Pinkie Pie The Pussy Pounder

by Pinkie P

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Drama, Opalescence, Comedy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Random, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 2350

Opal and Pinkie Pie are arch enemies. Every steamy opportunity Pinkie achieves with Rarity is ruined by hissing, loud meowing, and in some instances, clawing. Can Pinkie contain herself for the one she loves?

Pinkie Pie and Rarity are having a casual tea date on a lovely sunday, when Opalescence decides she hates Pinkie. Pinkie tries to contain herself, but once she finds an opportunity where she can threaten to hurt Opal, Pinkie and Opal become arch enemies. Rarity attempts to stop the hatred, but every chance Pinkie gets to get close to Rarity, Opal decides to ruin the moment as payback for putting her life in danger. Will Pinkie be able to maintain her new sexual relationship with Rarity with the pestering Persian around?

Published 2016-01-13 21:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-13 21:30:02 UTC

Casual Sunday Tea

It was an absolutely LOVELY Sunday evening, and Rarity had invited Pinkie Pie to the back of her boutique for a relaxing tea party to celebrate their friendship. Pinkie Pie happily agreed, and giggled that charming giggle of hers, making her way towards the unicorn's lair. She knocked on the door with her hoof, awaiting the marshmallow white fashionista to let her in.

The door swung open, and Rarity smiled an elegant smile. "Welcome, darling! The tea is just about ready, you may sit wherever you find comfortable, dearie!" Pinkie smiled back at the charming pony. "Thanksies, Rarity!" She said, bouncing playfully into the boutique.

Pinkie Pie made herself comfy on a sofa, and Rarity made her way into the kitchen to tend to their tea. Opalescence, Rarity's feline friend, strutted into the room with sass before looking at Pinkie and hissing. Pinkie frowned. "Oh, Opal, why do you have to be such a bitch to everypony?" Pinkie Pie remarked underneath her breath. Opal scowled at her, let out a low meow, and crawled into a cat tree in the corner, disapprovingly staring at Pinkie.

Pinkie stuck out her tongue teasingly to the cat, and then sighed, waiting for the charming white mare to return. After Opal vanished from sight into the wonders of her cat tree, Rarity came out of the kitchen, levitating a tray of hot tea.

"I hope you don't mind dear, but I only had a little sugar left, so your tea may not be as sweet as you'd like." Rarity apologized, giving pinkie a heads up. Pinkie just grinned and pulled three sugar cubes out of her mane.

"That's alright, Rarity! I came prepared, of course!" Pinkie said, dropping the three glittering sweet cubes into her beverage. Rarity slightly flinched, a bit disgusted that Pinkie put those in there, after being in her mane for who knows how long, but she promptly relaxed, knowing this was just normal for Pinkie.

Pinkie stirred her tea and took a sip, relaxing for a change. "How is your new fashion line coming along?" Pinkie asked, trying to make some simple conversation. Rarity smiled.

"Just marvelous, dear! Photo Finish and Sapphire Shores have both agreed to help me promote it once it's finished, and we are going to get to hold a huge fashion show in Canterlot! However, I can't reveal any of the designs until then. It must be a secret, darling!" Rarity answered. Pinkie was super curious, and tilted her head with innocence.

"Are you sure you can't show just one teensy weensy friend? I'd looove to see them...!" Pinkie vaguely implied, nudging Rarity with her furry pink snout.

"Oh Pinkie, but of course! This is top secret! Nopony may see them until the show!"

Pinkie made puppy dog eyes as she quivered her lip, pleading the majestic blue eyed unicorn to let her see. Rarity sighed.

"I'm sorry! It's just top secret, and I can't have anypony at all witnessing their glory! Besides, they aren't even completely done yet..."

Pinkie just wouldn't take a no for an answer. She sat down her teacup and pinned the unicorn down on the couch.

"If you don't show me..." Pinkie started, "I'm going to have to... Pound your pussy." Rarity immediately turned beet red.

"Wh-what in the hay are you talking about???" Rarity yelped. She tried getting up, but Pinkie was unusually strong. The mass of the quantities of the cupcakes Pinkie consumed daily was just too much to escape, even with the basic unicorn magic that Rarity had learned. A bead of embarrassed sweat ran down her forehead.

Opalescence overheard the two, and peaked her snobby face out of her cat tree, making mean looks towards pinkie. Pinkie darted her eyes to the kitten and growled, warning the cat. "Yep! You heard me! I'm going to pound your pussy right here and right now if you don't show me!" Pinkie stubbornly whined.

Rarity was almost crying because she was so scared. "You-you can't do this just because I won't let you see my designs!" Rarity cried.

"Try me." Pinkie muttered, making an angry face.

