[Takeover] When two ponies meet.

“A what?”

“A condom, what is it?” I asked with a stern voice.

“I well, I don’t have to tell you. I wouldn’t want to hurt your innocence.” Silver Spoon snarled with a smirk.

“Right so you don’t know makes sense seeing as Snips and Snails probably won’t even g near your filly hood until you start going through heat and are begging for it.” I said with venom in my voice.

“They’ll do whatever I please and besides I’ll never beg for it your just being the dirty liar that you are.” Silver Spoon remarked.

“Really like how I was lying when ii told you DT wanted this.” I said calmly gesturing towards my whole body.

“Hey! You don’t call her DT only I do!” Silver Spoon yelled.

“Not anymore bitch, now I’ve got to go really important stuff to do with DT your young mind wouldn’t undertand.” I said as I started walking off in the direction of Sweet Apple Acres only to be stopped by a hoof to the face.

“Nopony calls me that.” Replied Silver Spoon with an angry tone.

“You just made my day you whorse, I’m going to make every living moment from now to the next five minutes a living Tartarus for you bitch.” I said angrily moving towards Silver Spoon with a noticeable thump from my hoofs making her step back.

I swung my right forehoof and connected it to her face. I hit her in the jaw and felt something move at my side.

“So you’re the punk who’s been messing with our little sis.” A deep voice from behind me said.

“So, what do you think golden fork, should we beat this little ass like there’s no tomorrow.”

“Yeah I think we should platinum knife.” Golden fork said rushing towards me.

He rammed me and sent me flying into the air, but luckily I didn’t hit the ground, I hit a cloud. ‘Damn he sent me far up’ I thought looking into a second story window where a mare was showering. ‘Hello MS. Berry.’ I thought before looking back down.

“How are you supposed to get me from up here?” I asked before turning around and noticing a couple of clouds I could use to try and get away before I noticed the ponies at the bottom were silent. I looked down and to my surprise I saw Big Mac there talking to the two ponies bellow. I started to try and listen in but I couldn’t hear much but I did hear a few sentences.

“Ya ever threaten him again and ah’ll personally pound ya into the ground.” I heard Big Mac say as I finally decided to jump down to the ground but I never think things through. I fell and landed with a thud.

I got up and walked over to Big Mac. “Big Mac, why did you make those bullies leave?” I asked with an innocent face and question.

“Well I had some time to think after ya told me to never mess with anyone ya cared about... ah thought long and hard (giggity) about those words. Ya stood up to me, a pony at least three times your size, just to protect Rarity and let me know to never hurt ‘em. Twister if ya care about Applebloom enough to stand up to me then ah think you deserve to be with mah sister… just be more private when ya do things like that.” Big Mac said sporting a small gri- wait a minute did he just say Rarity.

“Um Big Mac did you just say Rarity?”

“Yeah Rarity why.”

“Rarity wasn’t at the party last night that was Rainbow.” I said plainly.

“No it wasn’t, Rainbow Dash was probably at her cottage last night.” Big Mac said with a blush… probably thinking about her nice form and tight flan- maybe I should just stop interrupting these thoughts, I mean most are true and they don’t seem like they’re going to stop anytime soon.

“Wait what, what do you mean her cottage?” I asked visibly confused. What in Tartarus is going on here?

“How do you mean, she’s always lived in her cottage by the everfree with all her animals.”

“Umm okay well I’ll go and talk with twilight about that.” I said thinking Big Mac’s gone crazy.

I started walking towards Sweet Apple Acres thinking that Big Mac was probably tired of something.

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I walked into the gates of Sweet Apple Acres and found Pinkie Pie trying to buck some apples with Applejacks cutie mark on her flank.

‘Ok I really need Twilight here because something is going on and I don’t understand it.’ I thought panicking.

I waited for a few minutes, panicking, before Twilight came Galloping into the gates.

“Twilight!?” I yelled running over to twilight hug and burying my face in her sweaty coat, it was pretty gross but I don’t care at this point something is wrong.

“Twister what’s wrong? Why are you crying into my chest?” Twilight asked but I just ignored her. I didn’t even know I was crying but I didn’t even care anymore. “Twister what’s wrong please just tell me.” Bye now she was basically pleading and holding me in her hoofs.

“(sniff) It’s, it’s, Pinkie Pie. There something wrong with her.” I said before putting my head back into her coat again.

“What, what’s wrong with Pinkie Pie?” Twilight asked with a worried expression.

“If’s ‘er utie marf” I said through chocked tears and her actually soft coat.

At this point Twilight grabbed me with her magic, hugged me, and put me on her back before trotting over to spike and cleaning him with her magic before galloping towards the barn.

“Pinkie Pie, what are you doing?” Twilight asked with a big fake smile.

“What do ya mean.” Pinkie Pie asked with a bad southern accent and a confused frown.

“Why do you have Applejacks cutie mark?” Twilight asked a little more worried.

“What do ya mean? It’s mah cutie mark, had it for a while now. Why would Applejack have my cutie mark, I mean she’s obsessed with fashion?” Pinkie Pie said with that same damn accent. Okay it’s pretty annoying but although I’m not going to say anything, considering I’m crying hysterically into Twilight’s back, I just hate it. I mean when Applejack does it’s actually pretty hot but when Pinkie Pie does it… it’s just annoying.

“Right well I’m just going to go back to the library I’ll see you later Appleja- I mean Pinkie Pie.” Twilight said before teleporting us back to her library where I, unfortunately, fell off Twilight and on to the floor earning a laugh from spike.

“Spike!” Twilight yelled causing the dragon to stop mid laugh.

“What that was funny.” Spike said with a small smirk on his face.

I stopped crying and got up facing him. “Spike it’s like you want me to take Rarity up on her, offer.” I said putting emphasis on the last word.

“You do that and I’ll kill you.” Spike said with a cold glare.

“Spike!  You won’t be killing anypony, now apologize.” Twilight said with an angry glare. “You to Twister.”

“Fine, I’m sorry Twister. You happy know?” Spike asked angrily.

“Yes know you apologize Twister.” Twilight said still angry.

“No. I’ll do something even better just give me some time.” I said with a mischievous grin.

“Fine then just go do your thing so you can apologize already.” Spike said annoyed.

“Dude you’re going to love what I get you but if you keep acting like this I may just have to tell Rarity not to go through with it.” I said with a small grin.

“Whoa Rarity what are you going to do?” Spike asked with a small excited grin.

“Twilight can you give us the room and go try to find out what was up with Pinkie Pie having Applejacks cutie mark please?” I asked with a smile.

“Sure.” Twilight said before heading out the front door.

I followed her out and looked on until she was out of sight then I turned back to spike.

“Hey Spike?” I asked.

“What?” spike asked smiling like a mad mare.

“Tell me how would you like to bang Rarity.”