I get up off twilights couch gasping for air it was the nightmare I have been having since we got here the voices, explosions and the blood it was everywhere. I shakenly walk up the stairs to twilights bed but I see her on a desk across the room reading, big surprise. Walking over to her I tap her on the shoulder causing her to jump up and throw the book she was reading at me and hitting right in the nuts, again, all I do is slowly curl up in a ball on the floor and accept that I have pissed God, or what ever dignity is up in the clouds, of and badly all I hear is twilight apologizing while I hold my jewels.

"Oh my goodness wes I am so sorry you just scared me and I didn't mean to throw the book please don't hate me." I slowly get back on my feet and look over at her.

"Why would I hate you its my fault I should not have scared you like that alright and apology accepted. Now where is the shower and washing machine I know I have got to be starting to stink." Twilight still looks like she is about to cry but points up the stairs.

"Up the stairs down the hall second door on the left and about your clothes I can use a spell to clean them while you shower. but why do humans where clothes anyway?. All I do is blush while walking up the stairs and stopping at the top and turning to face her.

"Well you see about that humans don't have fur all over our bodies only on certain places so we have to where clothes to keep us warm." I loo at her for a moment before I start walking down the hall way with my hand on the doorknob when twilight runs up the stairs.

"But its summer." I run into the bathroom and lock the door before she could stop me. with a sigh I start taking my clothes off and walk over to the shower and besides it being a little smaller It looks like and other shower from home and a lot of lavender products all I do is start the water and stand in it for a few minutes before washing my hair and getting out of the shower and drying my self off and putting my under where on and picking up my ACUs and carrying them out and walking to the top of the stairs to see twilight reading again.

"Hey twilight can you do that spell or whatever it is to clean these please." She looks at me for a second before walking up to the stairs and takes the uniforms and in a flash of purple they are good as new but she does not give them back and looks at me with a smirk.

"I will give them back if you tell me why you where them at all times." I look into her eyes and see that she will not let me get away with this so I sigh and sit on her still not made up bed.

"Twilight how do I explain this? oh fuck it. We where them because our dicks don't go anywhere they just hang that's all they do so there is you answer." Her face when from purple to crimson red in about point two seconds then she throws the uniform at me before running back down the stairs and putting her face right back into the book. While she continues to read i put my uniform back on and walk back down the stairs and walk up to twilight and tap her on the shoulder and back away incase of another book attack but all she does is turn her head to the side with her face still red but with an ear facing my way.

"Umm twilight where are we meeting the girls and my crew at?" She refuses to look at me but puts the book down.

"We meet them at sweet apple acres in about ten minutes so get ready alright." I nod my head and wait on her as she gets her stuff ready but one thing I'm trying to figure out. How the hell are we getting the tank up into that mountain city so I ask twilight

"How are we getting the tank up to canterlot is that its name?" She nods her head while going back up the stairs to wake spike up talking as she walks.

"The princess has a flatcar waiting at the train station so you guys can load the tank onto it and ride in a car with us." I nod my head and see spike walking into the kitchen but twilight stopped him and waved for me to fallow her out the door and after she locked the door we walk down the main dirt road to applejacks to meet up with the rest of the girls and my crew.
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The walk was uneventful but it was a nice sunny day and the birds would not shut the fuck up but passing the apple trees and seeing the girls all sitting on the front slope of the tank and cody,trey,and Rodney checking the tank and refueling it. Walking up to the tank I look at Rodney and the crew.

"Rodney give me a report on the tank." He looks back at the tank for a second and back at me shaking his head.

"Its not good sir we only have two cans of fuel left and ammo is the same but what good is that without fuel." I just nod my head and look back over at twilight.

"Twilight do we leave now or do we have to wait till the next train leaves?" She thinks for a second before looking into her saddlebag? is that what its called? Anyway she pulls out a note and reads it before looking back at me.

"We can leave now so that we can go on and get settled in the castle the princess want to wait till tomorrow to have the demonstration anyway. They are waiting for some officials to come in for this as well." And with that cody gets into his little drivers hatch while Rodney and trey go into mine and get into position and last i get into my seat and put my helmet and head set when the engine turns over and with that the girls get onto the turret except for fluttershy and rainbow dash who just start flying next to the tank and pinkie was talking my ear off as we rolled back to ponyville.

