Ian & Neo invade Equestria

by ChaosAngel

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Alternate Universe, Random, Adventure
Length: 5970

Two 'humans' crash land in Equestria and now have to figure out thier way home

Ian & Neo, two travelers that do what they want when they want. After finishing one of their more recent adventures they find themselves in Equestria and drained of all their powers for the next year. How will they adapt until they finish recharging?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-27 12:44:45 UTC

Crash landing

Best song to listen to while reading this.

Current location - Grandx Castle

"Ha-ha~! We did it, I was seriously not about to keep this up for another 2 hours!" Neo said while cracking his knuckles.

"Looks like we're done with this world, everything should go back to normal within the next few days. Alright Neo lets get... What are you doing?" asks Ian

Neo was bent over the dead body of Grandx, stripping him of all his armor and weapons. "Look we had to hear his rambling for an 3 hours about why he did this, another hour of his grand plan, 5 hours of fighting him, and when we beat him he was like; 'This isn't even my final form.' and we had to go another 2 hours beating that form! I'm taking his stuff and everything else I want too."

"I didn't like him either but still we need to respect his death."

"Nope. Here you can have this sword." Neo tosses a large red sword with a handle made of bone to Ian.

"It is a nice looking sword."

"Alright I'm done we can go now." Neo snaps his fingers causing a large portal to open up. "Where are we going this time?"

Ian pulls out a small black book and turns to a random page. "There's a world that has nothing but jelly people, looks like they have some ancient weapon made from their last king."

"Cool so we're gonna steal it."

"Of course we are, now lets get going."

Ian and Neo enter the portal and began the long walk through the Dimensional Plain.

Current location - Dimensional Plain

"I wonder if he's somewhere close by, that damn worm."

"We haven't seen him for awhile and the last time we did he almost killed us both... again. By the way Neo,"

"Hmm?"

"How are you carrying all that stuff anyway?"

"Oh well," Neo looked up at his pile of full of carpets, tapestries, a throne, pieces of armor, and at the very top was Grandx helmet. "I made it lighter before we left."

"Why didn't you just send it home?"

"I'm taking in all this stuff since that guy was so annoying." Neo jerked his pile causing the helmet to fall down so he could catch it with a free hand. "Hello Grand."

"Ello Neo." The helmet said with the help of Neo bouncing the helmet from the inside and deepening his voice.

"Do you want to come home with us?"

"Yes Neo my old home was so boring and dark and scary but you are so much cooler."

"Yeah I know."

"Neo stop that's not funny. It's creepy for you to be doing like that."

*ROAAAAAAAR*

"Welp it looks like the Continuworm is back." Neo said dropping his pile and getting into his fighting stance.

"Yeah but from which direction this time?" Ian asked pulling his new sword from nowhere and moving behind Neo.

The ground beneath Ian&Neo began to crack and holes started forming, then completely out of nowhere a giant green worm leapt up from a hole and dived down on our hero's.

"OH, SHIT!"

"BRACE FOR IMPACT NEO!"

The worm, with open mouth, dived down and swallowed up Ian&Neo. But don't worry they're not dead the Continuworm does something completely different. Let's follow Ian first

Current location - Outside Fluttershy's cottage

Everything was calm and peaceful as Fluttershy tended to her various animal friends, today she was feeding a family of Duck.

"Here you go Mr. and Mrs. Duck, I hope this enough for you and your entire family this time."

"Quack."

"Oh there's no need to thank me, I couldn't just stand around and watch you starve now could I?"

Fluttershy then noticed her tail being pulled and yanked, she turned her head to see her pet bunny Angel still pulling, trying to get her attention.

"What is it Angel, are you hungry too?"

Angel then stopped pulling and pointed a paw straight up at the sky, Fluttershy looked up to see that the sky had grown dark and red, there were several bolts of lightning as the sky began to rip open.

"What's happening to the sky?"

Dark clouds began to roll in and the lightning was joined by clashes of thunder, a rainbow trail flew by but stopped and backtracked revealing Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash hovered staring at Fluttershy who was still looking up at the sky with her mouth open.

"Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash called out to Fluttershy, seeing though that sh didn't avert her gaze Rainbow tried calling louder. "Fluttershy!" Raising her voice didn't help so Rainbow did the next best thing, yelling. "FLUTTERSHYYYY!"

Fluttershy jumped once she heard her name being yelled  by a familiar voice, she looked at Rainbow Dash with her mouth still open then she looked back at the sky and back to Rainbow, this went on for a few more times before Fluttershy actually said anything.

"What's happening, I thought there wasn't a storm scheduled for today."

"There isn't and this isn't normal weather either, these clouds just formed on their own, me and the rest of the weather team are trying to stop it. You need to get inside and stay inside." Rainbow said as she flew off to join the rest of the weather control team high in sky. Fluttershy hurried and gathered her animal friends into her cottage before shutting the door.

Up in the sky Rainbow Dash had joined with the captain of Squad C, a blue Pegasus colt, he had a yellow mane and tail and his cutie mark was of a tornado. His short mane and tail blew in the wind as he fought the heavy winds blowing against him.

"Are the other captains in position Night Cloud?"

"They're in position but nopony can get any closer than this, there's some sort of forcefield keeping us from getting closer." Night Cloud put his hoof out and it was stopped by spark from the invisible forcefield.

"Then how are we gonna stop this thing?" Rainbow ask

"Captain Night Cloud we just received new information." Another Pegasus had flown over wearing goggles issued to all messenger ponies.

"What is it?"

"It seems that the clouds are opening up and something big is coming out of it."

"What you say!?"

Indeed the messenger pony was right and the clouds began to swirl before opening up like a funnel letting 2 unidentified objects fall through, the clouds then closed up but the storm raged on. The 2 objects fell straight to the ground crashing into it. After several minuets of waiting the storm started to die down and the forcefield had dissipate allowing the ponies to go and check out what fell to earth. Rainbow Dash was the first on the scene but when see reached the area all she found was an odd creature and a hole. The creature began to groan and shift as it sat up rubbing it's head and looking around.

"What are you, and why have you come to Equestria alien?" Rainbow asks trying to sound as if she was the bigger threat then the creature.

"Can you give me a moment, I just got swallowed by a giant worm and dropped off in some weird planet. I'm not in the mood for this old bit." The creature said picking it's self off the ground and dusting it's self off.

"Rainbow Dash what did you find?" Blue Breeze said as he came within talking distance.

"I found some strange creature, it looks all weird and tall and stands on its hind hooves."

"Okay first stop calling me a creature, I'm a human. Secondly I have a name, Ian Okazaki and by the way that's Ian pronounced with an I not an E. And lastly did you see a worm that looked as if it was cut in half, possibly spewing green liquid of some sort?"

"Well regardless of what your name is, as captain of Squad C of CloudsDale and a retired officer of the CloudsDale police force I have the authority to place you under arrest. Tie him up and take him away." Night Cloud calls several of the other Pegasi over, they approach Ian with a ropes in their mouths.

Ian pulls out a pocket watch from his pocket and opens it examining it, the face is badly cracked and the hands are bent but still moving. "I don't really have a choice right now, so I'll cooperate." Ian puts his pocket watch back and places his arms behind him, after being tied up he was lifted to the nearby town of Ponyville and placed in jail.

Current Location - Ponyville Jail Cell #3

Ian sat in his cell which was way to small for his size, the officers kept him tied up and did their best to stay professional and not ask any questions that didn't relate to Ian's descent into their world. After several hours of waiting it was finally dark out and the moon could be seen from Ian's cell. Boredom then set in.

"Hey." Ian called over to the officer pony on duty.

"What?"

"Why are you all horses?"

"Cause we are, why are you... that?"

"Cause this is the form most people from my world are familiar with. Are there any other creatures in this world that can talk?"

"Lot's and by the way we prefer to be called ponies."

"Laaaaame."

"Look shut up, you should be happy they gave you the chance to see Princess Celestia and Luna to decide what to do with you. If it was up to me you'd be 6 hooves under by now."

