Doctor Pony Who

The Doctor walked out of the TARDIS. He put his hoof out for River to grab. She willingly took it.

"So. Where are we this time sweetie." River asked.

"Present Canterlot." The Doctor responded. "I'm pretty sure nothings going to happen today." The Doctor said as he locked the TARDIS door.

"Sweetie you say that every time we take a day off and then something big happens." River said as she casually rolled her eyes.

"Well I can tell today is going to be a good day. Does that satisfy you my love." The Doctor said as he lightly tapped River's mussle.

"I guess. Since that's all your probably gonna tell me." River said as she kissed the Doctor on his cheek

"Well off we go then." The Doctor said as he begun to walk into the busy streets of canterlot.

in the center of canterlot

"Come one come all to see The Great and Powerful Trixie!!" Shouted a blue unicorn.

wow this is really getting old

Trixie thought to herself.

Trendorhoof wandered toward the center of canterlot where a a blue unicorn magician named Trixie was preforming.

I guess I'll ask her about her job and her past and what it's like to live in canterlot. I really need to get this column done I've been slacking lately. Wish I could get a better vacation.trendorhoof was so lost in thought that by the time he started to pay attention Trixie's show was already over.

well time for business

As Trixie walked of the stage to get a snack trendorhoof hopped in her way.

"Hello miss Trixie I'm trendorhoof and I work for the daily pony and I was wandering if I could ask you some questions?" Trendorhoof said as he got his notebook and pencil out.

"Go ahead, I have nothing better to do." Trixie said with a grumble.

"Okay. First question what's your story? And how did you become a magician?" Trendorhoof said trying to smile even though he didn't really like the unicorns attitude.

"Well, I come from a long line of magical unicorns and you wouldn't believe but one of my ancestors is star swirled the bearded and princess Twilight Sparkle is a distant cousin of mine. As for how I became a magician? Well one day I just sorta packed up and left manehatten." Trixie sighed at her short history. Of course she wasn't going to bring up her magic duel with Twilight because it completely humiliated her.

"Oh wow, that's alot to take in when you say it all at once. Anyways second question. How do you feel about living in canterlot?" Trendorhoof asked.

"Well......every thing is really high class and we usually see alot of princess celestia and Luna.

Other than that not trying to be mean or anything but some of the ponies here are a bit stuck up." Trixie said as she rolled her eyes at the thought of fluer dis Lee another very distant cousin.

"Oh well thank you for your time miss  Trixie." Trendorhoof said as he walked off towards a cafe to get ideas.

with River and the Doctor

The Doctor walked into a jewelry shop.

"Why are we in a jewelry shop, Doctor?" River asked.

"Oh so now I can't get my wife a necklace without her interrogating me?" Doctor said. As he looked around the room. He and River had done this a million times a day. Fight then make up. They had a strange but strong relationship.as the Doctor and River looked around the shop, the Doctor could her a small beeping sound.

"River...do you here that beeping sound too?" The Doctor asked. River's ears shot up. The Doctor only spoke gallopfreyan when it was really serious.

"a bit but not very much." River replied.

"I think we should investigate. Do you?" The Doctor whispered in River's ear.

"Yeah probably. Do you have your phycic paper?" River asked.

"Yeah, do I ever go anywhere without it?" The Doctor said.

"No, no you don't." River said as she rolled her eyes.

The Doctor walked up to the stallion at the cash register.

"Hello sir! My name is clockwork time and that's my pretty friend River song." The Doctor said pointing back towards river.

"Anyways we work for Princess Celestia and she wants us to inspect all shops." The Doctor said smiling. "So would be so kind to let us in the back?"

The cash register pony nodded. River and the Doctor walked through the door separating the front from the back.

"So you think it might have been a cyberrat?" River asked.

"You know for ounce River I actually don't know,probably though." The Doctor replied.

Then the beeping got a whole lot louder. All of a sudden a cyber rat jumped out at the Doctor.

"Ahhhhh!" The Doctor said trying to get the cyber rat away from his face. He finally wrestled it off and used his sonic-screwdriver to shut it down.

"Definitely a cyber rat!"the Doctor said with a sigh.

"Are you okay sweetie?" River asked rushing towards the Doctor.

