Phone Guy UnderFNadventureF in Equestria

by mikele_11

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Dark, Human, Princess Luna, Changelings, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Other, Adventure
Length: 21923

A man named Dan repleaced to Equestria as Phone Guy. He has powers to summon animatronics, which obey him. With the strength and knack for getting into trouble survive various adventures.

Meet Dan. The Phone Guy from five nights at Freddy's. He got power from nowhere. He is unusual guy with phone instead of a head. He has powers of recall animatronics. Phone Guy is alone in other world with talking ponies. It's been fun.

Published 2016-01-11 15:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2016-10-01 19:08:14 UTC

Hello hello. I am the Phone Guy.

Rewrite

"Finish." I said happily improving my costume. I was dressed like a Phone Guy from five nights at Freddy's. I wear blue shirt with rolled-up sleeves and jeans. "Maybe I'll find something on convection." I said to myself. I looked at my watch and immediately began to gather my wallet and phone. "This is the hour to go." I said to myself. I left the hotel where I was staying and started my way to area where convection is.

After an hour of wandering and questions where is convection of fans games, serials,movies and e.t.c. I saw many people dressed in different characters from movies, games and serials. "I am impressed of everything. Although moderate, but impressed." I said to myself. My tour, started from the stands with movies, serials and game things. At one point, I saw interesting stand full of precious items. I started to browse the available things.

"Can I help you, the employee of Freddy Fazbear diner?" Asked someone. He caused me shiver. He was dressed like a merchant from Resident Evil 4. "Ahh. I can see that you searching from something special. As soon as something it can handle." He said, searching for something under the table. After a moment, he took a big, red phone from under table. It was a mask.

"How many?" I asked confidently. He smiled, causing me a bigger thrill.

"As for you? $ 115." He said. I took out my wallet and gave the money, then I put on a mask. "Don't forget to record messages." He said, when I was leaving.

Suddenly, I heard the phone ringing. I looked at my phone, but nothing was. "What is?" I asked myself. When ringing died down, everything went black. And then I fainted.

"Where am I?" I asked as soon as I woke up. I've been in some unnatural color, dark forest. "And what happens to heaven?" I said, seeing as the sun turn into different intervals. "I mean, that ..." I was cut off by the rustling of leaves. I looked at the bush, which was shaken. Suddenly, the wolf jumped out from behind a bush made of sticks. "It's something new." I commented. Suddenly the creature threw at me. I raised my hands in front of him and felt something stung me, but it didn't hurt. I looked at the wolf and saw that broke his wooden teeth. "Tacky trash." I told destroying wolf with a single blow. "Ahh!" I shouted rubbing my hand. It turned out that the wolf had hurt my right hand. I took out a handkerchief and wrapped it around the wound. "It should withstand."

"Ahhh!" Shouted pony, running in front of me. I sat for a moment.

"Ghaaaaaaaa" I was screaming and fast running in a random direction and hit a tree. "Uhhhh." I let out the air and fainted.

"This is interesting." Someone commented. I rubbed my head and looked at the person who is talking. I saw something that consisted of different pieces of animals.

"What are you?" I asked confused. I also noticed that he keeps me upside down.

"I'm Discord. God of chaos. And you. What are you? And why did your head looks like ... something?" He said looking at me.

"I'm ... Before I tell you, you can bet me on the ground." I said, slightly annoyed. He reluctantly did and sat down on a chair that appeared out of nowhere. "Good. I'm Phone Guy." I replied. "Where am I? Because it certainly isn't California, let alone the Earth." I asked.

"You're in Equestria." He answered. Suddenly he snapped his claws and we were elsewhere. "Now I'm in charge." He said, sitting on the throne. "Wait. You got something on your head." He said, tapping claw on my head. I felt like the whole world loses its meaning. Moments later everything went black. Then I heard the familiar music. "Strange." Discord said. "I hypnotize you, and don't do it." He added. I just smiled like a madman, or at least I think so. In my head there were three sets of personality. I managed to get to the call. I, Purple guy and phone guy is one person. When all darkness has been replaced by a chaotic world, I have seen Discord sitting on the throne in shock.

"What happened? Are you surprised?" I asked slowly and darkly. He's just a little to withdraw. I reached for the phone on my head and took it off. "That's good, because I have to go." I said, giving the handset between my legs. Suddenly, rainbow shot from the speakers, and I don't know where I flew off, leaving the surprised god of chaos.

After five minutes of flight headphones, they began to choke, making the sound of farts until stopped. I let go the phone. "Ops. It doesn't end well." I said. After a while I began to fall, leaving behind me a cloud in my shape. The handset did the same. During the fall I had crossed hands and I was calm. After a while I came into contact with the ground and made a large crater, and a moment later, my handset landed on the head. Then I went ahead. "So much power shouldn't be wasted." I said to myself, playing around the red, gleaming fire in my hands. "I'll do it my way." I said, clenching my hands into fists while extinguishing the fire. After an hour of walking I arrived in the area from which I escaped. When I looked out from behind the bushes, I saw that Discord is turned into stone by winged unicorns. One was white and tall, the other dark and somewhat lower. "From the rain under Plantage." I said, leaving behind the bushes and going forward, but not towards those two creatures.

"Halt creature." Shouted a dark ponytail. I pretended not to hear and continued my way. Suddenly I felt a strange impact and at the center of my vision appeared a black spot. After a moment disappeared, and tingling in my head stopped. From what I know, it happened one thing.

"Which of you dare to shoot me in the head?" I shouted looking in their direction. After a while I realized that the explosion pierced through my head, but it healed in some way.

"How dare you speak like that? You should apply with respect to the princesses!" Shouted a dark ponytail. I just lit my hand and I did a line between me and two mares. I think so.

"Don't you dare to cross the line in any way. Even a shot." I said, continuing my journey. Then I got back in my head. I looked at them with reflectors. "You want to play that way? It'll get going." I said, lighting my fire. The dark mare stood to the attitude of combat, but the white mare stepped to the line.

"We don't want problems. Give us your intentions." Said sternly white mare. I just snorted.

"I don't know. Maybe play to my advantage." Ignorantly I said. The dark horse couldn't stand and fired in my direction. I leaned back and spell flew in front of me, and then I went back to the previous attitude. "Don't do that again." I said, annoyed. She smiled slightly and began to charge a charm. I just swung my hand and shot ... phone ?! When the phone hit the place where previously stood the mare, it created a small crater from the explosion. I saw two mares levitate jewels and began to load a spell. I had seen how they used the jewels, the conversion Discord in stone. Slowly I began to recede, and I switched off my fire. "Lasted until 6 am." I said, as they have shot a spell. When the power came into contact with me, I felt like my head slowly petrified. I stopped suddenly feel the whole body except the head. The only thing for me was, that petrified the phone. * I'm screwed. * I thought.

1000 years later

"Hello. Hello, hello. Hi there. I'm stuck in the stone and don't know what to do." 10000000000001 I said once that day.

"It's starting to move out me off balance." Discord said with a sneer.

"You would do it if you were in a stone for a thousand years." I replied.

"..."

"That's what I'm saying. No need to immediately tell me that you're stuck in the stone." I said, shaking my eyes, or so I thought.

"But I didn't say anything." Discord said.

"I wasn't talking to you Discord." I said, annoyed. "Quiet Sussy. I like to run away." I said.

"You know, we're here alone." Said monotonously Discord.

"You! Offended Sussy. And Jimmy. And Sarah. And Tractron. And Patract." I said indignantly. "And Henry doesn't care." I said.

"You are more chaotic than I do. I like it." Discord said.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I screamed. I stopped when I heard the conversation. "Oh, no. Don't ..."

"School trip." Said the cheerful Discord. I gave a low growl. "Cheer up." I just snapped. I watched as three small mares that looked at the friend quarreled.

"These small like me and my friends." I said meekly. When a class is gone, I noticed that the stone prison Discord began to crack. "You're kidding. And don't tell me." I told angry. He straightened up and waved his paw dismissively.

"You're awfully cranky. I'm not going to help you escape." He said, and then disappeared.

"You're evil." I said to anyone. Suddenly I heard a cracking stone and felt familiar tingle. "But I can do it." I said with a vile smile. However, I felt a sudden and painful contraction, until suddenly ...

'CRACK'

"GHAA! Damn back!" I shouted huddled. I tried to straighten up and ...

'CRACK'

"GHAHAHAHA" I cried out in pain. My shoulders have not been used for 1000 years. It really can lead to health problems. I tried one last time and slammed back to me in a positive way. "Ahhhhh." I felt great. "Wait. Now isn't the time for pleasure. God of chaos in the wild. The two princesses are a problem. All you gotta do is run, but it later. First, interests." I said, and went to the castle. Apparently Celestia, in her treasury hide enchanted gems that to good use.

I wandered through the castle for an hour, but I found a private treasury Celestia. "Damn. This need for horn would open." I said, seeing a hole on the horn. I thought a little bit. I tapped on the door and it turned out that they are made of thick wood. "Here goes nothing." I said, loading my power. Then I slowed it at the door. When the smoke cleared, I saw that barely sketched them. "Good idea, Sarah." I said. I took the phone from my head and dialed 373339101987 Suddenly Freddy. I pointed to the door, and he started to destroy them. The effects were small. I dialed numbers 26664301987 and 2442201987 appeared Bonnie and Chica, who also attacked the door. After 10 minutes, the animatronics destroyed door. I typed the number 36301987 and they disappeared. "Your work is finished." I said. Then I went to the vault and began to look around. My eyes stopped on a square box. I went to the box and opened it. The inside was 11 small white crystals. "Just as I thought." I said taking them.

"Put them back in place." Somepony said. That say? I think so. This voice I knew all too well.

"I also glad to see you, Tia." I said with a small smile. Quickly, I hid 10 crystals into my head. I mean the phone, and one in pocket. I turned toward Celestia. "Why the frown on your face?" I asked jokingly.

"For you, Princess Celestia." She said angry. "Give these crystals!" She ordered.

"Let me think." I said, turning the knob of the dial. "No." I said not moved. Suddenly, Celestia, jumped marionette. I seized the moment and ran out the door. I ran down the corridor, then left, then right, then left again, straight and ... "Worse." I said, stopping in front of the entrance to the Luna room. I looked left and saw the guards. To the right was a wall. "Well. I'm shit." I said. I twisted four numbers and to my left appeared Freddy and Bonnie, and on the right Chica and Foxy. I pointed guards, and animatronics attacked them. I took a chance and ran away as fast as I could.

After 14 unsuccessful attempts, I found a way out of the castle. I was in the gardens, which I began this day. I ran as far as I could. "Good idea, Jimmy." I said. I took off my phone and used it to fly like the first time when I showed up here. When I took off, then I heard the music during a flight Nyan cat. I ignored it and flew away. "Now I just make sure I'm not being followed." I said to myself with a smile. Suddenly I stopped to enjoy. "What do you mean Tractron?" I asked. Then I looked back and saw that it really leaves a trace of the rainbow. "You could tell me that before." Suddenly the handset off. "My life is a joke." I said, and then fell. I ended up with a great shot, making a crater. I looked around, arms crossed. My eyes fell on a small town near me."I'll try there to look around." I said, but suddenly it started raining chocolate. "Let them of Discord." I said under my breath. I left the crater and went my way.

* This is interesting. * I thought to myself, seeing six mares. My attention lavender unicorn. Henry says that is a personal student of Celestia. I decided to have eye on her. Maybe I'll know something useful. Mares got into the car, and I made up as I can keep track of them. I started to run to the last car, while running its power and become invisible. In the middle, I went to the baggage car and went into hiding. "Now we just wait." I said.

After 2 hours of waiting train stopped. I went outside and went for 6 mares. * They walk toward the castle. Interesting. * Commented in my head. * Patract. I wanted it to be more like detective stories. You know. I'm hiding in the shadows, watching, researching, talking to myself. You know. * I said going dark brown coat and hat on my head, holding a magnifying glass. * It isn't an exaggeration. * I denied.

* After 20 minutes of walking we arrived at the castle. The day was sunny and no clouds. Pegasi did very well. My attention was paid to the 6 mare walking the corridors of the castle. I don't give up if I don't get to know the mystery that her hides. * I told. "I don't know Henry." I said angrily. "You see. Sussy thinks it's cute. Wait, what?" I ask.

When I got there, I saw out of the closet as lavender unicorn spoke with Celestia. Then they moved down the hall with stained glass. I was behind them. They were talking about something, but I listened to music. When I noticed that stained glass Discord moves, I began to listen to what's going on.

"I know where to look. In the maze." Said, lavender unicorn.

"Well Twilight. Go forth and find elements of harmony." Said Celestia to six mares. They went to the exit.

*Soon. The elements must be hidden somewhere. There is only one person who knows it. * I said to myself, then went behind them. * How many times do I have to tell you Patract? I will not work with Discord. He isn't applicable. * I replied.

When I was in a maze, I couldn't shake the feeling that I'm not where I should have. I decided to ignore it. I watched as 6 mares were separated. When I was sure that they couldn't hear me, I went to the maze. "That's the list." I said in a monotone and tried to walk through it, but they pushed me. "He had to enchant them." I said to myself. I took out the scissors for plant and cut a hole in my shape. I crossed to the other side, a loss in the wall to overgrown. "One for me. The rest all the rest." I said to myself.

