Your Mother

by UniqueSKD

Rating: mature
Tags: Second Person, Comedy, Romance
Length: 3583

Clopfic. Anon's (you) mother has a sexy night with Shining Armor and Big McIntosh. A nonsensical experiment in second-person story telling.

So I heard you like clopfics?

Well, in this delightful little tale, your mother gets her three holes fucked by Shining Armor and Big Macintosh.

An experimental take on Anon second-person story telling. But with yo' mama as the star. This story is for people who enjoy clopfics, and for those people ONLY.

If you're a follower of mine, this isn't a story for you.

Cover art made by myself in, like, under a minute cause' nobody wants to make me cover art.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-21 00:05:16 UTC

Chapter One - The BeCUMining.

Your mother steps quietly towards her bedroom, clean and freshened from her shower. The smell of scented jasmine candles and, rather appropriately for this story, the stench of kinky sweaty sex of past relationships and one night stands, wafted from your mother's bedroom as she approached the slightly ajar door. Opening the door entirely, she - your mother - slowly reveals one perfect and wholly shaven leg around the corner of the door frame seductively, before fully entering the room itself. Your mother raises her arms above her head to show off her curves and lower-back tattoo of that black guy she likes out of the Starsky and Hutch movie, and smiles sultrily as she eyes the two hunk'a'licious blokes laying in her bed sheets.

Well actually on top of them. And they're not blokes. Well, they are, but not the same species, is what the author is trying to say. Believe it or not they're actually two large technicolor horses. Stallions, to be more precise.

"Why hello there, reader's mother," says one of the stallions. He is a big white stallion with a shield cutie mark. He has a large thick and very, very hard horn poking out...from his head. He whips aside his sapphire blue mane with darker shaded streaks in slow motion, his Baywatch levels of sexiness making your mother bit her lip in ecstatic anticipation of the fuckfest that is to cum. (Get it? Come? Cum? Cause they sound the same? Brilliant gag this, innit?). Your mother leaks a little bit of wee-wee juice as the bwig and strwong stallion gives her a cheeky waggle of his eyebrows. We shall call this character...

...Shining Armor. Because it is Shining Armor. Of course if you saw the character tags for this story you'd know that already.

"Hello boys," your mother replies eyeing the two horses up and down, left to right, horizontally and diagonally, obtuse and acute, clockwise and counter-clockwise. She lets her arms fall back down to her sides, and walks very slowly towards the bed, making sure to take her time so as to pad out the pacing of this clopfic and make the fucking reader wait patiently for the sexy shenanigans to happen.

Just fucking wait, okay? You impatient bastard!

The second stallion, a big beefy red-coated earth pony motherfucker - appropriate term all things considering LOL #smileyface - with a short brilliant orange mane grinned back at your mother and shuffled from his spot on the bed, gesturing for your mother to cum over (Do you think the author likes this joke?) and sit between the two stallions. "Git that darn fine white honky ass o' yers ova' ere'," he says playfully, motioning to your mother over. His deep manly - or is that 'stallionly'? -  voice amps your mother's sexual lust up to eleven, and she licks her lips at the thought of taking a bite out of that delicious looking apple cutie mark he's got on the side of his bum bum. One of his hooves is patting the spot between him and Shining Armor, the other is massaging his raw red rocket furiously.

That's code word for cock, I think. Anyway, we'll call this stallion...

The Dr Evil meme has been doubled!

...Donut Steel.

Actually we'll call him Big McIntosh. Because Donut Steel is a crappy porn star name now that I think about it.

Anyway, your mother smiles as she does what she is told like the good little sex toy she is about to become. "Yes, my masters," she says with a sexual moan in her voice. Or it could have been a groan since she's had a bit of a bad back as of lately. Your mother makes a mental note to buy some Volterol cream to soothe that backache in the morning. Also more milk, definitely need to get some of that too.

She takes off her bath robe slowly, giving a cheeky flash of her shoulders, before letting the whole thing slip off her curvy body and drop to the floor. Underneath the robe is revealed a silky black bra and thong with a expertly stitched pattern of silver lacing, that she ordered the other week out of the Victoria's Secret catalog (page thirty-five, item accessory number fifty-four, if you recall correctly).

She does a sexy little pose showing off her slim and finely toned figure off to her stallion playmates before she clambers onto the bed, which causes her to bounce a little due to the mattress being quite springy. Her voluptuous jiggly boobies wibble-wobble a bit from the vibrations, and the sight arouses Shining Armor and Big McIntosh a lot, because their cocks start to lift themselves up and rise semi-erect. Like flaccid soldiers being called to attention.

