Insanity

by TheSorceress

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human, Equestria Girls
Length: 433

started out as a role play became so much more...

Once upon a time. . .
Two fanfic writers did a role play. It ended up with paradoxes, death, and slavery. Then they posted it on FIMfiction. This is that story. . .

Also CAKE!

Two Shippers one computer this is

INSANITY!!!!!!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-07 22:09:04 UTC

How it all began. . .

Once on a peaceful day. . .

Dream Catcher runs into a pole. Then a (insane) girl named Emma came by and did a repeated face palm.

"Really Dream Cather?" She said.

"Huh where'd that come from?" Dream Catcher says rubbing her head from the impact.

"You REALLY need to pay attention more." Just then an idea pops into her mind. "I'll get you a seeing I dog!"

Dream Catcher looks up at Emma, "Am I blind?"

Emma sighs. "Close enough." She says. Then Rainbow Dash and Soarin walked by. "Is that Rainbow Dash TALKING to SOARIN?!"

Dream Catcher stares at the two for an unsettlingly long amount of time  "UUUUUUUUUUUH yes."  Emma rubbed her hands together evilly.

"We;ve got shipping to do!"

Then an old friend decides to drop in.

Dark Link walks into the conversation. . . "Hey."

"What are you doing here?" Emma asks. "*GASP* Role Players/Authors!"

Dark pauses before answering her question "... Ooh ya know magical portal appears out of no where I stepped through and nice to see you too Emma!"

"I will deal with that later. We've got shipping to do!" She pulls a list out of NO WHERE and reads it aloud. "Lets see Soarindash, CheesPie, Sunlight. . . We NEED to make these ships cannon. And while we're at it LINDA!"

Dark is starting to get even more confused so the only thing he says is ," no."

"You're no fun. Anyway, grab that mistletoe , I'm glad it's Christmastime!"

Dark replies once more with "No."

Emma grabs a rainbow gun out of NO WHERE (How does she do this?) and says, "GET THE MISTLETOE NOW."

"No." Dark says "I got your skittles gun."

"I have a better one." She fires it and a bunch of (painful) rainbow light comes out. She then continues to laugh like a mad man.

Dark screams as the (painful) rainbow light hits him and Emma continues Laughing till Soarin and Dash walk by. . .

"Oh crud." She says.

"Stop the rainbows or it'll be the end of Soarin and skittles!" Dark threatens.

'YOU CANNOT HURT THEM!" Emma yells back. *She smiles evilly*

Emma had stopped shooting when Soarin and Dash walked by which gave him an opportunity (But he was still SO confused due to Emma logic)  "Okay....." He says "Welp off to kill Link BAI!"

At this point Emma had a plan. "NO!" She yells and sends him to 1942 Germany. He now has (almost) no powers.

"What" Dark says even more confused now....  "Oh hey Hitler!"  He says as Adolph Hitler walks past.