Some time later

The entire maze was gone, and I had to go through 59 walls to learn the maze and so it had gone. Discord ... I see him and his victim. I started running toward him. "DISCORD!" I screamed at the top on my lungs. He turned toward me and I saw his big surprise. He snapped his fingers and around me grow a wall of earth. I didn't give up and dialed the number 64448627301987. next to me appeared a large, mechanical bear known as Nightmare. I pointed to the wall, and he destroyed it with one blow. I went outside and pointed Nightmare its purpose. Discord. He began to run toward him, which made me impression. Nightmare ran faster than any human. Discord panicked and tried to escape, but Nightmare got hold him. I went to Discord, who was held by Nightmare. "You'll pay for it." I said dryly, but Discord disappeared. "Damn!"

"Who are you?!" Twilight asked, startled. I looked at her in confusion, but remembered nightmare. I picked up the phone and immediately put it down. Nightmare disappeared.

"Where are my manners? I'm ..." I was interrupted.

"PHONE GUY!" Screamed furious Celestia.

"Yeah. Don't bother. I'm going to be nice." I said, annoyed. She snapped at me magical bolt, making a hole in my head that a healed. "Seriously? You know, that didn't work the first time, when Luna shot me." I said, annoyed.

"Ohhh. Someone's crying what? Buhuhu." Said gray-yellow mare. I looked at her with eyes that could burn through the wall. I shot at her, my power. She fell to the ground, but then got up rubbing her head. "W... what happen?" She asked softly. Twilight and Celestia looked at me in shock and surprise.

"What have you done?" Asked Celestia.

"I undiscorded her. Not at all." I said indignantly. "Now. You turned me to stone doesn't have the right. Think. I had a bad day. I was transported to another world, I had the misfortune of Discord and had to learn what and how. It was my bad day, and instead understand you turned me in stone. What's wrong with you? " I told angry. Celestia stood in shock, and Twilight stared at her in disbelief.

"I ... I ... I'm sorry." Celestia said sadly.

"You see. You always worsen the situation and ... Wait. What ?!" I shouted the last part. After what I did today, I should be insulted, beaten, whatever.

"I don't know that it was your bad day. Also I get these days." She said quietly. I stood there thinking nothing. Suddenly I was attacked by bolt of magic.

'Tis not threaten my sister! " Screamed Luna. She wanted to attack again, but was cut off Celestia.

"Luna no. He isn't bad. It was a misunderstanding." Celestia said. Luna looked on between me and her sister.

"But..."

"No." Celestia said firmly. Then she looked at me. "You can undiscorded Twilight friend?" Asked Celestia. I clapped my hands to create fire in both of them.

"I do it." I said, but extinguished the flames. "But provided that you let me do what I want." I said.

"Respect Equestria, and you can do what you want." Celestia said.

"If you don't have what you like, then you like what you have." I said. Then I fired flame in the remaining mares. Quickly then each of them returned to normal.

"What about the Rainbow?" Twilight asked.

"Ops. My mistake." I said. Then I quickly turn the hand and go, I threw a fireball very far. "That should do the trick." I said, rubbing my hands.

"Thank you." Celestia said. Suddenly I felt the rain. Chocolate rain.

"This Discord is driving me crazy." I said under my breath. "I'm going to meet Discord.I Show him where Ihave his antics." I said. Then I dialed 7426866037333902014 and next to me appeared Phantom Freddy. He put his hand on my shoulder and teleported us to the town. Then he disappeared. "Time to find the Menace." I said.

"You again. When you finally let go?" Asked angry Discord. I looked back and saw that he was sitting on a throne.

"I will forgive when you pay for what you did to me." I said. He looked at me in confusion.

"What have I done?" He asked distracted. I looked at him in disbelief.

"You wanted to make me your slave." I said, groaning. He just hit in the face.

"I was going to make a helper. Not a slave." He said firmly.

"Same thing." I said without conviction.

"I think not." Denied Discord.

"Discord" Screamed Twilight. Me and Discord looked at her. Twilight and her friends wore jewelry items.

"It's my time." I said while walking. Discord suddenly grabbed me by the shirt and pulled my toward him.

"Oh, no. You're going with me." He said firmly. Then he looked at the Twilight and her friends. "And you can't stop me." He said proudly.

"But you know that I undiscorded them?" I asked. He looked at me and then look at and rejected me. Then he tried to take items out of the mare.

"Oh, no. Don't get away on this time." I said. Then I dialed 627466388301983 and next to me appeared marionette. I pointed to Discord, and she nodded. Then she jumped on Discord and attacked him. Mares fired a rainbow on Discord. He began to change into stone, and when it was over, the whole chaos was gone. "Much better." I said happily.

"Uh ... Mr. Phone Guy." Said softly yellow mare. I looked at her, and she slightly hid behind her mane. "I want to thank you for your help." She said.

"Uh huh. As for that. I didn't help. I will be my revenge. I'm the one with the type of badguy." I said and put on sunglasses. Beside me, Freddy phantom appeared and put his hand on my shoulder. "Nerds!" I screamed and started laughing. Before they can do anything, phantom Freddy teleported me on a field. "I'm Phone Guy. Madman of rock. I am neither good nor bad. I'm doing what belongs to me. But now. I'll have fun." I said cheerfully going in the direction of the rising moon.

Author's Note

See you soon.

Ghrrrr.

I am not bad guy

"Believe me, I'm not bad. Folly simply this causes Johnny." I said calmly. I was dressed in casual clothes but I was wearing kitchen gloves and pink apron with a heart. Hearkened muffins, what cooked in the oven, which I stole. "I told Sussy. I will give it back when I'm done." I said firmly. Suddenly oven made a sound of ringing. "Great. The muffins are ready." I said happily, by removing them. "Ah ah ah ah." I said going to the table. Tray, which were muffins, were heated. When I put the tray on the table, it's burned a hole. I looked at it and saw how fired way deeper into the ground. "Do you think the Chinese ponies like cupcakes?" I asked hesitantly. Then I ran to the table where, on the chairs were objects. I grabbed a bag of potatoes.

"I don't know Phone Guy. I only know that the Chinese ponies like fortune cookies." I spoke in a deep voice, shaking the bag. Then I went to a wooden puppet with wig.

"Can you go to this little town." I told high-pitched voice and shaking this puppet.

"Good idea Adria." I said, happy and with my normal voice. I went to leave my hiding place. I lived in a small cave consisting of six chambers. In one I had bedrooms, a second bathroom, in the third kitchen, in the fourth room, and in the fifth guest room. I lived in Everefree Forest, so sometimes I had unwanted guests. But back. I started to go north ... or maybe the south. I don't know where everything is. But I went where Ponyville is. "Quiet. Too quiet." I said to myself. Suddenly, from behind the bushes jumped out Manticore.

"Grrrhhhhhh" He roared at me.

"I was right." I confirmed myself. Manticore has become a big bigger than me. His body was Benchmark lion, but had wings like a bat and a scorpion's tail. He took the attack paw in my direction. I just yawned and immediately grabbed his paw. Then I turned him quickly, which as a result caused the Manticore toppled. I took advantage of the situation and dialed in my head. As a result, I summoned Nightmarnette. It was a great puppet of four ribs visible. He was long and lean claws, which were white stripes. The whole puppet was hunched and his mouth was full of teeth. "Nightmarnette. Throw it somewhere far away." I said. Nightmarenette issued a short beep jumpscare, then grabbed the Manticore got under way and threw very far away. "You know. I'll leave you for a long time." I said walking towards Ponyville. Nightmarenette was right behind me.

After 30 minutes of walking we were on the outskirts of the town. I watched hidden behind the bushes. "You have an idea how to go inside and go unconsidered us?" I asked.

"GHROOOO" Nightmarenette said. I smiled.

"Good idea. Bring a set of spy." I said.

"GhROoO." 'Said' Nightmarnette. I just facepalmed.

"It bring a fishing rod." I said quietly. Nightmarenette looked in the direction where my cave is, and then at me with half-closed eyelids. "Wait. I have a better idea." I said, and then in my head I used a search for numbers. "I got you." I said happily, when dialing Plushtrap. Moments later next to me and Nightmarenette appeared plush rabbit. It was gold-green, he had big ears and sharp teeth in its upper jaw. "Go into town and buy cookies." I said, giving him bits. He just rolled his eyes and went to town. "We talked about it Sussy. You don't get a dog. I know you like fluffy animals, but you don't have the body." I said calmly. Suddenly something hit me in the face. "Mayday! Mayday! I got hit!" I am running around in circles screaming and waving my hands. Suddenly I was caught by the shirt and an item that stuck in my face has been removed. Nightmarenette put me back to earth and gave me claw. It had a hole in the shape of the letter 'G'. When I caught this item, in my head I rang message. 'Hallo? Hallo, hallo? Hello, I am Ghost. Animatronic which can you help. If you haven't heard about me, it's no wonder. But if you need help, advice or just some enhancements include call me. I'll come when I can. ' I just blinked in surprise. "Poor message. I would have done better." I said proudly. Suddenly, in my mind they merged dots. "Does he did my introduction?" I asked myself more than Nightmarenette.

"GHRO?" Nightmarenette said. I just shook my head slightly.

"You're right. I'll deal with that later." I said, tucking claw in my pocket. "And getting back to your question Nightmarenette. No. I don't intend on revenge. I am a pacifist, in principle, not by nature." I said. Nightmarenette just hit me in the frame. "OHHH" I rubbed firmly sore. Nightmarenette just grabbed me by the shirt and pull in the side of the field, which is located in center of Everfree. When we were there, Nightmarenette threw me to the ground.

"GHROoOoO." Nightmarenette said. I just looked at him in confusion.

"What do you mean by 'if you avoidtools, you avoid everything'?" I asked. Soon, my response appeared a hammer thrown in my direction. I wasn't expecting and so I got it in my head. "I wasn't ... 'UH' even ready ... 'GHA' on it ... 'UHH'." While speaking I got a few other tools. At some point I decided to avoid the tools and from that moment I didn't get. I saw that Nightmarenette there are no tools, so he threw a rubber duck. I grabbed it and threw it aside. Then I shouted to Nightmarenette. He pulled out when he heard this ... "Are you kidding?" I said, seeing that he holds riveting, but not just that. It was a riveting rifle with a double air compressor, double silencer and double crank. One word. This is my dead. Nightmarenette began to flood rivets. I began to avoid them as best as I could, but it wasn't working. I decided to do something crazy. I started to make moves like Mettaton EX from undertale. Amazingly it worked. At some point riveting finished shooting. Nightmarenette began to replace ammunition. I used a moment, and I activated my powers, then I hit full force into the ground. The result was a trail of fire that was heading towards Nightmarenette. Then something happened, I didn't expect. The Big Bang rejected Nightmarenette back forcing him to leave the riveting tool. I ran to Nightmarenette and pressed him to the ground. "I feel that I forgot something." I said to myself. Suddenly, from behind the bushes came Plushtrap.

"Here you are." He said. I just raised my eyebrows.

"Wut? Can you speak?" I asked surprised. He just blinked.

"In contrast to this idiot, I knows how to talk no, then yes." He said. "It just kind of puppet animatronics muscled not speak." He added. I nodded that I understood. "Ah. Before I forget. Here are your muffins." He said giving it to me. I looked inside the bag.

"Raspberry. My favorite." I said. Then I made Plushtrap disappeared. "Break!" I cried walking towards the cave. Nightmarenette wanted me to stop, but it canceled. "Now nobody doesn't hinder me." I said to myself.

"Hey!" Someone shouted. I turned my head back 180 degrees and looked up. There was a cyan pegasus with rainbow mane.

"I guess you is Rainbow." I said calmly. She just came over closer and nudged me.

"For you, Rainbow Dash and don't try any tricks." She said evil. Now normally I stood looking at her intently. At one point I pressed her nose.

"Boob." I said. She hit me in the hand and then pushed me.

"Don't do this. I'm going to beat you." She said proudly. I got the idea to make her offtopic.

"Howdy. I'm glad. I'm Phone Guy. Phone Guy The Phone Man." I said. She just tilted face, raising an eyebrow. "You must be new in this part of the Everfree forest. I'll show you how everything works." I told to her nice and docile. "You see. To survive here you need PW. What is PW? Of course is power. You want some power?" I asked. She nodded slightly. To my left and right there were balls of energy. "Gather as much power as you can." I said, directing balls in pegasus. She slowly retreated, and I said I couldn't afford. I made that shot out bullets in it, causing it has been pushed to the back and wounded. "YOU IDIOT!" I shouted with a different face. "IN THIS FORREST, THERE IS ONE RULE. KILL OR BE KILLED." I said with a voice full of darkness. "Die." I said. Around her there was a field that began to shrink. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." When the field was close to touch, it disappeared. My head became normal. "But I am a pacifist in principle. Therefore, don't kill anybody." I said. Rainbow didn't understand anything of what happened. Then she started to freak off. I seized the opportunity and grabbed it by the neck. "But you've got something I need. Now don't move." I spoke softly and darkly. I put my hand on her head and slowly I started to take off. I saw how slow a bit of her energy is absorbed into my hand. When I decided that enough, I let go her. She fainted and was lying. I slowly took her into my hands. "Shhhhh. You don't have to be afraid." I said meekly, stroking her mane. Then I started to return with her to the cave.

Next day.

