Waking up in....Equestria.by AduskChaptersProlouge: Oh sh*t.......Chapter 1: New tricks, and markingsChapter 2: DarknessChapter 3: PainChapter 4: Fish slappingChapter 5: Fish slap ending. (aka joke chapters ending)Chapter 6: The worst past you can imagineCancelled.Prolouge: Oh sh*t.......Prolouge: Oh sh*t....... Chapter 1: Oh sh*t......... It was a rainy day in the world of Earth. And the thunder fell, destroyed, wrecked and even injured. But for this person. He loved it. "DAMMIT I SAID ATTACK!" The voice screeched. The controller 'accidentally' met with the wall, causing it to smash into thousands of pieces. The human groaned and ejected the disk of Skyrim out of the tray and threw it out the window. Meet Adusk. The normal average 17 year old. He always wore black denim jeans with chains hanging from them, a plain shirt and a mask. Yes. A mask. He started wearing this when he started drama classes, and he barely took it off. Not even sleeping. It was black with purple stripes above the eyes, and purple LED'S where the eyes shone through. His eyes were green metallic dots on the visor. it covered the top of the nose but not the nostrils. Spikes curled round to his locks of black and red hair. He was a orphan, his parents died 4 years ago. He was deeply depressed about this. but carried on. Despite the time of it. He sighed and decided to go and get a shower. And he did, hastily. He threw on a black pair of denim, chained jeans and a black shirt. He then went up to his room which had 2 doors running into hallways back to downstairs. He grabbed his phone and started playing poker. He looked out his window to see darkness falling and thunder with it. He wished he had a new chance at life without that voice in the back of his head, being lonely, or depressed. with this he hopped into his dark bed and let music play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU Twilight's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok girls this magic spell can summon broken soul from another dimension!" she announced "Is it dangerous?" a cyan Pegasus asked twiddling with her fingers. "Ya, Twilight. Are ya sure this will work sugar cube?" A southern voice asked "Yes darling, are you sure?" A marshmallow coated unicorn proceeded "Positive! The spell says we can summon a being and his area of land with him!" she said pulling out a scroll from her pocket. "AND we can learn so much about him! like his diet, planet, species..." She rambled on. She flared her horn up and started the ritual. The scroll bursted into flames and tore apart resulting in a large 'BANG!' They insantly saw a flash of light from a mile out the window. Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 The song finished and a large crack of thunder was heard from out the room. He shot out of bed with his I phone 5 and grabbed his pistol holsters from his drawer along with his pistol's. He headed straight for his door and counted to 10 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... *knock knock knock* A girlish voice along with the clip clop of feet drew closer. "Hello? anypony their?" The girly voice asked. WAIT WHAT. THE. F**K ANYPONY?! ok cool it. It could be a mistake. I crept up to the door and swung it open with my gun pointed at it. I expected to see a man but what i saw were....6 candy....looking.....pony/human hybrid. ANTHRO PONIES. "WHAT THE F**K!?" I screamed in a girly tone. "WHY ARE PONIES AT MY DOOR!?" "Hello creature! welcome to Equestria! i'm Twilight Sparkle! And you are?" "IT CAN TALK!? WHAT THE F**K?!" "Such foul language. Even it's clothes are foul." A marshmallow toned "Two things." I calmly spoke "First would you be surprised if A TALKING marshmallow appeared at your door and started talking? second would YOU be surprised if your talking to PONIES!?" "WELL I NEVER!" Twilight quickly place a hand over her mouth and mouthed 'sorry about that' "One sec." I quickly spoke and slammed my pistol into my holster on my jeans and started banging my head on the table.The 6 ponies quickly scattered into my house and started looking and shifting through my stuff. "HEY!" They all froze and looked at me sheepishly The orange and blue one poked its head out my fridge and started rubbing the back of their heads "Sorry...." "Its fine random talking ponies that just walked into my house. I will be sure to let you do that." I said sarcastically The cream one quickly walked up to one and started prodding at my head with her fingers "What are you doing?" I was silenced by the waterfall of blood coming from my head. I glanced to my table to see a large crack in it. "Are you okay Mr. creature?" "I am called Adusk. and i am a human. NOT a creature." "Oh...okay" she smiled and stood right beside a pink pony with a massive grin on her face. She suddenly shot towards me and tackled me too the ground saying something like: "HI-MY-NAMES-PINKIE-PIE-WHATS-YOURS?-DO-YOU-LIKE-CAKE-AND-PARTIES-I-DO-LETS-THROW-YOU-A-WELCOME-TO-PONYVILE-ADUSK-THE-HUMAN!" She blurted out. i looked at her with my jaw right open. She was then tugged off by a blue hand. "Sorry, Pinkie being Pinkie." "Um....ok?" I stuttered. "Can you come back tomorrow? i'm really tired. I mean i have just seen talking horses/ponies/humans at my door." "Sure 7'o'clock sharp!" The lavender mare beamed. After they walked out the door i asked them all their names: "Oh! no your not i am staying away from this crazy place don't come back!" Twilight sparkle, the lavender one. Rarity, the marshmallow. Rainbow Dash, The fastest flyer in Equestria. Fluttershy, The shyest pony ever. Pinkie pie, The sugar truck and Applejack, The most honest pony ever. Either way. I don't give a fuck. Chapter 1: New tricks, and markings*BEEP* *BEEP* *SLAM* I shifted into a sitting position and spoke. "Ugh....Mondays." I looked at my alarm clock. 2 AM Monday. It was slightly cracked from where I slammed my fist onto it. I groaned and felt a slight burning sensation at the top of my elbow. wait...BURNING!?. I rolled up the sleeve and saw....Tatau markings from Far cry 3. The top parts when you first get it in the story. In seeing this I instantly shot out my bed and started screaming and rubbing my arm trying to cool it. I then slammed my door to the bathroom open, turned the shower on and shoved my arm into the water causing a loud *SIZZLE* I'm gonna kill Twilight when I see her. 5 HOURS LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "DAMMIT I HAVE TOLD YOU 1 MILLION TIMES MOVE!" I was about to 'accidentally' throw my spare controller into the wall when i heard *WHAM* my door slammed open to show Twilight with a bag of quills, ink, scrolls and 6 candy pony's with her. 'JESUS CHRIST ON A PONY!" I yelled falling out of my chair onto my back hearing a few joints crack in the process She looked at me and started blubbering "I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HUMANS!" "Sorry about Twilight Adusk.." they all spoke in unsiion "Ok..your paying me for that door..take a seat then." I pulled a chair out and went to pop a can of J20. This was gonna be a long day. 3 HOURS LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "And eventually she died and blah,blah,blah. THE END" I finished wiping sweat from my brow. How many questions did she ask? i lost count at 258. Yes. 3 HOURS WASTED. But in those hours i showed them my Xbox-ONE and Xbox-360 and played a few games whilst Twilight said she had the same similarities with Phones. They had P-phones like my phone but with a Pony logo. Twilight magically put all of her friends contracts in my phone. I asked how she did it and she replied: "I'ts magic. ain't gotta explain shit." The things that happened in the past 3 Hours were as followed...chaotic: Twilight: Human stuff Rainbow: Breaking my stuff for losing on the Xbox. Applejack: Exploring my stuff. Rarity: Wardrobe Pinkie: Bouncing around Fluttershy: Left for animals. After everything being done, it was 10 AM and i started to ask Twilight about this Tatau on my arm. Apparently since my world does not have magic, my body started absorbing it. She said the longer i'm here the more arm it is gonna take. Awesome. I always wanted the Tatau from Far cry 3. Anyways Twilight asked me if she could run some test's on me to learn about my race. I accepted and but for one thing. to know about their race and values. They use gold coins called bits. I showed them my money, Notes, pounds, and coins. As we walked to the library the girls asked me the million dollar question. "Whats with the mask darling?" Rarity chimed. "Yeah dude whats with the mask?" Rainbow "Yeah if ah may ask, whats with ta mask sugar cube?" FLASHBACK -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "I love it mom!" I chimed "That's nice darling, put it on!" The sweet voice spoke. I did like she said and placed it on my face. It showed a HUD with a mini-map bullet count and objective meter. She just got me COD. "H-how did you make this!" I was shocked. "That's technology from your father!" Next day. My head was pounding. my bones ached. I was in shackles. Company people captured us. They were using us as hostages for their values. We were moving away from our house. And they just took us. And they were filming a video live to send to the arena. I had to see them kill my Dad and Mom. "So. you see we have some new contestants. it is you" He spoke pointing a gun towards me It was like slow motion. 2 triggers being pulled. They sped towards their heads. and drilled into their flesh. I was PISSED. I broke my shackles, grabbed the man that was in front of me used him as a meat shield and took his pistols. It was a massacre dead bodies were everywhere. And i was there. smiling, covered in blood. looking at the mass of corpses. The last words she said was: "The mask....." Present day -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 A single tear ran down my cheek and dropped to the ground. Twilight was looking at me with tear filled eyes. it was a touchy subject for me. "Oh Adusk i am so sorry..." She choked out "I couldn't save them...." I replied "What's on about now?" Applejack asked "I COULDN'T SAVE THEM!!!!!!!" Pinkie's mane deflated. Rainbow was looking away. Applejack had her hat tipped down to hide tears. and Rarity was wiping her eyes. Fluttershy was crying openly. "Ah am so sorry sugar cube.." Applejack sputtered out "Why is Pinkie's hair like that?" I asked "Mane." Pinkie replied "It happens when i get sad..." I placed my hand on her shoulder and spoke "Pinkie it wasn't your fault. At least they died by their son." I said hugging her Her mane went *POOF* and inflated again. What was her mane doing? Oh, yeah It's magic. Ain't gotta explain shit..damn it. As we got to the library the girls were giggling. Twilight told me she lives there....so she lives in a tree. Huh. That sucks. Well. Were here. I casually opened the door and were greeted by: "SURPRISE!!!" From half the town. "JESUS CHRIST!" I yelled Pinkie. YOU. ARE. GONNA. PAY. FOR. THIS. Speaking of the devil she bounced in front of me a did her 'OMG WERE U SUPRISED!?' talk. "Were you surprised? huh? huh?" She was a sugar mine. Brain.exe has stopped working. Reboot? y/n y ..... ..... Reboot complete Chapter 2: DarknessFlashback. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok then. last question. do you have parents?" Boom. heart shattered. Adusk felt a tear trickle down his cheek. They were dead. Killed in front of him. Murdered. You could cal it many things. Murder was the best. His heart was shattered. "Dead." -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Just then, Pinkie jumped on me. snapping my thoughts. And sugar rush in, 3, 2, 1, "Were you surprised?! huh?! huh?! oh! oh i bet you were!" She was looking at me with a grin that could split your cheeks open. "Wait...f-for me?" He spoke "Of course silly billy! why wouldn't it be!" I wrapped her in the biggest hug i could muster, and spoke those three words. "Thank you Pinkie" I had never had a party thrown for me like this before, well without my abu- "No problem silly billy!" she chirped "now have fun!" I did as she said and started enjoying it until Twilight asked me to answer the questions. I also asked her why the townsfolk aren't scared of me, and she told me that humans were myths and it's a honor to be in my presence. I jumped on the table and started. "So" I began. "What are your questions for me?" "Where do you come from?" A blue one asked "I come from the planet Earth." "What's your diet?" A yellow one spoke This particular question made my blood run cold. Should i tell them? well they have been honest to me, so it's only fair. "I am a omnivore." They all gasped at this. "But no. I don't eat pony's, i eat Fish, Chicken, Cow and Turkey on special occasions." Twilight was furiously scribbling notes on a quill and scroll she conjured. While the ponies were sighing in relief. 20 MINUTES LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 After being tackled by a mint unicorn 9 times it was coming to the end of the questions. "Ok, final question of tonight." I spoke "How long can you mate for? We can do it for five minutes" A male spoke. My head was dripping with sweat, but my hand was over my mouth trying not to laugh my ass off. FIVE MINUTES!? I was trying so hard until Pinkie did a funny face. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I roared "What's so funny?" He asked "Sorry" I said wiping a tear from my eye "It's just that my species can do it for over two hours...Or more." I spoke smirking "WHAT!?" They all shouted. "Get him!" the same blue mare from earlier asked "HE'S MINE!!" Another spoke *BOOM!* Their arguing was stopped when they looked at me with a pissed look on my face holding a pistol with a smoking barrel. They looked at me with rape faces until i spoke. "None off you are going to try and get in bed with me ok.." I roared with venom dripping from my voice. "Were sorry." They all spoke. "Good, now lets party." The next hour went on and the party was still going strong through the night. I was about to bite into a cupcake until i heard a voice behind me. Great. Another distraction. "HEY!" the voice spoke I swung round on my chair until i came face to face with 2 blue and red stallions with a pissed look on their faces. "What do you want?" I growled "We don't like new comers being the main talk here now do we Clean rag?" The red one spoke "No, we don't Brave. So we take it from them." He spoke cracking his knuckles and getting into a fighting stance. Some ponies noticed this and they started to watch. Then the crowd grew, grew and grew until the whole party was there. And they wanted us to fight. NOW. "Listen here fuck faces i don't care about what you want. go and clone yourself." "Why?!" He spoke with anger in his voice "So you can go fuck yourself." I spoke with a smirk Then the whole crowd shouted one word: "BURN!" "You'l pay for that!" He spoke charging at me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSUBpNRwPo&index=12&list=WL Brave was about to collide with me until i jumped to the side sending him straight into the chocolate fountain and coughing. Then Clean charged at me like Brave, but i dodged it and grabbed his arm twisting it causing multiple cracks. Then another force collided with me sending me straight into a wall. I got up and looked at Brave who was smirking demonically. "iFinis them.... you know they need to suffer....." It spoke in my brain. That voice.....It was him. I smirked at Brave and charged at him jabbing him in is gut and kicking him in his jaw causing blood to pour out of his nose. He was looking at me with a terrified look on his face. I then proceeded to kick him in his family jewels which caused him to fall to the floor clutching them in agony. One down two to go..... "Yes........Hurt Clean.....Do it....HE HAS TO SUFFER!" He spoke in my head I turned around and was greeted with a sharp pain in my right arm. I looked at what was plunged in my arm and i saw...a knife. Blood was pouring out of my arm, nose and leg. I simply pulled it out of my arm and threw it to the floor. I then put my finger on my knife wound and licked my blood off my finger. Sweet. My blood tasted sweet. "Sweet." I spoke with a demonic tone He looked at me with a terrified look like Brave and tried to run, but i grabbed him by his tail and threw him to the floor. I stomped my boot on his face causing more Cracks, and a broken nose. He then swung a left hook on my mask area causing him to scream and clutch his fingers, which were now swollen and black. I grabbed him by his neck and threw him against a wall. He looked at me with that look that says you have shit yourself in front of the crowd. "Whats wrong?" I spoke "Scared?" Music end I then threw a punch in his face causing him to fall to the floor unconscious. I was smiling widely until a shooting pain shot through my brain making me fall to the floor on my knees. I looked around me and saw all of the party's ponies look at me with fear and worry, And Clean with Brave unconscious in a pool of blood over their mouths. Did i do this? Oh no. I darted my eyes to my friends and saw the worst thing possible. Fluttershy was unconscious. Applejack had her hand on her mouth, Along with Rarity. Twilight was looking at me with fear, like you just killed a puppy. Pinkies mane was deflated and her mouth was wide open. Rainbow was looking at me with a wide smile "Twil-" I was cut of by a purple bolt of lightning striking me in my chest causing my to be knocked into a table splitting it in two and causing me to cough up blood with chunk of wood impaled into my shoulder. "GET AWAY FROM US YOU MONSTER!" She roared striking another bolt into my chest, causing another table to be smashed and another plank of wood in my body. I looked at her with tears seeping through my mask. And then i got up causing me to wince in pain. I hobbled over to the door and swung it open and hobbled out of it. I then started to sing with a tune playing in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRsgZuwf_8 I started looking looking at my friends with tears in my eyes and started limping home. What had i done? Twilight's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I saw him walking home. He was a monster. But we still needed to follow him. "We need to talk to him girls!" Rainbows POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 THAT. WAS. AWESOME. HE TOTALLY NEEDS TO TEACH ME THEM MOVES. Rarity's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 That was so unladylike! "I MUST have a talk with him!" She cried Applejack's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 What in tarnation just went on! That nice and gentle pony we met is now a monster! "Ah have a bone or two to pick with him!" She spoke Pinkie's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 What had he done? He hurt them and acted like a monster! "I'm gonna stay with Flutters and them boys.." Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 What had he done? Wait....THAT WAS HIM! I mentally shouted. Not before to long he arrived at his front door and clicked the key in, Causing the handle to be bloodied from his wounds. He swung his door open and locked it behind him. I then proceeded to grab a medical box, knife and pliers from his sink. This was gonna suck. Bad. Chapter 3: Pain"AH FUCK!" Adusk screamed. Pulling out shards of wood with pliers and a knife is harder than it looks. In fact it hurts. Bad. But here we were pulling out wood and screaming about it. Why did this have to happen to him? He wasn't even 20% done and was on the verge of losing consciousness, well what can you do? what can you do? *BZZZZT!* Mane 6's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok girls lets knock. I'm sure he w-" Twilight was interrupted by a loud high pitched scream. "AH FUCK!" The voice roared No doubt it was Adusk. And he was probably preforming surgery on him self. Idiot, he really was crazy. "Twi what should we do?" Rainbow asked. "Yeah ah'm sure he's in a lot a pain right now" AJ spoke. "Girls. Lets just teleport in their and put a cloaking spell on." Twilight replied "Good idea darling." Rarity (aka Marshmallow) spoke "Ok girls! Lets go!" She said *BZZZZT!* Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "FUCK!" He shouted Now it was him patching up his knife wound with stitches, Why? Because your supposed to. Ok...now for the cleaner..i am sure it won- "FUCK ME ON A PONY!" He roared. His vision was now blood red and the size of a penny. Just one. More. Final stitch..3..2..1..GO!!!' "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THE PAIN!!!!" He bellowed It was done....No more pain. THANK FUCK. I was finally wrapping my arm and wounds up. 5 MINUTES LATER. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Ah. Done. I have a bottle of J20, some painkillers and my Xbox. The best. "OK GIRLS NOW!" A girlish voice shouted. Just as i was about to sit up 2 pairs of arms grabbed me by my sides and pinned me down. Those 2 were....Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Well, i'm writing my will right now. They were looking at me with pissed faces like i just kicked a man in the family jewels. Twilight and Rarity then revealed them self's from the shadows. "What the hell are you doing!?" I was pissed off. "Get out!" "We want answers, NOW" Twilight sternly spoke. "We want answers from you!" Twilight spoke strapping me down with rope she conjured. "Like what!?" I replied with venom dripping from my words. "Why did you attack Clean and Brave for no reason!?" "WAIT WHAT!?" I was mad. So mad i would slap her with a fish until she loses consciousness. Yes. A fish. "Well?! EXPLAIN!" This was so loud it echoed through my room. "THEY. Started it. They was gonna beat me to a pulp because i was the talk of the party for my.....'abilities' so i was just defending myself!" I snarled at them. "Applejack?" Twilight called out "No lying Twi" She spoke keeping eyes on my face Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity's eyes were now the size of pinpricks and even smaller. "Adus-" Rainbow spoke shakily "My time for questions. HOW. DID. I. GET HERE." I spoke with looks that could kill a dog If this wasn't enough the whole room was looking at Twilight. And she was now sweating beds of sweat. "TWILIGHT." I spoke with venom filling the room "HOW. DID. I. GET HERE. "Um..well you see...." She stuttered And she told me everything. The scroll, The one wish i would get from it. NOT BEING ABLE TO GO BACK HOME. "Adus-" Rarity spoke like rainbow. But like you was biting your nails. "Get. The. FUCK OUT." I spoke coldly "FINE!" She snarled "GIRLS LETS GO!" They all scattered out of my door and slammed it shut. Honestly...Girls. This kinda reminded me of my dad.... How we always argued in fun...That freak accident....The scar.....Man everything..I wish he was still here. But then again we would just do the same thing...But that's why i loved him. Because we had a bond so unusual and weird that it looked like a sick joke. But then again he WAS sick. Those experiments he did...Those experiments on me. Those screams haunt me to this day...I need a drink. 