"Yeah, I'm fine riv. Just a little dizzy." The Doctor said smiling at river. River smiled at the Doctor.

"Okay honey let's just get to the TARDIS and relax. Okay?" River said with a concerned voice.

"Yeah,yeah sure." The Doctor said.

River and the Doctor walked back through the door. The Doctor was somewhat leaning on River. When they arrived at the TARDIS the Doctor opened the door and walked in with River following close behind him. As the Doctor opened the door to his and rivers room he flopped onto his side of the bed. River hopped on her side and looked at the Doctor fondly.

"Doctor?" River said.

"Yes River?" The Doctor said as he turned towards river with concerned eyes.

"Doctor, have you ever had foals?" River asked.

The Doctor smiled at the thought of his children from long ago.

"Yes, yes I have." The Doctor replied.

"Can..can you tell me about them?" River said looking up at him with big bright emerald eyes.

"Okay. Well as you know I was married on gallopfrey. My wife had five miscarriages." The Doctor frowned remembering those sad times."anyways me and her had one son who intern had a daughter named Susan." The Doctor said as memories flooded his mind. "The there's my daughter who doesn't have a mum. A sample of my blood was taken and turned into a pony. Jenny was her name, she died bringing peace to a war." The Doctor had a good memory of his little time with his little girl that he took too long to accept.

"I miss jenny I think you would have liked her and she would have liked you. She's alot like you ya know." The Doctor said as he smiled at his beloved.

"Doctor, I've been meaning to ask." River began.

"What is it River?" The Doctor said.

"Doctor do you want to have a foal?" River said with her emerald eyes sparkling. The doctors eyes widened with shock from rivers question. River's face fell she knew that if the doctor wanted foals he would have brought it up. The doctor saw rivers  regretful face he brought her face to his and kissed her.

"Yes, yes River I do want a foal." The Doctor said with a smile.

"Really!?" River squealed with her face beaming.

"Yes really!" The Doctor said with a laugh.

River hugged him tight.

"River...can't...breath!" The Doctor said gasping for air.

"Oh yeah sorry sweetie." River said with a giggle.

"So tonight?" River said in a suductive voice.

The Doctors face turned a light shade of red.

"Um....river you know I'm not used to things like this!" The Doctor said blushing.

"Oh trust me sweetie its easy!" River said as she kissed the Doctor.

in the cafe

Trixie walked through the cafe door. Trendorhoof looked up at the pony who came through the door. It was the "annoyed magician mare" that is what trendorhoof had decided to call her. Trixie looked around the cafe and caught sight of trendorhoof she mentally groaned.

She went to the cash register. Once she reached it she herd a beeping sound.

"I'll take a cappuccino with extra oats. Also do you know what that beeping sound is?" Trixie asked.

"Okay miss and no I don't know what that noise is sorry" the mare said. "Also you might want to hurry we close at 11 and its" the mare looked at her watch "10:30 so yeah I'll get your coffee." The mare said as she walked off. Trixie took a seat in a corner booth. The coffee mare came towards Trixie with a her coffee.

"Here you go miss." The mare gave Trixie her coffee with a warm smile.

"Thanks." Trixie said.

"No problem miss and if you need anything just go up to the front and I will be there." The mare said as she walked back towards the cash register. Trendorhoof saw a lonly blue unicorn sitting by herself in the corner booth. He got up and took a seat across from Trixie.

"Hello great and powerful Trixie, is my presence allowed?" Trendorhoof joked.

"What do you want  trendorhoof?" Trixie said lifting her head to see the unicorn stallion. Trendorhoofs face became serious.

"Did you hear the beeping from the kitchen too?" Trendorhoof said in a low voice.

"Yes why?" Trixie asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Because, well you probably won't believe me but. When I was just a small colt there was a stallion and he had a blue box and he told me he could travle anywhere in space and time." Trendorhoof said. His eyes where wide like a foals.

"And what does that have to do with anything?" Trixie said with a groan.

"Because he said he had stopped alien invasions before and well this feels like a alien invasion." Trendorhoof plainly stated.

"Okay so what was his name because then we could maybe get some help from him?" Trixie said wearing a sarcastic smile.

"He said his name was" trendorhoof paused for a second "The Doctor"