I was standing by the oven and cooked the Manticore beacon. Yes. That Manticore yesterday. When I was sure that bacon is good, I put it on a plate and sat down at the table. I had started to eat, but I heard a knock hooves. I prepared a number Nightmare on just in case erase the memory of yesterday's events aren't working. She looked at me and immediately took a fighting stance, but then cringed in pain. She was bandaged in some places, but she had dislocated wing. I'm not a bastard. I don't let someone bleed to death. I just sat on, and she stood where she was. Not wanting to wait, I pointed to the empty space at the table. She looked at me suspecting something. Seeing this just started eating my breakfast.

"How is it possible that you eat doesn't have mouth?" Asked pegasus. I looked at her and swallowed what I had in 'the mouth'.

"I don't know." I answered honestly. She just tilted her head to one side. "You want something?" I asked.

"No." She replied firmly, but her stomach tells a different story. She accepts subjected appearance. "Maybe a little." She said. I snapped my fingers, and next to me appeared Nightmare. Pegasus slightly shocked, but then tried to play hard. I chuckled lightly.

"Nightmare. Would you like to make our guest hayburger?" I asked politely. Nightmare nodded his head affirmatively and walked toward the fridge for ingredients. "Can you sit down?" I asked Rainbow.

"No. ranks." She said, waving the last of. I just nodded and went back to eating. "What are you eating?" She asked.

"Manticore bacon." I replied. She looked at me with raised ears.

"Do you eat meat? And it is Manticore." She said. I just confirmed. "But how you defeated the Manticore?" She asked.

"Sit down and I'll tell you." I said. She looked at me with an expression of 'serious'.

"I don't want to be friends with someone bad." She said firmly and directly. I chuckled. "What makes you laugh?" She asked.

"Nothing, nothing. Just Sussy said something that amused me." I replied.

"But we're the only ones here." Said Rainbow. I look on her while cleaning my dishes.

"Oh. You see. Sussy's one of my voices in my head. I have a few others. I'm telling you. Being in stone for 1000 years really infuriates." I replied. She only nodded that she understood. "Nightmare. Where hayburger?" I asked. He looked in my direction.

"You think it's easy to do something without knowing how to do it?" He asked. I just threw plates on the floor and quickly got up.

"Good. I'll do hayburger." I said, referring Nightmare. I snapped my fingers and with a red explosion appeared hayburger in my hand. Then I put it in front of Pegasus. "By the way. I am not a bad guy. Just sounds like fun. A bit me then carried away." I said. She looked at me in confusion.

"So are you good?" She asked. I nodded at them.

"I'm more neutral. Wole live in my own way. I am free and I do what I want. Princess turned me to stone, because I was ... how do say ... not formal and rude." I replied. She nodded that she understood. For a while we sat and talked until the Rainbow finished eating. "Listen. Do you want me brought you to town, whether yourself was strike home?" I asked.

"There is no need." She said leaving. But moments later she looked into the cave. "But I'll be watching you." She said. I snapped my fingers and appeared next to Rainbow, Phantom Freddy. He grabbed her.

"Take her to the town." I said. I saw how Pegasus was denied, but Freddy disappeared with her. I was alone with the voices in my head and I didn't know what to do. "I'll go fishing. "I said to myself, taking pole and walking toward the nearest, safe and pleasant river, which is near a farm.

When I was on the river bank took out the pole, I took the coup and quit. Suddenly I felt that something was hooked into my pants. "Wait. Do I ..." didn't finish, because I was held and fell into the river. I surfaced, still holding a fishing pole. I took off my phone and water poured inside. When I was sure that I poured everything I assumed it back, and then immediately I rolled streak. But when I was near the end, I felt that something jerked me and I started to go up. "Found the bug. Found the bug. I found the bug." I said during the flight. Suddenly streak snapped and I started to fall.

I opened my eyes slowly, because the sun shone. I looked at my legs and it turned out that they are bent in an unnatural way. "Ehhh ehhhh ehh." I moaned.

Author's Note

Painful or funny? Phone guy in full swing.

Write if you have noticed something familiar.

Pizza, party and crash... contrariwise.

Nearby Sweet apple acres 1:30 pm

"Halooo! Haloooo! I'm calling 13 hours! Someone know Undertale?" I cried. Everywhere it was dark and cold. "Nobody? Nobody cares about an old man who has a broken leg and is chilled?" I asked, but nothing happened. "Okay! I can handle it myself!" I shouted. Then head dialed animatronic. Next to me there was Mangle and looked at me. "Set my legs. But do it ..."

* CRACK *

"... Carefully." I said shrilly. Mangle canceled and I used my power to heal legs. When I was sure that I am well, I got up and went home.

Phone guy home, 2:00 pm

"I hate Everfree forest, but at least I am ... Who the fuck are you ?!" I asked looking at something that looks like a pony, but it's like an insect ... bugpony. It immediately popped into me. "Nice try. But I'm immune to such tricks." I said proudly, then added. "Barry and Tom." And then I fell asleep. But before that happened, I summoned Nightmare.

Everfree forest ... ??: ?? ??

"I don’t Sophie. I like Mrs. booby boobs. I know this is fetish, but I can’t help."

* BOOM *

"What the ..." I had to ask, but I saw that I was in a cocoon. "Jokes?" I asked nobody. Suddenly, I noticed that the cocoon in front of me is a Nightmare, but not FNaF, only FNaF world. "Stupid cocoon and stupid, speed dial." I told angry. Then I used my powers and left the cocoon. I brushed myself down and canceled Nightmare. "What is this place?" I asked myself. Then I heard the buzz on each side. “You don’t get my number alive!" I cried, and then I used the power to recall, something big. Specifically, pirate cove. I hide inside and waited. Nothing happened. I decided to leave, but I regretted. My head was pierced through. "It gets unbearable." I said. I canceled pirate cove, and then I summoned the sword with a blade made of magic that I use. "Come on. Who wants to fight?" I asked. Suddenly all bugpony jumped on me. I took a swing, causing a circular blast, which pushed the enemy. "I like this sword." I said. Then I quickly dialed in my head and I summoned Phantom Freddy. "Get me out of here." I commanded. He put his hand on my shoulder and teleported.

"Better?" Asked phantom Freddy.

"Yes thanks." I said, and then he recalled. "Okay. Time for a little fun." I said. I decided to go to the sweet apple acres to see Applejack.

"Why are you doing this?" Asked Fredbear. I looked at him.

"The fact that you appear when you want it doesn’t mean that I want to listen you." I said. "And to answer, I will say that I need some power mane 6. With the crystals, which I took Celestia, I have the power of ponies. In this way, I will gather the energies mane 6. As a result, I will be able to use elements of harmony. The last thing is to destroy this who stand in my way. " I said, pleased with himself. Fredbear rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, sure. I'm out." He said, and then disappeared. I just continued my way. After an hour's march, I was on the spot. I started sneaking, hiding behind trees. At one point, I heard footsteps. I jumped quickly behind a tree, which was small and thin. But I managed to hide, like cartoons. Literally. When the Red Stallion went, I came out from behind a tree and slowly walked forward. But I saw the little mare with ribbon and no stamp. I did the best I could. Cardboard with my likeness fell to the ground and I wasn’t there.

"These skipping, a cool thing." I said to myself. Suddenly I saw this, I was looking for. As it was there?
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Applejack. Exactly. Applejack. I went closer and rubbed my hands. "Chekaboo" I said with a French accent.

"Gha" She jumped, and I have created around her bullets.

"You have something I need. Now it'll take!" I said. then I fired, but she avoided them. "What's up?" I told angry.

"Leave alone ma'h monster!" She screamed, kicking me below the belt. I was laughed.

"I was prepared for it." I said, revealing protector kernel. But only now I noticed that she escapes. "Where are you running away?" I asked to form around her door from FNaF 1. I stepped into the circle and slowly decreasing its surface. When I was close to Applejack, I touched her head and began to absorb her power. When thought is enough, I left her alone and ran away. "2: 0 for Phone guy." I said cheerfully. "I 2/6". I added. "You're right Tractron. A long time that I didn’t use." I answered, and then I took the phone from my head and did the same thing in first chapter. I flew up, leaving a rainbow trail. "Now nothing can stop me!" I cried, but I ran into a cloud, stretching it and it made me bounced up in a tree, which in turn bent and fired me like a shot in the direction of my house. "Suckers!" I shouted in the direction of Ponyville. But after a while I drove into the wall cuisine is. "We had to buy insurance." I said to myself.

"No comment." Said Fredbear walking next to me.

"Nevermind." I said, leaving the hole. Then I went to the refrigerator and took out a muffin. "Yumy." I commented, but suddenly rock fell and crushed muffin. I screamed in despair. "Why, why?" I cried.

"You don’t exaggerate?" Asked Fredbear. I looked at him with reflectors.

"It was my favorite muffin!" I screamed, then dropped leftovers and wiped my hands. "Maybe a little carried away." I added. Fredbear rolled his eyes and vanished. "Ha. Ha. I am incredibly lonely." I said cheerfully. Suddenly I got a great idea. I took a fishing rod, balloons and little stones. I'm going to get the element of laughter on the same day as the element of honesty. I took my things and left. My intentions are simple. With the power of vector elements, I can defeat Discord. Finally, I'll be the strongest. In the meantime, when I told you about my plan, I decided to humming the song. But then I took a kazoo, and I played it all the way. After an hour's march, I stood in front of the building looks like a gingerbread house. I went through the upper window and saw the pink mare. "Look me in the phone." I said with the voice of Darth Vader. Pinkie Pie woke up and looked at me.

"Oh hey!" She said happily, waving the hoof last to. I only have recalled something that I made up on the spot. Nightmare-spider. But before that happened, I caused the ladder with cobwebs, and in the floor created a hole. Music start playing. The mare caught the cobwebs and came out of the hole Nightmare-spider and began to absorb the ladder. Pinkie climbed faster than I thought. I added a few obstacles, and when I was sure that Pinkie had enough, I fixed everything, I ran to her and downloaded her power. Yes. Downloaded. Pinkie fainted, and I jumped out the window and ran to home.

"3: 0 for Phone guy." I said happy. I am very close and nothing will stop me.

* CRASH *

My head was punctured through. I turned and saw Twilight and Applejack. – I forgot about them.- thought.

"Don’t move!" Ordered Twilight. I'm just laughed. "What are you laughed?" She asked indignantly.

"I'm sorry, but you're the last on my list." I said cheerfully, leading mares in error. "If I'm going to be invincible, I have to have a measure of certainty. As a result, I will be sure that they will use." I told them. They were uncertain and frightened. "I'm sorry, but I have to disappear." I added. Suddenly behind me appeared screen. I chose MERCY, then flee. When I did it, I was back at home. "Howdy. It‘s good to remember Undertale. It was my favorite game." I said to myself. Then I picked up a few boards. "Time to do the front door." I said walking toward the entrance to the cave.

* Ringing phone *

I woke up when the alarm clock in my head started ringing. I shut it and stood up. "Today will be a good day." I thought aloud, but suddenly struck by lightning. "Spent at home." I added. I decided to come up with a way to combat Rarity. After an hour I had a whole plan to fight. I will fight as Mettaton EX. I know that Rarity is a fashion designer, and Mettaton EX had music under the title 'Death By Glamour'. It must match. Bonatroulse chose to Fluttershy, and Twilight, megalovania. In addition, I will use the powers to do it more fun. When I looked out the window (which I made) I've seen, it isn’t raining. I got up and went for a walk. "Tum tum di di du. I'm the guy Phone. Tum Tum di di dum du. I have a great power. This Tum tum tum can. I'm not afraid of my head." I am humming. At one point, I heard murmurs from behind the bushes. I looked between the bushes and saw the eye of a core from Portal 2. I put them into my gear and went on. "I hope anything don’t attack me." I said to myself. I looked up and watched the clouds. "Nice day to da ..." I stopped because I fell. I got up, brushed myself down and looked around. Suddenly I saw the caves from which comes out the light. I went inside and saw a tree made of crystal. I felt a tingling in the spine, but not by a tree. I sensed the magic of Discord. I used power and I summoned it to me. It turned out that it was some seeds and there were a lot of them. I decided to burn it and I did. Then I looked at the tree and saw that the tree has a place on the jewels. Elements of harmony. So this tree is tree of harmony. "goody , goody. That will help me a lot in the future. I took a sample of the tree and went home." I don’t know much about the tree, but with this piece I will be more ready for the 'obstacles'. "I said ominously.

* CRASH *

I was struck by lightning. I'm going to be instantly at home.

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{The whole world was destruct.}

* CRASH *

" I deceived you. Right?" I asked. Rabbits simply fled. "I don’t like such things." I added. I'm not going to give up and I get the power remaining mares from a mane 6.

Author's Note

Think like { WUT?! }.

Total destructiogedon (part 1)

'This is it. I see Rarity as a base. I decided to go quietly. ' Thought Phone Guy. Then he run away from the window, very far away, but he turned around and jumped from the run-in, smashing the glass. White mare immediately looked fearfully at him. "That hurt." Phone Guy commented.

"No! It was my favorite window!" Rarity screamed in despair. Phone Guy stood up and brushed himself off. The mare looked at him and then tried to escape, but Phone Guy with the power shut all the doors and windows.

"Now I get what I wanted." He said, and fired a bullet. However, before the ball hit the mare, they disappeared. "What is?" Phone Guy asked, surprised.

"Oh. So Twilight spell worked." Commented white mare. Phone Guy is mad.

"Yeah, so? So I go straight to the issues." He said enraged. "Oh, mirror." He said walking over to the mirror and examining themselves. Rarity noticed the back of the Phone Guy head is switch. She used magic and ...

