Relapse

"Are you sure?"

These were the first words I heard as I awoke. My head felt too heavy and I was lying on something soft.

"Absolutely positive, I'm an expert on these things you know"

Another voice replied

"Yes as you keep telling me"

The first voice paused

"A... A human? Are you sure Lyra?"

"Of course, I would say he's around sixteen years old, a male, and... Uh"

The voice stuttered

"He's a... a good ... Specimen"

"Lyra focus"

"Yes, sorry Twilight"

There was that name again. Even thinking sent spikes of pain through my head. At that moment I realised that I couldn't remember my own name, Who am I? Where am I from?

These questions plagued my mind, so I decided to try and open my eyes

"Look! I think he's awake"

I sat up and gritted my teeth through the pain

"Ohhh wow..."

I said as I was hit with a wave of nausea

"Take it easy, you've been out cold for a few days"

I looked around me, I seemed to be in a library of sorts, carved out of a tree, with big wooden walls. I then looked to the voice to see two ... Things, one purple and another a greeny bluish colour, and I was shocked as I realised that the voices were coming from them

"I'm sorry if this sounds rude" I said, my throat hoarse

"But what on earth are you?"

"Well, I don't know what an earth is, but I'm a pony!, Twilight Sparkle, I, uh told you in the forest but you probably don't remember"

The purple pony said as she... Was she blushing? Wow, these ponies were strange

"And my name is Lyra" the other pony said "I'm an expert on your race, the humans"

"I'm a - a human?" I replied, I had never heard of a human, but I have no idea why I knew what a pony was either, or even how I could speak.

"Wow, you really don't remember anything do you... Hmmm I wonder if I could teach you..."

"LYRA" Twilight said sternly "now is NOT the time, the poor thing doesn't even know where he is, and he doesn't need to be taught anything like that... At least not yet.."

Twilight shook her head and stared hateful at Lyra "now look what you've done... Sorry" she said, addressing me "Do you have a name?"

"I don't think so" I replied, but for some reason the letter "O" kept coming to the front of my mind

"Something beginning with an O I think" I said nervously

"Well then, that will do!" Lyra said

"Nice to meet you O!" Added Twilight

"Okay, Lyra please keep O company, as I check on Spike over at Rairity's, and NO" Twilight got really close to Lyra "NO funny business, if you know what I mean"

"Pah, come on Twilight, in better than that" Lyra replied

"Okay then" Twilight said, she didn't seem comfortable leaving me with Lyra for some reason

" I'll see you soon O, we still have loads to chat about and explain" Twilight said, as she stepped out of a door I mistook for a knot in the wood.

"Thank Celestia she's gone, she's been really on my case today you know" Lyra exclaimed, then saw my confused and awkward expression

"Sorry O, we've been a bit weird around you, it's just that... Well it'll take a lot of explaining to do"

"I've got a feeling that Twilight will be a while, so please, explain" I replied

"Its… an awkward subject, we ponies have different…" Lyra coughed awkwardly

"Different …. Mating cycles"

"What?" I said confused

"Well, Stallions, they uhh, well they only ... they don't mate for pleasure, and there only in heat for one month a year, whereas us mares, were in heat all 12 months, and mating gives us ... pleasure" Lyra was blushing extremely now

"But what does that have to do with me?" I asked

"I read that humans mate for pleasure too"

I suddenly understood why Twilight and Lyra had been so strange around me, and I was suddenly conscious of how little I was wearing, just a set of boxers.

"Oh, well, umm" I stuttered

"Sorry, Twilight was right, I should wait until she gets back before explaining anything about Equestria to you…. But, I guess she's not here right now" Lyra smirked and pounced on me

"Hey!" I shouted

"Oh, come on, stop squirming, this'll be great" Lyra smiled creepily

At this moment Twilight walked back through the door

"Hey, I forgot the…GET OFF OF HIM" Twilight shouted as she saw what was going on, and a purple

Beam of… something hit Lyra off of me

"Oh my god, O I am so sorry, I KNEW I shouldn't have left her here with you"

Twilight said, as she walked over to me, laying on the floor

"It's... It's fine Twilight, not your fault" I replied

"You!" Twilight shouted as she pointed her hoof at Lyra "Get out of here NOW!"

"Oh, come on Twilight, I was just having a bit of fun" Lyra pouted

"No! you tried to take advantage of O, That's all kinds of wrong! An amnesic Lyra? Really?"

"Whatever" Lyra moaned as she walked out the open door " See you later O" she said slyly, before winking and heading onto the street

"I can't believe her" Twilight said, as she helped me up

"come on , lets get you some proper clothes, im afraid that half the pony's in Ponyville will act like that if you walk down the street wearing that" she nodded at my current attire

"but how?" I asked "from what ive seen, there haven't been any humans to wherever this is before"

"oh don't worry" Twilight smirked "I have a special friend"

Authors note: This chapter was to familiarize the readers with the situation in this universe, and pretty much a warning that it will probably get a little more "M rating" graphic from here on out, Please R&R if you like it :3