2 HOURS AND 2 BOTTLES OF WHISKY LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I was drunk out my mind. So drunk i was on the verge of slamming my head on the table and sleeping like it. In fact,That sounded like a good idea. *WHAM* Sugar cube corner, Mane 6 -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ah don't know Twi...He's hidin somethin" The cowgirl spoke "I know Applejack...I just can't put my finger on it....I mean we were rough on him..But did you see that look through that mask? i mean why does he even wear it?" "Maybe he looks ugly?" Rainbow suggested, but was slugged in the arm "Ok..ok.." "Oh oh!" Pinkie spoke raising her hand "Maybe he's a evil monster and his eye's hypnotize you?!" She finished with a big grin "No darling i'm pretty sure-AHA!" Rarity spoke "W-what is is Rarity?" Fluttershy asked "We should eavesdrop on his memories!" "Wait what!?" Rainbow was shocked "Twilight your not gonna do this right!?" "I'm afraid it's the only way to learn why he does the stuff he does." Adusk's POV The dream realm. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Adusk was running down the corridors of his fathers company. Meclipse. Screams were heard down the hallways. I have to find Dad! Ah! Room 5! Great! He hastily opened the door and saw the most gruesome thing in his life. A dissected man who was still alive due to machines with surgeons surrounding him. Upon seeing this he instantly threw up his breakfast, revealing his presence to them all. "GET HIM!" The surgeon coated in blood commanded "What the hell is going on!?" He screamed as he was restrained by surgeons "Good....This one shall be useful for our next test..." The same surgeon spoke Then, He was injected with a green syringe knocking him unconscious slowly... "No.....no....NO!!!!!!!" He screeched while being dragged down a hallway losing his strength and hearing. Real world -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "NO!!!" He shouted falling of his bed in the process. It was that same nightmare....the one he had for years ever since that incident... He hastily got a shower, (How does this stuff even work anyway?) Put on a black shirt and ice blue jeans, And made out a plan for the day. 1) Get a job. 2) Meet some people. 3) Visit the Bar on the edge of town. Well...Better get started. I threw my laptop and fold-able guitar in his messenger bag, and walked out the door. Ok..so i heard a music shop in town that did music. Perfect! I was still getting looks from the ponies around me, but i didn't care. I decided to put a song on to pass the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjW4_OlhKfo After the song ended i was outside the shop. A pony told me where to go and ran off after. Meh, that's their problem. I decided to walk straight in and act casual. *DING!* "Hey welcome to the Scrat-" Her eyes widened in shock when she saw me. "Hey." i spoke casually "Your that dude from last night's party!" She spoke in a tomboyish voice "The one and only." I casually spoke "I'm looking for a job here." "Awesome! you can play some music from your world!" She spoke excitedly "Come on, if you play good i'll hire you!" She finished dragging me into a music studio. "Do you have a instrument?" "Sure." I replied taking out my guitar and setting it up. "Whats your name?" I asked "I'm Adusk "Vinyl Scratch aka DJPON-3!" She spoke with a smile After 5 minutes i was all set and ready to go. 3.. 2.. 1.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvOTw8UH6s After the song was finished Vinyl's mouth was opened like door and she was standing there with her left eye twitching "W-was that okay?" I asked with a shaky voice "Y-your hired." She spoke in amazement. "This is today's pay. I'll put the song up in the store. And i'll give you my number!" After she threw me a brown pouch filled with gold coins, which were what i assume bits. And exchanging numbers i was headed out to the park, When i heard a beep noise in my pocket. It was from Rainbow Dash Yo dude Twilight and the others want to apologize for last night meet us at Sugar cube corner at 8 PM Sharp Chapter 4: Fish slapping"Alright amputate subject 0's right arm for cyborg augmentation." The voice spoke. "AND while he is awake." Meanwhile...... Adusk was waiting patiently in his fathers room. He had told him to wait here because of a breach in the company or something and just as he was about to leave he was stabbed in his back with a sharp needle paralyzing him making him unable to move. And just like that he was carried to the room he one saw that man in strapped to the table. He was thrown on it causing his head to slam against the hard metal, and be strapped everywhere except his right arm. The room then was flurried with surgeons with a table filled with metal objects and bone saws "Begin the procedure" Spoke a very familiar voice that he recognized to well "FATHE-" He was cut off by a sharp metal object stabbing into his right arm causing blood to leak from it constantly. The next 4 minutes were absolute hell for Adusk. And the only thing that was heard in the facility was screams, blood curdling screams of pain. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He roared making himself cry so hard blood streamed from his eyes. Then he realized. Pain. It was all he knew. Real world -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "AH!" He screamed falling off his sofa. Ok this was getting stupid. This was the 5th nightmare this week! He hastily got up from his nap after yawning and got up to play some BF4 and getting ready for some music recording with his new gear he bought from Vinyl, He was worn out. He took his phone from his pocket and looked at the time 7:30 PM Should he go to sugar cube corner? Well...he was thirsty...nah. Just then he got a message from Twilight Twilight: Hey Adusk are you still coming? Adusk: Fuck off Twilight Just as he was about to make a smoothie he got a phone call from Twilight "What?" He spoke calmly "Look Adusk i know your mad at us but if yo-" *CALL ENDED* Jesus i said NO! Can she take a hint? Then....i got another call from her. "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?" I roared at the end of the phone "Did you just hang up on me?!" She asked in a pissed tone "Oh, I'm sorry, Did it sound like this?" I asked putting the phone down. *CALL ENDED* One word came to my mind right then. BURN!!!!!!!!! I knew something was fishy...they seemed nice...like nothing happened. Ah. I was about to walk out the door until i was greeted with another ringing noise coming from my pocket. It was Twilight. Oh for fuck sake. "What Twilight?!" This was getting ridiculous "COME TO SUGAR CUBE CORNER OR WE WILL COME TO YOU!!!!!" She threatened "You know what? I WILL AND I WILL SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A FISH!!!" "CALL ENDED* I put my phone back on the home screen and looked at the time. 7:50 PM. Good.......now for that fish. Twilight's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok girls the spell is ready!" She spoke with enthusiasm in her voice "Good Twi Ah'm sure he has sum explainin to do." Applejack spoke "But won't this be invading his privacy gals?" Rainbow spoke "Good point....But we have to darling" Rarity chimed "Um..I agree with Rainbow.." Fluttershy spoke hiding behind her hair. "Me too! that would just make us be a meanie!" Pinkie (aka Sugar4ever) spoke *BOOM!* Adusk was standing in the hallway with a fish in his hand. Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Ok..time to face the music. *BOOM!* "I came to kick ass and slap you with a fish." I spoke slapping the fish on my palms "Wat?" They all spoke unison I then walked up to Twilight with a goofy grin and reeled my hand back like a baseball player does with a bat, And...3...2...1... *SLAP!!!!!* Twilight was knocked unconscious with a bruise on her cheek "HEY!!!" Rainbow and Applejack shouted charging and flying at me. *SLAP!* *SLAP!* So...much....fun! Next was Rarity. *SLAP!* Fluttershy fainted for me at the sight of this. So...1+ point for making them unconscious themselves Pinkie was next with a fish like me with a goofy grin "You have long to go young fishawan.." I spoke impersonating Yoda "Use the fish!" Then i threw the fish at Pinkie knocking her down for the count. And after that the crowd of sugar cube corner was charging at me in rows with a pissed look on their faces. Que slaps in.... *SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* *SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* That. Was. Epic. All of the crowd were unconscious except Vinyl who was laughing her ass off with her phone recording me. I walked over to her and said the only thing that came to mind. "Hai" *Slap* "OW! THAT. WAS. AWESOME." She said with her jaw hung open "Mind if i upload this to Ponytube?" "Be my guest Vinyl" I spoke "Be my guest" 2 HOURS LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I looked at the video once more. Vinyl had gave me credit and was freaking out because of the view count. How much you may ask? 7 MILLION And 6 Million likes. I got so much hate and threat spam from the people i bitch slapped because Vinyl put my number in the description. Well. I'm gonna need another fish. Vinyl's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "BWAHAHAHAHAH!" I roared in laughter The video was funny even if I had played it 25 times He was so gonna be pissed because i put his number in the description. But hey...I'm Scratch. Then my phone screen turned to a call screen. Oh what a call from Adusk? *CLICK* Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "VINYL GET YO ASS DOWN HERE CAUSE I AM GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A FISH!!!!!" I roared at the end of the phone Chapter 5: Fish slap ending. (aka joke chapters ending)Groans could be heard from all of sugar cube corner. They shouldn't have messed with Adusk and his fish slapping skills. Seriously. They stunk of fish and had bruises covering their faces. They all wanted one thing. Revenge. And it was gonna stink for him. (GET IT? HUH? Ok....) Meanwhile.... "TAKE IT VINYL!" Adusk roared "TAKE IT ALL!!!!" *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* "Stop please Adusk!" She shouted "I'm gonna slap you silly with this fish!!!" "Stop chasing me and we can talk this out!" She suggested "I'M GONNA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU VINYL!" Meaaaaaaaaaaaanwhile at sugar cube cornerz. "Ok guys we have all the slap stuff we can use. Dough...Butter in a sock..." Pinkie spoke "Ok! so this is the plan!" 20 Minutes later, Adusk's POV "Ahhh...nothing better than playing on my Xbox......" Then suddenly footsteps began to get closer and closer chanting: "SLAP WAR SLAP WAR!" I looked out the window and saw all of the people I slapped unconscious in sugar cube corner were across the street. "Shit." Was all that came out of my mouth I immediately went into my kitchen and grabbed 2 fishes and swung my door open. "WE DECLARE A SLAP WAR!" A voice at the front shouted "I'll win!" I spoke "Ha! How? two-hundred of us and one of you!" "Yeah...well.....your a fuckin faggot..." "BEGIN!!!!" He shouted My eyes were now the size of pin pricks. I had..200 ponies coming for me. I took out my Iphone put a song on and jumped on a cart pushing me towards the crowd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLkgWEYvTsgqHO6vTqQEqWxBlW_6ykRmYz&v=ktvTqknDobU *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* I had knocked 30 out with my fish weapons and was still going for the count. Then Vinyl jumped in front of me and slapped me in my face with a salmon causing me to get pushed back from the crowd. "BOOM! THAT'S FOR THE SHOP!" She laughed Oh. HELL. NAW. I IS THE FISH SLAPPING CHAMPION. *[/size]SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" I laughed I had just slapped her so hard the she went straight through 2/10 of the whole of the crowd. 