FLIP

"Did you ... just fliped... my switch?" He asked slowly. Suddenly, his head began to smoke and make a noise of each tone. Then there was an explosion and the smoke obscured everything.

"I don't know whether it was a good idea." Rarity commented. Suddenly, headlights illuminated a figure.

"Ohhh yesssss." Phone Guy said. "If you switched the switch, it means that a mode which wasn't used, now is activated." He added. "Now I will make your last moments will be ..." headlights went out, and the lights came on showing a man. "Absolutley beautiful." Phone Guy said. Now his head was made of gold, and he was dressed in a black suit, decorated with jewels. He had a belt with a buckle in the shape of a phone and big shoulder pads.

"What?" Rarity asked, confused. Suddenly music began to play, and everything around became black.

"Lights! Camera! Action!" Shouted Phone Guy. Suddenly he began to "fight". I prefer to skip. Rarity sat tired and Phone Guy came up to her and put his hand on her head. Rarity fainted, and Phone Guy came out and began to run. "It was too easy." He commented.

"How did you know that you have such a mode?" Fredbear asked, running alongside Phone guy.

"I didn't know." He replied. Suddenly were heard a click and Phone guy returned to the basic form. Fredbear was confused by it.

"You're becoming more and more strange." He said. Phone guy chuckled.

"I have a 1000 years old. I was alone with me. I didn't like to talk to my enemy. I talk with animatronic. Yes. Madness guaranteed." He concluded. Fredbear disappeared leaving Phone guy. "Now Flutershuh ... Fluttershy." Phone guy said after hearing Sussy. "I'm very close. I will not give up. Even today I get what I want. Power mane 6. Tomorrow the elements of harmony." He added. During the run, noted that approaching the house Fluttershy. "Repetition of fun!" He shouted, and then jumped out the window. However, the glass was'nt crashed, and Phone guy slowly slid to the ground. When he fell, he got up, brushed himself down and stepped through the door. There was a frightened mare on the floor. "Don't be afraid miss. I. The great Phone guy. Will captured your powers." Phone guy said.

"Eeep." Squealed yellow mare. Music began to play around, and Phone Guy has prepared his powers. Suddenly, with a bright flash, Phone guy holding ... spaghetti.

"Diversion!" He screamed and threw food at Pegasus. Using her inattention, Phone guy put his hand on the Fluttershy head and retrieve powers. She fainted, and he covered her with a blanket and left. "It goes easier and easier. Perhaps the author is on my side." Thought Phone guy, and I denied. I describe what is happening. "Detriment." He added. "But I'm so close to my goal. I have overcome Twilight." He said, then chuckled ominously. When he reached the library, he took his phone and knocked on the door.

"I'll get it." Someone called out. When the door opened, Phone guy saw the purple dragon. The man took the swing and hit the dragon, making fainted.

"Twilight! I come after what I need!" He shouted. With a flash of purple, lavender unicorn appeared. She panicked when she saw the dragon.

"What did you do ?!" She screamed. Phone guy put back the receiver.

"I stunned him. Soon should wake up." He replied. But a moment later, he got hit in the head with magical bolts. "How many times do I have to say it. It will not work." He added.

"You will not hurt my friends!" She cried. Phone guy shook his head. Suddenly everything became gray, and around Twilight, formed a white square.

"More and better to me it goes." Phone guy said. "Ahh. Today is a beautiful day. The birds are singing. Flowers blooming. And ponies like you ..." He paused. Suddenly there were four cups changelings and shot out the radius along the walls, then the bias and again along the walls. Finally, two large skull shot out in the middle of the square. "They should give it what I want." He finished, and then music began to play. With this, Phone guy appeared inscription 'temperature in the room dropped, causing you chills. " Twilight had chills.

"I will not give you my powers!" Screamed Twilight. Phone guy frowned. Then he began to do exactly what the Sans from Undertale.

Almost the end of the fight.

"Well ... 'huff' 'puff'. I didn't think that so far you'll go ... 'puff'." Commented Phone guy. Twilight were tired and had sweat on her forehead. Phone guy was exhausted fighting day. "But as I told you. Time for my special attack." He said. Suddenly a big flash, all hell broke loose. Everywhere were shooting skull, bones, fireballs, ... legs, hands and phones. When was the end, Twilight had only 1 hp. "You will not win with me." Phone guy said. Then he jumped on Twilight and grabbed her head and started to absorb power. "Finally! My plan comes true!" Shouted happily Phone guy. Twilight fainted, and Phone guy ran away, but before he did, healed Twilight. But man, during his escape didn't notice that the dragon woke up and saw how he ran away. Spike did the best he could. He helped the Twilight and sent a letter to the princess with a warning.

"Howdy! Finally, finally. Powers mane six are mine. Now I get elements of harmony and will not defeated." He shouted happily. But then he came up with the idea. "I'm not going to wait. I immediately beat Celestia." He said. Then next to it he appeared phantom balloon boy and moved Phone guy to the castle. There phantom bb disappeared, and Phone guy headed for the room with the elements of harmony.

As he stood at the door, he took a swing and using power to destroy the door. On the pedestal was a wooden box. "Finally. Now nothing can stop me."

"Stop!" Cried Celestia. Phone guy turned away from the flames in his eyes. Literally.

"It don't bothers me! It's too late!" He shouted. Music began to play and to his left and right, there were skulls and shot out. Phone guy was cocky smile, but he lost when he saw that Celestia missed rays. He frowned and clenched his fists. "Well. Someone has a bad time." He said. His right eye was red and formed a glow. "The real battle begins." He added. Suddenly, from all sides they began to shoot dice, forcing Celestia to dodge. It was easy for her, because she had wings. "I registered alarming jumps in the time line. They jump on the sides, left and right, up and down. Gowdy. I talk like Sans and Flowey. Actually I talk like most monsters Undertale." He said confused. Celestia charged spell and fired, but the great skull shielded Phone guy. "I will not be easily overcome!" He shouted. Suddenly, the army Phone guy's surrounds Celestia, each loaded Gaster blaster and fired. In place of the fired appeared new. After a few minutes they stopped and started another attack. Each shot flames in different places, forcing Celestia to re-dodging. Between attacks Phone guy, princess of sun, fired at one of them. What happened next, surprised mare. Maple vanished like a hologram. "Did that really clone?" Phone guy asked, and then everywhere from the earth leaped bones and bullets were flying in the air. "Do you have enough?" Phone guy asked.

"Never!" Cried Celestia. Phone guy shook his head, and the room was original.

"To learning these tricks I had 1000 years. Not only mulling over revenge. Slowly, through my power, I changed the structure of this world. I couldn't change it, but I could add something to it." Phone guy said. Suddenly, four large skulls have shot in Celestia. He was injured and Phone guy came up to her with a laugh. "It's over." He said. Suddenly, the bone pierced Celestia and killed her. "I don't kill." Phone guy said.

RESET

'' Huff '' puff '. What happened? " Celestia asked in shock. Phone guy laughed when the element of loyalty hovered at his side.

"Slowly I gain control of the elements of harmony." He said. Celestia was shocked. "Did you think it will not work? You were wrong." He added ominously.

"Don't you dare do that!" Ordered Celestia.

"You can't do anything to me. You have already died." Phone guy said, and began to attack from Gaster blaster.

RESET

"You can't do anything to me. You have already died second time." Phone guy said, and began to attack from Gaster blaster, Celestia escaped, it but was pierced by the bone.

RESET

"You can't do anything to me. You have already died third time." Phone guy said, and began to attack from Gaster blaster, and Celestia escaped it, as well as bones. However, she was shot four sides and pierced.

RESET

"You can't do anything to me. You have already died fourth time." Phone guy said, and began to attack from Gaster blaster, and Celestia escaped it, as well as bones. However, she escaped the attack as before and was more alert. Phone guy around floated elements of loyalty, honesty, laught, generosity and kindness. It was only the element of magic. "If you die now, and I'll do the reset, then all power will belong to me. Nothing will stop me." Phone guy said. And then he did the best attacks that had the strength. For every shot of Gaster blaster, Celestia had used magic. Each fired bone, a dodge of Celestia. The fight was long and slow, and both individuals more and more tired. "You can't ... 'huff' 'puff' beat ... 'puff' me." Said tired Phone guy.

"I have more power than you think." Said Celestia.

"Gowdy. You fell into a trap." Phone guy said. Celestia cocked her head, but then her eyes dropped. She understood what Phone guy was thinking, but it was too late. She crouched and coughed blood.

"So yes, it all has to end? I should have sent you to tartarion." Said Celestia. Phone guy just laughed.

"Ohh. Even this isn't enough to stop me." Phone guy said with the dark tone.

RESET

"Now you can't stop me. The power of elements of harmony is under my control. Re-fight with me doesn't make any sense. And now. Time to let our guests." Phone guy said. The door opened and the mane six fell into the room. "Finally. After such a long time!" He cried. Elements of harmony moved closer to him, and then merged with it. With big flash, everything changed.

Everfree forest ?? ??: ??: ??

"Princess. Where are we?" Twilight asked. Celestia was shocked. It was an old castle, which previously lived.

"What kind of stained glass?" Rainbow asked. All mares looked at the stained-glass window depicting Phone guy. Suddenly, lightning struck and the whole environment has changed for the old, destroyed castle of two sisters. But the stained glass wasn't affected. Suddenly, with a strong shock, the glass started to crack. Each shock was more broken up broke.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahahahah!"

Author's Note

Yes. Phone guy speak like Flowey.

Total destructiogedon (part 2)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!" Laughter fought against the big TV. Phone guy was visible in a... suit?

"Golly. I have never felt so full. You don't know how it is when all of the power elements of harmony in one body." Phone guy said. "I feel invincible. I can fully control the whole world. But we still need another power. The magic of chaos would make me a god and nothing can stop me. Now. If you have the nerve to fight me, this fight. All control belongs to me. Ahahaha! hahahahaha! " When Phone guy stopped laughing, everything around was black. Music Began to play. Phone guy laughed and began his attack. From the mouth, he fired bullets at the hands of mined mechanical jaws, and sometimes shoot vines. "You don't have chance with me. I'm almost a god!" Called Phone guy. Suddenly element of loyalty began flashing and the alarm fought against everywhere. Phone guy's whole body disappeared and the screen appeared the words 'Sarah'. Green lightning fired the ponies, but instead of harm them, healed them.

"What happened?" Twilight asked.

"Don't be afraid." Said a woman's voice. "I'm Sarah. Part of loyalty in the Phone guy head. We're not going to hurt you. Phone guy went crazy and we're going to stop him. We will help you as soon as the elements will weaken and we will be able to leave." Said Sarah.

"How do we know that you want to 'help'?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"When Phone guy loses control over the elements of harmony, stop listening to it. Then we use them." Sarah replied. Suddenly, the Phone guy body returned, and the screen, his likeness. Along with this, the attacks have been launched.

"You don't have chance with me. I have full control, and you don't do anything to me!" Called Phone guy. The two sides appeared Gaster blasters and began to shoot. "Ha Ha!" He laughed.

"We have no match for him." Said Celestia. Suddenly element of honesty began to flash and the screen appeared the words 'Tractron'. The body was gone, and the sky began to fall apples.

"Well, hello. I'm Tractron. Part of honesty. We don't have too much time. You have to fight with him until he lost control. Then his infinite defense disappears, and the entire power will not work. After this attack will know my friend. Stand it!" Called Tractron and disappeared.

"There is no way that you forgive!" Phone guy shouted and used his hands to crush ponies. "Stand still!" He commanded. In the end forgave and used flamethrowers. "Now I have you." Ominously and he said happily.

"Never!" Cried Rainbow Dash. She noticed the flames at the last moment to avoid them. "Huff."

"You have no chance!" He shouted. Suddenly element of laught blink and the screen appeared the words 'Patract'. Big balloons began to drop candy and treat to ponies.

"Hai, hai, hai. I Patract. Part of laughter. We are in the middle, soon Phone guy say goodbye with his powers." Said Patract. Then he was replaced by Phone guy.

"Don't give me advice! It's almost over!" He shouted sweaty. "Something is wrong. That is why the doors of my attacks!" He cried out and began firing bullets and gaster blaster rays. "With this power I can do anything!" He cried.

"Eeep" Squealed yellow pegasus.

Suddenly element of generosity began to blink and the screen appeared the words 'Jimmy'. Around the mares appeared, a kind of shield. "It has to help you. This will reduce damage. By the way, I'm Jimmy. Part of generosity. Good luck!" He cried.

"I have had enough!" Phone guy shouted angry. "I will not forgive you! I'll get what I want!"

"Don't give up my little ponies. We must bear it." Encouraged Celestia.

"No! No! No! You have to do what I command you! I am God!" Phone guy was screaming. He was sweating and looked as if he was afraid of something.

Element of kindness began to blink and the screen appeared the words 'Sussy'. "Hello my little ponies. I Sussy. Part kindness. I love all living things, and I think you're cute. Here's your medicine." She said happily. On the left and right, they appeared green butterflies that flew in their direction. "Good luck." She added.

"Enough! Stop this! Stop this! STOP THIS!" Phone guy was screaming. "My own brain, betrays me! It's unbelievable!" He shouted. His whole face was red. "I will not let it happen again!"

