2 Idiots Addicted to Shroomsby mlpisawesome4everChaptersShroomForming an Army and The First BattleThe 2nd BattleThe Sneak AttackShroomChapter 1 Shroom Shrooms Day.(get it? instead of doomsday? LMFAO!) The day that the Shroom Wars began. General AppleJack, LCDR (Lieutenant Commander) Rainbow Dash, Commander Shroom and their Shroom Army. And here's how it started: Rainbow and AJ were walking around when RD fell on a mushroom and got it in his mouth. But it was kind of... tasty. "Hey... AJ this is tasty!" Rainbow said while eating more of it. She then pulled AJ down to the ground and stuffed some in her mouth. Before she could spit it out, she too realized it was tasty. They both gathered a whole crap load of them before heading home. When they got to their separate paths they were so high, they kissed each other for about 5 minutes straight. ----------------------The Next Day------------------------- AJ and RD met at Sugarcube Corner. "Hey Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. You look weird. Is someth-" She was cut off by a punch in the face. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats what you get for saying we look weird!" Said AJ before bucking Pinkie. Pinkie went flying into the wall. "FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU! WE WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD!"Shouted RD before grabbing AJ and running. At Twilight's Library..... "Lets lite this place!" Rainbow whispered before striking a match and putting it against the wood. 2 minutes later.... "Twilight i smell smoke- HOLY CRAP! TWILIGHT THE LIBRARY IS ON FIRE!" Yelled Spike from upstairs. Twilight grabbed Spike after she too smelled smoke and they ran. They barely got out alive. "WHO WOULD DO THIS?!" Asked Twilight. "WE DID IT YOU LITTLE SON OF A B*TCH!" AJ shouted while running up with a Bazooka and an AK-47. "APPLE JACK W- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Screamed Twilight when Apple jack got close enough to shoot. AJ realized something. It made her run away with an evil smile on her face. Forming an Army and The First BattleChapter 2 Forming an Army and The First Battle. What Apple Jack realized was that if she formed an army, she could conquer this annoying world. Then, randomly, she gained some kind of ability from the War Shrooms. The ability to make Shroom Soldiers to form her army. She got Rainbow to join as LCDR(Lieutenant Commander). She trained her army for 28 intense days. *********28 days later*********** AJ and her army were ready. They, at least 6,000,000,000 Shroom Soldiers, marched into Ponyville first, loaded with AK-47s, Bazookas, Machine Guns, Tanks, Cannons, Grenades, Fighter Jets, 2 Atom Bombs, Shotguns, Swords, War Planes etc. and couldn't have been more unstoppable. Not even the Royal Guard could stop them. "READY! AIM! FIRE!!!!!" Shouted LCDR Rainbow Dash. And it started. The Shroom Wars have officially started. This marked the beginning of something like the Civil War, except worse. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHOSE GONNA STOP ME NOW?! HAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Rainbow. Then a Royal Guard Soldier charged RD. But he got knocked back by not RD, not AJ, but an.... ape- no human- with a baseball bat?! "HOME RUN MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YOU GONNA STOP ROBOSHOCK?!" Yelled Roboshock. "Hi I'm Roboshock, but call me Robo. I am here to help you. I too want my revenge on Celestia for banishing me to deep in the Ever Free Forest. Can i join?" Explained Roboshock, after somehow freezing time. Then he unfroze time. Everyone started charging them. But Roboshock used some kind of Black Magic to knock them all back. "Sure! You can be Lieutenant." Said AJ. "Thanks. I won't fail you." He said. The first fight... VICTORY FOR THE SHROOM ARMY. The 2nd BattleChapter 4 Smash Bros Army Bolt Blaze was at Celestia's castle in an instant. "Who's the bastard who thought he can get away with this?!" Yelled Bolt. "Its..... *gulp* Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. Along with an army of mushroom people and a new ally named Roboshock. They are more- OW!" Celestia was interrupted by a letter. It read: Dear Princess Celestia, The Shroom Army is attacking Fillydelphia! What do we do?! Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle. "Holy S**t! Bolt, gather your friends from that uh video game of yours. We need an army for you. They are our only hope." Explained Luna. "On it. Be right back." Bolt said before going to gather all the characters from Super Smash Bros Brawl. 