Aborted Romance

Derpy swung her arms widely as she marched down the path, looking around at the trees around her. Although she looked happy, she was actually rather bored, and was looking for something to do.

Then, all of a sudden, Derpy heard a small cry of pain. She gasped. “Somebody needs my help!” She raced off towards the sound, and stopped abruptly in front of a fence, spotting the pink haired girl clutching her stomach.

“Don’t worry! Derpy will help you!” she announced, climbing up over the fence. She crawled over and jumped of the other side, falling over sideways.

“Oh my — ow — goodness, are you alright?” Fluttershy asked, but didn’t move.

“Me? Fine! Totally fine!” Derpy scrambled to her feet and knelt down next to Fluttershy. “Alright, what seems to be the problem, maam?” she asked, putting on an accent.

“Ah, well, I was just picking the flowers over there when my stomach suddenly jolted. I don’t know what’s wrong, but now it keeps hurting,” Fluttershy said.

“Hm...did you perhaps eat something you weren’t supposed to?” Derpy asked.

Fluttershy squealed. “I certainly hope not!”

“Accidentally get pregnant?” Derpy tried again.

Fluttershy’s face flamed. “D-Definitely not! ... right?”

“Hm...I dunno...maybe we should try some treatments just to see if it helps!” Derpy pulled out a needle from nowhere, immediately prompting Fluttershy to run away.

Derpy grabbed her shirt to make sure she stayed, holding the needle close to her skin. “Now, this won’t hurt a bit…”

Fluttershy squealed again, and was ready to pass out, when Derpy suddenly gave her a kiss on the cheek, and for that moment, felt nothing.

“Right! All done!” Derpy said. “Feeling better?”

“M-Much better...w-wait, what was that? You know the...kiss?” Fluttershy asked quietly.

“It’s a treatment my mom used on me when I was little! It always worked!” Derpy said cheerfully.

“Well, I’ll be sure to come to you whenever I need help,” Fluttershy said, before her stomach rumbled.

“Oh, that’s what it was,” she said innocently.

“And I thought I was dumb.”