The element of magic began to blink and the screen appears the inscription 'Henry'. "You don't know how difficult it is to control it. I'm Henry. Part of the magic. And here are friendles aids. Catch as much as possible." Said Henry. Ponies have done so, but instead of cure, bullets hurt them. "YOU idiots." He shouted. On the screen, he was glitched sign that looks like a flower. "I'm not Henry. It was my cover. My real name is Flowey. Flowey the flower. When I was killed, I woke up in the dark. But I found my record. But it really wasn't mine. When loaded, I found myself in the phone guy head. He had several features that made me feel like at home. Golly. It must be sad to know that your last chance is the enemy. AHUHUHUHU. Now I can finally listen to your body and destroy everything. " Said Flowey. Suddenly, the body Phone guy came back, but Flowey was even a fix. Then in the middle of the screen appeared dash and the left side was Flowey, and on the right Phone guy.

"You thought you didn't know about it. Me and Flowey we have the power and you are our stumbling block." Phone guy said.

"AHUHUHUHU. As a result, I and Phone guy, we have what we want." Added Flowey.

"And nothing can stop us." They said either.

"Why?" Twilight asked. Flowey laughed.

"Where I am. I was the strongest creature beneath the earth. I'm not going to lose it again." He replied. Around the mare appeared bullets.

"And now you dying." Phone guy and Flowey said. Bullets began to approach the mare. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA." They laughed, but the bullets were gone. "What?!" Both asked.

File loaded

"How?" They asked.

"Sorry guys. Game over." Sarah said.

"Impossible." Phone guy said.

"Sugarcube. I know that we were together for 999 years and 11 months, but it does not work out." Sussy said.

"Don't you Sussy. My beloved girlfriend. We had a whole life ahead of you." Phone guy was crying. Flowey growled.

"We don't have time for this. Don't you see that you want to use. You can not ... Wait. Why is an element of magic doesn't hear us?" Said Flowey.

"What?" Asked Pone guy. Suddenly elements of harmony flew to the mane six and mares be established. "No! Don't do that!" Ordered Phone guy. But it was too late. United rainbow shot at them, and they began to change colors.

"No! STOP IT! STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP IIIITTTTTT!" Shouted Flowey.

"Why is everyone shouting when something they don't succeed?" Phone guy asked. With a bright flash, everything was back to normal. Ponies looked at the bloody Phone guy who was kneeling in the middle of the room. "He he he. Just so you stand?" Phone guy asked.

"No! We can do more!" Rainbow said.

"Rainbow Dash!" Screamed Twilight.

"What?" She asked.

"Heh heh heh. I'm here now. A helpless. Helpless. Lonely. Maimed. Next. Finish, what you started. Elements of harmony can now take advantage of its full power. Don't be shy. Killing me is the only way." Phone guy added.

"No." Fluttershy said uncertainly.

"I will kill you." Phone guy said.

"You can not do that." Continued Fluttershy.

"I'll kill all those you love." Phone guy replied.

"You can not do that. I know that you do it because you feel lonely." She continued. Phone guy looked confused. "You're not. You remember? You said you were a pacifist principle." She added.

"..." Phone guy was silent.

"Fluttershy! What are you doing?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I feel sorry for him." She replied.

"I can't understand. I can't understand. I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND!" Phone guy screamed and disappeared, the phantom bb took him.

"Are you sure it was a good idea?" Twilight asked. Fluttershy nodded.

Everfree forest

"Stupid Phone guy. Stupid voices in his head. He couldn't just do it once and for all?" Said Flowey. "I'm here now. In the middle of a dark forest, and all I can do is defend myself against the monsters." He said. "You will know the taste of my revenge. Ahahahah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Everfree forest, Phone guy house.

"You really don't understand?" Asked Fredbear.

"Of course, I understand. I did what Flowey from undertale. I admit that acting classes paid off." Phone guy said. Fredbear disappeared. "But there is one problem. Flowey is on the loose, and I don't know what to do." Phone guy said.

"What is so worrying?" Someone asked, well known Phone guy. He smiled slightly

"I knew you'd come. You can not, live without me." The man said, and then turned away. "It's logical that you are on the loose, but you'll live a long time. We are one body. Will you come back to me?" Phone guy asked.

"I don't have a choice. I can't kill. I'm stuck." He replied. "I." He added.

"Ahhh. Vincent, Vincent, Vincent. It's logical. I didn't say Fredbear that I slowly dying." Phone guy said.

"Surely you can manage to keep me? Dan." Said Vincent.

"Vincent. Or rather, Dan. We're one person. Am I right?" He asked.

"No." Vincent said, and took the cake. "I'm your crazy part, as well as you. Without each other we don't exist. I was the first, who you talked to. With me." Vincent said. Phone guy laughed.

"There is no place for a murderer. There is place for a comedian." Phone guy said. "And also for breaking the rules of the universe." He added.

"Phone guy. Our person is one." Vincent replied, then he turned to dust and flew in the Phone guy head.

"It is good to live." Phone guy commented. Then he stood up, walked over to the stove and started making pizza. "Conclusion, I didn't want, but it can be. It is important that I live."

"I can not believe it happened. Finally, I can do what I want. Not Flowey or Phone guy didn't know of my existence. But now Equestria has a new threat. Ahahahah. Nothing can stop me." Said flower with red petals and burning eye. "Here comes Floone the Flower." Said Floone the Flower.

Big problem

"I hope that everything will be perfect." Said snooty unicorn. His coat was white and blond mane. He wore a smart suit and was always disgusted less important ponies. He went to his residence with security. "I hate these normal ponies. Why do I have to suffer?"

"Howdy. I can see that someone doesn't like minorities. Boy. It must be unbearable to deal with a normal ponies. They don't deserve majesty, which we look forward." Said sickly and squeaky voice. Blueblood looked confused.

"Who are you? Show your prince." Ordered Blueblood. The answer he got was laught. "What is so funny?" He asked.

"I didn't expect that you try to get to the point. But you can not threaten me. You're just a normal pony." He said. "And I'm going to catch you and use for my purposes." He said in a deep, dark voice.

"Guards! Catch this brazen pony!" Ordered Blueblood. Before the guards could take a step, they were caught in the vines, which raised them and held up side down. Blueblood looked surprised.

"Who said I was a pony?" Asked a mysterious figure. In the darkness, he could see that is ... flower.

"What is doing here this stupid flower ?!" Asked angry and confused.

"Ahuhuhuhuhu. You're an idiot. This flower is me. Now see how your fire is dying." He said morbidly. Then, around the guards appeared white balls, and then killed them. With the bodies of the guards flew out bright and clear heart. Then it flew toward the flower. "Mmmhhhhh. Souls ponies aren't strong, but tasty." He said with relish, causing Blueblood nausea. "Oh. Someone doesn't like to look like a monster without a soul takes life and use to his advantage? It's nothing. Because now it's your turn!" Blueblood began to back away, but was caught by vines. "Now, now. There is no sense to be a jerk. I will not kill you. Yet." Added flower. Then his right eye began to burn, creating an aura. "Celestia and Luna, in the compulsion will do everything to save you. I will also note my enemies. The more power the better. Howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy." Said the flower, then he and Blueblod fell to the ground.

"Not that I complain, but I prefer when someone can really help me. Listen to yourself isn't helpful." Phone guy said. He was wearing a costume like ghost buster and searched deeper part of its new cave. "Geez. It looks like a network of tunnels. I had no idea that a mere rock from the ceiling could destroy so thick floor."

' Don't complain. You know how it is with all of this. I can not cope without you. At least now, each of the remaining votes subsided. Finally, just you and me. The rest are out of your head. 'He happily Vincent.

"But it's strange. Earlier, I heard voices in my head. Now it is so that I can hear as if someone was talking to me." Spoke thoughtfully Phone guy.

"After the incident with the elements of harmony, each in your head is more vivid. More free. I was. 'Replied Vincent.

"..." Phone guy was in place.

' What happened? 'Asked concerned Vincent. Phone guy stood for a minute, then began to move on. 'Dude. You're scaring me. '

"Just you and me. No Sussy, no Sarah, n, Jimmy, no Patract, no Tractron. They are my best friends. Without them, I'm empty. Anger is my part, but evil was part of Flowey. I more peaceful. Still, I feel that without them I lost a part of myself. you have no idea what it feels like. " Said sad Phone guy.

'I understand how you feel. When mentioned about the other, I felt a void. Heh. I miss those of our chat. Our good and bad times. Wherever they are, I think, that they feel alone. 'Said Vincent. Then, he added. 'Hey. Head's up. There is nothing to worry. We can get revenge in a different way. 'Said Vincent. Phone guy smiled.

"Thanks. Huh. You see what I see?" He asked. Phone guy heard was 'huh' in his head. "Great cave full of crystals. Let's see what they write." Phone guy said. He took the book and began to read. "Huh. Wow. It seems that we have found crystals energy. They can generate electricity. Their energy is self-renewable. It certainly come in handy." Phone guy commented. Then he pointed the radius of crystal and fired. However, it turned out that it was a bad idea, because the radius of the crystal bounced and shot in the head Phone guy, making a hole. The hole is healed. "Sometimes I think that if I have powers of regeneration, that's why my hand is still injured." Thought Phone guy.

'Maybe it was before your powers themselves were activated. 'Vincent said uncertainly. Phone guy nodded.

"I think you're right. So I go back to the state in which the powers were activated. Therefore, my hand is half cured. Returning to the case of the crystal have a better idea." Phone guy said. He looked at the old cart and saw inside it pickaxe. "It must have been an old mine, but judging by the quality of rocks and wood, I think it is down. Time to bring some crystals." He said. Phone guy picked up a pickaxe and hit the crystal. Pickaxe fell apart. "You can see that I have to use my talent." He said. He picked up a broken piece and put it into another. Phone guy began to emit energy when used power to fix the pick. With a bright flash, Phone guy saw that the pick is now bigger and tougher, but he had no teeth. "Oh. Button. I like button." He said. When he clicked the button, the blade slid out making it look like a pickaxe ... pickaxe. He took a swing and hit the crystal. This began to crack. "I have an idea!" Phone guy shouted. He began to use his power and clicked a button on the tool. As he did so, one blade is hid, and the other is lengthened and began to emit a dim red light. "The name is pickaxe light." Phone guy said.

'Hardly original name. 'Commented Vincent. Phone guy snorted.

"I don't care." He said. Then he took a swing and hit the crystal on top and bottom. Crystal broke up a moment later. "I wonder if I can combine them?" Phone guy asked. He went to the cart and picked up the shovel. Then, using power combined it with a pickaxe. When he clicked the button, pick a blade has been replaced by a shovel. "I can." He said happily. He began to collect the tools to find and connect with each other. When he finished, he decided to extract crystals.

"So much has to be enough." Phone guy said. Five carts were filled with crystals. Phone guy called phantom Freddy, phantom BB, phantom Mangle, phantom Chica and phantom Foxy. Each animatronic grabbed one car and moved into the living room. Then animatronic disappeared. "Good. I have what is most important. I wonder if using these crystals, I can do it ... Why is this pull off. I learned the techniques of magic and alchemy. With books from Canterlot I can do a lot of things that have not been invented by the ponies." Phone guy said, happily. He walked over to the table and dropped dishes, and then put his blueprints. "This project is brilliant. Time to change attitude. Do something amazing."

'Like what? 'Asked Vincent. Suddenly Phone guy flew two large skull with bags full of crystals. 'How do you gain these things without the knowledge of Celestia? '

"I have no idea." Phone guy replied. Then he began to rummage in the bag, and after a while he took the black and red crystals. Then he took a few pieces of armor, called the skull, made several amendments and over. "Finally. Coffee. Now every day is a happy day. Now to the point." He said. He took out a universal tool and began to rebuild. When finished, the tool looked like the handle of a sword. Phone guy pressed a button and the handle pushed a metal rod and joined blades pick. They were made of dark beam, but around emit red ray. Phone guy clicked again and the blade is retracted and the rod too, and in its place came forward with a long blade of the same color as the pickaxe. "Blaster saber!" Phone guy shouted.

'I think lightsaber. 'Improved Vincent. Phone guy denied.

"No. My is a blaster saber. Because of this." He said removing the mini Gaster blaster out of the holder. "With this form different radial blades. For example, pickaxe, shovel and blaster saber." Phone guy said. Vincent ignored it and stopped paying attention. Phone guy decided to return to his home.

"Let me go, you plant!" Shouted Blueblood. Floon glanced at him, his left eye.

"Heh. You think you can tell me what to do. I killed you in every possible way, but every time I did RESET. That is why you are still alive, but don't remember. I can not you bear it, because I will kill you one more time. Then, I will use you to win on my own. " He added. Blueblood stared at him in disbelief and when he wanted to say something, was pierced four lianas and torn to pieces. Floon looked at it with a broad smile and a frantic, enjoying every small, but a great burst of blood. His left eye blinked red and green. Blueblood was all and was like before puncture. "I can play like that all day." He said.

"How we stand with crystals?" Phone guy asked. Nightmare Freddy looked at him.

"We have about twenty boxes. This should be enough to build a machine." Nightmare Freddy replied. Phone guy clapped his hands.

"I'll need a lot of gold and iron. A few precious gems will also be required. In addition, some silver." Phone guy said. Then, using his power, he called all the animatronics from FNaF 1, FNaF 2, FNaF 3, FNaF 4 and FNaF world. "Listen, everyone. We're going to have some fun in Canterlot! Everyone we go!" Phone guy shouted and began to run with his army towards Canterlot.