1 hour later... "I'm back!" Yelled Bolt Blaze. "Hello?" He called. "Hello?!" He called again. "Over here you little piece of crap!" Yelled a familiar voice. "Rainbow. Lets battle outside. Ok?" Asked Bolt. "Ugh. Fine." Said Rainbow Dash. They were both outside. On LCDR(Lieutenant Commander) Rainbow's Side was at least 2,000,000 Mushroom soldiers. On Bolt's side was all the Characters from Super Smash Bros Brawl. "Ready? FIGHT!" Yelled a robotic voice. It was Roboshock and Apple Jack. They both joined in with Rainbow. Then, something mysterious happened. The Shroom people started melting. Why? Because the sun was coming out. "NO! MY ARMY!" Yelled AJ. Celestia was in view of her Castle Window that over looked where they were about to battle. "Your welcome for melting the Shroom people!" Screamed Celestia. "Uh.... THANKS!" Yelled Bolt Blaze. "SUPERNOVA BEAM!" Screamed Bolt before firing a hugeass lava colored beam. When it hit Rainbow, it exploded, sucked back in, then made an even bigger explosion........ The Sneak AttackChapter 3 The Sneak Attack 3 days after The First Battle(aka The Battle of Ponyville.)...... The trio of War lovers finally built a base, it was underground too which made it hidden completely. Only the 3 of them knew where the entrance was and what the codes were. When they got down to the base, they found this huge thing that looked like a shotgun. "HELL YES! A HUGEASS SHOT GUN!!!!" Yelled Roboshock. Rainbow found a machine gun that could attach to her wings perfectly. "Yay!" Thats all she said. AJ found a horseshoe that had an inscribing on it. She read it: "Whoever finds this, must be an Earth Pony named Apple Jack to use it. This horseshoe can give her the power to Earth Bend or aka controlling rock and the ground and stuff like that. Thank you." She put it on very excitedly. She tested it on a random rock that was laying there. To her surprise, it worked. She successfully used the horseshoe to pick up the rock and throw it without touching it. "This is.... AWESOMER THAN WEAPONS!" Screamed Apple Jack. "Now we all have a special weapon!" Declared Robo. 3 more days later.... The trio again was ready to have another battle. But this one had a 95% chance of working out to be a sneak attack. The Shroom Soldiers marched into Canterlot. But they were underground so they wouldn't be seen. They got there at the crackass of dawn, well 5:00 am to be exact. They rose from the ground and marched toward the entrance to Canterlot. Luckily there were no guards. Celestia heard something that sounded like.... marching. MARCHING?! She bolted up and looked out the window. She was correct. The Shroom Soldiers were setting down bombs in front of houses. When they were all ready, Robo lit the fuse of 1 of the 200 bombs. They got out of range just in time. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! The bombs sent rubble flying through the air. At least 3000 ponies died. "MY GOD! THEY'RE THAT EVIL!" Screamed Celestia. Luna heard her and rushed toward her room. "Tia? Whats wrong?" Luna asked. Celestia ushered her over to the window. "DEAR GOD!" Luna yelled before asking what to do. "Well, we only have one hope. An old friend." She said as she called that friend. "Hello?" Asked a voice. "Bolt, its me Celestia. We have a war!" She frantically shrieked. "On my way!" Said Bolt Blaze before hanging up. In an instant, Bolt arrived in the castle.
ShroomChapter 1 Shroom Shrooms Day.(get it? instead of doomsday? LMFAO!) The day that the Shroom Wars began. General AppleJack, LCDR (Lieutenant Commander) Rainbow Dash, Commander Shroom and their Shroom Army. And here's how it started: Rainbow and AJ were walking around when RD fell on a mushroom and got it in his mouth. But it was kind of... tasty. "Hey... AJ this is tasty!" Rainbow said while eating more of it. She then pulled AJ down to the ground and stuffed some in her mouth. Before she could spit it out, she too realized it was tasty. They both gathered a whole crap load of them before heading home. When they got to their separate paths they were so high, they kissed each other for about 5 minutes straight. ----------------------The Next Day------------------------- AJ and RD met at Sugarcube Corner. "Hey Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. You look weird. Is someth-" She was cut off by a punch in the face. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats what you get for saying we look weird!" Said AJ before bucking Pinkie. Pinkie went flying into the wall. "FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU! WE WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD!"Shouted RD before grabbing AJ and running. At Twilight's Library..... "Lets lite this place!" Rainbow whispered before striking a match and putting it against the wood. 2 minutes later.... "Twilight i smell smoke- HOLY CRAP! TWILIGHT THE LIBRARY IS ON FIRE!" Yelled Spike from upstairs. Twilight grabbed Spike after she too smelled smoke and they ran. They barely got out alive. "WHO WOULD DO THIS?!" Asked Twilight. "WE DID IT YOU LITTLE SON OF A B*TCH!" AJ shouted while running up with a Bazooka and an AK-47. "APPLE JACK W- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Screamed Twilight when Apple jack got close enough to shoot. AJ realized something. It made her run away with an evil smile on her face.
