friendship is bland
Chapter 1
Load Full StoryNext ChapterIts was a warm summer day in ponyville. yup. its summer it was that time of the year again when all of equestria celebrate that jerk sun goddess forever banished your own younger sister on the moon celestia. but not me. i dont care about royalty. and im not really in to boosting her ego. i never seen celestia her self. buuut i think i know what im talking about hehe..but i never leave ponyville. no. wait. i been to canterlot ones its not that far away but im lazy as a...um...lazy as....whatever somekind of varmint? somthing applejack.said.ah whatever not like its matters. what i got plan there can wait. i got all the time in equestria
rahsaan: .why the sun's up so early?...can't a unicorn do some star gazing without the sun interrupting him?(i gots from off my back to sit down from my sprad out pose) OW! SPLINTERS! ( i jump back on my hooves form the sarp pain in my left flank my horn glow of dark orange aura i pull out the splinter whit my magic) ahhhh...much better...
applejack:an what in tarnation you doing on that roof!?!
(hereing an a old slowy trot to the end of the roof careful not to step on any more splinters as i poke my head down and wave to the bown hat blond mane and orange pony.)
rahsaan:hey applejack! (i shouted) you need ta get this saggy old roof buff or something.i got a splinter!
applejack:well that what yall gets!. (applejack stamp her hoof) you ant sapose ta be up there in the first place.you know its unstabel.
rahsaan:oh great. i know i'll get down....where's the ladder?.....hey AJ! im stuck up here!
applejack: that downright what you get. *grin*
rahsaan: so you think that funny huh? you know what else is a good laugh?
glareing at applejack. i jump then belly flop down on the roof as hard as i can. it collapse under me. droping down in a fright. trying to grab anything to stop my fall. and not snap my nick. falling about 2 storys i land on the ruble softing my fall. but only by little.)
rahsaan: geez that hurt!...well i dont see any blood on me. i'll live (applejack burst open the barn door looking annoyed?
applejack:consonant!
rahsaan:what's wrong with you?
applejack:dont play dumb with me! i saw what you did!
rahsaan:...i was just giveing you something to laugh about *chuckle* (applejacke just glare at me and sigh)
applejack:just
get out of here and make your self useful. we'er all in a hurry here.
rahsaan:a hurry? a hurry for what?. (applejack facehoof)
applejack:oh for the love of. it the year of the summer sun celebration!
rahsaan: oh..that...yeaaaah no.
applejack what?
rahsaan: you heard me. im not helping
applejack: do you WANT me to hurt you?
rahsaan: (what i WANT you to do is leave me alone you red nick apple bucker. that what i want to say. but i dont want visit the hospital any time soon.) No. it's just not my kind of day to celebrat is all.
applejack: well you better controll that attitude of yours
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(i was sent off from sweet apple acres so the apple family can get food preparation done sents i dont want anything to do with the celebration) i just want to sleep. (yawn)...that tree next to sugar cube corner looks lovey. ( i said as i gaze at the comfort zone i lay my back on under the tree puting my hooves around the back of my head. settlein back relax. and off to dreamland)
_________________________________________________________________________________________________ reality:.....w........up................ke..............rty.....(guh. who's buging me now? can't i sleep in peace!?)....
pinkie pie:time to party!
(oh no. why her? of all ponis. maybe if i act like im still asleep she'll leave me alone)
pinkie pie:oh your so selly. pretending to be still asleep. your breathing pattern change so i know your awake! * giggle*
rahsaan: (DAMNIT!) *sigh* go away pinkie pie. and stop that jumping around.
pinkie pie: but i cant! theres anew pony in ponyville and im so excited!
rahsaan:(i stand up stareing blinkly at pinkie) so you woke me up for...?
pinkie pie: party im invited a Duh. geez shawn i dint think i need to tell you that! the welcome to ponyville party its going to be at the library this evening hope to see you there!
rahsaan:(she wrap one of her front leg around my neck then she put me in a playful headlock and gave me a nugy i wiggled around trying to free myself from her friendly grasp i growl at her to let go of me response with a grin and release me she wave her goodbyes and and hops away) hmm...she smells sweet. she probably taste just as sweet as she smell (i said with a grin troting off to the library to were pinkie said to come. i open the door but its was nothing but Darkness. i peek my head in about to say hello? but was quickly cut off just as quick as i was pull'd in.)
rahsaan:DONT HURT ME! I GOT A HORN AND IM KIND OF AFRAID TO USE IT!
pinkie's voice:Shh! *wisper* quiet! we'er trying to throw a serprise party for the new pony.
rahsaan: *wisper* you dint say it was going to be a serprises. where are you anyways? i can berly see the hoof in front of my face. and what are you doing alone in the dark?
pinkie pie: im not alone in the dark.