"Yeah whatever, so can you untie me I want my 1 free phone call?"

"Who on earth can you call?"

"Oh so this is earth good to know, anyway I have someone to call."

"Ugh, I want to say no but it's my duty."

The officer gets up from his desk and comes to let Ian out of his cell, the good part was that the officer was a unicorn. Red coat and long tail with short mane, looked like a bob cut. His cutie mark was a night stick, he probably got it for an unnecessary amount of justice being served. The officer unties Ian and points him in the direction of the phone.

"There it is take your call and be quick about it."

"Thanks. By the way, are you a unicorn?"

"Yeah why?"

"Just wanted to know." Ian walks over to the phone, as he makes his way over he pulls out his black book and writes into it. "So far I've encountered two types of locals, the mythical Pegasus, and Unicorns. Not sure what other types of species are around. I've also gained info about princess's, obviously the current rulers." After Ian put's his book away he picks up the phone and dials a number he's very familiar with. The phone rings awhile before someone on the other end picks up.

"Who are you and how did you get this number?" The voice on the phone asks.

"Shizune it's me, Ian."

"Ian!? What happened to you and Neo you both suddenly dropped out of our radar."

"We were attacked by that freaking worm, we attacked its insides and cut it half but since it was going through a portal we got thrown into some random world. I wish I could tell you more but it looks like I'm out of time."

"Alright I'll see if I can find where Neo is."

"I checked on a small scale, he's not in this universe so he must be in a alternate version of this one."

"I'll run a large scale scan for his energy. Try to get in touch as soon as you can."

"Alright."

*Click*

"Back in your cell and try to keep your mouth shut. Your voice annoys me."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going. I just hope Neo isn't doing something stupid."

Now that we've seen the mess Ian is in lets see how Neo is holding up.

Current Location - Sweet Apple Acers

"Thank y'all kindly for helping me with this order girls." Applejack said pulling over a cart full of apples.

"It's my pleasure Applejack, I've always wanted to learn how to bake but I'm not the best at cooking, or baking or anything that involves preparing complicated dishes." Twilight says using her magic to take the apples and put them into a large machine with Pinkie Pie running on it causing the apples to be crushed into sauce.

"This is so much fun! I've never made applestrawberrybananablueberryjam before and I didn't even know it could taste this good!" Pinkie had pulled a jar of the finish product out from nowhere and dumped the contents of it straight into her mouth. "Mhmmm, this stuff is delicious!"

And just like the previous storm, clouds rolled in and darkened the sky but unlike the other time they were quickly destroyed by a flaming object flying straight at the ground.

"What in Celestia's name is that up there?" Applejack said holding a hoof above her eyes to shield them from the sun.

"I don't know but lets check it out, it could be dangerous." Twilight dropped the apples and proceeded over to where the object was landing.

"Or it could be a party meteor!" Pinkie Pie was off the machine and hopping right behind Twilight and Applejack.

Where the f**k am I?!

Where the f**k am I?!

As you read in the last chapter something was currently falling to earth and Twilight, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie all went to check it out. Let's see how that's going. Also if you're gonna dislike this tell me why at least so I can improve.

Twilight and friends followed where they saw the object fall as fast as they could, the falling object was picking up speed but held it's straight course. It was suddenly engulfed with fire as it picked up to much speed from it's fall.

"Everypony take cover!" Twilight yelled as she ducked behind a large rock nearby.

Applejack jumped behind  a tree, and Pinkie Pie hopped into a bush. Twilight looked from behind her hiding spot and could hear faint yelling coming from the object. "Is there somepony falling with it, our is somepony around us hurt?

*Crash*

A large shock wave was sent out as the object made impact with the earth, the shock wave blew anything that wasn't heavy enough or bolted to the ground away. It scorched the grass around the impact zone and the shock wave bent several of the weaker trees in the area, a huge cloud of smoke formed and dirt was thrown everywhere.

"Can anypony see what just landed?" Twilight said while rubbing dirt out of her eyes and waving away the smoke around her.