87 down. I quickly ran inside my house and locked the door behind me. I needed something better. IDEA. I went into my garage and grabbed my potato cannon. This was gonna be fun....and possibly stupid..... 5 Minutes later Its done.....Muhahahaha! I grabbed all the stuff resembling to fish i could find and booted the door open. "YOU WANNA PLAY RUFF?!" I shouted to them all "ALRIGHT. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FISH MY LITTLE PONYS!!" *[size=2em]SLAP!* *[size=2em][/size]SLAP!* 5 Minutes of screams, fish, stink and fish later. "MUHAHAHAHA!" I laughed "You thought you could beat me? Don't make me laugh." Just like sugar cube corner. the battlefield was full of fish, Dough and Butter in a sock? Anyway all of them except maybe 14 were unconscious again. Meh. I'm bored *SLAP!* I slapped myself in my face. Chapter 6: The worst past you can imagine"Subject seems to have recovered sir" "Good." He spoke "Where is he now?" "He is in the left wing." "Prep for testing." "But s-" "NOW!!!" "Ok..." Adusk was watching through the screen. Another test? Why...his father was up to something... Real world "AH!" He screeched landing on his face Another cliche nightmare? He just ignored it and went downstairs for some breakfast The past 4 days were chaotic for Adusk. Making songs, Slapping people with a fish...yeah...still doing it. It was abnormal. Even the main 6 pony's he met were trying to get him. I mean look at these texts! -Applejack: I'm gonna find you and slap you some sense! -Twilight: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ADUSK!!! IT TOOK ME 9 HOURS TO GET THE SMELL OF FISH FROM MY CLOTHES!!!! -Rainbow: I'm gonna smash you through some clouds!! -Rarity: You got fish on my new dress! -Fluttershy: How could you do that to those poor fish!!! Pinkie: We need to talk silly! Maybe he should...yes it's time to talk to them about his unwound future. -Adusk: Added you to the Mane 6 chat -Adusk: We need to talk. -Applejack: What do you think we've been trying to do?! -Adusk: Does stalking me while i'm in the shower count? -Applejack: ....... -Rarity: You did what?! -Applejack: Left Mane 6 chat -Adusk: Meet me at my house at 2:30 PM -Twilight: Ok -Rainbow: I'm getting a fish -Pinkie: Okie dokie loki! -Fluttershy: Um ok -Adusk: See ya then! Ok whats the time? I pulled out my phone and looked 2:12 PM. Better get ready. I sniffed my arm pit and they stunk. And take a shower. *KNOCK* *KNOCK* "Coming!" I shouted I pulled open the door to see all of the mane 6 all there and a very pissed Rainbow Dash. "Hi Rai-" *SLAP!* She just slapped me with a fish. "Ok....come on in." I said rubbing my cheek When they all were sat down and was comfy. I was about to speak until Twilight tackled me to the ground and charged her horn. "Hey dinner and movie first!" I shouted trying to push her off me *CRACKLE* *SIZZLE* *BANG* Adusk, 12. "I hate you dad!" I called out Then, a big muscled man came in with a pissed look on his face. "WHY?!" He bellowed punching me in the face "ALL I DID WAS LOVE YOU!!!" "I DON'T CARE!" I yelled punching him in his gut and running out the door. Adusk, 13, Birthday "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!" He roared shooting people left right and center. *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* After he was done, the room was filled with corpses everywhere. And Adusk was at the door of the room twitching and smiling. He bolted out the door and in to the corridors looking for this 'father' man. He stopped at a certain door and pulled it open. There was a man strapped to a table being operated on. "GET HIM!" Adusk, 15 Adusk was sat there in his cell, looking at the floor with little to no life in him. He was twiddling with his right arm moving it and sighing. The door then swung open and they escorted him to another room. Adusk, 16. Birthday I sat up and selected a tune on my I phone and started to sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwW9slmrKXo I was going to break free. And live my life. I waited until my daily checkup. As he flurried into the room I acted asleep to fool them. "HEY WAKE UP!" He shouted hitting me in the back with his gun I spun round and punched him with my right robot hand causing him to be knocked out for the moment. I flung his gear on me and shot him in the head causing blood to splatter everywhere. I inserted the keys I took from him in the door and braced my self for gunfire. I bolted off down the hallways "Hey he's escaping!" A guard shouted down the hallways I shot him in his throat and used him as a meat shield for the guards racing down the hallways at this moment "GIVE UP KID!" "I'M NOT GOING BACK!!!" I responded *BANG! BANG BANG! CLICK! CLICK!* I was out of ammo. And they were suppressing fire on me. Quick thinking i pulled a grenade out of the guards belt and threw it at the guards making them scramble for cover. I kicked the guards SMG into my hands and ran for elevator. "GET HIM ALL READY!!!" I wasn't going back. NEVER. I jumped in the elevator and hit the 60th floor. Payback time. After a swift clearing of the floor I was heading for Hoyt's office with a knife and two empty pistol's in my possession. I kicked the door open and saw him at a poker table with two guards beside him. "Ah! the little bastard that escaped my test unit!" Hoyt spoke "Sit! play a game of poker! because if you don't you will die!" And indeed, the guards were pointing guns at my head. With no other option available I pulled out a chair and sat at it. Hoyt then gave me half of his chips and served me some cards. "So" He began "Charles, Adusk whatever your name is it's slipped my mind. HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!?" He roared "We should keep playing. I'm dealing." He said throwing me some cards. "So, I caught your little escapade. I admit, it brought a tear to my eye. I'm rarely moved. But I'll admit, I underestimated you. Becoming a psycho, DESTROYING HALF MY ORGANISATION!" He was getting more and more pissed. He threw his cards face up on the table and I did the same. I won "But....let the chips fall where they may right? I forgive you." Hoyt continued "So. Name your price. Everybody has one. YOU'RE ALL THE PUPPETS AND WE PULL THE STRINGS! The system was designed to work that way!" He spoke again throwing me more cards and slamming his fingers on the table. I threw my cards face up on the table and he did the same. And I lost. He chuckled at this. "You know what Charles?" He spoke getting up "I'm going to go easy on you since your a family man." He now pulled out a knife and rubbed it on his trousers "ONE FINGER EVERY TIME YOU LOSE!!" I tried to get up but was restrained by two hands pushing me still on the table. "I think i'll start with.... the ring finger." He spoke placing his hand on mine. He then proceeded to slice my flesh to the bone with his knife and pull my finger off. And I was screaming impossibly while he was doing this. With a fit of adrenaline i elbowed both guards in their faces knocking them out cold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9xQCZq29Sc I clutched my 4 fingered hand while it was spraying out blood. "Aw, Charles, now we'll never be married!" He spoke throwing my finger to the ground "You could have joined me! YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INVINCIBLE!" He continued "EVERYONE WOULD HAVE KNELT BEFORE YOU!" "Fuck you!" I replied drawing my knife "I take no pleasure in this, really I don't!" He laughed "I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!" I shoute "That will be your last words kid." "Bring it on Fuck face!" I replied He lunged at me but I intercepted it with my knife and lunged at him but it had the same result. He then tried to kick me but i spun round and punched him in his face, making him stagger back. "You know i'm very disappointed in you, Charles. You watched your parents die and haven't seen them since!" "Where are they!" I asked "Don't worry. I fed their corpses to the sharks in my house!" "I'm going to kill you!" I shouted lunging forward, but him jumping back. "I have very powerful friends who will hunt you down!" He spoke trying to scare me "They won't find ANYTHING left of you." I replied He then proceeded to lunge at me again but i grabbed his arm and stabbed him in his shoulder area. "YOU CAN'T WIN! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!" He cried out "Then why are you afraid!?" I spoke back We kept on lunging at each other until he kicked me to the ground and continued to bring a knife down where i was shortly after i rolled out the way. "Your ticket out of here is on the roof don't want to miss that helicopter!" "I'll delay the flight!" I spoke blocking his knife I then grabbed his arm again and hit him with the butt of my knife and kick his knee causing him to fall over. As I was about to stab him he kicked me in my stomach making me fall over. Just as he was about to finish me I picked up my knife, turned round and stabbed him in his side. His knife was slipping out of his hand but I grabbed it and plunged it through his throat, I grabbed the knife in his side and plunged it through the top of his head making fountains of blood stain into my black hair. I picked up my finger near the door and walked away. Adusk, 17, school "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" The crowd chanted "Come on Tom, fight back!" I shouted kicking him in his gut "Get him!" Another shouted lunging towards me This was the seventh person to try and beat me up. And this was going to be the seventh person to go to hospital. I grabbed his arm and snapped it over my knee causing him to scream in agony and fall to the floor. "FIGHT BACK!!!!" I screamed with tears flooding my eyes "FIGHT BACK AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!" "Y-your parents d-died because of you." Tom spoke coughing up blood I grabbed him by his throat, threw him against the wall and started swinging punches in his face rapidly. I threw him against the floor and saw him crying. And then it hit me. They did die because of me. I couldn't save them. I looked at him with teary eyes and climbed over the school wall. Adusk, 11 "Dad what did you do!?" I screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WAS GAMBLING AND I WAS CHEATED OK!?" He screamed back "YOU JUST LOST 2 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!" My Mum roared He slapped her round her face and grabbed a knife. Just as he was about to slice her I kicked him in his gut and he staggered back. He then charged at me slicing at my left side of my face. I tried to dodge it but fell over a shoe. He sliced at my face and it cut deep into my flesh causing it to bleed rapidly. "I would prefer that bully Tom over you!!!!" I shouted with teary eyes "I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!" I finished running out the door to the hospital Present time *FIZZLE SIZZLE ORANGUTAN!* "Ow. my head..." I groaned I pushed Twilight off me and looked around at my room. It was normal. I diverted my eyesight to the 6 ponies in my room. They were looking at me with teary eyes and fear. "Uh..I have some explaining to do don't I?" I spoke rubbing the back of my head "Yes. yes you do" A elegant voice spoke I turned round and saw a white pony with a blue pony beside her. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Twilight told me about these. And two words came out of my mouth upon seeing this. "WELL SHIT!" I shouted throwing my hands in the air. Cancelled.Well, it was fun. But I'm cancelling. Here are some reasons. The story was jack shit. Errors, errors everywhere. I have been working on a new, BETTER. story. Well, it has a good plot (Vampires...) tons of blood, and most importantly, No errors.
