Champion of the storm

by Dont Fuckin Up

Who the hell are you?

Previous Chapter

The pink pony, who was temporarily blinded by the beautiful flashing lights, opened his eyes and found himself in a very large room was full of machines, or what was left, had lights and torches all over the place and even some areas of the room were on fire.

"Wow, this was really very crazy party ... and I missed it!" Pinkie Pie began to see the place, it was amazing, but then she heard a voice from the stairs.

"Murky, you forgot your ..." A small figure, almost the size of the pony appeared downstairs, was wearing pink clothes, carried with her a small cane, had black and white fur, this is stare at the pony ... and after what seemed to be a secret laboratory destroyed "But what the hell...?" He could not keep talking, a pink mini horse that was on her, and to her surprise she spoke, but nonsense.

"Party, Party, Party!, you were at the party? Continues? Where? Who are you?" Lili was surprised with the speed with which the animal spoke, she loves animals ... but not horses.

"Umm, I ..."

"Oh, sorry, I AM PINKIE PIE!, what's your name?

"Lili ..."

"Lili, Lili? ... Lili! I never heard that name, but no matter I love meeting new friends!" The pony would not stop bouncing with every word, Lili wondered if that pink pony was in heat or something.

"What ... What happened here?, What is this place? Where is Murky? I saw him get in here!" Lili wonder, but then came to his head, this was a laboratory, and obviously illegal, these machines had the unmistakable touch goblin ... Gazlowe was behind this, he's the only one able to build this, also when she was coming to the place, she saw that he was walking nearby, this thing was probably one of his experiments ... but who wants to create a mini hyperactive pink horse?

"I do not know, I was enjoying my day , then out of nowhere came a whirlwind of bright purple in front of me , so I thought there was a party , I jumped and was not a party," said the pony with a sad tone at the end of the phrase " Oh!, we could have a party? "

" This is not good " , she told herself , ignoring the request of a party , "Hey, what's the machine that were closer to the vortex when you jumped ? "

" Mmm , that ! " The pony says happily pointing a machine that Lili had not seen , this seems to be even bigger than Azmodan , Lili went to the machine , she saw the board, began playing any key but nothing happened , she continued inspecting the machine, but I hear voices , and they were not pink pony.

"Wait up guys !, I bring the machine with Stitches"

"Hey LiLI, there are more friends!" Pinkie was about to rise, but was stopped by Blinding Wind, Lili could blind the time pony "What is this? Are we playing Blind Hen? ..." Lili had to grab her and take her behind some debris, Did not she have followed common sense ?, she covered her nose was obvious that she could not close it for a second.

"Well, remember Stitches, profit is good, I'll take that 50% of the treasures of the worlds going to steal the boys with 49%, and you with 1%"

"To Stitches sound good" Stitches said slowly down the stairs, the goblin realized that something was wrong when he smelled smoke ...

"Oh no, nonono ..." The goblin ran quickly to his broken laboratory, he addressed the hundreds of machines of mass destruction destroyed this land grab debris, began to sob quietly "Noooooooooooo, 437 hours wasted!"

"Stitches like remodeling" The abomination began to walk among the rubbles, but he saw of all the machines ruined a survivor "

"But interdimensional magic machine Gazlowe still looks good"

"Shut up!, I'm in the middle of an emotional problem and ... how do you say?" Gazlowe immediately gets up and his eyes lit up when he saw his beloved machine still standing, but immediately returned to negativity, seeing something even cost more than the machine itself was not, were not diamonds "Whoever been unhappy that destroyed my lab came here and stole my diamonds "The goblin furious kick a giant debris.

"But what if Murky used the machine?" Stitches question as he chewed his hook.

"And why?... Murky Why?" Lili Gazlowe and interested in what he said and was about to say Stitches.

"When we were leaving, I found here Murky" It's all Gazllowe was about to explode.

"But What!?, You left him alone in here with all my inventions and my machine ready, and do not you tell me?"

"Ehhh, not"

Stitches had bombed Gazlowe right then but knew it was useless, he can not feel pain, after all he was never alive, do not know how he came to Nexus.

"It's all!, Let's get out before someone comes, takes the machine Stitches, I will burn this place, there must be evidence" Gazlowe left the lab and ordered other deserters Nexus retire, Stitches was loading the machine outside, Lili knew She could not die, but what about the pony?, had to get that horse place, not because he liked, but for piety and might be useful to bring back Murky.

"Pinkie, we gotta get out of here"

"But why?, is fun here," says rubble as while using a ball, whatever it is, that pink horse is rare in every sense.

"Yes, but this place is going to fall on us, we must leave now"

"Oh, well" The pony went bouncing giving, Lili came behind her, just could not believe what I was outside, had enough men outside, all armed and apparently angry with Gazlowe.