"Ah see something tall, it looks like it's attacking something." Applejack begins to cough from inhaling to much smoke. "Wish all those smoke would blow away."

"GET YOUR FUCKING TENTACLES OFF ME!" A voice called out from somewhere in the smoke

"Was that you Pinkie?" Applejack asked looking around for her friend.

"No I'm right behind you." Pinkie Pie said with a smile on her and a small giggle.

"OH GOD IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME AGAIN!" The voice called out again with a bit of fear.

"Hold on there partner, we'll help ya out when we find ya." Applejack as she began to fumble around looking for the source of the voice. "Hey Twi do you think you could do something about this here smoke?"

"Hold on give me a second," Twilight's horn begins to glow purple with the activation of the spell, wind began to blow forcing all the smoke to fly in the direction in which Twilight commanded. "There now we should be able to find the pony in trouble."

"I found him," Pinkie Pie yells over from a small crater in earth, she was looking down at the funny looking creature struggling with a weird looking worm that was spitting out juices all over him. "I don't think he's a pony but he sure does look funny."

"HEY INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE, WHY NOT COME AND HELP ME?!"

"Alright." Pinkie Pie jumped down into the crater without a second thought, she slid down the edge straight into the creature knocking him over and causing the worm to be hurled into the air.

"Oh shit," The creature fumbled around trying to get on his feet and climb out the hole to catch the worm. But luck was not on his side and the worm hit the ground and quickly burrowed underground to escape it's attacker. "Damn it got away, and now I gotta find it."

"Hey you," Applejack said as she slowly and cautiously approached the creature. "What did you do with ma friend Pinkie?"

"Pinkie?" The creature raised an eyebrow and looked down into the crater then back at Applejack. "You mean the pink thing in the hole?"

Pinkie Pie's head popped up over the edge. "Hi my names Pinkie Pie, whats yours? Pinkie Pie asked after she pulled her self out of the crater.

"It's Neo... Neo Zilla..." Neo responded.

"Where are you from Neo?"

"Uh... earth."

"We're all from earth silly, I meant what city or town or country or village or palace or tribe or-" Pinkie was cut off when she noticed Neo walking away.

"Look I'm sorry but I don't have time for this, I need to find a friend, and someone who isn't obviously on a sugar rush that could help me."

"Well why don't you ask me for help then." Twilight says as she joins the rest of her friends around the crater.

"Oh great, more mini horses," Neo said while throwing his hands in the air. "Fan-fucking-tastic, maybe I can find a mini zebra while I'm here!" Neo went into his pocket and pulled out a green orb, it was perfectly smooth and shining with a color Neo named after himself, Neo Green. Neo then got on his knees and placed his hand on the earth."

"What are you doing?" Applejack asked while watching Neo's odd act.

"Ian's not on this planet, he's not even in this universe, and I can't leave until I capture that worm either. Well I don't need help from any horses,"

"We're ponies mind you."

"Whatever, I'm out." Neo's green orb began to glow and the shattered in his hand, and as Neo stood there with his mouth open and a twitching eye a small piece of his soul died along with his orb. "It took me 5 years to make this, I... I had to find so many cracks in the fabric of space to just shape it. The material was made from the power emeralds of that awesome planet which name I can't remember right now because. I'm. So. FUCKING. PISSED OFF NOW!"

Neo started to yell at the top of his lungs, his voice was loud enough to be heard by nearby Ponyville. Neo's anger was causing the ground beneath our three ponies to shake violently.

"Hey you gotta calm down!" Twilight yelled to Neo, trying to keep her balance was becoming a fruitless effort.

"SCREW THIS PLANET, SCREW THIS UNIVERSE! YOU KNOW WHAT," Neo held a hand up into the air and spawned an energy ball the size of a basketball, he looked over at Twilight. "FUCK THIS PLANET!" Neo was about to throw it on the ground, lol, but was stopped when he heard Twilight yell again.

"Above you!"