"What is this? An earthquake or something ?!" Shouted questioning Flowey. Suddenly the wily different animals living in Everfree. "What spooked them so? The bigger question. Should I be afraid?" Asked Flowey. Suddenly, the trees began to fall, and a moment later ran Phone guy and his army animatronics. Flowey stared at it in disbelief. When they disappeared, Flowey didn't move from the spot. "What happened ?!" Shouted questioning Flowey. Then he shook himself and looked toward the distant smoke withers. "They run towards Canterlot. Not this time Phone guy! It is I get the elements of harmony!" Flowey shouted, and then hid in the ground and headed in the same direction.

"I really like it." Said maniacally Floon.

"I don't know what you're talking about. Where are we at all ?!" Demanded Blueblood. Floon laughed.

"We are in Everfree forest. In a small shed, which was I found and repaired." Floon replied. Suddenly the earth began to shake, and Blueblood looked panicked. "What's happening?!" Shouted Floon. Suddenly the shed ran Phone guy with an army of animatronics When they disappeared, the two walls were large holes. Floon eyes were the size of pins. Then he shook his head and looked toward the cloud. "This idiot can ruin my plan! I'm not going to lose what I have gained!" Shouted Floon and buried in the ground. Blueblood thought Floon leave him alone, but suddenly he was dragged to the ground.

"Yeah! Come on! We'll get as soon as possible!" Phone guy was screaming. The path he must travel is very long.

' Do you think it's a good idea? 'Asked Vincent.

*Of course. I'm not going to stop until I get there. * Phone guy answered.

5 hours later

"I have no strength to go." Phone guy said, crawling on the ground. Animatronics walked before slowly. "We'll make a break. Here we camp, and tomorrow we will move on." Phone guy said. Then he fell to the ground. Not far behind the hill, someone hid and watched as Phone guy does.

"What's he doing? I thought he was going to get to Canterlot, even today." Said Flowey moving the binoculars. He was surprised at what he does Phone guy, but he remembered the important thing. "He can not use the elements of harmony. But I can. Even if it's not him on the elements of harmony, it and so I was the first they'll get. Nothing will stop me. If I go now, I have a better chance to win . " Said Flowey, and then sank into the ground. However, near the river, there was someone else who was watching the Phone guy and Flowey.

"I can not let this yellow weed stood in my way. I will use all the forces that have, and I get elements of harmony. Then absorb the soul of every living being and become a god. Phone guy and Flowey not prevent me in the government of Equestria. No, no, no. The government of the entire planet! " Floon shouted and fell to the ground.

"Also you have the feeling that someone was watching us?" Phone guy asked. Everyone shrugged. "Well. We're going back to the spacing of tents." He said.

Next day

"Well army. There is nothing to laze. We go immediately." Ordered Phone guy.

"What about tents?" Asked Springtrap. Phone guy snapped his fingers and the tents were gone. "I have no more questions." Said animatronic. Then all the way to continued Canterlot. After eight hours of the race, all were on the outskirts of the city. "Fine. We'll do it in an unexpected way. Set the catapult!" Ordered Phone guy. Nightmare and Nightmare Fredbear lined sling that looked like, that from angry birds. Then they have bent rubber and held. Phone guy was sure that it is well positioned pointed thumbs up. "You know. It's probably a bad idea." Phone guy said, but Nightmare and Nightmare Fredbear let go the rubber, but Phone guy wasn't fired. He turned and looked at the rubber. "What is?" He asked. "I think ... GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Before he could finish, the slingshot fired him. He flew all the way over buildings, came up through one of the windows in the castle. "That hurt." Said sore Phone guy. When he stood up and brushed himself off, he looked around the room. For him looked familiar. "Isn't it a coincidence room Tia?" He asked himself. Suddenly the door opened and Princess Celestia entered. When she noticed Phone guy immediately loaded spell and shot him in the head. "How many times do I have to say it? It's nothing you would do! It took me out when I was a bargain! Now I'm here with an army, and you can not do anything." Phone guy said. Celestia raised an eyebrow.

"With what army?" She asked. Suddenly into the room bursts guard.

"Princess! We were attacked by strange creatures." The guard said. When he saw guy Phone, he stood in front of a princess and assumed a defensive posture. "Don't even try to approach the princess." He said. Phone guy laughed lightly, then held out his hand. Head Phone guy flashed blue and yellow, and before the guard appeared blue heart. Phone guy waved his hand to the side, hitting unicorn to the wall.

"Now I have a real fun." Phone guy said. All around was gray and the background music began. Phone guy loaded his powers and began the battle for fireballs. He wasn't going to give up. "Remember, I killed you several times? Well, you should. You death won't forget. I think the only alicorns can remember things from before RESET. I will remember every RESET, I'll do it. I'm not going to give up." Phone guy said.

"You don't get elements of harmony again!" Cried Celestia. Phone guy laughed.

"Hehehe. I'm not talking now about the elements of harmony. Now I have something else in mind. I need a large amount of gold, silver, iron and gems. With my technical knowledge and alchemical, I will be able to create a device that will make me a god like, and maybe even more than that. I have not had contact with the material I needed, but I get it. " Phone guy said. After several attacks, he did attack and great balls of fire began to create smaller. The fight lasted until suddenly something hit Phone guy. He turned around, but found nothing. "Wait. I know what I wanted to do." Phone guy said, turning away. Then he was pierced with a spear. Phone guy looked at the weapon protruding from his belly and slightly laughed. "Nice try." He said. Then he grabbed the spear with both hands and pulled it, then tossed it aside. The wound, which was created as a result of the attack, had recovered. "But you'll need something more to stop me." Phone guy said. He had to make another attack, while around him there were bullets. "Wait a minute. I recognize these bullets." He said, but then this hit him, causing that flew out the window. Celestia was confused about what had happened.

"Howdy." Said someone, who Celestia heard only once. The princess turned around and saw a yellow flower. "We have not seen a little bit of time, but it's not bad. Because I can do what I want now." Said Flowey. "Give me the elements of harmony, and I promise you that none of your ponies won't suffer." He said when his face was darker. Then it returned to normal. "If you don't, then I'll start at Twilight, then Luna, then Cadence, and finally the rest." He said with a sickly voice. Celestia looked frightened.

"I won't do it." Said firmly. Flowey nodded.

"That's not what I wanted to hear." He said. Then around Celestia appeared bullets. "DIE." He said darkly. Bullets began to approach the Celestia, but before it hit her, it disappeared. "What?" Asked Flowey. Then he was struck by fireball and rejected.

"Not on my watch you flower." Phone guy said. Celestia looked at him in shock. He used the moment and quickly closed the door, then locked them by bones. "Better safe than sorry." He said. Then he went in search of treasure, to get the materials he needs.

"What do you want?" Asked angry Flowey. Phone guy pointed at himself questioningly.

"Are you talking to me?" He asked. Flowey was upset.

"And who else can I talk?" He asked. Phone guy looked around, then looked at Flowey.

"You could talk to that guy." Phone guy said, pointing behind the Flowey. He looked puzzled.

"Who are you talking about?" Asked Flowey turning, but nobody was there. "Did you just ..." He stopped when he noticed that the Phone guy disappeared.

"He took on the oldest thing in world." Said cheerfully Phone guy. He went into a room full of stained glass, and then destroyed the door. "There are always where." He said opening the box with elements of harmony. "Celestia, you lazy ..."

"Lazy? What do you mean?" Asked Celestia. Phone guy closed the box and smile slightly. (I think.)

"Oh. I thought you were closed." Said uncertainly Phone guy. Celestia looked at her horn and back at him. "Oh. You can use magic. Note to self. The next time stun Celestia, and then go after your goal."

"Don't give me no choice Phone guy. I have to use force." Said Celestia removing the axe. Phone guy lightly laughed.

"You can see that the real fun is just beginning." Phone guy said, and the background music began. "We finally played something that everyone who reads this book expecting. Yes. I'm talking to you, the readers. Be ready." ...

...

...

WTF?!?!?!?!

"Who are you talking to?" Asked Celestia.

"It's not your problem." Phone guy replied. Then next to him appeared a bar that was showing all the attacks fnaf world. "Maybe pizza?" He asked. Suddenly, the attack began 'pizza wheel'. "What ya say? Do ya like it?" Phone guy asked.

"I'll fight you to protect my little ponies." Said determined Celestia. Suddenly the earth shook, and Phone guy fell down. The box fell and opened up, and the elements of harmony came out. "What happened to the elements of harmony?" He asked in shock.

"What is going on?" Phone guy asked. When he looked at the crystals, he sees that they are all gray. "What did you do?!" Phone guy shouted.

"I didn't do anything!" Cried Celestia.

"Ahahahah. Hahahahahah HA." Reached laugh. Suddenly the windows were broken and to the room got up vines. The whole castle shook, and Celestia could not keep balance. Phone guy picked up and put them to his head.

"Fredbear. What's going on?" Phone guy asked.

"The whole castle is entangled and big screen appeared on the front. It looks like a monster made the castle his body. I see big hands, a lot of cables and what looks like pieces of a human." Said Fredbear.

"Flowey." Said angry Phone guy.

"Yes. I saw him. He ran away as possible as he can. And I think I see a pony near screen." Said Fredbear.

"If it's not Flowey, then who?" Phone guy asked. Suddenly between him and Celestia appeared red flower.

"Howdy. Or better. HELLo. How are you? I think Phone guy doesn't recognize me because he meet me just now. I Floon the flower." Said Floon.

"How is it possible that only now I know about you?" Phone guy asked. Floon rolled his eyes.

"You're incredibly stupid." He said. Floon suddenly felt the earthquake. "What is?" He asked. Then he noticed something, but he quickly escaped. "What was that?!"

"4th wall, bitch!" Phone guy shouted. "I have an update 2. Now I have more than you think." He said. His hands flashed blue and began to attack the 4th wall. Suddenly everything became gray and time stopped. "You think why I can talk to you. It's simple. I use attack 4th wall. I have control over it, which means that you see. Now let's get back to the point." ... Everything was back to normal. ... Almost.

"Oh yeah? Watch this." Said Floon. Then he puts in the ground. Suddenly the vines that were attacked from the walls. Phone guy instinctively made his attack with fire, but nothing happened. Then he took out of his pocket a universal knife and set blaster saber. Long blade slid out and Phone guy with a strong blow cut all the vines. "GHaaaRh, I will show you!" Shouted Floon. The whole room began to fall apart.

"I didn't think I die at your side." Phone guy said standing by Celestia. She pulled away.

"I thought you want to kill everypony." She said. Phone guy laughed nervously.

"I don't like to kill. I am a pacifist, in principle, not ..."

"Then why you killed me the first time?" Asked Celestia.

"I had no choice. Peering in files Ortix, I learned that I was in the universe, which is a treasure trove for favorite things Ortix. Among other things Undertale. That's why I have the powers of SAVE and LOAD. The problem is that the underground is also here, which means a few problems, but for me it's nothing. " Phone guy said. "If this plan would not succeed, then I was going to go and enlist the help of Chara." He added.

"I don't know what are you talking about." Said confused Celestia.

"Generally the whole underground is empty, but not entirely. You know what? Screw this!" Phone guy said. Suddenly he rose into the air and fired bones, which stopped between each pillar and then widened stopping the crushing wall. Then two Gaster blasters destroyed the locked door. Phone guy landed on the ground, then grabbed Celestia and took her from the room before the bones were broken and room was crushed. "You owe me the biggest and most expensive cake." Phone guy said. Then he noticed that his blaster saber was still on. He turned it off and put it in his pocket. "You know, where is the center of the castle?" He asked.

"Why do you want to know? After all, you want to destroy me." Said Celestia. Phone guy growled in frustration.

"Because I want to destroy the Floon. He stands in the way of me. I think he used the souls, because I use elements of harmony. But that means ..."

"I used the same souls ponies, which are carriers elements of harmony? Yes, I killed them without hesitation. Captures all! One thing which Flowey is right. It's kill or BE KILLED! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

"No! You monster!" Cried Celestia.

"I'm sorry about Twilight." Phone guy said.

"You liar! I should destroy you!" Celestia shouted at Phone guy. He was upset.

"You can call me as you want. But my family is the one thing that makes it let so to speak. No one has ever destroyed our honor, saying that we are liars. I'll show you the truth! Because I am Dan Lockcall!" Phone guy said. Then he took elements of harmony and took the crystals, which put it in his head. Then he began to run toward the exit, destroying each vine, which encountered. "Nobody is going to call me a liar!" Phone guy shouted jumping and destroing door. It was a mistake. "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Umpf!"

"Dude. When it comes to a hard landing, then you beat your record." Said jokingly Fredbear.

"Buddy. It hurts!" Phone guy yelled so loudly that Fredbear fell over. "Fortunately, I have a SAVE point in Canterlot before I jumped." He said.

"The doors fall off." Phone guy said standing in front of the door. "Maybe I can do it in a different way." He thought. Suddenly he heard hoofsteps. When he looked back, he saw that Celestia ran toward him." What do you want? "Asked Phone guy.

"Follow me." She said. Phone guy raised his eyebrows.

"You trust me?" He asked. Celestia looked in his direction.

"Sorta." She said, and then began to run. Phone guy ran after her.

"I still don't give up on the magic of friendship." Phone guy said.

"But I didn't say anything." Said confused Celestia.

"What? No, no. It turned out that I have a voice in my head that didn't correspond to any element of harmony, and after the event with my omega form began to sound. Worst of all, it sounds like you." Phone guy said.

