HalfPony

You must know that there's something wrong with my file for the next chapter, but I did save the bloopers in another file. These are what I typed when I was bored and wanted to type something else.

As if on cue, a large computer exploded. The sound wave was sent overhead which broke the roof up sending it crashing down on the guard. He was crushed by a chunk of it, sending blood and gore splattering the walls. Then without warning the guard got up and sayed “fuck dis.” Then twilite sparky also sayed “fuck u, I do-do wat ah want.” Twilite then got up to the guard and fucked his face until he exploded in a mass of blod and gre. Then he sayed “oh no. I exploded again. ;_;” twilite the said “yes u’s did. I’s gonna mak u explod again if you’s doesn’t open yo moof, so I can take a da poo-poo in it.” So the guard said fuck it and let her have her ways with him.

Fluttershy awakes, buzzed and light headed. She then sees a dog looking thing, eating a mangled body. As she gets up, it is scared away. She walks to the body and finds it horribly mangled and mauled to where he is unrecognizable. She also spots a pipe and decides to take it, you never know. The yellow mare goes to a door and notices that she’s being followed. She turns around to see a big mac in mi tosh. She is startled and decided to hit with pipe. Mac in mi tosh said “What are you doing? No that makes meh saad ;_;.” Flutterbitch then sayed “U must dye for wat ju did :/.” The mac in mi tosh was angry and wanted her blod. He then scooped her up and pooped her iin to a large rockt which blowed up and he drank her blood and he was happy and sad that he killed her.

THE END

TO BE CONTINUED???

Rarity was stuck under rubble herself. Though she could get out herself, she didn’t want to break a hoof. Applejack quickly got the rubble off of her friend and they looked for a way out.

“Ugh, I think that really hurt my side.”

“Hold on Rarity. I saw a first-aid panel in the next room. You can use that.”

“Well how do I use it?”

“If y’all can press the ‘use’ key, you’re health will gradually increase. You will stop until you gain full heath, or the heath kit runs out. After which it cannot be used again.”