"You wouldn't!" Rarity helplessly shouted. But all of a sudden, Pinkie got up. Rarity froze. "T-told you!"

"What are you talking about?" Pinkie giggled, walking towards the cat tree Opalescence was peeking out of, pulling the fluffy Persian into her arms.

"Wait, what are you doing, darling?" Rarity confusedly asked, a bit terrified.

"I told you what I'm going to do."

Rarity's eyes widened all of a sudden. "Wait, no!!! You can't hurt poor Opalescence!" Rarity shouted. Opal herself screeched at Pinkie and scratched her hooves, but Pinkie threw the cat on the ground and stepped on her mildly, pinning the cat down with one of her back hooves, crossing her front ones as she stood on two legs.

"She's not hurt... Yet. But I told you, if you don't show me your designs, I'm pounding this pussy right now!"

Opalescence glanced at Rarity, pleading for humanity- or, equestrianity, in this case. A tear rolled down Rarity's cheek, and she sighed.

"Fine, Pinkamena, I will show you the fucking designs."

Rarity didn't sound happy, but she grabbed her design sketchbook using magic, and flipped to the new fashion line's concept art.

The designs consisted of fashionable winter wear, scarves being in every single design. Doodles of sweaters and earmuffs were frequent as well, as Pinkie flipped through all the pages.

"Needs more cupcakes." Pinkie said, shrugging. Rarity had enough bullshit.

"Which one of us is the fashion designer?" Rarity snobbishly commented. Pinkie just rolled her eyes. "Look, dear, I just came here to have a lovely tea party with you, and you are being a bit rude. Let's just finish our tea, alright?"

Rarity put away the book, and pinkie sighed. "Alright, fine." She whined. However, she still wanted to slit Opal's throat. She looked at the cat and gave her a death glare, but the cat just glared back.

"You know what, I think I need some alcohol in my tea this evening, because I've just had a stressful day. What about you, dearie?" Rarity admitted. Pinkie nodded.

"Alcohol sounds nice today."

So Rarity returned to the kitchen to prepare shots for the two to poor into their tea, and Pinkie immediately shot a look at Opalescence. "Don't think I forgot about you." Pinkie said, angrily glancing at the fat furball. Opal meowed in a low tone, as if to warn the pink equestrian that she was in for trouble. Opal probably wasn't going to forgive her. It wasn't too long before Opal shot onto Pinkie out of nowhere, hissing and clawing at her body, but Pinkie just bucked her off.

"Silly Opalescence." Pinkie smirked. "They don't call me the Pussy Pounder for nothing." Just as Pinkie raised herself from the couch to teach the kitty a lesson, Rarity came back out with the alcohol shots, so Pinkie sat back down immediately, smiling a fake smile to seem innocent.

Rarity apathetically poured the alcohol into the cups, sighing with exhaustion, and took all of her tea down in one sip, immediately leaning back into her seat, rubbing her head softly with her hoof. "This stuff is strong, be careful." She warned, but Pinkie didn't care. Being a party freak, she had tried many different alcohols before. She chugged it down and immediately started giggling.

"Thanks for being such a good friend..." Pinkie sighed, casually wrapping a hoof around rarity's shoulder. "Sorry for threatening to pound your pussy over not being shown your design."

Rarity just smiled as the alcohol hit her, and tiredly sighed. "It's alright dear. Just don't mess with things like that anymore. No means no.".

"I understand." Pinkie nodded. The alcohol hit her as well, and without second thought, Pinkie kissed Rarity on the cheek.

"What was that for...?" Rarity asked, drunkenly giggling and blushing.

"I dunno, I just like you." Pinkie shrugged. Rarity smiled and kissed her cheek as well.

"You know, Pinkie, I have a confession..." Rarity cooed.

"Tell me! Tellmetellmetellme!" Pinkie pleaded. Rarity blushed harder and looked away as she replied to the pink pony.

"When you threatened to pound my pussy... I was secretly hoping that you were going to fuck me... So I didn't struggle as hard as I could've..." Rarity admitted. Pinkie grinned and nibbled the unicorn's ear, rubbing up against the unicorn gently.

"Oh?" Pinkie asked. Rarity nodded.

Pinkie deviously smiled, and licked Rarity's jawline. "I'm down for that..."

Rarity covered her face in embarrassment, but then Opal meowed to ruin the moment. Pinkie had enough of the pestering pet.

"That's it! I'm pounding your pussy!" Pinkie screamed. Rarity smiled, expecting her to actually fuck her this time, but frowned as Pinkie got off of her and stormed to the cat.

"You're a little asshole and I'm SICK OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!" Pinkie screeched, lifting her hoof and shooting it down to beat the cat. Opalescence let out a cry of pain, and Rarity immediately screamed.