"Oh. Anyway, the center of the castle is here." Celestia said, pointing to the library. Phone guy looked at her like 'Are you kidding me?'.

"It's important that we're here." Phone guy said. When he opened the door, he saw that the vines are in the middle of the room and hold six souls.

"I know that between us isn't good, but would you consider my proposal to change sides?" Asked Celestia. Phone guy looked at her and they both stared, until he was shock.

"I will consider." Phone guy said running to the vine. Suddenly the screen and big paws appear.

"Did you think I didn't know about your arrival? Well. I'll show you what I can do." Said Floon.

"Yeah. You forgot something." Phone guy said. Floon raised an eyebrow. "4TH WALL!" Phone guy shouted. Suddenly, two blue wall hit the screen and displayed a blue background. "Sucker". Phone guy said. Then he went to the vine and opened it like a door. He reached out souls, which become blue and circled around his hand. Then he turned toward Celestia, pointing thumbs up.

"I didn't know if I can trust you, but now I see that I could." Celestia said with a small smile. Phone guy gently smiled and then laughed.

"Oh. If you think so, you are wrong. I didn't say what is my intentions, but with the power of the six souls and elements of harmony, I will be more powerful. No one can stop me!" Phone guy shouted and began to laugh.

'THUD'

Phone guy fell to the floor, and Fredbear held metal pipe and held six souls in his magical grip. "Forgive me, so unannounced, but I didn't want to know it. He bounced a little, but I think the most important thing is..." He said taking his hand around which circled souls. He threw the pipe aside and took out the elements of harmony. "If you need help in restoring Twilight and her friends to life, then say." Celestia was shocked, but when she heard a proposal from Fredbear, she almost wept with happiness.

"Yes. Please. Do it." She said. Fredbear nodded.

"Then it's done." He said. Suddenly, a bright flash the souls disappeared. "They will be in their homes and they won't remember what happened. They may have new abilities, but it isn't a problem." Said Fredbear.

"What abilities?" Asked Celestia.

"Such as Phone guy, but not all. I don't know who did what he can, but keep an eye on them." Fredbear said, grabbing and pulling him along. "Ah. I almost forgot. Here. It will be useful to you." He said throwing ball of light. Celestia wanted to catch it, but the bullet entered Celestia. She was surprised.

"What was that?" She asked. Fredbear stood Phone guy at the door.

"Something that will help you fight with Phone guy. A couple of attacks and skills king Asgore. You will learn more in your time." He said. Then he went elsewhere. Celestia went into the hallway, but Fredbear disappeared.

"Thank you." She said quietly, but then seems she realized something. "Uhh. I'll need a lot of help with removing castle to the ground." She said, exasperated.

"It could be worse." Fredbear voice echoed in her head.

Author's Note

And so I think you won't like it. But I still write this SHIT!

MeGaLo

"Fredbear" Phone guy shouted.

"Yes?" He asked. Phone guy looked at him in frustration.

"I know that you are good and stuff, but there is one thing that I can not tolerate." He said angrily. Fredbear raised an eyebrow.

"What you don't tolerate?" He asked. Phone guy picked up the knife and cut some invisible rope. Fredbear felt a strange feeling.

"I do not tolerate traitors!" Phone guy shouted and threw Fredbear from home. "Go and never come back!"

"You can not do this to me. Even if I roll, I can come back." Fredbear said. Phone guy snorted.

"Not anymore. I cut you. Look." He said. Next to him appeared another Fredbear.

"What? N ... no." He said. Fredbear, who was near Phone guy, disappeared.

"That's the truth. Now get out!" He shouted, pointing toward the forest. Fredbear had no intention of doing so. "I have to use force?" Phone guy asked. To his left and right were Gaster blaster in the shape of changelings skulls. Fredbear turned and began to walk. "Wise choice." Phone guy said, closing the door.

Fredbear walked through the forest, without the bow-tie and no hat. "Stupid manticore. Why had such bad luck?" He asked himself. Suddenly Fredbear tripped and fell into the hole. "Ow!" He shouted. "Where am I." Fredbear asked. Suddenly, he found the skeleton of a pony with a black fedora and purple scarf. "I think he won't be offended if I take these." He said assuming fedora and scarf. Then he took a piece of cloth and bandaged his bitten hand. "I forgot about trimberwolf." He added. Then he climbed up the wall and left, then went ahead.

At evening, Fredward (name changed) was on the edge of the forest holding a stick. "Finally. I thought I'd never get out of this forest." Fredward said, walking toward the town. "I hope they won't want to beat me up or something." He said quietly and hopefully. Suddenly Fredward flew back and hit a tree. "What the?" He asked.

"Stay where you are you monster!" Screamed rainbow-haired pegasus. Fredward waved his paw.

"Hello. I am ..."

"I know who you are. Another Phone guy servant!" She screamed.

"Oh. It may interest you that I'm not with him." Fredward said quietly. Rainbow Dash hit him.

"I don't believe you monster." She said.

"Very well. Take me to the police station, or bury it somewhere where no one will find me. I won't resist." Fredward said improving fedora and shaking off the dust. "Lead the way."

"Wait. What?" Rainbow asked, surprised.

"Please. Don't put the stop. Take me and do what you want." Fredward said quietly. Rainbow was bewildered.

"But you should oppose! You are a Phone guy servant." She said, waving her hooves.

"I'm not." Fredward said.

"Show what you really are!" Rainbow ordered.

"Already." Fredward said.

"Stop pretending!" Rainbow shouted, waving her hooves. But when she did, two blue, magic spears shot out in directions where indicated. "Oh buck." She said.

"This is interesting." Fredward said, rubbing his chin. "If you want to know why it happens, I can say, but under the condition that I will be with all your friends." He said.

"Wait. You know why this is happening ?!" Rainbow said. Then she grabbed Fredward and began shaking him. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!" She screamed.

"Stop shaking me." Fredward said. Rainbow stopped and rubbed her hoof. "I gave you and your friends extraordinary powers. Some kind of new magic." Fredward said.

"What?!" Rainbow screamed. Fredward picks in his ear.

"I did it to give you the opportunity to protect. Phone guy is still contrary to appearances has control over the elements of harmony." Fredward said. Rainbow was on the ground and stared at him intently. "In the beginning, you and your friends won't control it, but I can help with that. With me, Phone guy pay for the evil that he wants to do." Fredward asked. Rainbow was a little uncertain, but agreed.

"Okay. If that means that I can prevail over these spears to consent." She said. Fredward nodded.

"Tell me where we can meet. Gossiped about some things, and tomorrow we start training." Fredward said. Rainbow nodded.

"This way." She said while walking. Fredward followed her.

"Well, what would you tell us Rainbow." Twilight asked.

"I know why I shoot spears." Rainbow said. Twilight facehoofed.

"Oh. Rainbow. But you can not ..." Twilight is not over, because Rainbow was holding a blue spear. "But how?!" Twilight asked in shock.

"I can answer that." Fredward said, coming out from behind the bushes. All except Rainbow accepted a defensive posture.

"Easy girls. He helped me learn my new skill. Rainbow said." I'm sorry Fredward. "She said apologetically.

"Amazingly, you're on my side, and more recently wanted me to kick." Fredward said.

"What do I do? These spears are cool." She said creating a new spear. Fredward nodded.

"Wait. Rainbow. Why are you on his side?" Twilight asked. Rainbow shrugged.

"He helped me learn how to make spears. But I still have the problem of accidental firing." Rainbow said.

"Exactly." Fredward confirmed. The girls looked at him.

"This mean that you help Rainbow with spears?" Twilight asked. Fredward confirmed. "But how she can do it?" She asked.

"Therein lies the catch. Not only Rainbow Dash can, but you all. Only each has something different. I will help you learn the power and control them. But we could go to Canterlot?" Fredward asked.

"Why?" Twilight asked.

"Celestia and Luna also have new powers." Fredward said.

"Oh. Okay." Twilight said.

"Thank you." Fredward said. 'I wonder what Phone guy is doing.'

"Mr. Stoney! Have you seen my phone?" Phone guy asked. Then he looked at the stone with a mustache. "What ?! You lost your glasses!"

"Coming back. I wants to see you tomorrow in Canterlot. How do I do the lessons, it is best to all students." Fredward said. All the ponies had mixed feelings, but Twilight was the happiest.

"Are we there yet?" Fredward asked. Rarity looked at him annoyed.

"Honey. You ask about it already twenty-one time. Why can not you keep quiet?" She asked.

"I'm lazy action animatronic. I want to do something, but sparingly. You don't know how it is annoying. Wait. You know." Fredward said.

"You're lucky Fredward, because we get." Twilight said.

"Thanks Celestia." Rarity said.

"I know that I can be annoying, but it isn't so bad." Fredward said. The train stopped, and Fredward headed toward the exit. The girls shrugged and went out of the car. "Hey. Girls. We'll shortcut." Fredward said. They looked at him.

"What shortcut." Twilight asked. Fredward snapped his fingers and created a breach in reality, leading to the castle. "I don't know if it's safe." Twilight said uncertainly. Fredward waved his paw.

"Where there. I used this all the time." Fredward said. Pinkie went to breach and watching it. Fredward kicked her to the breach and Pinkie landed on the other side. "You see? Safe." Fredward said. Twilight looked at him with reflectors. "She worked on my nerves, and for that I apologize." Fredward said apologetically. "Shall we?" He asked, and then passed. When everyone in the castle, the gap is closed, and Fredward stood at the entrance to the throne room. "Do the honors Twilight." He said. Twilight opened the door and came in with the girls. They all bowed etc. blah blah blah. In a word, they arranged for formalities and Fredward entered. "Princess." Fredward said, nodding.

"Oh. It's nice to see you again." Celestia said. "Why do I have the honor to host you?" She asked. Fredward came to the throne.

"I came on very important. It's about your powers." Fredward said, pointing at all. "I'm going to help you learn how to use them." He added.

"It's good to hear, because today, accidentally I burned my bed." Celestia said.

"Luna also has powers." Fredward added. Celestia looked embarrassed.

"Maybe that's why she behaving nervously today." Celestia said.

"It may be best to go after her." Fredward suggested. "By the way, we find a place to train." He added.

"Luna, open." Celestia insisted.

"Go away!" Luna cried.

"It's nothing." Fredward said. "Plan B." Fredward went to the end of the corridor, and then ran into the door, but they don't open. "Plan C." He said. He snapped his fingers, and the door opened. "The heck?" Fredward asked. The whole room was demolished, and in the bed, under the covers lay probably Luna.

"No! Leave me alone." Luna said from under the covers. Fredward came a little closer.

"There is nothing to be afraid of. It is possible that what I have given you isn't so bad." Fredward said. Luna moved quickly and when she removed the covers, everypony else fell back.

"So you did this to me ?!" Luna cried. Her whole body seemed to be made of material, in some places, been sewn. Her wings were torn and horn be cracked. Around the waist was halved and it looked like mouths full of large, yellow teeth. Her lips were torn, and barely stapled. "I will kill you!" She screamed hateful, causing it looked even worse.

"Uh huh. Mad dummy. I didn't expect. I was hoping for powers Toriel, but I was wrong." Fredward said backing. "It can soothe and try to loosen?" Fredward asked. Mad Luna was very close to him.

"First, I will deal with you!" She cried out and then fired dark blue ribbons from her body, such that Fredward flew at the end of the corridor and digging into the wall. "You can not escape me!" She screamed flying to Fredward with full force.

"Damn it!" Fredward shouted avoiding the attack. Mad Luna pierced through the wall, destroying it entirely. "Oh no." Fredward said. But suddenly the rubble were scattered in all directions, causing Fredward fell over. Mad Luna came out unscathed. Her ribbons again revealed and were catching debris, and then threw in Fredward. He avoided them like the best, but it got him. Fredward before he could escape, he was caught by the ribbon and Mad Luna looked at him with a flame in her eyes.

"I'll show you how strong a fall from a height could be." She said with a hiss. Suddenly Mad Luna fired through the ceiling and continued to rose with Fredward.

"For sure I can help." Fredward said. Mad Luna looked at him and smiled devilishly.

"You help me crashing to the ground." She said diabolically. Fredward paled. They flew up, until they reached the outside atmosphere.

"How do you breathe?" Fredward asked.

"It isn't important." Mad Luna said. Then she took a swing and threw Fredward to the ground. Then she flew with full force towards Fredward causing rainboom only in her colors. Fredward fell very quickly and Mad Luna pushed him, causing a higher rate.

"You leave me no other choice Luna." Fredward said. Then he snapped his fingers, and he and Mad Luna pitched in one building, destroying it. Fredward rose from the rubble and brushed himself. Suddenly Mad Luna headed Fredward. He quickly grabbed the sign 'to break down' and hit Mad Luna in the head, so that the sign fell apart. She looked at him with hellfire in her eyes. "Uh. Is it too late to apologize?" Fredward asked.

"Die!" Mad Luna cried.

