Cool Guy's eyes were wide open.He could not sleep.The swirling thoughts in his mind kept him from delving into the peaceful and relaxing times of rest.Those thoughts are of an important subject...
Minecraft.
The word only put him deeper in madness.No more would he play his beloved game.There was no point to it any more.He looked upon the tall, green, slender, Creeper plushie that was sitting next to his bed.He then realized that it was too much.He flung out of bed bewildered and crying, and ran to his computer room.He looked at the glowing, bright screen.
Of course.
It was still not responding, and light.Cool Guy sunk into his chair and pressed three buttons on his keyboard.Ctrl.Alt.Delete.
He closed his eyes, turned away, and slowly pressed "start task manager" He clicked on Minecraft and then pressed "End Task"
It was gone.He opened it again, and to his relief, it worked fine.Cool Guy wiped sweat off his forehead and shut off his computer, before walking off to his room.
He crawled onto his bed, and hugged his Creeper plush
"Good Night"
The Next Morning
Cool guy awoke.He was hungry for Breakfast.He then walked to the bathroom and picked up his toothbrush.He combed his hair with the brush and then brushed his teeth.LOL
He then took a nice long bath and scrub a dub dubbed and then went to the kitchen.
He prepared a breakfast of very young early small peas and cereal.His favorite was, of course, Coca Pebbles.
Cool Guy looked down at his cereal and sighed.
"NO MOAR GOSH DARN FROOTEY PEBLES!"
He used his magic "Uber Cool Sword" to chop the cereal in halves and ate it that way.Then he went to a special someone's house.
"TRIXIE!!!!!"
A blue unicorn thing walked into the room and gave him a wrapped gift.
"ITZ UR FAVERIT!!!!"
Then Cool Guy eagerly opened the gift, and what he saw was the most vile and disgusting thing ever.
F R U I T Y P E B B L E S .
"OH POOpY LAMPS!!!" He said
Then Cool Guy got his minion pet, Kevin.
"Let's go, Kevin!Discord and Tirek must be the ones behind this...this disgrace!"
Meanwhile...
Discord and Tirek were at a pizza party and eating coca pebbles in the corner was trixie in a cage
"Let it go!"
"No dummy" discord said.
Then they disided that they will fight Cool Guy so nobody can save Coca Pebbles!!And his minion too.
But what they did not know was that Cool Guy and Kevin are gonna get strong and train to fight them but they will need help.
Cool Guy and Kevin decided that they will go to the mane six for help and also to get a girlfriend for Kevin.
Then they saw Twilight Sparkle!
"What are you doing here, Rainbow Dash's brother?"
GASSSPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Cool Guy gave an uncertain look.He thought Rainbow had gone to work at a fast-food restaurant called McDooby's.He roared his mighty roar and shot his Cool beam from his Uber Cool Sword at Twilight, snapping her horn in half.
Oh, and one of the beam's effects was turning Twilight into a hunky beast of cool essence.She thanked Cool Guy and whimsically floated away.
"YEAH SCREW YOU PLOT TWISTS!"
So Cool Guy continued on his quest to find someone who can help him train up.
Then they saw Zangief from Street Fighter, remember?
and then they fought and it was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny.
Cool Guy gained +10 attack from defeating Zangief.Then they saw Wyldstyle from Batman!
Then Kevin and Wyldstyle became girlfriend and boyfriend.
Cool Guy had to stop messing around.He got out his black hoodie and chanted a few words.
"COOL CAT SAVES THE KIDS"
Then an anthropomorphic cat burst out of nowhere.He turned to the pony and spoke
"TO BEAT DISCORD YOU GOTTA STOP BULLIES"
"ok"
Cool Guy then touched Cool Cat, and the cat began to melt.Cool Guy absorbed Cool Cat, and gained ultimate anti-bullying power.
He stepped into a nearby school and walked over to each kid, beating the tar out of each of them, one-by-one.
"TAKE THAT YOU BULLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA UR ALL POOPY LOSERS YOU KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY GIRLFREND TRAXIE IS BETTER THAN U!!!!!SHE KNOWS MAGIC!"
Cool Guy walked over to one of the beaten up children.
"UR A BULLY!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SUPER SAIYAN THROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cool Guy grabbed the child and threw them into the air, they burst through the roof, and even went straight through the sun, cutting it cleanly in half.
"OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!SUPER!"
Then, Cool Guy, now satisfied, left the school.
"OKAY!WITH MY NEW FOUND POWERS, I WILL STOP DISCORD AND SAVE THOSE DELICIOUS COCA PEBBLES!!!EVEN KEVIN WILL SAVOR THEM, RIGHT KEVIN? THEY SURE ARE DELICIOUS, WOULDN'T CHA' SAY BUDDY?"
kevin only nodded for he was not one of our world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!OH OH OH OH