*voice from outside*: whoa!
mere voice: aw, wookit dat. he's so sweepy he can't even keep his wittle bewance!
mere voice 2: poor thing. you simply must get him to bad. (a pegasus like Shadowy figure flu in the library a holding what look like a little colt. then another pony like figure dash in the library takeing the colt in her Telekinesis. then firmly, pushes the pegasus out the door) Yes, yes, we’ll get right on that. Well, goodnight!(
the pony quickly closes the door. colt: huh. rude much? mere:Sorry, Spike. But I have to convince the princess that Nightmare Moon is coming, and we’re running out of time! I just need to be alone so I can study without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time!( who she calling crazy?) mere:Now where’s the light?(Seemingly by itself, the light flicks on, and i discovers the entire library is chock full of ponies) All ponies: SURPRISE!!!
rahsaan: GUH!(what...who..hit.........
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rahsaan:(i tried to open my eyes, only to close them shut immediately afterward feeling someone braces my mane. i can tell im still indoors cuz of of hard floor bord. but my head is resting on something warm. and its smells like...nature? ah! yes i know whos that is.)rahsaan: ahh....feels.... so.... soft....so.....relaxing...so.....kind....
fluttershy:oh. um...dont say that...its....embarrassing
rahsaan: but its true. (i look'd over and berry punch standing over me)
berry: oh im sorry..i hit you in your face with my bottle...i was a.Little intoxicated and i was so thrilled i just had to smash open on something. or....someone....oopes...
rainbow dash: so your wake. you know. *sigh* for someone like a colt like you. ya sure got alot of bad luck raseen. a dunk knock you out! now that's humorous!
rahsaan: Dont start that again. and its not raseen. its rahsaan! r.a.h.- ah never mind. dash i hardly see you as it is. and the only time you see me is wain im not at my bast. plus im stell just wakeing up.
rainbow dash:i knewn you for years now and im just trying to help you toughen up. i mean you are a guy after all
rahsaan:*under my breath* at lest i act like a guy. *looking around the library* hey dash? were the new pony
RD: oh you mean twilight? yeah. she in her room up stairs.after she accidently drink some hot sauce. but besides that.
are you planing to sleep again any time soon cuz its almost time to watch the sun rise.
rahsaan:(i was sleeping that long? i got up from fluttershys lap and trot over to a tabel with fezzy drunk i was about to poor my self one. unteil... i see something go up the stairs....on two legs? who in ponyville is troting on two legs? was it lyra? no. its hoofs was purple. was it hooves? i have to know! i got nothing better to do. i stairs trot up the stairs investigateing what i saw but from what i seen surprise me) *wisper* is that a baby dragon! with lampshade over his head? (i lay flat on the stairs trying my bast not to get spoted)
mere: NO! All the ponies in this town are crazy! Do you know what time it is?!
dragon:it's the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration. Every pony has to stay up, or they’ll miss the princess raise the sun. You really should lighten up, Twilight. It’s a party! (the dragon left out twilght room)
dragon: hey.. um. you ok?
rahsaan: *jump back on my hooves* of-of course! im rahsaan! whats your name?
dragon:um...spike. im spike the dra-
rahsaan:*interrups spike* spike! yeah thats awesome. so what pray tells brings a cool dragon like you to place like ponyville? (i said enthusiasticly) come on. tell me all about yourself!
spike: well well if you insist....(14minutes later)
rahsaan: did i here that right? faithful student of celestia.
spike: *cross his arms and nodes* yup. the one and only!
rahsaan: i cant believe it. and she was sent here to...?
spike:to make some friends.
rahsaan: wow... thats kind of sad. (so that twilight sparkle is really close to the princess...if.. so..then that means!)..hmm..(i point my hoof at the clock on the wall)Oh hey! look at the time! it’s time to watch the sun rise.
spike: Oh yeah! i almost forgot! i better go get twilight! guess i'll see you At the pavilion.
rahsaan:right. see you there spike.