The stallions watch with very keen eyes as your mother squeezes herself in between them, sandwiching herself like a curvaceous sausage in a tidily groomed hairy bread roll until she is nice and cozy. Their furry coats make her feel very warm, and increase her horny mood stats by plus three points. She puts her arms around the two stallions, resting her hands on their shoulders, and she looks at at both of her lovers who are looking very eager to start the show.

Seriously, they have camcorders, microphones and studio lights set up and everything. What goes off in the bedroom tonight will be going straight on to PoneHub tomorrow. Your mother gave her consent beforehand so she knows about it, don't you worry.

Your mother clears her throat before she speaks. "So," she begins as she strokes Shining Armor and Big Mac's shoulders gently, "which position do you handsome pony boys want to try out first?"

Shining Armor and Big Mac rub their chins as they ponder for a couple of moments. "Well, what choices are there to pick from the menu?" Shining Armor inquires.

Your mother taps her cheek in playful thought. "Well, let's see what tonight's menu actually offers us," she replies. A holographic drop-down menu suddenly appears in front of them, displaying a list of sexual techniques mostly taken from out of the Kama Sutra.

Special edition hardback complete with a foreword from the author for only $9.99. Advertisements in a clopfic? What will we think of next?

"Whoa," Big Mac whistled as he watched your mother cycle through the different sexual positions and stances. "There's sure a lotta'  different things we can do ta each other." He squints his eyes at one of the images on the screen, and quickly pulls back in surprise. "Is that one even legal?" he wonders aloud.

"Well hurry up and pick something already," Shining Armor grunts in sexual frustration as he crossed his forelegs with a frown. "My dick is starting to go soft, and the reader's probably getting bored of waiting for the fucking fucking to commence."

Your mother rolls her eyes and crosses off the menu, causing it to disappear into nothingness. "Okay okay, no more fooling around. How about we start things off with a simple bit of wanking and work our way up from there, hmm?" she suggests to her sexual play pets.

Both stallions nod their heads in agreement. "Yeah, that works for me," Shining Armor chirps cheerfully as he lifts his weight up and seats himself upright on the bed, sat on his haunches with his massive throbbing horse cock nestled against his stomach. "Okay, reader's mother. Get those fucking fingers around my fucking dick, you fucking slut," the white stallion orders your mother with a 90's male porn actor tone of voice.

"And around mine too, please," Big Mac adds politely as he begins to stroke his member to keep it nice and stiff. Somehow, it starts purring like a cat as he does so.

Your mother sits upright and smiles. "As you wish, my masters," she says.

Your mother reaches out and grabs both stallion's dicks, wrapping her neatly filed fingers around the throbbing fleshy stalks. Her video gaming nerd instincts overtake her as she randomly reflects on how similar the thickness of their dicks are to that of an old arcade joystick, and she begins to fantasize herself playing on a 90's retro arcade machine playing Galaga, jerking the two cocks about like analog controls and shaking them all about to avoid being blown up.

Basically, think of these as two large horse willies, and your mother is pretending to be playing a video game with them.

Your mother's constant pulling and waggling of Shining Armor and Big Mac's cocks causes them to moan from the pleasure they're receiving. It feels like heavenly angels are massaging their squirting sausages and the service is free of charge. "Holy fucking shit, reader's mother!" Shining Armor murmurs in the midst of the handjob pleasuring. "Your magic fingers are making my dick happy!"

"Eeyup!" Big Mac says and nods in agreement. "Now ah know how carrots must feel when they're pulled from the ground wit' hands!"

But the best is yet to CUM, for in your mother's weird gaming fantasy she has spotted a large number of enemies CUMMING her way, and thus she begins to jack off the two stallion's dicks even harder, shifting them left and right and up and down as she attempts to evade the inCUMMING ( <---- I'll never get tired of this joke here) enemy space fighters. She shoots back at her opponents by squeezing her thumbs down on the tip of the horse cock controls and rubbing them in circular motions, the loud gasps eliciting from the two stallions drowning out the sound of exploding space fighters that fall to her imaginary barrage of laser fire.

Meanwhile, your mother's forceful pulling and tugging at the stallion's cocks was beginning to drive them bonkers. A tingly sensation was starting to build up in their nut sacks, and working its way up their shaft pipes.

"Reader's mother..." Shining Armor grunts intensely, his face steadily turning a shade of red, "I'm...I'm about...to...!"