Forming an Army and The First BattleChapter 2 Forming an Army and The First Battle. What Apple Jack realized was that if she formed an army, she could conquer this annoying world. Then, randomly, she gained some kind of ability from the War Shrooms. The ability to make Shroom Soldiers to form her army. She got Rainbow to join as LCDR(Lieutenant Commander). She trained her army for 28 intense days. *********28 days later*********** AJ and her army were ready. They, at least 6,000,000,000 Shroom Soldiers, marched into Ponyville first, loaded with AK-47s, Bazookas, Machine Guns, Tanks, Cannons, Grenades, Fighter Jets, 2 Atom Bombs, Shotguns, Swords, War Planes etc. and couldn't have been more unstoppable. Not even the Royal Guard could stop them. "READY! AIM! FIRE!!!!!" Shouted LCDR Rainbow Dash. And it started. The Shroom Wars have officially started. This marked the beginning of something like the Civil War, except worse. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHOSE GONNA STOP ME NOW?! HAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Rainbow. Then a Royal Guard Soldier charged RD. But he got knocked back by not RD, not AJ, but an.... ape- no human- with a baseball bat?! "HOME RUN MOTHERFUCKER! HOW YOU GONNA STOP ROBOSHOCK?!" Yelled Roboshock. "Hi I'm Roboshock, but call me Robo. I am here to help you. I too want my revenge on Celestia for banishing me to deep in the Ever Free Forest. Can i join?" Explained Roboshock, after somehow freezing time. Then he unfroze time. Everyone started charging them. But Roboshock used some kind of Black Magic to knock them all back. "Sure! You can be Lieutenant." Said AJ. "Thanks. I won't fail you." He said. The first fight... VICTORY FOR THE SHROOM ARMY.
The 2nd BattleChapter 4 Smash Bros Army Bolt Blaze was at Celestia's castle in an instant. "Who's the bastard who thought he can get away with this?!" Yelled Bolt. "Its..... *gulp* Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash. Along with an army of mushroom people and a new ally named Roboshock. They are more- OW!" Celestia was interrupted by a letter. It read: Dear Princess Celestia, The Shroom Army is attacking Fillydelphia! What do we do?! Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle. "Holy S**t! Bolt, gather your friends from that uh video game of yours. We need an army for you. They are our only hope." Explained Luna. "On it. Be right back." Bolt said before going to gather all the characters from Super Smash Bros Brawl. 1 hour later... "I'm back!" Yelled Bolt Blaze. "Hello?" He called. "Hello?!" He called again. "Over here you little piece of crap!" Yelled a familiar voice. "Rainbow. Lets battle outside. Ok?" Asked Bolt. "Ugh. Fine." Said Rainbow Dash. They were both outside. On LCDR(Lieutenant Commander) Rainbow's Side was at least 2,000,000 Mushroom soldiers. On Bolt's side was all the Characters from Super Smash Bros Brawl. "Ready? FIGHT!" Yelled a robotic voice. It was Roboshock and Apple Jack. They both joined in with Rainbow. Then, something mysterious happened. The Shroom people started melting. Why? Because the sun was coming out. "NO! MY ARMY!" Yelled AJ. Celestia was in view of her Castle Window that over looked where they were about to battle. "Your welcome for melting the Shroom people!" Screamed Celestia. "Uh.... THANKS!" Yelled Bolt Blaze. "SUPERNOVA BEAM!" Screamed Bolt before firing a hugeass lava colored beam. When it hit Rainbow, it exploded, sucked back in, then made an even bigger explosion........
The Sneak AttackChapter 3 The Sneak Attack 3 days after The First Battle(aka The Battle of Ponyville.)...... The trio of War lovers finally built a base, it was underground too which made it hidden completely. Only the 3 of them knew where the entrance was and what the codes were. When they got down to the base, they found this huge thing that looked like a shotgun. "HELL YES! A HUGEASS SHOT GUN!!!!" Yelled Roboshock. Rainbow found a machine gun that could attach to her wings perfectly. "Yay!" Thats all she said. AJ found a horseshoe that had an inscribing on it. She read it: "Whoever finds this, must be an Earth Pony named Apple Jack to use it. This horseshoe can give her the power to Earth Bend or aka controlling rock and the ground and stuff like that. Thank you." She put it on very excitedly. She tested it on a random rock that was laying there. To her surprise, it worked. She successfully used the horseshoe to pick up the rock and throw it without touching it. "This is.... AWESOMER THAN WEAPONS!" Screamed Apple Jack. "Now we all have a special weapon!" Declared Robo. 3 more days later.... The trio again was ready to have another battle. But this one had a 95% chance of working out to be a sneak attack. The Shroom Soldiers marched into Canterlot. But they were underground so they wouldn't be seen. They got there at the crackass of dawn, well 5:00 am to be exact. They rose from the ground and marched toward the entrance to Canterlot. Luckily there were no guards. Celestia heard something that sounded like.... marching. MARCHING?! She bolted up and looked out the window. She was correct. The Shroom Soldiers were setting down bombs in front of houses. When they were all ready, Robo lit the fuse of 1 of the 200 bombs. They got out of range just in time. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! The bombs sent rubble flying through the air. At least 3000 ponies died. "MY GOD! THEY'RE THAT EVIL!" Screamed Celestia. Luna heard her and rushed toward her room. "Tia? Whats wrong?" Luna asked. Celestia ushered her over to the window. "DEAR GOD!" Luna yelled before asking what to do. "Well, we only have one hope. An old friend." She said as she called that friend. "Hello?" Asked a voice. "Bolt, its me Celestia. We have a war!" She frantically shrieked. "On my way!" Said Bolt Blaze before hanging up. In an instant, Bolt arrived in the castle.