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( the sun well rise soon. me and other ponis enters the pavilion i looks up at the extravagant decorations lining the hall.)
rahsaan: wow! rarity was sure busy with the decor. and its look like every pony in town is here. *seiff* *seiff* (i smell sweets pinkie's close by...ah. there she is. and it look like she talking to... hey! it's spike. and hes on top of some ponys back. oh ho ho... and she must be twilight. let go find out right now)
Pinkie: -but I mean, really, who can top that?
twilight *sigh*
rahsaan: spike! whats ups! and you must be twilight sprinkle.(i said standing next to them)
spike: sparkle
rahsaan:tinkle.
twilght: oh please dont tell me. you want to be my friend? right?
rahsaan:how did you?...
twilight: long story.
rahsaan: um...okay...anyway Of course i want to be your friend! i mean im friend with your number one assistant spike.
twilight: you want something dont you?
rahsaan:o-h..what? now what make you say that? its not that i know you bean Studying under the Princess and maybe your really good at magic and im really in ta magic and-
twilight:can you get to the point! please. im kind of stressed at the moment. and i dont one more motor mount so can you keep it breef. (she said ruffly)
rahsaan: ( wow. im just trying to be friendly. you dont need ta be such a bit- AH!....no..no.. calling her a bitch wont help you....just play it cool. and you'll have powerful magic in your graps) can you have celestia teach me what you learn? *grin*
twilight:...what?
rahsaan: can. you. have. celestia teach me what. you learn?
twilight: thats not really up to me to deside that.
rahsaan: oh...(well that was i bust. ah well whatever she got a pet dragon.i wonder what more info i can get out of him i mean. i can't just go empty hoof'ded i was i about to ask him if he know the layout of canterlot castle but the birds resting on a wooden perch near the balcony song which crescendos into a climax as the mayor of Ponyville walks onto the stage.)
Mayor: Fillies and gentlecolts! As mayor of Ponyville, it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration! (Every pony cheers. Twilight, with a worried look in her eyes, remains quiet. whats there to worried about?
rahsaan: hey. twilight. you alright? your looking a little pale..
twilight: yeah...just a little on edge. thats all...
rahsaan: on edge?uh...hu...if you say so.
mayor:In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise and celebrate this, the longest day of the year.
rahsaan: ( geez! how long is this is going to take? come on i dont got all night!)
mayor: and now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land. the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day. The good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria… Princess Celestia!
(Rarity pulls a rope, raising the curtains around another balcony as Fluttershy’s birds sing another song. However, the balcony is... empty? oh come on! what a wast of my time! )
twilight: This can’t be good
rahsaan: what can't be good?
Mayor: Remain calm, every pony. There must be a reasonable explanation
rahsaan:nah.. here my explantion she just want us to worried for her well being like we can't live with out her
Pinkie: Ooh, ooh, I love guessing games! Is she hiding?
Rarity: She’s gone!
Pinkie: Ooh, she’s good!
rahsaan: *sigh* im going home..(i was just about to open the door on my way out..until Pinkie lets out a scream i turn away from the door. and then. out of no were.. a cloud of purple smoke forming on Celestia’s balcony. The entire crowd panics i ran back between pinkie and twilight for a closer look of that smoke forming...then a alicorn appears from the smoke her fur is full on black she was tall as celestia....why....look...so....familiar? i never seen a alicorn. are anyother unless.. )
familiar alicorn: Oh my beloved subjects. It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.
rahsaan: (no...way..it cant be....)
Rainbow: What did you do with our princess?!
familiar alicorn:Mhahahaha! Why? Am I not royal enough for you? Don’t you know who I am?
Pinkie: Ooh, more guessing games! um...hokey smokes. how about...queen meanie? no. black snooty black snoot-
rahsaan: PINKIE! (stressed out from the situation and of her stupitady on how serious this is i yall at her) for the love of the moon if you...dont...(then.. its don on me...i knew who she was..she in that story book my mom use to read me forbed time wen i was little... but im not totally sure)
familiar alicorn:Does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years?!
rahsaan: (now im totally sure)
familiar alicorn:Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?
Twilight: I did! And I know who you are. You’re the
rahsaan: the Mare in the Moon: Nightmare Moon! who bean imprisoned on the moon by the Elements of Harmony for a thousand years time. and today is the day the stars aid in your feedom and now you're back with a vengeance!
twilight wh..how did you? (she said in confuseing)
rahsaan: mom read a book to me all about the Elements of Harmony. she crazy for myth and legends
Nightmare Moon: Well, well, well, some pony who remembers me. and well imfrom. Then you also know why I’m here.
rahsaan: yes.i do. your here to bring.nighttime eternal.” to all of Equestria! and just to let you know. your night look as more Beautiful and stunning as you was thousand years age ~squeee~
Nightmare Moon:*laughs maniacally* my my are really you trying to sweet talk me? cause that very. amusing!
rahsaan: oh no. im dead serious...i gaze at your night sky almost every night and every crescent moon and full im out side reading about how you was just sent to the moon. all because you with a little jealous? thats not right... its just not right...cant even imagine how lonesome its bean for you on the moon.
Nightmare Moon: yes..that can really damage someponis mind. when its cold. empty...and...
