If milking is fun, it is not just reserved to the fortunate few; not if Pinkie Pie has a word in it. The milking is far too much fun and enjoyable for her to leave it open for debate.

Of course, milking isn’t mere fun, or mare fun. It is just as much in the productive joy as in the ecstatic fun of it, and now it will be open to all.

With a small farm on the outskirts of town, and a few contraptions of hers set up; what could possibly go wrong, or be any better than this?