God of insanity in equestria

So who's first to die said thug 1. Ha ha ha ha how

About me sir. who said that thug 2 ? over here

dumbass. Thug 1 turned and spotted me while

thug 2 made sure not to let the hostages escape.

Who are you said thug 1. Just call me insanity for

Short so you gonna kill me or what ? Sure why

not thug 1 pulled out a knife and started to stab

me repeatedly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha that tickles.

Why are you not screaming in pain !? I can't die

Ha ha ha ha my turn so step right up and explore

The insanity !! (my eyes began to glow green my

teeth sharpens with blood coming down it)

Ah much better time to eat some souls.

One by one the thugs lost their souls.whoop

  Whoop. damn cops can't give me a break. I turn

To the hostages and say your welcome and run

Off with the cops on my demonic tail. see yea

Bitches ha ha h I black out  for some reason

Few hours later

I wake up in a small jail cell. Well at least I ain't dead

I thought and am back to normal. Well lets see who

Caught me. Just then some ponys with gold

armor came and told me to follow them to meet

someone. alright I said. I began to follow them

We walked for a hour till we got to a big gold door

They open it for me and what I saw made me go

Awww how cute three ailcorns ha ha ha. Mind your

Tongue said the white tall one. Ha ha ha you think

You scare me I can't die so celestia how's work.

How do you know my name celestia said. I know all

Of you Luna the beautiful moon goddess and

twilight the egg head princess.luna blushed

And twilight got mad hahahaha look at your faces

But seriously Luna wanna date later if your sis dont

Try to kill me oh I forgot I can't die ha ha