Big Mac's face was also turning red, although he was already a red color so it was difficult to tell the difference. But his eyes were closed and he was clenching his teeth together as he felt an intense building in his cock. "Ah'm close ta making cake frosting..." he growls through his pearly whites, beads of sweat slithering down his brow.

But there's a bit of a problem.

As your mother takes down the enemy ships in her delusional fantasy game, she fails to notice both stallions writhing and shaking in frustration, her firm grasp around their penises preventing them from releasing the load they've built up from her playful massaging. Shining Armor and Big Mac groan intensely, pounding their hooves into the bed sheets and biting down on their forelegs as their spunk continues to swell in their junk.

Eventually, Shining Armor manages to break through his euphoria long enough to coherently form words. "Celestia damn it, just let us jizz already!" he begs, before another surge of build up in his cock causes him to spasm and fall over onto his back.

Big Mac shakes his head violently, unable to handle the mass of cum desperately wanting to be ejaculated, yet unable to because your mother's strong grasp is holding it all in. He begins headbanging into the mattress, spouting "Golden Graham's breakfast cereal!" repeatedly as tears pour out from his eyes as he too grovels for release.

But their pleas fall on deaf ears, because your mother isn't listening. She's too focused on blasting away that last enemy space vessel. She makes a hard evasive dodge to the right, avoiding an incoming missile and causing two loud sexual moans to cry out. Another missile is heading towards her, so she jerks her dick controls to the right, again avoiding death and slightly louder pleasured moans to be heard again. She gently tilts the dicks towards herself, aligning her targeting reticule upon her opponent. As soon as she is locked on, she wastes no time, and your mother immediately mashes her thumbs hard on her stallion's cocks.

Orgasmic screams ring in her ears as her missile speeds off towards her target, and it strikes the son of a bitch. She sees an explosion, and she releases her grip on the cocks to fist the air in celebration of her victory and attaining a new High Score (69000 points). At the same time, the acCUMulation of jizz that has been tormenting the two poor pony's, now no longer restrained by her constricting fingers, gushes out from their willies like water from a hose pipe.

With mighty bellowing roars, large quantities of Shining Armor's liquid pride, and Big Mac's apple juices burst forth from their shafts, and since your mother had the ends of their nobs tilted towards herself, she gets hit by the tidal waves of sticky white goodness, splashing all over her face and getting into her hair. She gasps in shock as the warm goo snaps her back into reality and so some of it gets in her mouth and chin, and dribbles down onto her tits and everything.

Whatever globs didn't happen to add on to the white layering covering your mother wound up on the bed sheets, and oh my goodness did it look a mess, I mean it's everywhere. It's a fucking massive white mess, I tell ya. Like, if your mother employed a house cleaner who CAME ever Friday morning and that house cleaner saw all this jizz , the house cleaner would be like, "Fuck this noise, I quit!" and just leave the house entirely, that's how much of a mess the bed looked right now.

When the torrent of white wee-wee finally died down to just droplets dripping from the ends of the their cocks, Shining Armor and Big Mac took a minute to regain their breath, silently thanking Lauren Faust for her divine mercy, before straightening themselves and looking over at your mother.

Your mother sat there, arms out, completely caked in a mass of white. Some of their slimy love mayonnaise drips from her mouth, her cheeks, her hair, practically everywhere. The stallions look at each other and stifle their urges to chuckle at the immature thought of how your mother now looks like a jizzman (which is like a snowman, but consisting of a different white-covered substance).

Do you want to make a jizzman? Jerk my cock off nice and firm. Stroke and tease my junk, until you see my spunk, exiting my little worm...

Half an hour later, after your mother showers off the layers of cock icing, she returns to the bedroom, the bed sheets having kindly been replaced by her stallion lovers. Together, they begin to discuss what sexual act to engage in for the next chapter.

Chapter Two - The Big Suck Off

"So would you like to suck our cocks off now?" Shining Armor suggests to your mother, who puts a finger to her cheek and ponders over the thought for a few seconds. Big Mac meanwhile is busy playing with his throbbing erect dick at a game of tic-tac-toe. It appears that his dick is winning. Somehow.

"Fuck yeah!" your mother says excitedly, clapping her hands together. "But first, I think you two..." She points to both Shining Armor and Big Mac's cocks. "Need your meat and two veggies lubing up first. It'll make it easier to fit both your fucking meat hammers in my ass and my gob."

