Sunrises and Fresh Rain

A/N: Fic unrelated. I'm doing a project of sorts where I tack a rap battle at the of each shipping I write. So yes, this is indeed a rap battle, it has pretty much nothing to do with the story, it's Fluttershy vs. Dash, and tell me who you think won in the comments, por favor. I'm collecting this data for, uh, science.

Oh, and I was unable to get the colors to work on the battle, for whatever reason, so I'm sorry about the wonky formatting.

Fluttershy vs. Rainbow Dash

Begin!

FS:

Oh, Rainbow Dash, I can't wait to get started

Because you'll be up against the dark side when old Fluttershy has parted!

You know I've got so many choices, can't wait for you to decide

Would you rather have a Manticore or let my stare burn you alive?

I'm yellow lightning, strike you from above

When I'm done with you, I'm the one you're going to love!

Scared of everything, but I'm haunting your worst fears

There's a storm coming, Dashie, and there's no Rainbow when it clears.

I snapped grizzly bears, but you're not even worth the fight

Ponies don't eat meat, but you were eating Griffon last night!

I'm Iron Will Assertive, so you better shut your mouth

It's another butterfly migration, but you're the one who's going south!

*~*~*

RD:

I'm the R-Dash 5000, you're a flower sniffing phony

Crush, kill  destroyed by a REAL Iron Pony!

You're open like Twilight's library, everypony can enter

I'm about to hit Rainboom, and you're in the epicenter!

Element of Kindness, but you're no Mare-Do-Well

You've got the stare, but I'll Blaze the gaze right back to-

Tartarus! If you're a tree, go back to your forest!

Saw you fail flight school, I know why you left

Unlike you teachers, I don't give an F.

Chased AJ, I was tough while you panted

Make like a tree, Flutters, 'cause you're about to be replanted!

*~*~*

FS:

The only thing worse than your rhyme is your face!

Let's face it, Dashie, you're not winning this race.

Did Pinkie draw your number? Because you're looking kind of ashy

Stone you like Discord, make you My Little Dashie!

I've stared down a Cockatrice, but Fluttershy's still a rock

At 2.3 I'm lightning, and you're in for a shock!

Think you've got the Rainbow Factory, but I'm in your head

Once you enter, Dashie, you're not leaving my shed.

It's not a Wonder how you Bolted to the ground

Give this point to Applejack, 'cause you've lost this round.

Sitting on an anthill? Or have my rhymes got you antsy?

This time I'm the hurricane, and you can be my Pansy!

Element of Kindness, but you're barking up the wrong tree

Just know that when we're finished here, you'll be cheering for me.

*~*~*

RD:

Spend your time with Angels, but you're gonna burn

I make giant tornados, I suggest you better learn

Best pony? Yeah, right, the scales are tipping

Your rhymes don't deliver, but I'm the Queen of Shipping!

You might be sticky sweet, but everypony wants to taste the Rainbow

Dr. Fluttershy can't help you, 'cause I'm about to make her brain blow-

-To bits, but I guess it can get kinda scary

When no one will love you even if you paid THEM for your cherry!

Fantastic Filly Flash, I'll swoop over your head

Welcome to my Factory, let's turn that yellow coat to red.

2.3? I've got my Super Speed Strut.

See this blue hoof? I'll shove it straight up your-

Flank! ou've got no talent, might as well be blank!

Now let's call it quits and see how your bunny takes my Tank!

....Who won?