Prolouge: Oh sh*t.......Prolouge: Oh sh*t....... Chapter 1: Oh sh*t......... It was a rainy day in the world of Earth. And the thunder fell, destroyed, wrecked and even injured. But for this person. He loved it. "DAMMIT I SAID ATTACK!" The voice screeched. The controller 'accidentally' met with the wall, causing it to smash into thousands of pieces. The human groaned and ejected the disk of Skyrim out of the tray and threw it out the window. Meet Adusk. The normal average 17 year old. He always wore black denim jeans with chains hanging from them, a plain shirt and a mask. Yes. A mask. He started wearing this when he started drama classes, and he barely took it off. Not even sleeping. It was black with purple stripes above the eyes, and purple LED'S where the eyes shone through. His eyes were green metallic dots on the visor. it covered the top of the nose but not the nostrils. Spikes curled round to his locks of black and red hair. He was a orphan, his parents died 4 years ago. He was deeply depressed about this. but carried on. Despite the time of it. He sighed and decided to go and get a shower. And he did, hastily. He threw on a black pair of denim, chained jeans and a black shirt. He then went up to his room which had 2 doors running into hallways back to downstairs. He grabbed his phone and started playing poker. He looked out his window to see darkness falling and thunder with it. He wished he had a new chance at life without that voice in the back of his head, being lonely, or depressed. with this he hopped into his dark bed and let music play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU Twilight's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok girls this magic spell can summon broken soul from another dimension!" she announced "Is it dangerous?" a cyan Pegasus asked twiddling with her fingers. "Ya, Twilight. Are ya sure this will work sugar cube?" A southern voice asked "Yes darling, are you sure?" A marshmallow coated unicorn proceeded "Positive! The spell says we can summon a being and his area of land with him!" she said pulling out a scroll from her pocket. "AND we can learn so much about him! like his diet, planet, species..." She rambled on. She flared her horn up and started the ritual. The scroll bursted into flames and tore apart resulting in a large 'BANG!' They insantly saw a flash of light from a mile out the window. Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 The song finished and a large crack of thunder was heard from out the room. He shot out of bed with his I phone 5 and grabbed his pistol holsters from his drawer along with his pistol's. He headed straight for his door and counted to 10 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... *knock knock knock* A girlish voice along with the clip clop of feet drew closer. "Hello? anypony their?" The girly voice asked. WAIT WHAT. THE. F**K ANYPONY?! ok cool it. It could be a mistake. I crept up to the door and swung it open with my gun pointed at it. I expected to see a man but what i saw were....6 candy....looking.....pony/human hybrid. ANTHRO PONIES. "WHAT THE F**K!?" I screamed in a girly tone. "WHY ARE PONIES AT MY DOOR!?" "Hello creature! welcome to Equestria! i'm Twilight Sparkle! And you are?" "IT CAN TALK!? WHAT THE F**K?!" "Such foul language. Even it's clothes are foul." A marshmallow toned "Two things." I calmly spoke "First would you be surprised if A TALKING marshmallow appeared at your door and started talking? second would YOU be surprised if your talking to PONIES!?" "WELL I NEVER!" Twilight quickly place a hand over her mouth and mouthed 'sorry about that' "One sec." I quickly spoke and slammed my pistol into my holster on my jeans and started banging my head on the table.The 6 ponies quickly scattered into my house and started looking and shifting through my stuff. "HEY!" They all froze and looked at me sheepishly The orange and blue one poked its head out my fridge and started rubbing the back of their heads "Sorry...." "Its fine random talking ponies that just walked into my house. I will be sure to let you do that." I said sarcastically The cream one quickly walked up to one and started prodding at my head with her fingers "What are you doing?" I was silenced by the waterfall of blood coming from my head. I glanced to my table to see a large crack in it. "Are you okay Mr. creature?" "I am called Adusk. and i am a human. NOT a creature." "Oh...okay" she smiled and stood right beside a pink pony with a massive grin on her face. She suddenly shot towards me and tackled me too the ground saying something like: "HI-MY-NAMES-PINKIE-PIE-WHATS-YOURS?-DO-YOU-LIKE-CAKE-AND-PARTIES-I-DO-LETS-THROW-YOU-A-WELCOME-TO-PONYVILE-ADUSK-THE-HUMAN!" She blurted out. i looked at her with my jaw right open. She was then tugged off by a blue hand. "Sorry, Pinkie being Pinkie." "Um....ok?" I stuttered. "Can you come back tomorrow? i'm really tired. I mean i have just seen talking horses/ponies/humans at my door." "Sure 7'o'clock sharp!" The lavender mare beamed. After they walked out the door i asked them all their names: "Oh! no your not i am staying away from this crazy place don't come back!" Twilight sparkle, the lavender one. Rarity, the marshmallow. Rainbow Dash, The fastest flyer in Equestria. Fluttershy, The shyest pony ever. Pinkie pie, The sugar truck and Applejack, The most honest pony ever. Either way. I don't give a fuck.
Chapter 1: New tricks, and markings*BEEP* *BEEP* *SLAM* I shifted into a sitting position and spoke. "Ugh....Mondays." I looked at my alarm clock. 2 AM Monday. It was slightly cracked from where I slammed my fist onto it. I groaned and felt a slight burning sensation at the top of my elbow. wait...BURNING!?. I rolled up the sleeve and saw....Tatau markings from Far cry 3. The top parts when you first get it in the story. In seeing this I instantly shot out my bed and started screaming and rubbing my arm trying to cool it. I then slammed my door to the bathroom open, turned the shower on and shoved my arm into the water causing a loud *SIZZLE* I'm gonna kill Twilight when I see her. 5 HOURS LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "DAMMIT I HAVE TOLD YOU 1 MILLION TIMES MOVE!" I was about to 'accidentally' throw my spare controller into the wall when i heard *WHAM* my door slammed open to show Twilight with a bag of quills, ink, scrolls and 6 candy pony's with her. 'JESUS CHRIST ON A PONY!" I yelled falling out of my chair onto my back hearing a few joints crack in the process She looked at me and started blubbering "I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HUMANS!" "Sorry about Twilight Adusk.." they all spoke in unsiion "Ok..your paying me for that door..take a seat then." I pulled a chair out and went to pop a can of J20. This was gonna be a long day. 3 HOURS LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "And eventually she died and blah,blah,blah. THE END" I finished wiping sweat from my brow. How many questions did she ask? i lost count at 258. Yes. 3 HOURS WASTED. But in those hours i showed them my Xbox-ONE and Xbox-360 and played a few games whilst Twilight said she had the same similarities with Phones. They had P-phones like my phone but with a Pony logo. Twilight magically put all of her friends contracts in my phone. I asked how she did it and she replied: "I'ts magic. ain't gotta explain shit." The things that happened in the past 3 Hours were as followed...chaotic: Twilight: Human stuff Rainbow: Breaking my stuff for losing on the Xbox. Applejack: Exploring my stuff. Rarity: Wardrobe Pinkie: Bouncing around Fluttershy: Left for animals. After everything being done, it was 10 AM and i started to ask Twilight about this Tatau on my arm. Apparently since my world does not have magic, my body started absorbing it. She said the longer i'm here the more arm it is gonna take. Awesome. I always wanted the Tatau from Far cry 3. Anyways Twilight asked me if she could run some test's on me to learn about my race. I accepted and but for one thing. to know about their race and values. They use gold coins called bits. I showed them my money, Notes, pounds, and coins. As we walked to the library the girls asked me the million dollar question. "Whats with the mask darling?" Rarity chimed. "Yeah dude whats with the mask?" Rainbow "Yeah if ah may ask, whats with ta mask sugar cube?" FLASHBACK -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "I love it mom!" I chimed "That's nice darling, put it on!" The sweet voice spoke. I did like she said and placed it on my face. It showed a HUD with a mini-map bullet count and objective meter. She just got me COD. "H-how did you make this!" I was shocked. "That's technology from your father!" Next day. My head was pounding. my bones ached. I was in shackles. Company people captured us. They were using us as hostages for their values. We were moving away from our house. And they just took us. And they were filming a video live to send to the arena. I had to see them kill my Dad and Mom. "So. you see we have some new contestants. it is you" He spoke pointing a gun towards me It was like slow motion. 2 triggers being pulled. They sped towards their heads. and drilled into their flesh. I was PISSED. I broke my shackles, grabbed the man that was in front of me used him as a meat shield and took his pistols. It was a massacre dead bodies were everywhere. And i was there. smiling, covered in blood. looking at the mass of corpses. The last words she said was: "The mask....." Present day -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 A single tear ran down my cheek and dropped to the ground. Twilight was looking at me with tear filled eyes. it was a touchy subject for me. "Oh Adusk i am so sorry..." She choked out "I couldn't save them...." I replied "What's on about now?" Applejack asked "I COULDN'T SAVE THEM!!!!!!!" Pinkie's mane deflated. Rainbow was looking away. Applejack had her hat tipped down to hide tears. and Rarity was wiping her eyes. Fluttershy was crying openly. "Ah am so sorry sugar cube.." Applejack sputtered out "Why is Pinkie's hair like that?" I asked "Mane." Pinkie replied "It happens when i get sad..." I placed my hand on her shoulder and spoke "Pinkie it wasn't your fault. At least they died by their son." I said hugging her Her mane went *POOF* and inflated again. What was her mane doing? Oh, yeah It's magic. Ain't gotta explain shit..damn it. As we got to the library the girls were giggling. Twilight told me she lives there....so she lives in a tree. Huh. That sucks. Well. Were here. I casually opened the door and were greeted by: "SURPRISE!!!" From half the town. "JESUS CHRIST!" I yelled Pinkie. YOU. ARE. GONNA. PAY. FOR. THIS. Speaking of the devil she bounced in front of me a did her 'OMG WERE U SUPRISED!?' talk. "Were you surprised? huh? huh?" She was a sugar mine. Brain.exe has stopped working. Reboot? y/n y ..... ..... Reboot complete