"Really gentlemen, there is no need for this"

"You, you promised us leave this place"

"You promised us riches"

"A real reason to fight"

Lili while Gazlowe advantage that was in trouble, in many ways it fled the scene ... and apparently all the place started to get quite a few heroes of the Bay of Blackheart, real elite sailors, and Blackheart himself, Lili escaped and did not know what happened, and was not sure she wanted to know, many noises were heard even from the place, shots, screams, pleas for mercy ... she wondered what the hell happened ?, pink pony did not seem to care much about what was happening, she just started to be a headache for Lili, when they came home from Lili quietly, she did not want anyone to know Pinkie eventually the noises stopped, it's time to get answers from this pink pony, who was jumping across the house.

"Hey , why that face soooooooooo long?, come on smile"

"I love Pinkie smile, but now ... Can not you see how serious is this ?, the machine was lost, we can not bring Murky, and even you're stuck here, and it seems not much you care," said the thoughtful Pandaren , seeing the face of the pink pony.

"It Is this place looks so nice, and perfect for a party, Oh! Can we have a party?"

"No party, now could you me ..?"

"No party?"

"Please listen to me"

"Okie"

"Can you help me?"

"Clear!"

"Can you tell me something about your world?"

Pinkie Lili began to tell the history of Equestria, since its inception three divided villages, species of Pegasus, unicorns and ponies, the three leaders, that step by talking faster and everything he said about the ponies , princesses, elements of harmony, castles, enchanted forests and others were a little difficult to understand for Lili, Pinkie was not the best to explain these things, but Lili was curious about this world of ponies, but there was still something he seemed illogical, it is assumed that the nexus is a dimension where no concepts such as time, and can only access the warrior souls of the past, present or future, she knows Gazlowe was considered one of the most brilliant engineers of the Horde, but did not believe that his intellect was so great as to defy the laws of nexus, she does not know what happens to those who disobey the rules of the nexus, she only knows that Gazlowe is in serious trouble, and even worse, she did not know where it is the machine and how it works, worse repair.

"... And that's how I got my cutie mark" Pinkie said smiling and ending his story.

"Your world looks interesting, even fun, but that does not help us to bring Murky or return you to your world" Lili starts thinking while watching the jumping pony, Gazlowe not know much, but she does know that it is very slippery probably escaped and could not be caught, if she was very lucky Gazlowe escaped, but find him not be a big problem , as Gazlowe never learn the lesson, you will most likely try to do the same ... now know what to do, but needed help.

"Hey Pinkie, I wondered if..."

"Of course I accept!, It will be fun."

"But I have not told you what I plan ..."

"No matter, I'm sure it will be a great idea!"

"Okay, get some sleep, tomorrow will make the plan"


In the middle of the park was a group of annoyed ponies, talking with some Pegasus ...

"Raimbow Dash, would you stop practicing in the park?"

"The park is for public use, so will practice here all I want"

"You always come to practice here that you send someone to the hospital, we are tired of you fall upon us, the last time was a little pony"

"So? And What will you do about it?"

"You know karma?"

"And that where you eat?"

Then I began to hear a very strange noise coming from the sky, was a kind of combination between shouting and hawking, the reaction of Pegasus, which distracted he was, was slow, in a blink, above Raimbow Dash falls Murky hit, this had a hat on your head, at least the horse with wings slightly cushioned his fall.

Murky stands rubbing his arm, looking slightly frightened horses, raising the hat greets and goes limp.

"But what the hell hit me?" Raimbow ask others getting up slightly sore.

"That was your karma" The pony with whom she discussed replied.

Murky was very tired, he would hurt too much braazo and his leg worsened with shock, and he sees a shop next door had a few bags of garbage, decided to hide there is a time and sleep as your body regenerated, probably it takes a couple hours or longer, had never hurt so serious, usually by now he was dead, but all that came out of his mind when he feels a pleasant smell of blackberries, in the shop window this cake blackberry cooked. Murky promptly takes the cake and gives the cake a big bite, was not bad but could be better, Murky put a few pieces of fish on the cake, that was better.

"OH WHAT HORROR! Someone stole my cake" Murky to hear the cry returns bitten cake, filled with slime and pieces of fish

"Ahhhhhh a thief!" Something strange happened to Murky, a broom began to levitate and hit Murky, he and his tired legs do not have no choice but to start running around the park.

Where a purple unicorn, accompanied by a small purple dragon enjoyed the day reading, or at least she tried, because that dragon would not stop making noises of explosions, is tired trying to ignore it, but it proved impossible.

"Spike !, can you stop making noises?"

"Sorry Twilight, but this comic is great"

"Yeah yeah, you could read quietly or quiet?"

"Ok Twi"

In front of them goes off a rare creature, this creature never before seen either of them, stood on two legs, was greenish blue, her skin looked very biscosa and scaly, and apparently had gills in the face so was wearing only underwear, and had in his hands a fish stunned by this creature Spike screams.

"Oh my god !, is Morloc Captain!"

"Spike, what I told you to read quietly? ..." Twilight gasps just before the creature that Spike was praising, his book was suitably exotic wildlife of Equestria, she quickly began to seek information about this rare animal ..

"Twilight?! What are you waiting for!?, We will see him!"

She simply was surprised that there was an animal she had never seen, finding nothing in his book looks up looking for that rare being.

"Spike, where he is?"

The little dragon apparently angry just snorted

"I told you go to see him, now was and I was going to ask for an autograph!"