Rainbow Dash's Journey

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Drama, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other, Pinkie Pie, Crossover
Length: 1082

Rainbow Dash must fulfill her duty to what she believes in.

Rainbow Dash must fulfill her duty to what she believes in.

Published 2016-01-15 23:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-15 23:40:01 UTC

Chapter 1: What must be done

It was a transforming evening for Rainbow Dash. She could feel the pressure in the air as she flew forward. Analyzing the ground while being up and above. The containment procedure was going according to plan. All she had to do was wait for the contamination of her body to spread. Why else would she be so happy? She continued floating, the horrible disease rampaging the insides of her stomach. How else could it be, but after sucking tons of stallion’s phallus from the confines of the slums of Manehatten, where disease and Sexually Transmitted Disease were rampant. She even guzzled down a liquidized amount of weaponized C-4. The mixture of such a terrible substance with the itching disease that she could not scratch.

    Rainbow cried a few tears as the pain became unbearable. It was annoying to endure and even more agonizing to hear the sizzling music play in the symphony of her bowels. She just couldn’t wait to accomplish her sovereign duty. To bring the denizens of Ponyville to a much deserved gift. After all, she was the divine prophet who would bring all of Equestria under the power of Allah. And since she was going to go through with this anyways, getting piledrived by groups of homeless ponies with many venereal diseases was perfectly justifiable. Even though all her friends lived in Ponyville and a few other acquaintances such as Rarity and that slut Fluttershy. She knew that there was a higher power that transcended the mortal cosmos.

    Armed with her Hijab, and howling like a mad mare as she flew through the airways of the sky. Rainbow Dash knew that she had sinned many times before. As a way to purge her evil away from her body, she brought out a ceremonial knife and began to stab herself in the stomach. Many times she had gone against Allah’s code and now she had to do this for her atonement. All for the glory and holiness of what Allah wanted. And now after purging the sin from her body. Some liquid C-4 and blood seeped out in little streams from her cut wounds. She could finally be one with something that was better than anything she had before.

    She continued sailing through the sky at top speeds. Soon a sonic rainboom was made from her power and she was almost to her destination. Screaming with a foreign dialect that she picked up recently. There was literally no turning back. She remembered meeting him and seeing all she had done wrong. Not wearing a veil to cover yourself as a female. Having a society where females are largely dominant. To him, it was an absolute disgrace and she had to fix it all.

    How could anypony deny the gloriousness of The Creator? Why she was deluded by The Celestial Sisters was beyond her. Though she knew it would all be rectified and he would be able to do his work. It was only the beginning that a prophecy would become fulfilled. And in the future, all ponies would become under him. Following his code and becoming largely blessed. Never again would mares be without clothing on their heads. Never would a stallion be subjected to equality or fairness to the opposite sex.

    Ripping against the airways, Rainbow Dash could see a force flying fast at her location. It slammed into her, making her fly to the earth and be digged into a crater. Rainbow looked up above and saw Pinkie Pie flying in the air with a cross on her neck and surrounded by white divine energy.

    “You heathen! You shall be destroyed from ever tainting this world's essence with your blasphemous ways” said Pinkie Pie.

    Rainbow Dash spread her wings and dived into the atmosphere at unconventional speeds. She hit Pinkie Pie with her force and in return Pinkie reciprocated the attack with a steady push from the hit. With Rainbow’s power coalescing into a more weakened strength. Pinkie Pie was able to throw her off.

    “Allu Ackbang Attack” screamed Rainbow as energy flowed through her hooves.

    A sudden surge of energy flowed out of her. A wave of power that fired out from her very self. Pinkie Pie dodged out of the way before supplementing that assault with something of her own.

    “Kaaaaaaaa, mehamehamehamehaaaaaaaaa” she chanted with a chorus like singing.

    Again, a power flowed through, but Rainbow wasn’t fast enough to dodge out of the way. She was face planted into the ground again, smoke emanating from her burning body. Her Hijab burnt away, and seeing this her eyes turned to anger. She screamed loudly as her mane turned from a Rainbow pattern to a white hue.

    “It can’t be! Is it… the legendary Super Muslim!?” said Pinkie worryingly.

    Guitar music played as the fallen Rainbow attained new power! She rose from the ground and went up to the distraught Pinkie Pie, to which she suplexed her to oblivion. Unconscious and exhausted, Pinkie was no match. Rainbow Dash dropped a Quran on to her unconscious opponent and flew high.

   “Oh fuck, I need to take a shit” said Rainbow Dash as she soared, “Ah, there's the Everfree Forest! I’ll do it there!.”

   She went down and planted herself within the plantae and such. She squatted and pushed her anal muscles as hard as she could.

   “Oh crap, this is going to be a big one!”

   With one powerful push, an explosion of power came out of her ass. The blast carved a way through the forest all the way to Ponyville, where it was utterly disintegrated along with all the denizens that lived there. She sighed a sigh of relief and turned towards the destruction. She gave a face of stark confusion until she spoke.

  “Welp, Mission Accomplished!” she said with a wave of her arms. “I guess I get to live after all”.

NO

   A voice flowed through her mind and spoke to Rainbow.

I didn’t tell you to destroy ponies, what was that all about!?

   "What!? But, it says in the Quran…”

No, how could you possibly interpret that as murder any other creature who doesn’t follow me!? Are you completely insane!?

   “Uuughh… Don’t worry, I’ll just go get the Muslim Balls and revive them back”.

   Rainbow flew into the sky and went her way. Her journey to undo her crime against ponykind was going to be a long one...