(i felt a cill gos down my spin something said. Nightmare Moon horn is glowing! oh Horse apples! did i open up closeing wounds? i better think of something fast are im tost!)
rahsaan:but..i dint wont you feeling like that so. at night i talk to you somethings and-
Nightmare Moon:LIES! *she shout* I NEVER HEARD A SOUND IN THE VAS OF DARKNESS OF EMPTY SPACE YOU ARROGANT LITTLE WHELP! *Lightning crackles as Nightmare Moon mene swirl in to a vortax *
rahsaan: (okay NOW. im horrified! being sorry for her is going to get me kill'd! i can think of one way to pove im on her side. and if that dont work..) FIND! i'll pove it to you..*take a deep breath and sighs* (i can not believe what im about to do. im sorry pride)... At night when the stars
light up my room
I sit by myself...
Talking to the Moooon....
Trying to get to Yoouu...
In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool.
who sits alone.
Talking to the moon....
twilight: im i... missing something here?
carrot top: did he gone mad?
bon bon:like.is he really singing right now? need more practice.
rahsaan:I'm feeling like I'm famous
The talk of the town
They say
I've gone mad...
Yeah
I've gone mad
But they don't know
what I know
rainbow dash: *whisper* what in the hay is he doing?
applejack:*whisper*i dont know. but whatever it is. its working.look.
(nightmare moon fold her wings back on her sides look like my singing calm her down. but her evil eyes is dead on me this may just work)
Cause when the
sun goes down
someone's talking back
Yeah
They're talking back
At night when the stars
light up my room
I sit by myself
Talking to the Moon
Trying to get to You
In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool
who sits alone
Talking to the moon
fluttershy:oh my... thats.sounds.....nice
Ahh Ahh,
Ahh Ahh,
Do you ever hear me calling?
Cause every night
I'm talking to the moon
Still trying to get to you
In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool
who sits alone
Talking to the moon
I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away....
*silents*
twilight: well that was... interesting.
Nightmare Moon: interesting indeed.
pinkie pie: *clap* *clap* clap* oncore! oncore!
Nightmare Moon: no. that enough distractions tell me little. subject. what is your name?
rahsaan: (i look up at Nightmare Moon as she ask. are more likely demand my name) Rahsaan carter. (giveing it out planty. i really don't won't her angry for any stupid reason.)
Nightmare Moon :... Rahsaan carter. you been very enterting on my arrival
here in my new kingdom.
rahsaan:(i back away from night mare moon.her new kingdom?)
nightmare moon: *chuckles* ahh...that's reminds me. Remember this day, little ponies for it was your last! from this moment forth, the night will last forever!
announcer: suddenly twilight. pinkie pie. Rarity. fluttershy. rainbow dash. applejack. all there necks started to glow then twilight relize that her and her friends was the elements she been reading about. they felt like they been with the elements all there life so they found the courage to fight back then suddenly a flash of light shot from the six friends then they started fighting with nightrmare moon
some where else.
announce:as she fly a way from her own event. celestia heads towards canterlot to fetch the elememts of harmony because she had a vision of what to be come. but when she open the door holding the elements she peek in and relize that they werent then she head towards her window of the garden and glance at a strange statue. then relize she had to head back as fast as she possibly can. while she was flying over the everfree forest she felt something she hadent felt in a long time. then she relized who it was then she was strangly happy.
back at ponyville
announcer:our six friends was so exhosted from the fight their glow started to grow more faint then they plopped on the ground when nightmare moon seen they couldent fight no more sdhe raised her hove to smash there skulls and finish them all in one strike we all hear voice in the distance (YOU STOP RIGHT THERE)then nightmare moon looked towards the dark sky and seen a familer face it was celestia and some other pony in the distance then you here a big crash on the ground it was celestia and whats this another alicorn this couldent be.
celestia:hey stop you fiend.
nightmare moon: how dare you speek to me like that
(as twilght woke frome her dase)
twilght:whats goning on what in the celestia is going on here whos that alicorn
nightmare moon: it me and my sis old friend hehehehe michael
celestai:yah he's back from his little trip sis(whith a sarcastic voice)
nightmare moon: how was your trip mike?(with a sarcastic voice)
michael:not fun pludo was cold but i see every thing has went to hell here no more of our raise and what yall did to dis....dis....he dident deserve that
nightmare moon:who you think destroyed our raise
michael:how dare you. you speeking lies
announce:as they fight violently nightmare moon she couldent win this fight. so she took the the last of here powers and separate her self from luna and fled to the everfree forest
celestia:guards follow her
guards:yes mam
rahsaan:hey mike if thats your name where in equestria did you come from?
michael:actaully the sky hahaha i like your enthuasam we should be friends
rahsaan:.....say what now?
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