Fallout Equestria: Wander

by Avery Novastar

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Suicide / Self Harm, Profanity, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Violence, Crossover, Sex, Death, Fallout, Human, Narcotics, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Original Character
Length: 2861

Join Emmett on his adventures accross the equestrian wasteland as he travels with trying to be help whenever possible and find a way home

A hero, a man from another wasteland, the one who single-handedly defeated the former United States military the Enclave, the one who left his vault in serch fo his runaway father leave his vault to find him. thet man is Emmett Greenwell, The Lone Wanderer, Vault Dweller, and That Crazy Son Of A Bitch is mysteriously ripped from his wasteland leaving him stranded in a new wasteland confused, but not shocked (Because this is Emmett we are talking about) who looks to make new friends and new enemies, extinguishes a major threat and all the while looking for a way home.

Fallout equestria: Wander

Published 2018-02-01 22:50:05 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-19 03:33:03 UTC

Chapter one: New Wasteland, A Bitch of a headache, And ponies.

"I am never poping party time mentats and inhailing ultra jet again, well not until tomorrow anyway"

Emmet Greenwell, otherwise known as the Lone Wander, Vault Dweller, and That Crazy Son Of A Bitch is waking up after a hard night of extensive Party Time Menthat and alcohol usage. By his side is his iconic canine companion, Dogmeat. He is currently laying against a gray, decapitated, crumbling building as his duster lays splayed out at his side's as the riot armor beneath is exposed. His medium length messy brown hair dangles in front of his face covering it somewhat as his dog proseads to give him a few wet slopply licks to the face.

Dogmeat's saliva is currently running down Emmet's face do to the 'face bath' that Dogmeat had given him before. Emmet lifts his right arm lazely and pushes Dogmeat away with a weak from.

"Five fucking minets, Wadsworth." He says in a groggy voice, obviously not knowing where he is and what he did last not night. Then Dogmeat turned to his side, lifted his hind leg and pissed on Emmet.

" GAH,FUCK!" Emmet yelled in surprise, then he turned to face Dogmeat, glaring daggers in his eyes for a breaf second then he put his hand in his pocket of his duster pocket to pull out a wash cloth (he had it since he left the vault) to clense his face of sliva and urin. He then pulls up his Pipboy and takes a quick look threw his inventory to make shur that everything is where it is sopose to be. He then amelessly says "Ah, good. I got all my caps, stims, shit and more shit." He said after scrolling through his Pip-boy's inventory tab to make sure he had all of his equipment. He then stands up to jut bring his Pip-boy up once more as dogmeat pants as he paws at his duster. "What?" He asks focused on the Pip-boy looking at the map function which reads "Equestrian Wasteland" instead of the following "Capital wasteland" or "The Commonwealth".

"Jeasus Christ... The one and only thing the shouldn't of broken is broken." He then parts his head to find his Stetson is gone. "And where the hell's my hat." He asks himself as he looks down to the ground to o ly find it laying next to Black Hawk "Hell yeah!" He bends over to lift it up with his gloved hand to place it firmly on his head as he looks over his precious gun to see that it is still functioning properly and stuffs it in his pocket, but to be disrupted by particularity loud yelling.

"Get the fuck off me asshole!" A voice of a Woman is heard as well as struggling and if on que Dogmeat goes bolting off, but off in the opposite direction.

"Dogmeat! Stop!" Emmett yells but sighs when he doesn't listen "Well duty calls." He says as he runs toward a small parking lot cluttered with wagons and chariots rasing some questions for him but not until he turns a corner to spot as oddity, two unicorn mares and a female griffin like from mythology dressed in scrappy armor holding a unicorn mare down who is struggling as one of the mares progress to rape her.

"Oh~ your going to be my sexy little toy meat until I find another!" She yells as she goes to plug her muzzle in her croch.

This telling him what kind of people they are he pulls out Black Hawk and says. "Hey, You! Dike! Your shit on the threat part, I heard better threats from Children!" He smerks

"You, your fucking next to be-" she is shocked too much by who she's talking to in that moment as well as the others to finish what she was going to say "What-wa-what!?" She says in pure shock "Who the fuck are you."

"Well I'm the Lone fucking Wander, I don't know why I informed you three but your raiding asses are dead." And at that moment, faster than any can react he fires three quick shots planting three holes in all of them as the fall to the ground with a wet plop. He turns to the mare who he just saved who is cowered up against a wall "Well what's your name, miss?" He asks but she draws a needler pistol from one of the raiders shoot in him in the arm 3 times bairly wincing.

"What the fuck are you!?" She asks as she throws the pistol at him in her magic.