"Above me?" Neo looked up and saw a smaller portal like the one he uses above him, several of the things he took from Grandx castle began to fall through, right above him remind you. "Ah fuck." Neo was hit over the head with several very large objects, lets run down some of the things that hit him. A full set of armor, a throne, a dark marble column, several doors, a barrel full of stuff, a statue, an untrustworthy statue, a small golden statue, a pig (that ran away we it got the chance), and several bottle of landanamnamnamnamnam. "I'm out..." Neo said right as he fell to the ground into his pile of loot.

"I'm not sure if I should, but help me get him back to the hospital so they can run some diagnosis on what he is." Twilight said as she used her magic to move several of the items away so they could all get to Neo.

Current Location - Ponyville Hospital (Don't ask me how they got him in their without anypony noticing, I don't even know

Neo laid in the 2 beds it took to accommodate his size, he was hooked up to several machines.

"Ugh, being unconscious is as boring as it always is." Neo thought to himself inside his mind while he waited for his body to recover.

Well look who I can finally get into contact with.

Ian!? How the hell are you inside my mind!?

"It's because you're stupid and it makes it easier for me to find you. But my pocket watch is cracked so I can't talk long."

"Where are we?"

"According to what info I could gather, we're in a world called Equestria. It's inhabited by talking ponies. I'm not sure what other animals can talk so far but I want you to come to my current location asap."

"I can't my favorite orb broke and I'm gonna have to wait until I can get the energy to make another.

"And how long is that going take?"

"Um... a year.

"*Sigh* Alright Neo in this year look for that worm and destroy it before it regenerates. And do whatever you can to be as nice as possible to the locals."

"Whatever."

"Is he going to be alright Nurse Redheart?" Twilight ask as she enters the room where Neo is being kept.

"Well his head isn't damaged, and he's in stable condition but I've never treated somepony like... this. What is he anyway?"

"I've been researching his species and he closely resembles a creature called Human. There's not much known about them so I'm going to take this opportunity to learn as much about them as possible."

"Hey Twilight," Rainbow Dash had came to the hospital with Rarity and Fluttershy on Twilight's behalf. "Where's this thing you wanted to show us?"

"it's right here." Twilight waved the three of them over so they can get a closer look at Neo.

"Oh my, what kind of creature is this?" Rarity ask backing away slowly in slight disgust.

"It's a human, according to what I've read on them, they went extinct millions of years ago."

"Well this one isn't much of a sight now is he, and just look at that hideous green hair."

Neo suddenly sat straight up and looked down at Rarity. "Hey, shutup." Neo then got up and pulled out the various things stuck into his skin. "I hate hospitals, always trying to stick me with things and then getting pissed when they cant find whats wrong."

"Excuse me sir but you just can't take those out." Nurse Redheart said to Neo, she tried to put some of them back in but Neo kindly refused.

"I'm fine just don't put anymore needles or tubes in me without asking."

There was ringing coming from outside the room. "I'll take your word for it since I have to answer that, it's probably my son. He's currently in Hoofington studying for his Doctoral Exam and he's been keeping me updated on his progress. Nurse Redcross leaves the room to answer the phone leaving Neo alone with Twilight and friends.

"Excuse me," says Twilight as she levitates a check board and a pen in front of her. "If you don't mind me and my friends would like to ask you a few questions."

"How about you go fu..." Neo remembered what Ian asked of him, and to Neo it meant that if didn't listen to him it would mean he would experience hell on whatever planet they are on. Neo cleared his throat and finished his sentence with a different word instead.

"First, I'd be happy to answer any questions you all have." Neo puts on a fake smile to show he's at least trying to be nice.

"Good, then I'll begin. What species are you?" Twilight ready's her pen to write down Neo's answer.

"That's answer is a lot harder to answer then you think, I guess you can say I'm a human."

"Let me go next," Rarity says. "What's wrong with your hair?"

"There's nothing wrong with my hair it's been green since I was born, and I like it this way."

"Um... can I go next, if it's okay with you, I mean don't want anypony to not have their question answered." Fluttershy goes on.

"Just ask your question already." Neo says stretching his arms and letting out a big yawn.

