PoV: Volburaal Nahlii
Location: Twilight's castle, Guest room
Time: 3:00 P.M

I've been spending the entire hour making my room and enjoying the hell out of it. The enchantment I gave the room allows it to be whatever I want.

Now I stand in the middle of a burnt down city as it's being invaded. I looked at the woman in front of me.

“Now, if you'll excuse us, you English cow, it's time for us to do your job for ya, and put these soulless bodies where they belong... In the ground, in case you didn't take--” i was interrupted by one of the enemy soldiers running at me.

I quickly sliced him in half with my bayonet, spilling blood all around me as I still held a maniacal grin.

“..In case you didn't take me meaning.” I finished as one of them yelled out attack. I stood ready to attack.

“Who are we!?” I shouted at my team.

“The necessary evil!” They answered as the aimed their weapons at the enemy.

“Why are we necessary?!” I shouted again, pulling out my secondary bayonet.

“To purge the world of evil worse than man!” They answered as the enemy got closer.

“And why are we God's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task!?” I shouted with all my enthusiasm.

“Because no one else will!” They answered as I crossed my blades.

“AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN' FUN!” I shouted as I started laughing maniacally.

“AMEN!” I shouted as I ran towards the charging soldiers and began mowing them down. Some decapitation here, blood spilling there and the sounds of guns firing could be heard through my laughter.

PoV: Twilight
Location: Ponyville, Her castle
Thirty minutes earlier

After I left Volburaal his own devices, I had met up with my friends in the throne room.

Applejack and Rainbow were talking about how Volburaal shouldn't be trusted and that we should hit him with the elements of harmony.

I disagreed and told them how he hasn't done anything that could be called evil. Then we all sat at our respected thrones, making the marks of each one glow as a large round table rose up from the ground.

“What is it?” Rarity asked as we got closer to it. The table hummed and shone in a bright lavender light. Once the light was gone, we could see a map of Equestria like in one of those Sci-fi comic books that Spike reads.

Pinkie had found her old home just as Spike stepped on it, asking on what is all this. Soon an arrow appeared above a town in the middle of nowhere.

“I think it's telling us to go there.” Applejack said.

“Really? Like not having your thrones cutie mark, that are still glowing, above the arrow isn't enough of a clue.” Rainbow said with much sarcasm.

“Maybe they need help.” Fluttershy suggested.

“Then we'll go check it out. But we need to tell Volburaal to stay inside the castle while we're gone.” I said as we all walked towards Vol's room. When we got closer, we heard odd sounds coming from it.

As I opened the door the sounds got louder and I saw a city in flames on the other side.

I froze up, not only by seeing a city through the door but by seeing the carnage. The girls got curious and looked inside, or is outside? They had the same reactions as mine.

I soon heard the screeching of wheels to my left. I saw, if I remember correctly, a car but I'm sure that one isn't supposed to drive like that. It appeared through a wall of ashes and a few soldiers clad in their uniforms were running at the speeding vehicle with a speed that rivals Rainbows.

“There she is! Johan, tell her to pull over!” One of the running soldiers shouted at his colleague. The colleague then sped up towards the car and ran up beside it.

“Guten Abend, could you please pull over?” He asked only to get hit by the car.

“Vell, she declined.” The soldier from before said as he pulled out a large metal tube along with his other colleagues.

“Panzerfaust!” He shouted as the tube fired a large projectile at the car.

“YOU'VE! GOT! TO! BE! SHIT! -TING! ME!” The Driver could be heard shouting as she, at least it sounded like a female, dodged the projectiles that were exploding behind her but soon crashed into a wall.

I thought that was it for the mare who was in there but those soldiers didn't think so. One of them jumped on top of the car and raised a sword about pierce through the roof.

“Whooo!” The soldier shouted but died as his head was soon cut off. I could hear Rainbow gagging at the sight next to me.

“Hans?! Nein! And he was having such a good day! He even got to burn down London Bridge! Sing the song. Everything!” A soldier shouted, sad for the loss of his friend. The mare turned out to be a human woman.

“Congratulations.” The woman said, pulling out a cigar and lighting it.

