Hi there! I'm Lavender Melody! I run the Cupcake Hospital. Um... Maybe I should explain that.

I always wanted to be a doctor, and I got a degree in it, which I'm proud of. But I didn't know what exactly to do. I moved to Ponyville and worked at their hospital. These days ponies ask why I don't anymore. It drives me crazy, because the question they SHOULD be asking is 'Why did that pony mysteriously disappear?'

One night at Sugar Cube Corner, I walked in late to get something, but nopony was there. I quietly opened the basement door when I thought I hear noises. And I saw... Things. I quickly closed it before Pinkie could see me. Thank goodness she didn't, or I wouldn't be here right now.

I told Celestia immediately, but she didn't believe me. I guess I can't blame her, who would believe that? I knew I couldn't take her on, but that meant I was useless. But I was desperate to do something! That's when I had an idea.

I got a home in the Everfree Forest, secluded so I could do my work. Now that I know Pinkie's schedule, I can help ponies escape. AND, I can use my degree to help them. Nopony knows. Only me, my sister Forest Shine, who helps me out, and the ponies who I could save. We are the only ponies who know of Pinkie Pie. We are the only ponies who know of the Cupcake Hospital.

Author's Note

This isn't canon to my other Cupcake story, Voices In My Head. Also, why can't I come up with something that ISN'T Cupcakes?