I Woke Up As A Colt

by Randomblyet

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1174

A 24 Yr old man liveing in east london wakes up as a pony but then MI 15 comes...

A 24 Yr Old Man Called David Is Your Average East London Pub Cook His Gf Dumped Him And He Life Has Gone To Crap But Can It Get Worse YUP! One Morning He Wakes Up As A Pony.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-16 15:44:54 UTC

Chapter 2 A Tail?

David awoke he felt very funny almost as if he had four legs and no hands or fingers and no fet and toes his face felt different very different his eyes felt big.

He just felt funny at first he thought he was just tired when he tried to get up from bed he soon knew this was no dream when he tried to walk he just fell over he stumbled tripped and fell over until he got to the mirror and he almost fainted he was a pony! yes a pony with a horn On His Head He Had A Blue Coat With A Green Mane And Tail With Streaks Of Blue He Started To Have A Panic Attack But He Controlled His Breathing He Looked At His Hoof Then David Said "Oh My God Oh God No No No" Then David Just Sat For Two Hours Then He Wondered About His Horn He Poked It With His Hoof.

He Was Very Unhappy He Just Wanted His Human Form Back.

He Would Call Work Saying He Was Sick But How? With Hoofs He Cant Use A Phone.

Then He Falls Down The Stairs And Goes Into The Kitchen And Somehow Gets Into The Fridge He Moves The Food Out of The Way With His Mouth And Finds The Salami And Takes A Bite And Spits It Out Immediately David Finds Out He No Longer Likes Salami So He Try's Some Bread And He Could Eat That But He Was Still Upset.

Then He Saw Some Ice Cream He Thought He Could Try That He Used His Mouth To Get The Lid Off And He Still Liked That At least.

Now Full He Just Sat And Stared Off Into Space For About An Hour Then He Got Up And He Walked Off To The Living Room And Sat Down On The Sofa And Just Stared At The TV.

"Well David Old Mate Looks Like Your a Pony Now Ugh" Said David.

Then He Started Thinking About His Job In The Pup "Oh Crap I Never Miss Work And Me Not Calling Hmm They Might Send Some One Over Well That Isn't Good At All If Anyone Is To See Me That Would Be My Old Pal Harry" Then He Put His Head In His Hoofs And Cried For About 3 Minutes And Then A Mug Lifted Up With A Cyan Aura David Just Looked At It With His What The Hell? Face And Turned His Head And The Mug Turned With It "Wait The Horn!" David Said "YESSSSS I Can Call Work Now After I Try And Train My Self" Then The Mug Dropped And Smashed Onto The Ground "OH GOD DAM IT" David Said He Knew He Would Have To Work On His New Found Ability Then He Concentrated On A Mug Shard it Did Lift Up But Dropped After Hovering Five Cm From The Ground For About A Second.

Cutting His Losses He Just Looked At The TV Once Again.

And Then A Knock From The Door Made David Panic And He Got Up And Hid Under The Sofa.

Then The Person At The Door Said "David? Its Harry" Then David Came Out From Under The Sofa And Went Too The Door And Said "Harry The  Door Is Open Come In BUT Don't Freak Out When You See Me" Then Harry Said When Opening The Door "David Are You Ok?" When He Saw David His Jaw Dropped Open "David?" Harry Said "Harry Just Don't Freak Out Or Tell Any One Just Sit Down And Let Me Tell You The Story" So David Told Harry The Whole Story When He Finished Harry Just Looked At David As If He Was Insane.

"Now Harry DON,T Tell Any One" David Said.

Harry Just Looked At Him.

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Chapter 1 Normal Monday Morning Oh Wait

As David got up he yawned as he said to himself "Argh.. Now I have to take the bus now the car got set fire too by a gang of kids".

He put on his favourite t-shirt and jeans and had breakfast.

He went out of his house grabbing his jacket and his old Iphone 2 with head phones and stepped out the door he put on some music then he started walking towards the bus stop to go to work. His job as a cook at the local pub was very boring. He just dipped fish in batter and deep fried chips over and over again.

He got on the bus and looked around and could not see any free seats so he had to stand up and hang onto a bar. As he got off the bus and walked down the small lane that lead to the pub.

It only took 7 minutes to get to the pub. He looked up and the old sign that read - The Black Swan – as he walked in. His boss told him to go into the kitchen and start working when he got into his work cloths. As he started to work he cut his finger. He cursed under his breath and walked over to the med-kit he put on a plaster and got back to work. He got back to making more fish and chips he finished the chips and got ready to make the batter for the fish.

Five hours later

David yawned "night want to get to bed sooner" David said to himself.

He walked over to the deep fryer and saw that the batter was ready and walked over or the other counter and got the fish and dipped it in the batter and got the greaseproof paper and wrapped up fish and chips and put it on the serving counter.

As David walked down the small lane that lead to the street he thought he saw a brightly colored tail but he blamed it on his tiredness.

He stoped walking as he reched he bus-stop he sat down and waited for about 7 minuits for a bus as he got on and scaned his oyster card he saw that thir was alot of room.

he sat down at the back of the bus and played clash of clans he trained about 37 giants and goblins and raided three bases in a time span of about 18 mins.

As the bus pulled up to his stop he got up and got his phone and bag as he got off the bus he triped and broke his phone and then cursed out loud. as he picked up the broken shards of his phone he cut his palm then david lost his temper and kicked what was left of the phone down the gutter.

After five minuits he got to his house and unlocked the door and went in he took off his jacket and set down his bag

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