Catching them fins, real talk

by Maxx Phoenix

Rating: teen
Tags: Anthro, Main 6, Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Dark
Length: 1289

Twilight returns to the human world, but things get fishy with the quickness.

Based on art by PhysicRodrigo
and jucamovi1992
Twilight returns to the human world to surprise her friends for the weekend, but things go from 0 to 100 with the quickness.

Note: This is not my art. I have notified the maker.

Published 2016-01-14 06:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-15 02:17:56 UTC

The Beginning

It was a surprisingly quite in the humble town of PonyVille. Despite being happy about this, Twilight could not help but be a bit on edge. PonyVille does not have a very good track record for being peaceful for very long and with every sip of tea she takes, has to look over her shoulder to make sure Discord didn't revert to being a heel again or something along those lines. Spike and the Mane 5 can tell that Twilight was a fruit cake attack away from a mental breakdown.

"Girls, is it just me, or does Twilight look like she need a vacation?" Said Rainbow Dash.

"Yo Twilight, why don't you just take a vacation to our friends at Canterlot High." Spike suggested.

Twilight thought about this for awhile. She don't have any duties to perform and she wanted to really know human counterpart. For all intents and purposes, we will call this aforementioned counterpart, Midnight Sparkle. After some urging on by the Mane 5 and time used for contemplation, Twilight finally gave in and agreed.
One hour after packing her things, Twilight stopped to lecture her friends about how to reach her.

===Meanwhile in the human world ===
Three 'girls' sat in the living room, plotting. The girls in question are named Agloea, Radne and Picis.
They are not humans. They are motherfucking mermaids. "Yo, why must we play some bootleg yugioh when we could just as easily go out cause some extreme terror?" Said Pisis.
The leader, Agloea spoke up. "We are not the Dazzlings, they rushed into a battle that they were not prepared for and they paid for it via getting the everloving shit blasted out them. So shut your bum ass up and play the bootleg yugioh." Pisis rose up."How can i possibly learn to play this bullshit when noboby taught me to play." WIth that statment, Pisis walked out. Radne looked at Agloea. "Y'know, i say we find a way to disable our enemies, then the backup, and then we fuck with the kids at Crystal Prep Academy. Speaking of which, i wonder what they are up to.

====Meanwhile at Sugar-cube Cafe====
Cinch sat nervously in a booth by a nearby window. Sitting on the other side was Sunny Flare, Lemon Zest, Indigo Zap and Sugarcoat.
"You got some nerve, this had better be important." Said Lemon.
Cinch spoke up."It is, i want your help getting back at CHS."
Lemon Zest's eye twitched.

"Give us one good reason, you bitch".

"Maybe, so I don't expel ya".Cinch fired back.

Sugarcoat began to twitch and rattle.
"You?! EXPEL US??!! YOU ARE LUCKY YOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOB, YOU BASTARD. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MADE MIDNIGHT TURN INTO A RAGING SHE DEMON. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SPECIAL? I SHOULD THROW YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW, YOU CORN TOOTHED, ASS CHIN HAVING, MOLE FACED, PUNK ASS,FAGGOT ASS, CHILD ABUSING,MANIPULATIVE,UNDER CUTTING, FULL OF SNIFFLING STUCK UP SELL OUT PILE OF SUFFERING SUCCOTASH, HOT BREATH CIGARETTE SMELLING BRAIN DEAD PIECE OF SHIT SORE LOSER, CANCER TO SOCIETY, ROTTEN, COCK SUCKING, FUCKING WHORE ASS CUNT BITCH. I AM SUGAR TO THE MOTHAFUCKING COAT,BITCH." Sugarcoat calmed down.
"We were going to drop put anyways".

"What in the fuck was that? Cinch asked.

Zap spoke up. "That was an alter ego called SUGAR-ROAST".

Meanwhile, Twilight just enter the mirror, unaware that thing were about to go from zero to one hundred with the quickness.

===CHS===
On the lawn of Canterlot High, The Crusaders felt something wrong , so they went to go investigate. After the Friendship Games, Rarity forced them to use protection in the form of color coded outfits that made them look The Shield 2.0. After a few moment, Team Dark Star showed up.
Apple bloom could not focus because she jumped out of her window in a hurry and she injured her knee but she was she going to help her friends anyways. Diamond Tiara was nearby blowing off some steam from her mother. She saw the ensuing fight and noticed that Apple bloom's stance was off and she cant punch as hard as she normally could. This is a medical lesson: When you injure an arm or leg, it disrupts your vertical balance and as a result, you can not throw big punches as well as you'd normally could, and Diamond and Silver saw this and they needed to save their new friends. Apple Bloom went for her patented flying falcon punch, but she collapsed after trying to propel herself off the ground using her bad leg. Pisis grabbed Scootaloo by the hair and kneed her in the head while Sweetie Belle had her hands full with Radne. Diamond and Silver grabbed a now out cold Applebloom and took her to a lab in the school to perform surgery on her leg.
It was at this moment, Twilight came through the portal to see The Crusaders out cold on the ground. "What the" Twilight was cut off when a tranquilizer dart collided with her arm. Twilight pull out the offending object, looked at it and passed out. The worst is yet to come.

===The Pier===
Twilight woke up in a daze. "Spike, are you okay?"
Spike looked up to Twilight. "I am fine , but why the heck am i a seal.?".

Before Twilight could respond, she looked down at herself and saw that something was very wrong. Instead of legs, she has a long, big, purple, slender fishtail and gills.
Twilight had no idea what to do, so she did the only thing she could think of: Scream.

Pinkie Pie, who was at the pier doing the gods know what, when she saw Twilight in her new mermaid form.

"Whoa, I see heard about the mermaid costume games. The tail is on fleek." She said. As Twilight tried to piece together Pinkie's strange words, a large, slender, scaly antenna. "Wowie, how did you did you get that dende on your head. Pinkie Pie reached down and touched it.
that was a very bad mistake.

Author's Note

I hope i did good this time.

0 to 70

About an hour later, Diamond and Silver finally finished their surgery in which repaired Apple Bloom's leg.

"Okay, so now what?" Said Apple Bloom.

"Now, we got must get to the pier with the quickness. Silver already resuscitated Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. " Said Diamond.

Silver, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle walked in. Silver spoke up.

"I know of a shortcut to get their, but that means we have to go right through Sunset Shimmer's backyard."

The sound of this news made Apple Bloom's blood run cold. The Crusaders know that the Anon a Miss fiasco is still fresh in the mind of Sunset Shimmer. What they did not show in the IDW, was the Sunset warned The Crusaders that when the opportunity arrives, they would catch her hands.

"Ah don't know, are we really in that much of a hurry?" Said Apple Bloom.

"Yes, Twilight was taken and we to get there with the quickness.

===Sunset Shimmers house===
Midnight has decided to move in with Sunset for reasons that i could not find in the secret database.
Sunset was bitching and ranting at online stories that she found were about her and her peers. "What the fuck is this shit??!!!"
She yelled. Midnight was about to answear, but then she saw a pink bow. Sunset reconized the bow began to chase The Crusaders with Midnight chasing Her.

===Back at the pier===
Twilight sat in shock as Pinkie got her own long, sexy, pink tail.
"Oh no, the curse must transmit via touch." She Shreiked.
Pinkie of course snicked like an idiot.