"WEAREGOINGTOHAVEABIGPARTYTOCELEBRATEICANTWAITTHEREISGOINGTOBECAKEANDGAMESAN~" Applejack then proceeds to shove her hoof into pinkies mouth shutting her up for now but that has got to be unsanitary oh well. As we rolled threw the town ponies where watching and fouls where running up to the tank only to be stopped by there parents and at the train station I see the flat car and apparently so does cody because the tank then goes to the open end that has some ramps I have the tank stop and let the girls off and load the tank I have trey turn the turret to where it is facing the rear of the tank and we all disembark and start tying it down. After getting the tank tied down and locking it up we all go to the train car where the girls have already showed a royal pass to the ticket booth pony and sit down. After about tree minutes the train starts heading for canterlot and on the way there I decide to take a nap.

I wake up to the intercom saying we are about to enter canterlot and then I notice that everyone and pony was looking at me and snickering all I do is raise an eyebrow and them that's when rainbow points at my side and so I look and there is twilight curled up in a ball asleep against my side so I poke her in the side waking her up. All she does is stare at me with wide eyes all I do is smirk at her and get up and walk out of the train and see a beautiful city full of high class ponies that are staring at me and my friend so I do what I think is right I flip them all of and walk over to the tank with the crew and start untying the tank when celestia and luna walking with a few guards and stop at the car as we are getting into the tank then celestia flies up to me as i put my head set on.

"Please fallow me to the castle grounds we will hold the demonstration till tomorrow but you are more than welcome to stay in the castle." I nod my head as cody starts the engine and slowly backs the tank off the car and starts to fallow the princess then luna flies up and lands on the turret and starts talking to me but I cant hear her because of the tank so i hold my hand up for her to stop for a moment as I look in a case next to my seat that has a extra headset that I then hand to her and show her how to work it. she then starts to say where I can gear her.

"So this is the 'tank' twilight sparkle was talking about. So we have a area that we test new explosives and other weapons so it will be the perfect place to show us what this can do." I look back at the full cans and look back at luna.

"We cant do much we only have so much fuel and ammo once it runs out we are done." I see luna brink a hoof up to her chin in thought then flies to celestia and speaks with her and after a brief conversation flies back up to the tank and still has the head set on.

"We have asked our sister about this and she says that we can hire a few unicorns to duplicate all the resources you need." She then smiles at me and I do the same to her and looking forward again I notice we are at the castle so I radio cody to stop the tank as the royal guard opens the gate and we fallow celestia to a open area where we are to park the tank and we do. After turning the off we get out of the tank and button the hatches and walk over to where the princesses are while a few royal guards take up positions around the tank so I look over at celestia she just smiles.

"They will make sure nopony will mess with you machine. Now come we will go to the dining hall and then you will be shown to your rooms. All I do is nod my head and fallow her into the castle with everyone else and after going around god knows how many corners we walk into a large room with a bigass table. We all take our seats and order what we can we still have not told them we eat meat but we are not to eat any for as long we are here. In the middle of eating a unicorn with a white coat and blond mane walks in and as soon as he sees us he screams, and I'm not talking about a manly scream I'm talking about a girl screams more like a guy then he did.

"Auntie what are these things doing at the royal table? Guards remove them at once." The guards looked confused as what to do then celestia spoke up.

"Guards you are to do no such thing they are guest and will be treated as such." The guards then stay where they are while the pony looks like he is about to blow a fuse.

"Auntie I will not dine with these things." I look up at him because he was starting to piss me off so I decided to say something.

"Why don't you go back to your room where your boyfriend can give you something to eat instead." The whole room was silent as celestia and luna where trying not to laugh while the pony just glares at me while he leaves the room. Everyone was looking at me with either jaws on the ground or where trying not to die laughing that's when celestia spoke up.

"I am sorry about my nephew blueblood he tends to be a little." luna then cuts her off with a smile.

"Stuck up" All I do is laugh at that then start yawning and look over at celestia.

"I'm sorry I'm not trying to be rude but where is my room I'm starting to get tired." Celestia just smiles and calls over a guard who is to show me where my room is. After about two minutes of walking we come up to a door that I'm guessing is my room so I walk in and flop on the bed and fall into sleep almost instantly. I hope tomorrow is better.

Author's Note

Well here is chapter five I hope you all like it,now I need someone to do me a favorer find me a picture of luna with a tank commanders helmet I would really love that, well that's all for now good night my friends