Chapter 2: DarknessFlashback. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok then. last question. do you have parents?" Boom. heart shattered. Adusk felt a tear trickle down his cheek. They were dead. Killed in front of him. Murdered. You could cal it many things. Murder was the best. His heart was shattered. "Dead." -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Just then, Pinkie jumped on me. snapping my thoughts. And sugar rush in, 3, 2, 1, "Were you surprised?! huh?! huh?! oh! oh i bet you were!" She was looking at me with a grin that could split your cheeks open. "Wait...f-for me?" He spoke "Of course silly billy! why wouldn't it be!" I wrapped her in the biggest hug i could muster, and spoke those three words. "Thank you Pinkie" I had never had a party thrown for me like this before, well without my abu- "No problem silly billy!" she chirped "now have fun!" I did as she said and started enjoying it until Twilight asked me to answer the questions. I also asked her why the townsfolk aren't scared of me, and she told me that humans were myths and it's a honor to be in my presence. I jumped on the table and started. "So" I began. "What are your questions for me?" "Where do you come from?" A blue one asked "I come from the planet Earth." "What's your diet?" A yellow one spoke This particular question made my blood run cold. Should i tell them? well they have been honest to me, so it's only fair. "I am a omnivore." They all gasped at this. "But no. I don't eat pony's, i eat Fish, Chicken, Cow and Turkey on special occasions." Twilight was furiously scribbling notes on a quill and scroll she conjured. While the ponies were sighing in relief. 20 MINUTES LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 After being tackled by a mint unicorn 9 times it was coming to the end of the questions. "Ok, final question of tonight." I spoke "How long can you mate for? We can do it for five minutes" A male spoke. My head was dripping with sweat, but my hand was over my mouth trying not to laugh my ass off. FIVE MINUTES!? I was trying so hard until Pinkie did a funny face. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I roared "What's so funny?" He asked "Sorry" I said wiping a tear from my eye "It's just that my species can do it for over two hours...Or more." I spoke smirking "WHAT!?" They all shouted. "Get him!" the same blue mare from earlier asked "HE'S MINE!!" Another spoke *BOOM!* Their arguing was stopped when they looked at me with a pissed look on my face holding a pistol with a smoking barrel. They looked at me with rape faces until i spoke. "None off you are going to try and get in bed with me ok.." I roared with venom dripping from my voice. "Were sorry." They all spoke. "Good, now lets party." The next hour went on and the party was still going strong through the night. I was about to bite into a cupcake until i heard a voice behind me. Great. Another distraction. "HEY!" the voice spoke I swung round on my chair until i came face to face with 2 blue and red stallions with a pissed look on their faces. "What do you want?" I growled "We don't like new comers being the main talk here now do we Clean rag?" The red one spoke "No, we don't Brave. So we take it from them." He spoke cracking his knuckles and getting into a fighting stance. Some ponies noticed this and they started to watch. Then the crowd grew, grew and grew until the whole party was there. And they wanted us to fight. NOW. "Listen here fuck faces i don't care about what you want. go and clone yourself." "Why?!" He spoke with anger in his voice "So you can go fuck yourself." I spoke with a smirk Then the whole crowd shouted one word: "BURN!" "You'l pay for that!" He spoke charging at me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSUBpNRwPo&index=12&list=WL Brave was about to collide with me until i jumped to the side sending him straight into the chocolate fountain and coughing. Then Clean charged at me like Brave, but i dodged it and grabbed his arm twisting it causing multiple cracks. Then another force collided with me sending me straight into a wall. I got up and looked at Brave who was smirking demonically. "iFinis them.... you know they need to suffer....." It spoke in my brain. That voice.....It was him. I smirked at Brave and charged at him jabbing him in is gut and kicking him in his jaw causing blood to pour out of his nose. He was looking at me with a terrified look on his face. I then proceeded to kick him in his family jewels which caused him to fall to the floor clutching them in agony. One down two to go..... "Yes........Hurt Clean.....Do it....HE HAS TO SUFFER!" He spoke in my head I turned around and was greeted with a sharp pain in my right arm. I looked at what was plunged in my arm and i saw...a knife. Blood was pouring out of my arm, nose and leg. I simply pulled it out of my arm and threw it to the floor. I then put my finger on my knife wound and licked my blood off my finger. Sweet. My blood tasted sweet. "Sweet." I spoke with a demonic tone He looked at me with a terrified look like Brave and tried to run, but i grabbed him by his tail and threw him to the floor. I stomped my boot on his face causing more Cracks, and a broken nose. He then swung a left hook on my mask area causing him to scream and clutch his fingers, which were now swollen and black. I grabbed him by his neck and threw him against a wall. He looked at me with that look that says you have shit yourself in front of the crowd. "Whats wrong?" I spoke "Scared?" Music end I then threw a punch in his face causing him to fall to the floor unconscious. I was smiling widely until a shooting pain shot through my brain making me fall to the floor on my knees. I looked around me and saw all of the party's ponies look at me with fear and worry, And Clean with Brave unconscious in a pool of blood over their mouths. Did i do this? Oh no. I darted my eyes to my friends and saw the worst thing possible. Fluttershy was unconscious. Applejack had her hand on her mouth, Along with Rarity. Twilight was looking at me with fear, like you just killed a puppy. Pinkies mane was deflated and her mouth was wide open. Rainbow was looking at me with a wide smile "Twil-" I was cut of by a purple bolt of lightning striking me in my chest causing my to be knocked into a table splitting it in two and causing me to cough up blood with chunk of wood impaled into my shoulder. "GET AWAY FROM US YOU MONSTER!" She roared striking another bolt into my chest, causing another table to be smashed and another plank of wood in my body. I looked at her with tears seeping through my mask. And then i got up causing me to wince in pain. I hobbled over to the door and swung it open and hobbled out of it. I then started to sing with a tune playing in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRsgZuwf_8 I started looking looking at my friends with tears in my eyes and started limping home. What had i done? Twilight's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I saw him walking home. He was a monster. But we still needed to follow him. "We need to talk to him girls!" Rainbows POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 THAT. WAS. AWESOME. HE TOTALLY NEEDS TO TEACH ME THEM MOVES. Rarity's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 That was so unladylike! "I MUST have a talk with him!" She cried Applejack's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 What in tarnation just went on! That nice and gentle pony we met is now a monster! "Ah have a bone or two to pick with him!" She spoke Pinkie's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 What had he done? He hurt them and acted like a monster! "I'm gonna stay with Flutters and them boys.." Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 What had he done? Wait....THAT WAS HIM! I mentally shouted. Not before to long he arrived at his front door and clicked the key in, Causing the handle to be bloodied from his wounds. He swung his door open and locked it behind him. I then proceeded to grab a medical box, knife and pliers from his sink. This was gonna suck. Bad.
Chapter 3: Pain"AH FUCK!" Adusk screamed. Pulling out shards of wood with pliers and a knife is harder than it looks. In fact it hurts. Bad. But here we were pulling out wood and screaming about it. Why did this have to happen to him? He wasn't even 20% done and was on the verge of losing consciousness, well what can you do? what can you do? *BZZZZT!* Mane 6's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok girls lets knock. I'm sure he w-" Twilight was interrupted by a loud high pitched scream. "AH FUCK!" The voice roared No doubt it was Adusk. And he was probably preforming surgery on him self. Idiot, he really was crazy. "Twi what should we do?" Rainbow asked. "Yeah ah'm sure he's in a lot a pain right now" AJ spoke. "Girls. Lets just teleport in their and put a cloaking spell on." Twilight replied "Good idea darling." Rarity (aka Marshmallow) spoke "Ok girls! Lets go!" She said *BZZZZT!* Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "FUCK!" He shouted Now it was him patching up his knife wound with stitches, Why? Because your supposed to. Ok...now for the cleaner..i am sure it won- "FUCK ME ON A PONY!" He roared. His vision was now blood red and the size of a penny. Just one. More. Final stitch..3..2..1..GO!!!' "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THE PAIN!!!!" He bellowed It was done....No more pain. THANK FUCK. I was finally wrapping my arm and wounds up. 5 MINUTES LATER. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Ah. Done. I have a bottle of J20, some painkillers and my Xbox. The best. "OK GIRLS NOW!" A girlish voice shouted. Just as i was about to sit up 2 pairs of arms grabbed me by my sides and pinned me down. Those 2 were....Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Well, i'm writing my will right now. They were looking at me with pissed faces like i just kicked a man in the family jewels. Twilight and Rarity then revealed them self's from the shadows. "What the hell are you doing!?" I was pissed off. "Get out!" "We want answers, NOW" Twilight sternly spoke. "We want answers from you!" Twilight spoke strapping me down with rope she conjured. "Like what!?" I replied with venom dripping from my words. "Why did you attack Clean and Brave for no reason!?" "WAIT WHAT!?" I was mad. So mad i would slap her with a fish until she loses consciousness. Yes. A fish. "Well?! EXPLAIN!" This was so loud it echoed through my room. "THEY. Started it. They was gonna beat me to a pulp because i was the talk of the party for my.....'abilities' so i was just defending myself!" I snarled at them. "Applejack?" Twilight called out "No lying Twi" She spoke keeping eyes on my face Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity's eyes were now the size of pinpricks and even smaller. "Adus-" Rainbow spoke shakily "My time for questions. HOW. DID. I. GET HERE." I spoke with looks that could kill a dog If this wasn't enough the whole room was looking at Twilight. And she was now sweating beds of sweat. "TWILIGHT." I spoke with venom filling the room "HOW. DID. I. GET HERE. "Um..well you see...." She stuttered And she told me everything. The scroll, The one wish i would get from it. NOT BEING ABLE TO GO BACK HOME. "Adus-" Rarity spoke like rainbow. But like you was biting your nails. "Get. The. FUCK OUT." I spoke coldly "FINE!" She snarled "GIRLS LETS GO!" They all scattered out of my door and slammed it shut. Honestly...Girls. This kinda reminded me of my dad.... How we always argued in fun...That freak accident....The scar.....Man everything..I wish he was still here. But then again we would just do the same thing...But that's why i loved him. Because we had a bond so unusual and weird that it looked like a sick joke. But then again he WAS sick. Those experiments he did...Those experiments on me. Those screams haunt me to this day...I need a drink. 2 HOURS AND 2 BOTTLES OF WHISKY LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I was drunk out my mind. So drunk i was on the verge of slamming my head on the table and sleeping like it. In fact,That sounded like a good idea. *WHAM* Sugar cube corner, Mane 6 -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ah don't know Twi...He's hidin somethin" The cowgirl spoke "I know Applejack...I just can't put my finger on it....I mean we were rough on him..But did you see that look through that mask? i mean why does he even wear it?" "Maybe he looks ugly?" Rainbow suggested, but was slugged in the arm "Ok..ok.." "Oh oh!" Pinkie spoke raising her hand "Maybe he's a evil monster and his eye's hypnotize you?!" She finished with a big grin "No darling i'm pretty sure-AHA!" Rarity spoke "W-what is is Rarity?" Fluttershy asked "We should eavesdrop on his memories!" "Wait what!?" Rainbow was shocked "Twilight your not gonna do this right!?" "I'm afraid it's the only way to learn why he does the stuff he does." Adusk's POV The dream realm. