Idea dump

by Charon White

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Romance, Mystery, Comedy
Length: 1335

The idea dump

Hi me. This is where you dump all your weird shipfics.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-05-03 04:58:14 UTC

Why Celestiacord beats Fluttercord.

It was a calm night after the gala. Celestia was staring out into the endless night sky. No matter how much she tried she couldn't sleep. She  just felt very empty. It was then that Celestia felt a presence.

"Discord. Come out already." She said slightly annoyed.

"Oh fine! You know your such a buzz kill." Discord replied obviously annoyed.

Celestia giggled. "Heh, heh sorry Dissy. You know I hate being snuck up on." She replied. "So why are you here?"

"Well I was just in the neiborhodd and thought I'd give you this." He pulled out a medium box.

Celestia opens the box and is shocked by what she sees. It was a golden ring that fit around her hoof. Her mouth a gape she looked at discord.

"Discord! W-Why me? Why now?" Celestia said shocked.

"Well not really looking for marriage but I thought it would be a good way to ask."

"Wait aren't you dating Fluttershy?" Discord gave her a look of annoyance. Celestia understood.

"Very well then discord. Maybe we could go on a date sometime."

"I'd love that as well." Diccord replied.

Love runs deeper than blood

(Takes place in an alternate universe where Claire never dated Illusion and T broke up with Annie.)

Clair stared out into the night sky. She was lonely. Most of her friends had started relationships. Some were even preparing for marriage! Just then her younger brother T walked in from behind.

"Hey Claire how are you?" T asked since Claire had been avoiding all social interaction for the entire day. Now he finnaly had the chance to confront her.

"Well T I've been feeling lonely. Look at how everyone else in in a happy relationship. Why can't I be like that?"

"Well you know I could help you with that." T said.

"Really who are they?!" Claire Said with entusuasm.

"Your looking right at him." T said with pride.

Claire looked at her brother in disgust. "Really T? Your my brother. Even of I accepted how would it work out down the road?"

"Well for one Illusion is dating Nidra. Not to mention I'm sterile and we're both immortal. Really there's nothing to lose."

Claire thought it over for awhile. She then liked the idea. "Okay then T we could give this a try." Claire said with a blush.

"Okay then lets go to sugercube corner tomorrow? T said.

"It's a date!"

After all these years.

Luna walked into her room. She was finnaly aging. Unlike most ponies who got old and wanted to rush though life Luna had done everything she wanted to. Her daughter would be truly immortal living forever more. Luna's mane no longer resembled the night sky. Instead in looked like it did when she was younger. She entered the room and saw her husband Supernova lying on the bed. "Hello there Supernova. Are you ready to fly?" Luna said joking.

"I'm not ready to die yet. Besides you don't have that many years left yourself." He replied

"Ha! True. Well I came to say goodbye. Deny it all you want but as soon as the sun rises your gone." Luna said.

"Well Luna I am glad to say that I was your husband. I am also glad that Nidra is happy." He said satisfied. "Luna can I ask for one final request?"

"Name it."

Could you spend one final night with me?"

"Of course I will."

Then the two spent their final night togther watching the sun rise.

Mending a relationship

It starts with Illusion walking into his bedroom, Nidra close behind. "Illusion is something wrong?" Nidra asked concerned.

"It's nothing Nidra." Illusion said "Just being myself."

"Don't lie to me! If you aren't clinging to me then your trying to distance yourself. I'm worried about you Illusion, just tell me what's wrong."

"Well I'm gonna be honest Nidra. Ever since we started our relationship, I haven't been taking things seriously. I always kept looking at you as my cousion, not as my lover, and I'm sorry."

Nidra looked sad. "I-Illusion, I never knew mmmh ppphhh." Nidra was cut off as Illusion kissed her on the lips. Afetr a second she kissed back and the two were in a passinate kiss. They spereated and fell onto the bed. "All is forgiven." Nidra said as her and Illusion snuggled up under the covers.

Illusion flashed back to the day his life changed. "Illusion, promise me you'll find happiness. no matter who or where it may be." Illusion wasn't sad but happy. He kept his promise and found happiness. The thought of never seeing Claire again saddened him but he knew that wherever she was she was happy. And that's all that mattered. After all. He couldn't leave Nidra alone she could barlet rule over a room let alone Equestria. Plus she was nice to him and very accepting.

Illusion and Claire must decide.

It was a few weeks after Clair gave birth to a unicorn. He looked so much like Illusion. Heck if she didn't know ant better she'd think he was! Just then Illusion walked in. "So how did it go?" She asked him her voice shaking.

"I'm sorry Clair. We have to give him up. I tried to stop them but-" He was cut off by Clair wrapping her legs around his neck, crying into his shoulder.

Just then two guards walk in and see the situation. They wait for the couple to calm down. "Prince Illusion Princess Clairity! Are you ready?"

Clair picked up the unicorn that would have been her son, and gave him to the guards. The guards walk away.

Clair looks to Illusion and begins to tear up. "Why can't we keep him?" Clair asked as she burst into tears.

"Royal orders. We're gonna live forever no heir is needed, so none are allowed." Illusion said as he hugged his wife crying.

The two shared an embrace as they fell onto the bed and passed out.

Tidra finnaly begins.

'Don't worry T I under- T was lying in his bed. Staring at the ceiling he was bored out of his mind. "*sigh* no one's around. Clair and Illusion are away at meetings, Nidra is asleep and, my kids are out and about doing... something." T never really knew what his kids were up to. If he asked he would just get "You'd be surprised in my line of work." From Apollo and Oasis stayed silent about it. After awhile T got hungry and left his bed. After he fixed himself a gem sandwich a knock came at the door.

He opened the door. Standing there was Nidra. "Nidra? What are you doing here?" T asked slightly shocked.

"I was lonely at the castle and thought I'd come by to see you." She said.

"Why are you up? Shouldn't you be asleep?"

"No I'm used to waking up during the day now." Nidra replied with a smile.

"Well I goy nothing to do all day. So you wanna hang out?"

"Yes I would love to." She replied with a slight blush.

The two had a entire day filled with fun. They had so much fun that they hardly noticed it was night time after they left ponyville.

"Um T. Can I ask you something?"

"Sure thing what is it?"

"Well T I'm still in love with you. I didn't want to say because I know you still love Annie. I just needed to say it so I won't have to worry about it anymore."

"Well I never said I had to stop loving Annie to love you did I"

"I understa- Wait! Did you just say that?"

"Yes I did. I think we could work out. You're a hopeless romantic, I'm hopelessly Dense. This could work."

Nidra was overwhelmed with joy and hugged T. T hugged back. They both whispered I love you and broke the embrace. Just as T's kids walked in on them kissing.