"Now that's not a nice way to say thanks to the man who saved your puss from being raped by a bunch of raiders, by the way I'm Emmett Greenwell." He says as he stands there as she calms a bit and speaks

"Sorry.. um I guessing you might want to know my name?" He knods towards the mare who then speaks once again as she gets up to lot the raiders that he killed "It's Rose, or Rosemary." She says as she swipes her white mane out of her face as she lifts a Assault rifle off the mare who was going to rape her. The rifle being an exact copy of of the common R90 Assault rifle he is used to.

"So how did you end up in this predicament?" He asks curiously as he twirls Black Hawk in his hand.

"Um.. well I kinda was taken by surprise, theese cunts fucking snuck up on me." She says as she then pull away from the corpse "What the hell are you anyway?"

"I'm a human, homosapien. You are.." then he smerks jokingly "a Sexy little unicorn thing" this unexpectedly gets her to laugh and blush.

"Hey! Look if you're hitting on me my barn door mostly don't swing that way." She say shaking her head as Emmett is still something.

"Sorry, I was just kidding, just trying to briten the mood."

"Yah, Yah, yah.." she rolls her eyes and then says "Look, I was out going to a pre-war ministry building in hopes to find some tech, but got jumped. Sorry to as-" but she is cut off by Emmett.

"Ohh." He says turning into the radio on his Pip-boy and a male voice plays over the radio reminding him of his friend Three Dog.

"Hello Equestrian Wasteland, It's DJ PON3 here broadcasting from Tempony Tower located in the middle of the Manehatten ruins, it's time for some news. Well the tower is still surrounded by raiders, to anypony who is planning on visiting, I say stay the hell away unless if you want a few extra holes in your body. And on other news you know of Sparkle World, the raider amusement park in the Mareschusetts area, The Chains and thair leader Sex Feind the second most powerful raider superpower, I just met thair destroyer, Cracked Perl and I shit you not she's a descendant of Rarity and Sweetie belle. Now onto the music, and here is Velvet Remedy." the DJ finishes as a beautiful voice plays over the radio.

"Huhh.. that's nagstalgic.." he he says remembering his first time hearing GNR in Megaton but then is snapped back to reality by a pebble being thrown at him. "Huh? What sorry, what were you saying?"

Rosemary sighs as she stand a bit closer and says "Well, I was asking you if you'll like to help me aqueire something from be the ruins of a ministry building." She says slightly annoyed at the fact he wasn't listening the first time.

"Ehh.. Why not. I got no clue where I am and how I got here, plus my dog ran off to God only knows. Hopefully he'll come back." he says leaning up against a decaying white painted wall behind him as the unicorn known as Rosemary sits down once more on the gray cracked pavement.

"Well, um your just north of Ministry hub 378." she says and at that his Pip-boy beeps as it marks the location of the building, she looks towards his Pip-boy and says "You got a Pip-buck?" she asks him surprised at the fact he has one.

"Well its a Pip-boy 3000 series modle. And i take it im not on Earth anymore." he says and this shocks her

"Wait!? What!? li-like your a space alien!?"

"Yep, I even have my own mothership, take it that I had to fight through swarms of aliens to get it but, how did i get my chemmed up ass here?" he asks himself as Rose just stairs at him.

"How are you not shocked that your in a different world!?" she exclaims just looking dumbstruck at how causally the man is acting.

"Ehh... I was in weirder." he tells her "So where am I?"

"Well.. the equestrian wasteland, Welcome to fucking hell." she then stands up and asks "Can we get going, i don't wanna be sitting around on my ass all day next to a bunch of raider corpses." and at this the man knods and follows her.

once outside the decapitated, steel, rusted structure that is similar to those seen around the Boston area he looks up at a crooked sign with the highly recognizable emblem, and one he once bared himself, the symbol of the Brotherhood of Steel. " The Brotherhood? " he asks her but she looks at him questionably.

"I don't know who this Brotherhood is, but that's Ministry of Wartime Technologies." she says as they come upon a maglocked door sealing the front left door, but to the right the door is blown inward as the control terminal sits between the doors, in a rusted broken heap as error messages continue to loop through the terminal.

Emmett presses onward through the damaged doors to come across a blockade formed within the building. skeletal remains litter the floor as burns and long dried blood coats the walls in the greeting area. banners hang from the ceiling promoting the Steel Rangers. At the far end of the room a once nice desk sits battered and broken with a genitally glowing terminal still seated on it. "Well, look at that, hacky time!" he exclaims and bolts forward to the termnal without any clue to what they are looking for. once he reaches the desk he vaults over it and pulls the chair out. he connects his Pip-boy up to the terminal to link with its code to bypass most of the security, leading up to the password. His fingers dance accross the terminals keys until he finds the password "Potato. Of course, who comes up with theese passwords anyway, look at this, a few audio files and they seem to be in good condition." He says uploading them to his Pip-boy as Rosemary stands next to him.

