John's Smokefilled life

I woke up in Twilights house again, Dog ass sleeps on the floor.

I groaned and got out of the shitty bed and kicked the door open.

Nigga be smokin' weed.

There was another human.

I slowly lit up another blunt and approached the human.

"Yo' man, Who da fuck are you?" I puffed on my blunt.

The guy turned around, HOLY FUCK HE IS FAT! "Gabe Newell."

(Instert trollface) "Gaben?"

"Yes." Gabe kicked me in the nuts.

"AW DA HELL NIGGA!"

20 Minutes later

"Hi, I am Gabe Newell and I am knocking on this door that belongs to a yellow horse."

The door opened slightly, An 'eep' could be heard.

"Bitch, You smokin' weed?" I kicked the pony.

The yellow pony cried a fuckin' river and ran into her room.

"Who the fuck are you?" I asked, while banging on her bedroom door.

"Go a..Away!" The faggot responded with.

I turned to face Gabe, "What now?"

"Episode 3."

"What-" Gabe smashed the door open.

The yellow pony was cowering in the corner, "Fucking animals everywhere."

Gabe walked over to the pony, Wait.. How the fuck does his fatass walk?

Gabe chanted: "Oh delayo, Episode 3oh..." A few times, Gabe then proceeded to kick the shit out of the pony.

He frowned, "This isn't working." Gabe picked the pony up and smashed her against the wall.

The pony, Meanwhile, Was still crying and flinching non-stop, Like she was having a spazz attack or some shit.

I grabbed a bottle and smashed an animal with it, Some rabit whore or someshit.

The pony slipped out of Gabe's grasp and ran over to her rabbit, She began crying even harder.

I joined Gabe and we both beat the living shit out of the pony and the rabbit.

"What now Gabe?" I picked up the rabbit and threw it out of the window.

Gabe slapped me with his shit load of fat.

Then, He was gone.

"God, This shit is gettin' weird..." I picked myself up.

As i was walking towards the exit, I noticed that my hand was glowing green.

I stopped to look at it, "What the fuck?" I had an idea, I pointed my hand towards a vase. The vase glowed green, And i was able to move it.

I threw it at a window, "FUCK YEAH BITCHES! I'VE GOT THE POWER OF WEED!" I fistpumped and teleported back to that shitty library.