"I'll take that to be so." He said. Mad Luna scored ribbons and Fredward escaped them, but the magic knives flying in his direction. He dodged them, but one of them cut the tip of his scarf. "My new scarf." Fredward said holding the tip, and then looked at Mad Luna. His left eye was blinking between the white dot and purple circle. "You'll pay for this!" He said with venom in his voice. Fredward raised his right paw in the air, and behind him came a big blaster-shaped head spider. Then Fredward waved his paw and blaster quickly charged and fired, causing Mad Luna flew back and broke through the building. Fredward appeared with a red flame before Mad Luna, and his left eye was red. "Now I'll show you the true meaning of madness." Fredward said, holding Mad Luna's neck and pressed her against the wall. Fredward was ready to strike, but relaxed his fist and grabbed his left side of his face. "No! No, no! Just stop. I won't have to bear the emotions. I have to stay calm." He said letting Mad Luna. Fredward calmed down and looked at the mare. "Take an example from me. If you give get carried away, it will change. A way you look again normally, you calm down and imagine your normal appearance." Fredward said. Mad Luna took a deep breath.

"Good I'll try." She said with screeched. Slowly she closed her eyes and breathed deeply. Suddenly, a flash of blue Luna was again. "It ... It worked!" She cried happily. Fredward rubbed sore ears.

"I'm glad you're happy, but can not transplant. Come on. I'm going to teach mane 6 and your sister, how to use the power that you gets."

"Why would you even gave them to us?" Luna asked.

"Because elements of harmony hasn't anymore hurt Phone guy and you have to protect yourselves." Fredward said. Luna nodded.

"It looks like it's the only way." Luna said calmly.

"Come on. We'll go a shortcut." Fredward said passing through the gap.

"Wha ... Whe ... What?" Phone guy asked in a knickers and rum in his hand. He was on a boat in the middle of the ocean. "How did I get here? After all, I was looking for my phone." He said confused.

Death by glamour

"Get up lazy oxen! Today is the train!" Fredward shouted, throwing air horns. Everypony, immediately stood up.

"But it's still dark sweetie." Rarity said sleepily.

"Nonsense. Just installment of the window." Fredward said parting the curtains, but it was still dark.

"What time is it?"

"2 am." Fredward said. Immediately after everypony groaned.

"We'll start with something simple. On the pages that you dealt, you write, what you sad, what bothers you, what you fear, etc. Thanks to this training can take place in a way that will allow you to unlock all the special skills. Luna and Rainbow dash doesn't have to do that, but the rest take to work. " Fredward said. Then he used the spider blaster to deal the cards. "You, write, and I look, what's going on." He said taking out a newspaper.

"Is it necessary?" Celestia asked. Fredward looked at her.

"Yes. This way I know how to activate your powers." Fredward said.

"Let's see what easier." Fredward said viewing cards. "Or I do otherwise." He said. He put the cards in front of him and then tossed a coin. When the coin fell on one card, Fredward picked it up and read it. "Mrs. Rarity." Fredward said. Rarity hesitantly approached him. Fredward put down the paper and got up. "You're hopeless fashion designer. In addition, you're fat, your mane is hopeless, and your dress ends in a bad way." Fredward said. Then he drank and wiped his face dress. Rarity was shocked. The other girls too.

"But ... you ... it's ... what ... b ... bu ... but ... grr ... ghra.Ghraaaaaa!" Rarity cried her eyes became white. Fredward hoped she did, but instead of any attack, he was treated by magical lightning. Before he knew it, Fredward was lying on the ground covered with ashes.

"* Cough, cough *. I didn't expect that one. Looks like I have to do it another way." Fredward said, standing up. "What's a star?" He asked wearily, but then fainted.

*SLAP!*

"Yes, Princess! I bring you Phone guy's head!" Fredward shouted, standing at attention instantly.

"Ehhhh. There's no need." Celestia said confused. Fredward looked around. Then lightly he rubbed his neck.

"Heh, heh. Sorry." He said quietly. Then Fredward saw Rarity, who looks at him with reflectors. "My vile action should unleash your powers, but it seems that I have to do it in a different way." Fredward said quietly.

"I hope that this is something important." Rarity said, walking beside Fredward who looked cards.

"Yes." Fredward replied hiding cards. "I'm going to see if using my talent, and knowledge of what is the Phone guy I can bring you crazy." Fredward added. Then he pulled out a bucket of sand and poured it on Rarity. "You're angry?" He asked. Rarity fired at him magical lightning, and then go away. "We'll try another way?"

"I tell you, Twilight, that Fredward exaggerating. I've had enough." Rarity said tired while eating dinner.

"Rarity. Fredward knows what he's doing. At least I think so. If he could help you discover the powers, it is possible that we will be able to defeat Phone guy." Twilight said. Suddenly there was a crack and a large pile of ash fell on Rarity. "But after seeing that, I think he is exaggerating a little bit." Twilight added. Rarity dug up from the ashes and began to chase Fredward. He began to run. "I think it's not going to end well for him."

"Fluttershy, honey. Can you give me that towel?" Rarity asked, sitting quietly in a chair by the pool. Fluttershy handed a towel, and Rarity spread it on a chair and re-laid. But after a moment she felt something strange.

"Get dunked on! This towel was covered with paint that doesn't wash away all week." Fredward shouted, hoping Rarity finally discovers his powers. Rarity stood with a towel, and her nostrils drew smoke. She began to shoot salvos of magical lightning in Fredward, who fled screaming.

"Oh my." Fluttershy said softly.

"Hmmm. Which dress to choose?" Rarity asked herself reviewing wardrobe. Suddenly, she heard a strange sound. When she looked right and saw a large skull resembling a dragon. "No." Rarity said. Fredward stood beside a large skull. "No, no, no, no, no!" Rarity screamed, but blaster began to charge.

"Dragon Blaster." Fredward said. Great blaster was ready to shoot. "Fire." Fredward said. Dragon Blaster shot a large beam that destroyed entire wardrobe, including dresses. Rarity was in shock, looking at the place where once was a closet with her dresses. Then she looked at Fredward with fire in her eyes. "I think I exaggerated." Fredward said. Moments later, he was launched outside the castle and flew so far that has fallen to the bottom of the mountain.

"I do not know what to do." Fredward said, walking beside Twilight. "I've tried everything. I was anxious to be the same boundaries. Maybe it's time to apologize." He said.

"It's possible that exaggerated even more than normal." Twilight said. Fredward confirmed.

"You're right. I'll go and apologize to her."

"Vincent. You know what is perfect madness?" Phone guy asked. Vincent denied. "Absolute madness occurs if and only if you meme." Phone guy replied.

"And what does this have to do with what you're doing?" Vincent asked. Phone guy stopped rummaging through the machine of indescribable size.

"Because I am only able to survive meme. You can not beat them, which means that only I'll stay." Phone guy replied, and then returned to the construction of machinery. Suddenly, the rope will hold it at the height of crack. "God dangit." Then the rope broke. "Dan Lockcall return and flood Equestria with sea of meme!"

"Rarity. Are you there?" Fredward asked knocking on the door. Nobody answered. "I'm sorry. I should not be so mean. I thought that if you upset, then your powers to reveal." Added.

"Go away!" Rarity cried out from behind closed doors. Fredward turned and began to walk away, but snapped his fingers and appeared spider and dragon blaster.

"Keep an eye on her. If anything happens, let me know." Fredward said, walking down the hall. After a few minutes of walking aimlessly Fredward met Twilight. "Twilight Hey. What's up?" Twilight stopped reading the book and looked at Fredward.

"Oh hey Fredward. What's up?" She asked, walking beside Fredward. He shrugged.

"I wanted to apologize Rarity, but I didn't want to enter the room. I was afraid that once again she treat me with magical lightning." Fredward said. Twilight looked at him in surprise.

"But you know Rarity knows only basic spells and magical lightning should be advanced." Twilight said, wondering, after a short while, she noticed that Fredward stands. "Fredward?"

"I'm so stupid." Fredward said, striking his hand on the head. "Thank Twilight! You helped!" Fredward shouted, running along the corridor.

"When did he give me a break?" Rarity asked herself, noting that behind the window was blasters. Suddenly, the door was knocked off its hinges and Fredward stood, holding the largest diamond. then handed it Rarity and fled. "What happened?" Rarity asked in shock. Fredward then returned and used the dragon blaster to destroy the diamond. Then he ran again and this time returned with plenty of material. Then he started making dress with metallic luster, consisting of black, silver, and purple material. When he was handed it to Rarity. She looked at him, then at the dress, then back to Fredward. "What is going on?" Rarity asked suspiciously. Fredward pointed dress. When Rarity looked at this clothes, she immediately noticed that this isn't some cheap stuff that was decorated with the most expensive diamond. "This is perfect." Rarity said. Suddenly dress is falling apart and showed Fredward thread, for which he drew. Something snapped inside Rarity. "It WAS perfect dress." She said softly. Then she looked at Fredward and her eyes were like aperture robot. "You know what? I've had enough. I will make your last living moments will be painful." Rarity said. On the bright flash of flesh Rarity was made of metal, but stylish. Fredward clapped his hands happily.

"I knew that eventually I could break you. My feeling is never wrong." Fredward said smiling, but when he looked again at Rarity, he saw that she is not to laugh. "Not again." Fredward said getting ready for what is coming.

"Oh, you bet you know." Rarity said with a slightly metallic voice. Suddenly the whole environment has become gray, and before Fredward appeared in his soul. The same, however, happened to Rarity. "Yeah. Death by glamour. Just great." Fredward said, and blasters, who guarded him, began to hum the song. Rarity waved the last of a sudden there were small mannequins holding umbrellas. Then they started rummaging inside themselves, and then threw hearts. Fredward them escaped, but suddenly half the room in which he had for some reason flash red, and when it stopped, big hooves shot. This process is repeated several times, then Rarity EX used a few more attacks.

"I'd rather not see, but I have to." Fredward said before dodging attacks.

"Sorry, but you have to be creative, not always be your excuse Fredward." Phone guy said to no one.

"Ghah" Fredward shouted, ducking. However, when a piece of the scarf appeared in front of his face, he saw a small hole caused by a lightning attack. "Fredward.exe not responsible. I turn on safe mode." Fredward said, his blasters immediately stopped humming death by glamour and looked at each other, then sad for Rarity. Fredward opened his eyes and his pupil flashing between red and violet. "Fredran.zip activate. Entry number eighteen. Looks like somepony wanna have a BAD acoustic time." Fredward said. To his left and right appeared spider and dragon blasters. "You'll pay for ruining my scarf!"

"You know Twilight. I think there is no need to worry." Rainbow Dash said, hovering next to Twilight.

"Maybe we should not interfere. Just to get along." Fluttershy said softly. Suddenly, with a loud bang and blaster shot, Rarity flew through the wall and plowed into another wall. Fredward went through the hole and in his eyes was pure hatred. "But maybe you're right Twilight."

"Fredward! Stop!" Twilight cried. Rarity came out of the hole and the girl noticed that she is made of metal.

"You'll pay for this!" Rarity shouted shooting magic lightning, but Fredward dodge them. Then he grabbed Rarity by the neck and lifted her to the level of his eyes.

"Don't you ever fucking dare you touch my scarf you little peace of shit!" Fredward said with demonic voice, and his pupil was yellow. When he wanted to snap his fingers, he stopped and grabbed his face in pain. "Ghaah! No. Not again. Just calm down." Fredward said releasing Rarity, who stared at him in shock. Only when Fredward held her and looked at her with hatred so great that the Tartar was comparable to an ice desert. When Fredward calmed raised Rarity and sat down on the floor. "Is this a bad time for an apology?" Fredward asked, embarrassed by his behavior, a few seconds ago. Rarity said nothing, only returned to her normal form and sat down next to Fredward. He looked at her, then at the girls. "Come on. We'll go to some restaurants. I bet." Fredward said, standing up. The girls shrugged and followed him.

"..."

"Are you sure we should do this? It's just an ordinary flower." One of the guards said, pointing to a red flower. This slightly raised and showed his face looking at him with a hateful smile. The guard stepped back frightened.

"First day. I can see that. You weren't ready for a flower that talk." Floon said, bending back toward the ground. The field that surrounded him was created by the princess to Floon not escaped.

"It wasn't out of the question." The guard said. The one who was experienced, looked at him.

"You don't have to be afraid. Princess created box to imprison him." He said reassuringly. Floon quietly laughed.

"Hehehehe. For how long. Day. Maybe two. What a difference. I'll kill you all." Floon said, not taking his eyes from the ground, and his smile was still small. But when he straightened up and looked at them, he meant that they were a bit worried. Right eye Floon emits red light, but it seemed like a strange substance that drips with the same color. His smile grew wider, and the greater Floon had a smile, the louder was the sound of breaking bones. The guards were horrified by what they saw. "At some point, even the princess won't be able to beat me. No one can stop me, and you know why?" Floon asked. They didn't budge. "Because I have a lot of possibilities. Suddenly pot shot two roots and broke through the barrier smashing it to pieces. Then the roots dug into the guards bodies, and after a while Floon pulled their souls, which got into his body. There has been too much difference, but it Floon got enough strength to be able to straighten up. but his nightmarish appearance remained. Floon started laughing his bloody laughter. When the other guards arrived, they found only two bodies, the broken pot and a hole in the floor.

"Not good. We must warn the princess. Speed hoof. Go convey the message that the prisoner get out. The captain ordered the guard.

"Yes sir." He replied running. Shining Armor looked at the hole and hoped that they can find Floon.

"People." Phone guy said to you readers. "I noticed that I was the most unpopular. Tell me why." He asked throwing aside tablet with an open history "Phone guy underFNadventureF in Equestria." "The next chapter is going to be something like QandA. Until not fall off. But here I go. So thank you everybody so much for reading and i will see you in the next chapter. Bye bye."

Author's Note

I'm serious.