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Adusk was running down the corridors of his fathers company. Meclipse. Screams were heard down the hallways. I have to find Dad! Ah! Room 5! Great! He hastily opened the door and saw the most gruesome thing in his life. A dissected man who was still alive due to machines with surgeons surrounding him. Upon seeing this he instantly threw up his breakfast, revealing his presence to them all. "GET HIM!" The surgeon coated in blood commanded "What the hell is going on!?" He screamed as he was restrained by surgeons "Good....This one shall be useful for our next test..." The same surgeon spoke Then, He was injected with a green syringe knocking him unconscious slowly... "No.....no....NO!!!!!!!" He screeched while being dragged down a hallway losing his strength and hearing. Real world -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "NO!!!" He shouted falling of his bed in the process. It was that same nightmare....the one he had for years ever since that incident... He hastily got a shower, (How does this stuff even work anyway?) Put on a black shirt and ice blue jeans, And made out a plan for the day. 1) Get a job. 2) Meet some people. 3) Visit the Bar on the edge of town. Well...Better get started. I threw my laptop and fold-able guitar in his messenger bag, and walked out the door. Ok..so i heard a music shop in town that did music. Perfect! I was still getting looks from the ponies around me, but i didn't care. I decided to put a song on to pass the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjW4_OlhKfo After the song ended i was outside the shop. A pony told me where to go and ran off after. Meh, that's their problem. I decided to walk straight in and act casual. *DING!* "Hey welcome to the Scrat-" Her eyes widened in shock when she saw me. "Hey." i spoke casually "Your that dude from last night's party!" She spoke in a tomboyish voice "The one and only." I casually spoke "I'm looking for a job here." "Awesome! you can play some music from your world!" She spoke excitedly "Come on, if you play good i'll hire you!" She finished dragging me into a music studio. "Do you have a instrument?" "Sure." I replied taking out my guitar and setting it up. "Whats your name?" I asked "I'm Adusk "Vinyl Scratch aka DJPON-3!" She spoke with a smile After 5 minutes i was all set and ready to go. 3.. 2.. 1.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvOTw8UH6s After the song was finished Vinyl's mouth was opened like door and she was standing there with her left eye twitching "W-was that okay?" I asked with a shaky voice "Y-your hired." She spoke in amazement. "This is today's pay. I'll put the song up in the store. And i'll give you my number!" After she threw me a brown pouch filled with gold coins, which were what i assume bits. And exchanging numbers i was headed out to the park, When i heard a beep noise in my pocket. It was from Rainbow Dash Yo dude Twilight and the others want to apologize for last night meet us at Sugar cube corner at 8 PM Sharp
Chapter 4: Fish slapping"Alright amputate subject 0's right arm for cyborg augmentation." The voice spoke. "AND while he is awake." Meanwhile...... Adusk was waiting patiently in his fathers room. He had told him to wait here because of a breach in the company or something and just as he was about to leave he was stabbed in his back with a sharp needle paralyzing him making him unable to move. And just like that he was carried to the room he one saw that man in strapped to the table. He was thrown on it causing his head to slam against the hard metal, and be strapped everywhere except his right arm. The room then was flurried with surgeons with a table filled with metal objects and bone saws "Begin the procedure" Spoke a very familiar voice that he recognized to well "FATHE-" He was cut off by a sharp metal object stabbing into his right arm causing blood to leak from it constantly. The next 4 minutes were absolute hell for Adusk. And the only thing that was heard in the facility was screams, blood curdling screams of pain. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" He roared making himself cry so hard blood streamed from his eyes. Then he realized. Pain. It was all he knew. Real world -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "AH!" He screamed falling off his sofa. Ok this was getting stupid. This was the 5th nightmare this week! He hastily got up from his nap after yawning and got up to play some BF4 and getting ready for some music recording with his new gear he bought from Vinyl, He was worn out. He took his phone from his pocket and looked at the time 7:30 PM Should he go to sugar cube corner? Well...he was thirsty...nah. Just then he got a message from Twilight Twilight: Hey Adusk are you still coming? Adusk: Fuck off Twilight Just as he was about to make a smoothie he got a phone call from Twilight "What?" He spoke calmly "Look Adusk i know your mad at us but if yo-" *CALL ENDED* Jesus i said NO! Can she take a hint? Then....i got another call from her. "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?" I roared at the end of the phone "Did you just hang up on me?!" She asked in a pissed tone "Oh, I'm sorry, Did it sound like this?" I asked putting the phone down. *CALL ENDED* One word came to my mind right then. BURN!!!!!!!!! I knew something was fishy...they seemed nice...like nothing happened. Ah. I was about to walk out the door until i was greeted with another ringing noise coming from my pocket. It was Twilight. Oh for fuck sake. "What Twilight?!" This was getting ridiculous "COME TO SUGAR CUBE CORNER OR WE WILL COME TO YOU!!!!!" She threatened "You know what? I WILL AND I WILL SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A FISH!!!" "CALL ENDED* I put my phone back on the home screen and looked at the time. 7:50 PM. Good.......now for that fish. Twilight's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "Ok girls the spell is ready!" She spoke with enthusiasm in her voice "Good Twi Ah'm sure he has sum explainin to do." Applejack spoke "But won't this be invading his privacy gals?" Rainbow spoke "Good point....But we have to darling" Rarity chimed "Um..I agree with Rainbow.." Fluttershy spoke hiding behind her hair. "Me too! that would just make us be a meanie!" Pinkie (aka Sugar4ever) spoke *BOOM!* Adusk was standing in the hallway with a fish in his hand. Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Ok..time to face the music. *BOOM!* "I came to kick ass and slap you with a fish." I spoke slapping the fish on my palms "Wat?" They all spoke unison I then walked up to Twilight with a goofy grin and reeled my hand back like a baseball player does with a bat, And...3...2...1... *SLAP!!!!!* Twilight was knocked unconscious with a bruise on her cheek "HEY!!!" Rainbow and Applejack shouted charging and flying at me. *SLAP!* *SLAP!* So...much....fun! Next was Rarity. *SLAP!* Fluttershy fainted for me at the sight of this. So...1+ point for making them unconscious themselves Pinkie was next with a fish like me with a goofy grin "You have long to go young fishawan.." I spoke impersonating Yoda "Use the fish!" Then i threw the fish at Pinkie knocking her down for the count. And after that the crowd of sugar cube corner was charging at me in rows with a pissed look on their faces. Que slaps in.... *SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* *SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* That. Was. Epic. All of the crowd were unconscious except Vinyl who was laughing her ass off with her phone recording me. I walked over to her and said the only thing that came to mind. "Hai" *Slap* "OW! THAT. WAS. AWESOME." She said with her jaw hung open "Mind if i upload this to Ponytube?" "Be my guest Vinyl" I spoke "Be my guest" 2 HOURS LATER -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I looked at the video once more. Vinyl had gave me credit and was freaking out because of the view count. How much you may ask? 7 MILLION And 6 Million likes. I got so much hate and threat spam from the people i bitch slapped because Vinyl put my number in the description. Well. I'm gonna need another fish. Vinyl's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "BWAHAHAHAHAH!" I roared in laughter The video was funny even if I had played it 25 times He was so gonna be pissed because i put his number in the description. But hey...I'm Scratch. Then my phone screen turned to a call screen. Oh what a call from Adusk? *CLICK* Adusk's POV -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 "VINYL GET YO ASS DOWN HERE CAUSE I AM GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A FISH!!!!!" I roared at the end of the phone
Chapter 5: Fish slap ending. (aka joke chapters ending)Groans could be heard from all of sugar cube corner. They shouldn't have messed with Adusk and his fish slapping skills. Seriously. They stunk of fish and had bruises covering their faces. They all wanted one thing. Revenge. And it was gonna stink for him. (GET IT? HUH? Ok....) Meanwhile.... "TAKE IT VINYL!" Adusk roared "TAKE IT ALL!!!!" *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* "Stop please Adusk!" She shouted "I'm gonna slap you silly with this fish!!!" "Stop chasing me and we can talk this out!" She suggested "I'M GONNA SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU VINYL!" Meaaaaaaaaaaaanwhile at sugar cube cornerz. "Ok guys we have all the slap stuff we can use. Dough...Butter in a sock..." Pinkie spoke "Ok! so this is the plan!" 20 Minutes later, Adusk's POV "Ahhh...nothing better than playing on my Xbox......" Then suddenly footsteps began to get closer and closer chanting: "SLAP WAR SLAP WAR!" I looked out the window and saw all of the people I slapped unconscious in sugar cube corner were across the street. "Shit." Was all that came out of my mouth I immediately went into my kitchen and grabbed 2 fishes and swung my door open. "WE DECLARE A SLAP WAR!" A voice at the front shouted "I'll win!" I spoke "Ha! How? two-hundred of us and one of you!" "Yeah...well.....your a fuckin faggot..." "BEGIN!!!!" He shouted My eyes were now the size of pin pricks. I had..200 ponies coming for me. I took out my Iphone put a song on and jumped on a cart pushing me towards the crowd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLkgWEYvTsgqHO6vTqQEqWxBlW_6ykRmYz&v=ktvTqknDobU *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* *SLAP!* I had knocked 30 out with my fish weapons and was still going for the count. Then Vinyl jumped in front of me and slapped me in my face with a salmon causing me to get pushed back from the crowd. "BOOM! THAT'S FOR THE SHOP!" She laughed Oh. HELL. NAW. I IS THE FISH SLAPPING CHAMPION. *[/size]SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" I laughed I had just slapped her so hard the she went straight through 2/10 of the whole of the crowd. 87 down. I quickly ran inside my house and locked the door behind me. I needed something better. IDEA. I went into my garage and grabbed my potato cannon. This was gonna be fun....and possibly stupid..... 5 Minutes later Its done.....Muhahahaha! I grabbed all the stuff resembling to fish i could find and booted the door open. "YOU WANNA PLAY RUFF?!" I shouted to them all "ALRIGHT. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FISH MY LITTLE PONYS!!" *[size=2em]SLAP!* *[size=2em][/size]SLAP!* 5 Minutes of screams, fish, stink and fish later. "MUHAHAHAHA!" I laughed "You thought you could beat me? Don't make me laugh." Just like sugar cube corner. the battlefield was full of fish, Dough and Butter in a sock? Anyway all of them except maybe 14 were unconscious again. Meh. I'm bored *SLAP!* I slapped myself in my face.
