accept fate or Delay the inevitable? Those who accept their fate will be given quick, painless deaths by a quick little one of my bullets to the brain, that should be enough." Which caused more and more spears to be dropped, afterwards I looked around and came up with a quick estimate of about 250 left, not bad, considering I originally estimated about 2,000 soldiers when I first arrived, so I was satisfied with my results.

I quickly created enough bullets to quickly kill all who surrendered, firing a quick bullet into each of their heads, absorbing nearly 2,000 souls, yeah that's about right. Noting that I had more than enough souls now, I transformed into my omega form, staring down at the remaining 252 through my TV screen head thing. Getting surprised looks from them all, before Discord spoke up, "W-what even are you any more?! you're the equivalent to a giant ball of weeds!"

I just laughed at that description of me, "Well you forgot a few things, I draw my power from souls, I have a giant laser firing mouth... and I have flamethrowers, but your kind is way far behind on technology, I am ahead of anything in this world, I mean seriously, the closest your kind is to my technology is magic." I was smiling through the monitor, wondering when they would notice my bullets slowly forming around the two.

Discord however, was the first to react by sending some sort of energy wave to disperse my shots, seeing as how he seemed to be a large problem to my spree, I knew I needed to kill him first and foremost. so I used my arms in combination with my flamethrowers to block off and repel all the other ponies so I could have a good one-on-one battle. "Don't you get it you fool, it's kill or be killed!"

He seemed to just huff at me, "Ah you are such a naïve fool, there's more to life then survival, maybe one day you'd learn that." He shot a cocky grin at me, I knew he wouldn't be easy to kill, so I knew I'd have to hit him with it ALL at once. So that's what I did, the bombs, flames, finger guns, vine rushing, mouth laser, the giant circle vine balls, and the venus fly trap, all at once. What followed was mass destruction, way beyond anything that I had previously done, which is saying something since I remember how much I had to try to kill Sans, god I hated that.

Thankfully though when I finally got clear sight, he was alive, but injured into paralysis, and since I promised it, I quickly desintigrated him with the laser, absorbing his soul as I removed the surrounding vines, getting blasted in my face by a rather pathetic magic attack, to which I used my Venus flytrap to slowly kill the rest of them, save for the alicorn, to which I turned back into a normal flower to fight, once more bringing out the knife, stabbing her shoulders and moon-tattooed butt, rendering her legs useless, but what I didn't expect was to hear... a heavy, demented laugh just outside my field of view, to which I turned to my right to see... that Pinkie Pie pony, only... her hair was no longer like cotton candy, rather, it was down, she had a demented grin, and she had a knife similar to the one I had, "Awww... you ruined my cape material..." She slowly walked to be face-to-face with me, "No matter, there's other ponies too after all, just don't destroy their cutie marks, I use them for my cape, alright?" She had her knife up to me, I don't know what it was about her but... I was scared.

I nodded, silently slicing the blue alicorn's throat to kill her, absorbing her soul, "Gotcha, and you... you're the kind of pony I'd love to work with!" I was grinning like a madman now, "And besides, there's something special about us creatures, not even hesitant to kill each other if we... got in the other's... way..." I popped into the ground and came back a few feet back.

She smiled, happy I knew what our agreement was fully, then almost as if on cue, we both heard a flapping of wings, as I soon spotted a light blue, rainbow haired pegasus, "Oh uh... this is... bad..." She had a look of regret as I grabbed her with the vines, "Aw man... this sucks..."

I pinned her to the ground, smiling deviantly, "So Pinkie... how should we kill this flying rat?"

She silently walked up to Rainbow, taking my knife and her own, and slowly began tracing them around the base of Rainbow's wings, slowly cutting in, "So... heard your wings were sensitive, Dashy..." She had a demented grin as she continued, "Let's see how long until I make you scream..." I chuckled at it in response, appearing in front of her face, smirking with my tongue out.

My voice soon turned demented as well, "I always wondered what eyes, teeth, and tongue tastes like..." As I jammed a rock into her mouth, and forced her to bite it until all her teeth shattered before taking it out of her mouth, "Wanna watch this? It's about to get Messy..." To which I, rather crudely, jammed my own tongue into Rainbow's mouth as if I was kissing her, taking all the shards of her teeth into my mouth before precisely placing a bullet to cut through her own tongue, allowing me to take it and eat her tongue as well, it was chewier than I hoped, but I dealt with it. Next on the list, eyeballs, simply put, I stuck my tongue into her eye sockets and ripped out her eyes one at a time, loving her blood-gargled screams of pain as Pinkie soon finished cutting off her wings.

I proceeded to take my knife back, and began skinning only the top layer of skin before stopping and looking at Pinkie, "Hey, think you could get some lemon juice, or some salt?" She nodded, knowing where I was going as she went to get it, I rearranged Rainbow to almost look as if she was being crucified, as I cut her open in a Y-shape pattern over her torso, using a couple vine spikes to pin the flaps open as Pinkie came back with a bucket of lemon juice, which she first got some on Rainbow's missing wing spots and her face, before dumping the rest inside her, which caused a blood curdling beautiful scream of pain before I snapped her neck.

This was the beginning of our beautiful partnership.