"If AJ and Twilight Started Dating, What Would Ya Call Them?"

by Rarity Is Mah Favorite

Rating: teen
Tags: Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Rarity, Fluttershy, Random, Pinkie Pie
Length: 868

It all started with an innocent question from Rainbow. And then Applejack. And then Pinkie. And then Fluttershy. And then Rarity. It was all fun and games until somebody lost their dignity.

Rainbow had a question revolving around two of her friends. Specifically, Twilight and Applejack. Join Rainbow, Applejack, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity one a series of questions about ship names. Rated teen to be sure. This was written as a challenge to myself, an dialogue only story!

Rarity Is Mah Favorite apologizes if she hurts your ships or disrespect them in any way.

Published 2016-01-22 19:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-22 19:20:02 UTC

"What About AJ and Pinkie too?"

"What would happen if Twilight and AJ started dating?"

"Whut Now."

"I said, Wh-"

"Ah know what ya said."

"Rainbow! How could you ask such a question!"

"With her mouth! Duh! Ya know, sometimes I think I'm the smart one!"

"Pinkie, that's obvious, but really Rainbow? Why would you even ask that question?"

"Because. I think we all know Applejack's barn door swings that way."

"Rainbow Marium Jennifer Dash! How could you say something like that!"

"Sorry Fluttershy."

"Honestly! Applejack, are you..... Ya know........ A fillyfooler?"

"Fer land's sakes! Ah am, and Ah'm proud!"

"Wowie! I always thought Rainbow would be into mares! Or Fluttershy now that I think about it........."

"Pinkamena Diane Pie! A proper lady never says those things is such a manner!"

"Listen. I don't mind that Rarity and Pinkie-"

"Rainbow, I never said I thought you were."

"You said 'A proper lady never says those things in such a manner'. That means you thought it, but didn't say it. Huh Rarity?"

"Okay fine! You caught me! I'm soorry Rainbow!"

"Jeez, no need to cry. Anyway, I was just wondering. Do we call them Twijack or Applelight?"

"Applelight? Twijack? Whut are those stupid names?"

"Yours and Twilight's."

"Oh. Ah see."

"Hm.... I like Applelight! Reminds me of my new recipe! A light fluffy Apple cake with a blueberry icing, as purple as Twilight with a hint of gala Apple...... Yummy!"

"Pinkie, I don't think you should mention an apple cake with icing the color of Twilight. If you don't mind that is."

"Okay Flutter Butter!"

"Please don't call me that Pinkie."

"Okay Fluttershy!"

"Girls! We're getting off task! What would we call AJ and Twi if they started dating!"

"Ah'm not comfortable with ya'll sayin' that about me!"

"Relax AJ! It's not like I'll set you up with Twilight!"

"Said th' pot t' the kettle."

"I promise AJ. Besides, Twi's totally into Sunset Shimmer!"

"Ah want to walk out, but mah body ain't movin'."

"Yeah! Sunny's great! I'm glad she moved here!"

"Can ya'll not?"

"Oh yes! Sunset's mane and tail helped me make my Phoenix Sunrise collection!"

"Please?"

"I helped Sunset get a pet phoenix. She named it Sunshine."

"That's nice an' all Flutters, but Ah-"

"Wait! We still don't know what to call AJ and Twi if they started dating!"

"Darling, isn't it obvious? Twijack would be it."

"Not Applelight? Wow Rares, I'm impressed."

"Apple Light is my favorite alcohol. Why would I call my friends that?"

"Makes sense."

"Also, I just adore the 'jack' at the end!"

"Guys, Ah have a better question."

"Spit it out!"

"Pinkie, Ah'm sorry."

"For what?"

"This question."

"C'mon AJ!"

"What do ya call mahself an' Pinkie if we started datin'?"

"I don't know Applejack. Maybe Pinkiejack?"

"No. We call them ApplePie! AJ, that's priceless!"

"No! We call ourselves AppleMena! It sounds good to me."

"AppleMena..... Darling, you are genius!"

"A thank you!"

"Uh guys.... I have a question."

"Whatever is it Fluttershy?"

"What would you call Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle when they get together?"

"Good question Fluttershy!"

"Rainbow, why are you laughing?"

"You call them Sunlight! That's hilarious!"

"Darling, what about SunSparkle? Sounds beautiful to me."

"Rarity, Ah think Sunlight's funny, but yer idea sounds great. Top kek!"

"Ooh! I have one! Pick meeee! Pick meeee!"

"What's your question Pinks?"

"What do you call Luna and Celestia if they got together?"

"PINKIE PIE! THAT'S JUST SICK! Ah dunno actually though."

"Pinkie! How to disgrace the Princesses!"

"Meep! Never again please."

"Guess!"

"Rainbow Dash. What do you possibly find funny."

"You call it PRINCEST!"

"I have to admit Pinkie Pie darling, that was clever."

"I know, right?"

"Whut goes on in that head o' yers? Anyway, Rarity, ask a question."

"A lady never-"

"Rarity. You've been talking to us for this long, and have been the third most active. Do you really think you can be ladylike now?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"Just ask a flippin' question!"

"Fine. What do you call Pinkie and Discord if they started dating?"

"Rarity! Discord would ne-"

"Darling, we know. Fluttershy, we don't mean to disrespect him in any way."

"Okay."

"Now, what do you call them?"

"Ooh! Dis Pie!"

"How about 'Th' End O' Th' World As We Know It'?"

"Close!"

"I know. The End Of The Universe?"

"Good job Rainbow."

"Rarity! The next time I have tea with Discord I'll tell him that. He'll probably laugh, but I don't find it that amusing."

"Sorry Fluttershy. I just wanted to make you girls laugh."

"It's okay."

"Anyway, we need a definite name for AJ and Twilight!"

"APPLELIGHT!!!!"

"I'll go with Twijack."

"Twijack."

"Ah choose Applelight. Ah like mah name first, not Twi's."

"Okay. We have a Twijack from Rarity and Fluttershy. We have an Applelight from Applejack and Pinkie. I'm the tiebreaker now?"

"I would be so Darling."

"Awesome! Okay so..... I choose Applelight."

"But Rainbow Daaaaash!"

"Suck it up Rarity. Ah actually like 'em both, but Ah ain't complainin'."

"Okay! We call Twi and AJ Applelight if they start dating!"

"Girls? What's this about Applejack and I dating and being called Applelight?"

"Oh.... Hey Twilight......"

"Explain. Now."

"Rainbow Dash did it!"