the big exploshon and the drunken teliport to a new universe
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geo in the cannon universe
the big exploshon and the drunken teliport to a new universe
"Go on take another swig Geo"I heard in the blur that is the drunken world.
"burrp ok then." i slerd as i started for another bottle of wild Pegasus and took down the whole bottle.
i as a unicorn can hold my booze well and take a good 3 bottles of hard liquor before i get drunk. So at my 33rd bottle i was not very impressed but everypony else was shocked. This was not my way of life but at a bar and after a hard week and free whisky i was able to wash the waste off for a wile. Well until the fucking hangover came tomorrow.
Just as i finished off a 35th bottle a explosion shook the building and then made the building fall in. As almost instinct i teleported. But in the drunken state i was in I did a different spell. The spell I did was a alternate universe spell. When i fell out of the spell i was in a weird version of Ponyvill. All the buildings were standing in great condition the library was gone but instead there was a large crystal tower like to the one in the crystal city in the Arctic where all of the Princesses live. Then I heard a gasp from a pink earth pony with balloons as her cutie mark.
"Your name is Geo right?!" said the Pink pony.
"How did you...
"just a gess and that twilight told me that you would be coming and to take you to her. My name is Pinkiepie. I hope that we can be best of friends."
Just then we got to the room were Pinkie Said that Twilight would be in. As i got into the room i heard a purple alicorn say
"So you are the pony discord told me about from the universe that i showed Starlight. Is all that all true?"
"Yes and how do you know Discord? i mean I know that i am in a different time line than the one i am from but my father discord cant be the one from this time line right?!!" i asked with a scared glance.
"He is the one and only god of chaos and one of a few people that I know that can travel into different timelines. So you are the sun of chaos and ya have his powers like time travel and such. Your time line is his favorite to be in. All the destruction and chaos that is there makes him happy. He is staying with me for a little bit so when you and are done talking you can see him."
Then a new pop sound came from the hall way. " Pardon my tardiness your majesty." Said a familiar voice.
" Sawtooth How the hay did you get here." yes it was the goul that i know and after he did the ungoul spell on himself he was a normal alicorn agen.
"What the hell how did you get here Geo?" Exclaimed Sawtooth.
"Drunk time spell." i replied
"Damn i thought your chaos powers would never show good job squirt. He said ruffiling my hair.
"Good to see that you two know each other already." said Twilight
" Know he has been teaching me for my entire life." i laughed
"yep he is my student and i hope that Discord would like to see him."
"OK so from my understanding you know everything that there is to know about that timeline." Twilight said
" Yep and how it happened."i stated smugly
"Good now tell me how this happened and if ya want we can get you back or you can get an amulet to come back and forth or just stay. "
"Ok so the whole mess started when the zebras attacked because luna was sending troops over there because you were using them like slaves. Then the resource wars started. Then you made a spell that could do anything it was told to and put them into gems. They were called megaspells.When things got bad the military used them to kill thousands. The zebras got some of them and that is it. There were ministry's and stables and stuff like the steal rangers but that will have to be tomorrow.Sorry but i have one hay of a hangover so before i pass out on the floor i will find a nice shack and sleep."
"no need i have a room for you and goodnight"