Mike Smith's Point of view.

The one that was apparently a princess looked at Dash.

"You recruited him?" She said.

"Ma'am, I am was recruited on Earth. I am a recruit for The elite military force, The US Marines." I boldly stated.

"I see. What form of government does this 'US' have?"

"Democracy. We have a Democracy."

"Interesting." She said, giving us both a golden ticket. "You both, because you are military, and Dash would get in anyhow."

"Princess, I request this one a promotion to Specialist." Dash said, gesturing towards me. Best. Fucking. General. Ever.

"Well, Of course. Humans are much more adaptable to battle then us ponies." She said, she must have taken note on the look on my face that screams 'How do you know so much about humans?' So she answered my un-spoken question. "Humans did exist in Equestria two thousand years ago. Anyways, You may bring a pistol to the Gala." She said, motioning to my holstered M9. It was then I realized Rainbow went to get something.

"Hey, Dash, What did you get?" I asked, and she lifted her wing to show me a hidden USP holstered under her wing. "Nice. A 45." I said, and then showed her my M9. "This is only a 9MM Beretta M9 Pistol. It has a fifteen round magazine, and a laser pointer on it." I said, and flicked on the laser and aimed the gun at the floor. Her eyes followed the beam, then I flicked it off.

A five hour Train ride later.

"We there yet?" I asked, after I had lost all of my patience. Let's face it, if YOU where on a train for five fucking hours straight, you would want to slap a bitch.

"Well, We are here." Said Twilight, sounding annoyed. Then again, Pinkie Pie has been asking that almost the whole trip. I go to the adjacent room to wake Rainbow Dash. Not even a minuet later, I slam the door, blushing intensely. Was she really masturbating? Now, of all times?! Luckily, I didn't see what she as masturbating to, and she was facing the door. I think I saw her blush when she saw me, too.

"What is wrong?" asked Twilight.

"Ummm...Don't go in there." I replied. "She wasn't napping." Then Dash exited the room. "For the record, I saw nothing, Ma'am." I said to Dash. I really need to give her a nickname... Twilight just then realized what I saw.

"Rainbow? Are you serious?!" Said the, as Rainbow says, Egghead. Rainbow Dash looked down.

"I am sorry, Twilight."

"Hey, I will tell no on-err- Nopony what I saw, okay Dash?" Then I thought of a nickname. "Also, are you okay with being called Dashie?"

"Go Ahead."

"Okay, Dashie, I should have knocked."

"It is okay, Mike." She said, like she was hinting something.

"Oh, and since I can call you Dashie, you can call me Mikey. Deal?" Then I heard a cracking in the distance. "That's an AKM, those gunshots." Just as I said that, a door opened. I looked toward the now open door, to see an insurgent, or as a civilian would call them, Terrorist. He lifted a SKS, pointing it at Dashie. Instantly I pulled out my pistol and aimed at his head. Now all I needed to wait for is him to see the real threat. He then quickly pointed at Twilight and shot her in the side. I pulled the trigger, and that is when I found I didn't have a round chambered. I dropped the gun and pulled out my Bayonet, and rushed him. Before he could react, my knife was in his throat. I picked up the SKS, and covered the door. Another came, and I shot him. Blood Sprayed everywhere. The bolt on the side of the rifle snapped back. Out of ammo. So I threw the SKS, and picked up the Insurgent's fully loaded FAL. I looked at Twilight to see Fluttershy patching her up.

I turned around and got punched it the face. I fell onto my back, My nose was broken. I looked up to see a Makarov leveled with my head. Then I heard the crack of a 45 ACP round, and the insurgent had a hole in his chest. The insurgent fell backwards, and I got up.

"Now I owe you double time, Dashie." I said. Well, this is going well.

Back-up arrived in a mater of minuets later. The gala was cancelled that night.

Author's Note

This is a massive reference to the game Insurgency. But, Will Twilight live?