"Oh okay... um... Do you have any magic like Unicorns or can you fly like Pegasus?"

"Well I do have magic, and I can fly but at the moment I can't do either."

Rainbow Dash hovers in front of Neo with crossed hooves and an mean facial expression. "Who are you and why are you here anyway?"

"My name is Neo Zilla, and the reason I'm here is an accident. My friend Ian and I were traveling through this area called the Dimensional Plain when we were attacked by this huge worm that eats the energy in the Dimensional Plain which causes holes in the fabric of time & space. We got eaten and on our way through it's digestive track it entered a portal and we split it in half which caused us to get thrown into your world."

Neo was asked several more questions about his world and what his life was like before they all left the hospital and went to Twilight's home. At this same time Ian was taken from the Ponyville jail and was placed into a carriage bound to Canterlot to see Princess Celestia and Luna.

Authors Note: Arrrrrgh I'm sleepy, need musical ponies to help me get to sleep. Well anyone who can guess what happens to Ian or comes close enough will win the special prize in the story.

Getting on their good side

Current Location - In the back of a police carriage

Ian sat in the carriage, he was to big for it and had to rearrange himself in a very awkward manner so he could write in his book to record his discoveries. "Today starts my first official log of this world, everything else I've written will be rewritten into this log. Ian's log I: I'm currently being taken to a city on a mountain called Canterlot, with what these ponies have said I'm guessing their rulers reside in Canterlot. I'll have to do what I can to make sure I don't come off as a threat to their world. Extra Note: My pocket watch is broken but slowly repairing itself so I'll be able to use my powers in a few weeks when its done. If I try to know it might restart the restoration process. How much longer until I can get out of here?"

"It's going to be another half hour." One of the two officers pulling the carriage said.

"Well can you speed it up I think my legs are falling asleep, as well as my arms and both my feet."

"We would've been there an hour ago if you weren't such a fat ass!"

"Then you can wake me up when we get there."

Ian readjust himself to get in the most comfortable position he can before he drifted off into a slumber.

30 minuets later

The carriage came to a halt at the entrance of the city of Canterlot, the officers unhinged themselves and moved to the back of the carriage to unlock and let Ian out.

"Should we wake him up?" The Pegasus officer asks.

"Nah, I got a better idea." The Unicorn officer takes a rope with his magic and hog ties Ian, he pulls on the rope and drags Ian off the carriage right into the ground.

With the sudden felling of falling Ian is jolted awake and his first sight is the ground and the taste of dirt in his mouth. "I swear to your god I will get you back for this." Ian lifted his head up and wriggled his body as he tried to move. "And I'm tied up, why does everyone fell the need to tie me up?"

"Hey shut up here come the royal guards and let me tell you they can do to you what they want until the Princesses say other wise."

"So I'm going to be raped?"

"Just... just shut up."

Three royal guards approach pulling a carriage behind them, the largest one was an Earth Pony and spoke for the entire group. "Are you the ones who are here dropping of the alien?"

"Yes this is him," The Unicorn officer drags Ian in front the guard and drops the rope in front of him. "He likes to make smart remarks whenever you say something to him."

"We'll take it from here then." The Earth pony gestures for his partners to take Ian, they grab the rope and hoist him into the another carriage. "A reward will be sent to the pony that brought him in at the time of discovery so please inform them to expect it soon."

"Yes sir!" Both ponies say in unison as they ready their carriage for its trip back to Ponyville.

As the royal guards watched them off another carriage approached pulled by a Pegasus arrived and landed, two other Pegasus flew on the sides and touched down. "Welcome Ms. Sparkle and friends, we will escort you and the alien to the Princesses."

Ian and company were 'escorted' to the chamber of the royal pony sisters. After Ian was unpacked and thrown at the hooves of Celestia and Luna he decided to introduce himself in a manner he felt appropriate.

"Am I going to be stuffed into anymore tiny boxes or is this the last time, it's starting to get really annoying."

"That is no way to great our princesses! Introduce yourself!" One of the guards yell.