“It took an entire squadron of inhuman, nigh-immortal, fake vampires to hunt down and corner a 22-year old woman.” She said, puffing a cloud of smoke.

“Zat's a woman?” A soldier said.

“She's 22?” Said another one.

“I hope it's everything you dreamed of. So how about it then?” She said, pulling out a sword and stood ready to fight. I noticed that Applejack was impressed by the woman's bravery against the odds.

“Come and get the first real fight you've had in 50 years, you dickless cowards!” The woman shouted at them. A random soldier ran up to her.

“I'LL STAB YOU IN ZE FUCKING FA-” The soldier was cut off as he was soon impaled by a dozen swords. The corpse exploded into paper and a tall blonde man with glasses stood up menacingly.

“God's Assassin…” One of the soldiers said in fear.

“Saint Guillotine....” A second soldier said.

“Ze Angel's Dust…” Followed by a third.

“Judas Priest…” And a fourth.

“Wait, like ze band?” The fifth one asked.

“Zey ver named after him!” The sixth one answered.

“By Jove, you fucking hedder of a woman! Surrounded by fifty vampire Nazis armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do!? You get out of your fucking car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads and yell, "come at me, you kraut shits!" No wonder Alucard wants to plow that virgin soil. I'm thinking about growing some flowers myself! Ha, ha, ha, ha.” The blonde man said with maniacal grin.

“Alexander Anderson. To what do I owe the unexpected pleasure?” The woman asked, mentioning the name of the tall man.

“Ah, you know, just out and about with me posse.” The now known, Alexander said as he looked up.

“Posse?” The lady said as she looked up as well. We then followed their gazes and saw hundreds of humans standing on the edges of the buildings.

“And look! Y'know how your pet vampire has got his own pet vampire? Well, that got me thinking, so I acquired some learn-ed youngsters m'self! Two of 'em! Which is twice as good! And here's the real kicker, one's Japanese, and the other one's fuckin' German! Ain't that topical?! I just need an Italian one and I've got me an axis of righteousness. Yumie! Say something in moonspeak!” Anderson shouted at one of his subordinates.

“Hai.” The subordinate said.

“Ha, ha! And the German's one, Heinkel. She shoots things; it's great.” Anderson commented on his other subordinate, earning a rhyme from her.

“Pop-Pop, watchin' heathens drop.” The subordinate said with a bored tone.

“Ze Iscariots? Ve're not scared of you! Look at you, you don't even know how to use a bayonet! It goes on ze gun, idiot!” One of the ‘nazi' soldiers commented, earning a laugh from his comrades.

“Now, if you'll excuse us, you English cow, it's time for us to do your job for ya, and put these soulless bodies where they belong... In the ground, in case you didn't take--” Anderson was interrupted by one of the enemy soldiers running at him.

He reacted by quickly slicing him in half with his sword, spilling blood all around him as he still held a maniacal grin.

“..In case you didn't take me meaning.” He finished as one of them yelled out attack.

PoV: Volburaal Nahlii
Now

After finishing up the last one, I snapped my fingers, making the city disappear and my room to appear as I changed back to myself from being Alexander Anderson for an hour.

As I picked up one of my bayonets from the floor before it disappeared with the body it was embedded on, I heard someone throw up.

I looked at the door to see Twilight and her friends standing there with looks of fear and shock.

“You saw that?” I asked with a raised eyebrow as I placed the bayonet next to the bed. They nodded their heads, not knowing what to say.

“Then don't worry, it was all a simulation. It didn't happen anywhere.” I said as I opened the closet to pick out a shirt.

“Any reason you girls needed to peek into my room?” I asked.

“We came here to tell you that we'll be gone for a while, a town somewhere might need help.” Twilight answered.

“Alright, go ahead.” I said, putting on a shirt with the words ‘The Crimson Fcker’

“Make sure Nyx doesn't see that.” Twilight said as she groaned in annoyance, obviously forgetting that I've done many things.

“I'll try.” I said as I hoped on my bed, wanting to take a nap.

“And please, don't do anything to my home.” Twilight said as she pushed her friends out the door.

I waved my hand, making the door slam shut and let sleep take me.

Author's Note

Here you go, sorry if it's not what you guys expected but it's hard to write when I'm sick.