"Get OUT!" She shouted to Pinkie. Pinkie wouldn't stop, however, until Opal began to coward from her sight. Pinkie huffed and puffed, making her way back to the now crying Rarity. "Pinkie, your behavior is absolutely unacceptable!" Rarity drunkenly slurred, however still with common sense.

Pinkie lowered her head in shame. "I'm sorry. I really am. It's just I really am interested in you and this fucking cat keeps ruining these moments."

Rarity smiled a little. "I'm glad you think that way, but if you really wanted me, you wouldn't hurt my pet, so let's rewind and try this again, dearie."

Pinkie nodded and agreed.

"Fine."

She got back on top of Rarity, sweetly and passionately kissing her, as Opal suddenly climbed onto Pinkie's back and dug her untrimmed claws into her Flank purposefully. Pinkie almost had steam eliciting from her ears in anger, and jerked her ass so the cat went flying into a wall this time.

"Pinkie!" Rarity angrily shouted, the mood being ruined yet again.

"Okay Rarity, can we just get into your bedroom or something without the cat? She's doing this on purpose." Pinkie sighed with a hint of annoyance. Rarity sighed as well with the same tone, and they made their way into the large but beautiful bedroom.

It was Sweetie Belle's bedroom as well, but Sweetie Belle was out with the crusaders, trying to get their cutie marks in Pet Shelter Volunteering, accompanied by an enthusiastic Fluttershy, of course. They wouldn't be back in a while, so the scenario was still perfect for Rarity and Pinkie.

The only bed was a bunk bed.

"Ooh! Let's do it on the top bunk!" Pinkie said, grinning.

"That's Sweetie Belle's bunk, darling. I don't think so." Rarity worriedly responded, shaking her head.

"She doesn't have to know!" Pinkie said winking. Rarity sighed a long sigh and rolled her tired eyes at the sky.

"Fine. But make it quick, we are going to have to change the sheets afterwards..."

Pinkie excitedly bounced, and then lured her new fuck buddy into the top bunk of the bed. Rarity laid down again and stared at the happy pink horse, shyly pulling her on top of herself, kissing her sweetly again.

As their tongues intertwined, Pinkie began to slowly creep her right hoof to the folds of Rarity's wet cunt, and she rubbed it gently as the Snow White pony softly moaned her name.

Pinkie became aroused from the sound of it, and kissed the mare's neck gently, rubbing faster. Rarity's moans grew louder and louder, but at the other end of the bedroom door, Opal had a devious idea.

Pinkie started to slide her hoof inside, using her left one to gently stroke Rarity's clitoris. This made Rarity start to moan even louder, and just as Pinkie was about to please herself too from arousal, Opalescence began meowing and scratching at the door loudly, obliterating the sensual mood.

Both Pinkie and Rarity sighed, pissed off, but tried to continue anyway. If Pinkie made Rarity moan louder, it'd go away, right...?

So Pinkie rubbed faster and faster, dipping her right hoof deeper inside of the mare and circling her left one stronger. But as Rarity's moans turned into screams of ecstasy, Opal's turned into screams of terror.

Opal was an evil one.

Pinkie was just tempted to get up and pound the pussy again, but she didn't want to ruin her chances with Rarity. She was already on the edge of losing the unicorn since she had abused her fluffy feline a couple of times already in an hour. So she ignored her urges, and took them out on Rarity instead... Sexually.

Pinkie's urges made her raise her left hoof and forcefully smack the Unicorn's clit, immediately eliciting a sexual whine from the white diva.

Pinkie bit her lip with satisfactory, before thrusting her hoof faster and kissing the mare to shut her up. Opal hissed at the door, pissed that her plan wasn't working.

Pinkie lifted Rarity's left leg and put it in between her thighs, then held Rarity's hooves in her own, getting in a scissoring position. But just as they did so, Opal began to throw herself at the door to the bedroom, and the mood vanished.

"I'm sorry dear, we need to try this another day, Opalescence is dying for attention. How about we try this at Sugarcube Corner tomorrow instead?" Rarity apologetically suggested to the pony.

Pinkie quivered her lip. "Why tomorrow?"

Rarity sighed unhappily. "Because I must get back to work now. It was fun, but I'm a really busy woman."

Pinkie sympathetically nodded and sighed. "Alright. Tomorrow."

Rarity kissed Pinkie briefly in attempt to cheer her up.

"Hey, I know Opal is an asshole, but don't take her actions personally. She's only a cat. She hates everyone, not just you. You're amazing." Rarity assured her.

Pinkie rolled her eyes. Opal was definitely directing her actions towards Pinkie personally.

So Pinkie gave Opal one last mean glance and headed out back to Sugar Cube corner, feeling sexually unsatisfied.