"Alright, alright. I'll do it your way. My name is Ian Okazaki if you want to know anything just ask."

"I am Princess Celestia, and I must say it certainly a pleasure to meet a new creature in our fair land."

"Thou may call me Princess Luna. Please, where does thou reside from?"

"I come from earth, in a different dimension from this one, and I'm kinda stuck here as well."

"Isn't there a way for you to return to your home?" asked Celestia

"Not until my friend Neo fixes his orb,"

"Exactly what does the orb do?"

"It pulls in energy from the dimensional plane and allows us to go to other dimensions, now I know I said I would answer any question but can I be unchained now? It's getting very uncomfortable, and believe you me I've been in chains hundreds of times before."

"Of course you can," Celestia motions for the guard to release Ian and he does so with an unpleased grunt. "Since we are sure you are not here to cause any damage to our world you can be released but we still can't allow you free roam around by yourself at least. That's why I have called on the Elements of Harmony to be you chaperones while your here."

"That is a responsible condition," Ian pulls out and checks his watch, it was still heavily damaged and the hands were ticking very slowly but it was operational. "But I personally don't like babysitters." Ian pressed one of the buttons on the side of his watch, a magical circle spread around him, the inside looked like a clock ticking with time, the hands slowed to a stop and so did everything around Ian. "I have 5 minuets before time resumes, that should be enough time to get out of this time at least."

*Now lets look at this from a pony's point of view*

"That is a responsible condition," Ian pulls out and checks his watch, it was still heavily damaged and the hands were ticking very slowly but it was operational. "But I personally don't like babysitters." Ian pressed one of the buttons on the side of his watch, a magical circle spread around him, the inside looked like a clock ticking with time, the hands slowed to a stop and so did everything around Ian.

As if he was a ghost Ian suddenly vanished leaving a room full of confused ponies.

"Find him!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew through a nearby closed window shattering it and yelling sorry as she flew to the front of the palace. Twilight and the others began running through the many corridors of the palace looking for the runaway human checking every room they came across.

Outside Rainbow Dash spots Ian casually walking out the palace as if he had just received a trophy from the princess herself. "Hey you!"

"What the hell?"

"And just where do you think you're going!?"

....

Ian ran back into the palace as fast as he could, he looked back to see if Dash was flowing him and she was, and catching up very quickly. Not wanting to be caught Ian used his watch to stop time again.

"Crap, my watch can't even stop time for 5 minuets right now, I'll have to find a room or something to hide in until I can escape." Ian runs up the large stairs and to his right not sure which way he's going but going right has always brought him good luck. As he ran through the corridor Ian stopped and ducked behind a nearby suit of armor, several guards ran by completely oblivious to Ian. "It's effects are getting weaker, I have to hide soon."

Pinkie Pie and Twilight had just rounded a corner and saw Ian hiding, Twilight planned to grab him quietly with her magic and take him back to the princesses but didn't factor in Pinkie Pie.

"Twilight grab him!" Pinkie yelled out, the sentence was loud enough for Ian to hear and he turned to see Twilight reading her magic, he ran from his hiding spot down the corridor warping around and reappearing in random spots. "Can't you stop him Twilight?"

"It would be better if he wasn't warping so much."

"Damn it this thing can't even hold time still for 5 seconds now, but as long as I keep this up she wont be able to grab me. as Ian finished his thought a spark of magic had nearly missed his head, he stopped and turned to see Twilight shooting more at him. "Finally some actual fighting!" I held up his hand and his katana appeared from the dimensional plane. Ian quickly unsheathed it and began disbursing the magic with his sword. "You're not gonna be able to stop me with these weak magic attacks!"

Ian was having so much fun destroying the magic that he forgot he was hiding, several of the guards have came up behind him and surprised him with their shouting. "Stop right there criminal scum! No one breaks the law in my town!"

"Oh... I hope Neo is having a much better time than me right now."

Yeah I know it's been awhile and this isn't a good chapter but I'm tired so deal with it -.- next one is already in work and I'll get back to it sooner then this.