Shining Armor and Big Mac - who has just lost to his penis for the third time in a row - look at each other and gave mischievous grins. They roll onto their backs and present their dicks to you mother, thinking she is going to lube them up with her tongue. To both their surprise, your mother gets off the bed and rushes out of the room, leaving the two stallions with puzzled expressions.

A couple minutes later, your mother returns to the bedroom, holding something in her hand. She jumps back onto the bed, performing a triple somersault followed by a few 360 twirls in the air, landing perfectly between Shining Armor and Big Mac, who award your mother high scores. She holds out her hand and shows her two sexy horses what it is that she went to fetch.

It is a small tub of Utterly Butterly. Shining Armor and Big Mac stare at it with odd looks. Your mother removes the lid and throws it aside. She dips her fingers into the butter, feeling it and mashing it around. She pulls her fingers out and they're covered in a lovely slippery coat. She turns her head to Big Mac and grabs his willy, licking her lips sultrily.

"Butter fingers!" your mother chirps gleefully as she begins to massage Big Mac's fuck hose, literally buttering up his money maker. Big Mac begins to moan heavily as your mother rubs his pee pee pipe up and down, lubing it more and more with butter. His hind leg begins thumping the bed mattress excitedly, as the warmth of both your mother's hand and Big Mac's member begins to melt the buttery goodness, which starts to run down his shaft and onto his round testicles like...well, like melting butter running down a massive cock and onto somepony's testicles actually.

Your mother begins to speed up her working hand, rubbing Big Mac's dick harder and faster, getting more butter all over it than ever. Your mother silently thanks her elder gods that she managed to snag the last tub of the stuff while grocery shopping at WalMart the other day, just for this occasion alone. She really is going to town on his hard ass piercing shaft, she really enjoys this shit she does, oh fuck yeah she loves lubing meaty shafts up your mother, don't she? Yes she does, woo!

Your mother is suddenly interrupted when Shining Armor taps her on the shoulder, killing the sexual tension a little bit. "When are you going to butter up my penis, reader's mother?" he asks politely.

"You can wait your fucking turn!" your mother snaps at the white stallion, who rears back in shock at your mother's hormone-charged aggression. "Now shut the fuck up and behave yourself while I ram this red raw monster right into my fucking mouth!"

And with that, your mother lets her golden slimy fingers off of Big Mac's dick, and before you can say "This clopfic is bullshit", she thrusts her head straight down onto his fucking fucker, and she nearly makes it all the way to the base of the stallion's member.

Big Mac gasps out loud as your mother's saliva wets his fleshy eye poker, and very soon your mother begins to bob her head up and down, waggling her tongue around his veiny rocket as she does so. Big Mac feels his cock going straight down your mother's throat, and his eyes widen in surprise that her throat is even big enough to fit his massive love making device at all. Guess the missus' has experience wit' huge dicks, ah guess, Big Mac thinks to himself, though another wave of saliva over his shaft quickly throws that thought out of his brain and into the nearby waste bin, replacing it with a wave of euphoria, as your mother shows that her tongue does more than scold you for not doing your homework.

Which you should really do if you want to succeed in life, you know.

Your mother continues to suck off Big Mac's phallus. She brings her hands up to her bra and begins typing in the code for the special lock that keeps it together. After inputting the code - which is 6969, by the way - the lock snaps off, and her bra shoots off her large tits. She grabs her tits and nestles Big Mac's member between them, like a big brown sausage between fleshy buns. Big Mac starts to drool as your mother hums with glee while rubbing her tits all over his cock as she gobbles his cock like a greedy glutton...for SEX!

And then Big Mac let out a mighty roar, and spontaneously blew his load. Your mother is caught completely off guard and thus she is unable to react to what happens next. The tip of his penis gushes forth a massive torrent of spunk that fills your mother's mouth to the point that her cheeks begin to swell and bulge. Her eyes shoot wide with shock as the jizz just keeps CUMMING and CUMMING (remember this joke from the previous chapter? LOL) filling his mouth more and more, and eventually travelling down her throat all the way to the belly.

Your mother's mouth can't handle the white river any more, and she opens her damn mouth. The force of the sperm blast shoots her straight up to the ceiling, pinning her up above the bed from the strength of the cum gush. White jello splashes all over the room, even getting on Shining Armor, who yelps like a hurt puppy and tries to scramble his way underneath the sheets to avoid getting any more of his friend's cock fluids on his coat.

When Big Mac is finished spraying and praying, your mother drops from the ceiling and back down onto the bed. "Whoa, god damn that was fucking fun!" she screams excitedly.