"I don't know." She says simply "Can I get on that terminal now?" She asks as Emmett vacates the chair and then he pulls the Pip-boy up and scrolls through the many logs and notes he has on his Pip-boy until he comes up on a log titled 'Fuck this job.' and plays it.

"Ghh... I can't baer this job any longer, this fucking war is putting too much on my mind. They have me keeping tabs on everyone here and they cut my break and lunch break to fucking 20 minutes opposed to an hour and a half and on top of all that they cut my pay, working dubble the time for two times less pay I was getting. Fuck!" A mares voice was heard over the speakers of Emmett's Pip-boy "guess someone didn't like thair job." He said that with a smerk.

Rosemary sighs and her horn glows, she focuses so the screen to find what she's looking, proving to be difficult. "Where the fuck is this thing.." she mudders as she looks through the entries on the terminal.

Emmett, doing his own thing, heads off into the remains of the battle airea. Laying on the ground are multitude of weapons, ammo and armor. He kneels down to harm a Assault rifle, looking it over he notices it to be that of a R90, just like the one Rosemary has, but it's of different design, a small grip where the handle and trigger should be. He runs his fingers accross the lanth of the gun and shrugs. He then stuffs it on his back along with the plasma rifle he forgot he has with him. "huh." He says as he stands up walking over to a ammunition box and lifting it up and opening it to see 7 clips of 5.56 rounds, taking them allong with the he box. "Hey Rose, how's that coming along?" He asks her walking over but as he's walking something wet and cold hits his face causing him to look up to see the building has a gaping hole straight through it and cold rain starts to fall.

"Well I think I know where it is, the problem is that there is a High-grade security system that is basically impossible to pass without a security code, and that code is obtained from the main ministry of Wartime technology building.." she sighs heavly and gets up "We should probably just leave."

"I'm sure I can get past it." Emmett says very sure of himself but she face hoofs as he goes running towards the card reader terminal.

"Emmett... You can't possibly get past 8 inches of steel and concrete." She tells him and her comment is proving to be true and all he gains is a electric shock, knocking him back on his ass.

"Gah!" he exclames as he lays there as his arm convulses uncontrollablely. he grabs onto his arm to try to cease it from its convulsions, but to no avail. "I Fucking hate when this happens!" he yells looking over at rosemary who is just stairing at him on the ground. "Can you help me restrain my arm, and grab that combat knife from over there. i need to access the cybernetics, damn thing wont stop!" he says slightly annoyed as his arm flails about, knocking over various objects in the process.

Rosemary knods and he horn glows lifting the slightly rusty, but sharp enough combat knife over to him, and he grabs a hold of the knife as she sprints over as her hooves clank against the steel floor of the building. She grabs his arm in her magical grip and applying as much pressure as possible to the arm to restrain it "Hold on." she says but Emmett brings the knife down into the flesh of his arm, roughly cutting it open to expose a mass of wires and metal inside. he presses an small reset button within and the arm goes limp for a few seconds and goes back to normal.

"Finally.." he sighs but sees that rose is still holding tight. "You can let go now." He tells her as she releses her grip on his arm as it heals almost instantaneously.

"How?" she just looks at his arm "How the hell do you heal like that without a health potion?!" she looks on at him with shock as he stands back up as a small sack of caps fall out of his pocket and Rosemary's eyes wander to them from the man's arm, eyeing them as he bends over and lifts them up,

"Well thats through various mutations I got throgh the years in the wasteland. Mostly side affects from delving into radioactive ruins and whatnot." he awncers.

"Mutations!? Like radiation?" She asks him shocked and curious at the same time, but just then the sound of barking is heard echoing through the building and the sound of scampering accross metal and then t large German Shepherd jumps up knocking Emmett to the ground, with a note strapped to his neck.

Emmett laughs as his companion licks his face as he flails his arms around "Stop it! Stop it boy!" He giggles but his hand brushes accross the note and he pushes him away as he pulls the note from him and reading.

"Dear anyone who gets this, I need help, I've been captured by slavers (Again), my name is Ditzy Doo, I've been on another delivery, please hurry." He finishes up and notices that it was written on a page of a wasteland survival guide, but decides to put it aside for now.

"Wait Ditzy? She's the one who written that Wasteland Survival guide." She says surprised but then groans "I don't wanna deal with any fucking slavers, your on your own with that. I'm going to be off heading to the nearest settlement." Just like that Rosemary runs off before Emmett could awncer

"Well... Looks like it's just going to be you and me boy." He says as she pays Dogmeat on the head quickly and runs out the door with his companion in tow.

Author's Note

How do you like it so far? I decided to extend the chapter a bit.