Chapter 6: The worst past you can imagine"Subject seems to have recovered sir" "Good." He spoke "Where is he now?" "He is in the left wing." "Prep for testing." "But s-" "NOW!!!" "Ok..." Adusk was watching through the screen. Another test? Why...his father was up to something... Real world "AH!" He screeched landing on his face Another cliche nightmare? He just ignored it and went downstairs for some breakfast The past 4 days were chaotic for Adusk. Making songs, Slapping people with a fish...yeah...still doing it. It was abnormal. Even the main 6 pony's he met were trying to get him. I mean look at these texts! -Applejack: I'm gonna find you and slap you some sense! -Twilight: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ADUSK!!! IT TOOK ME 9 HOURS TO GET THE SMELL OF FISH FROM MY CLOTHES!!!! -Rainbow: I'm gonna smash you through some clouds!! -Rarity: You got fish on my new dress! -Fluttershy: How could you do that to those poor fish!!! Pinkie: We need to talk silly! Maybe he should...yes it's time to talk to them about his unwound future. -Adusk: Added you to the Mane 6 chat -Adusk: We need to talk. -Applejack: What do you think we've been trying to do?! -Adusk: Does stalking me while i'm in the shower count? -Applejack: ....... -Rarity: You did what?! -Applejack: Left Mane 6 chat -Adusk: Meet me at my house at 2:30 PM -Twilight: Ok -Rainbow: I'm getting a fish -Pinkie: Okie dokie loki! -Fluttershy: Um ok -Adusk: See ya then! Ok whats the time? I pulled out my phone and looked 2:12 PM. Better get ready. I sniffed my arm pit and they stunk. And take a shower. *KNOCK* *KNOCK* "Coming!" I shouted I pulled open the door to see all of the mane 6 all there and a very pissed Rainbow Dash. "Hi Rai-" *SLAP!* She just slapped me with a fish. "Ok....come on in." I said rubbing my cheek When they all were sat down and was comfy. I was about to speak until Twilight tackled me to the ground and charged her horn. "Hey dinner and movie first!" I shouted trying to push her off me *CRACKLE* *SIZZLE* *BANG* Adusk, 12. "I hate you dad!" I called out Then, a big muscled man came in with a pissed look on his face. "WHY?!" He bellowed punching me in the face "ALL I DID WAS LOVE YOU!!!" "I DON'T CARE!" I yelled punching him in his gut and running out the door. Adusk, 13, Birthday "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!" He roared shooting people left right and center. *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* After he was done, the room was filled with corpses everywhere. And Adusk was at the door of the room twitching and smiling. He bolted out the door and in to the corridors looking for this 'father' man. He stopped at a certain door and pulled it open. There was a man strapped to a table being operated on. "GET HIM!" Adusk, 15 Adusk was sat there in his cell, looking at the floor with little to no life in him. He was twiddling with his right arm moving it and sighing. The door then swung open and they escorted him to another room. Adusk, 16. Birthday I sat up and selected a tune on my I phone and started to sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwW9slmrKXo I was going to break free. And live my life. I waited until my daily checkup. As he flurried into the room I acted asleep to fool them. "HEY WAKE UP!" He shouted hitting me in the back with his gun I spun round and punched him with my right robot hand causing him to be knocked out for the moment. I flung his gear on me and shot him in the head causing blood to splatter everywhere. I inserted the keys I took from him in the door and braced my self for gunfire. I bolted off down the hallways "Hey he's escaping!" A guard shouted down the hallways I shot him in his throat and used him as a meat shield for the guards racing down the hallways at this moment "GIVE UP KID!" "I'M NOT GOING BACK!!!" I responded *BANG! BANG BANG! CLICK! CLICK!* I was out of ammo. And they were suppressing fire on me. Quick thinking i pulled a grenade out of the guards belt and threw it at the guards making them scramble for cover. I kicked the guards SMG into my hands and ran for elevator. "GET HIM ALL READY!!!" I wasn't going back. NEVER. I jumped in the elevator and hit the 60th floor. Payback time. After a swift clearing of the floor I was heading for Hoyt's office with a knife and two empty pistol's in my possession. I kicked the door open and saw him at a poker table with two guards beside him. "Ah! the little bastard that escaped my test unit!" Hoyt spoke "Sit! play a game of poker! because if you don't you will die!" And indeed, the guards were pointing guns at my head. With no other option available I pulled out a chair and sat at it. Hoyt then gave me half of his chips and served me some cards. "So" He began "Charles, Adusk whatever your name is it's slipped my mind. HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!?" He roared "We should keep playing. I'm dealing." He said throwing me some cards. "So, I caught your little escapade. I admit, it brought a tear to my eye. I'm rarely moved. But I'll admit, I underestimated you. Becoming a psycho, DESTROYING HALF MY ORGANISATION!" He was getting more and more pissed. He threw his cards face up on the table and I did the same. I won "But....let the chips fall where they may right? I forgive you." Hoyt continued "So. Name your price. Everybody has one. YOU'RE ALL THE PUPPETS AND WE PULL THE STRINGS! The system was designed to work that way!" He spoke again throwing me more cards and slamming his fingers on the table. I threw my cards face up on the table and he did the same. And I lost. He chuckled at this. "You know what Charles?" He spoke getting up "I'm going to go easy on you since your a family man." He now pulled out a knife and rubbed it on his trousers "ONE FINGER EVERY TIME YOU LOSE!!" I tried to get up but was restrained by two hands pushing me still on the table. "I think i'll start with.... the ring finger." He spoke placing his hand on mine. He then proceeded to slice my flesh to the bone with his knife and pull my finger off. And I was screaming impossibly while he was doing this. With a fit of adrenaline i elbowed both guards in their faces knocking them out cold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9xQCZq29Sc I clutched my 4 fingered hand while it was spraying out blood. "Aw, Charles, now we'll never be married!" He spoke throwing my finger to the ground "You could have joined me! YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INVINCIBLE!" He continued "EVERYONE WOULD HAVE KNELT BEFORE YOU!" "Fuck you!" I replied drawing my knife "I take no pleasure in this, really I don't!" He laughed "I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!" I shoute "That will be your last words kid." "Bring it on Fuck face!" I replied He lunged at me but I intercepted it with my knife and lunged at him but it had the same result. He then tried to kick me but i spun round and punched him in his face, making him stagger back. "You know i'm very disappointed in you, Charles. You watched your parents die and haven't seen them since!" "Where are they!" I asked "Don't worry. I fed their corpses to the sharks in my house!" "I'm going to kill you!" I shouted lunging forward, but him jumping back. "I have very powerful friends who will hunt you down!" He spoke trying to scare me "They won't find ANYTHING left of you." I replied He then proceeded to lunge at me again but i grabbed his arm and stabbed him in his shoulder area. "YOU CAN'T WIN! I HOLD ALL THE CARDS!" He cried out "Then why are you afraid!?" I spoke back We kept on lunging at each other until he kicked me to the ground and continued to bring a knife down where i was shortly after i rolled out the way. "Your ticket out of here is on the roof don't want to miss that helicopter!" "I'll delay the flight!" I spoke blocking his knife I then grabbed his arm again and hit him with the butt of my knife and kick his knee causing him to fall over. As I was about to stab him he kicked me in my stomach making me fall over. Just as he was about to finish me I picked up my knife, turned round and stabbed him in his side. His knife was slipping out of his hand but I grabbed it and plunged it through his throat, I grabbed the knife in his side and plunged it through the top of his head making fountains of blood stain into my black hair. I picked up my finger near the door and walked away. Adusk, 17, school "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" The crowd chanted "Come on Tom, fight back!" I shouted kicking him in his gut "Get him!" Another shouted lunging towards me This was the seventh person to try and beat me up. And this was going to be the seventh person to go to hospital. I grabbed his arm and snapped it over my knee causing him to scream in agony and fall to the floor. "FIGHT BACK!!!!" I screamed with tears flooding my eyes "FIGHT BACK AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!" "Y-your parents d-died because of you." Tom spoke coughing up blood I grabbed him by his throat, threw him against the wall and started swinging punches in his face rapidly. I threw him against the floor and saw him crying. And then it hit me. They did die because of me. I couldn't save them. I looked at him with teary eyes and climbed over the school wall. Adusk, 11 "Dad what did you do!?" I screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WAS GAMBLING AND I WAS CHEATED OK!?" He screamed back "YOU JUST LOST 2 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!" My Mum roared He slapped her round her face and grabbed a knife. Just as he was about to slice her I kicked him in his gut and he staggered back. He then charged at me slicing at my left side of my face. I tried to dodge it but fell over a shoe. He sliced at my face and it cut deep into my flesh causing it to bleed rapidly. "I would prefer that bully Tom over you!!!!" I shouted with teary eyes "I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!" I finished running out the door to the hospital Present time *FIZZLE SIZZLE ORANGUTAN!* "Ow. my head..." I groaned I pushed Twilight off me and looked around at my room. It was normal. I diverted my eyesight to the 6 ponies in my room. They were looking at me with teary eyes and fear. "Uh..I have some explaining to do don't I?" I spoke rubbing the back of my head "Yes. yes you do" A elegant voice spoke I turned round and saw a white pony with a blue pony beside her. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Twilight told me about these. And two words came out of my mouth upon seeing this. "WELL SHIT!" I shouted throwing my hands in the air.
Cancelled.Well, it was fun. But I'm cancelling. Here are some reasons. The story was jack shit. Errors, errors everywhere. I have been working on a new, BETTER. story. Well, it has a good plot (Vampires...) tons of blood, and most importantly, No errors.
