I've agreed to many things, lunch, destruction, Nuclear detonation and etc but this, is the most stupidest thing I've agreed to. Not only am I human but I'm also a High school Astronomy teacher.

It all started earlier today, when Twilight received a large amount of books from Sunbutt. It had been a week since we've revealed our feelings and only days afterwards we've gone on a date but it was cut short by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Nyx included, were found standing in each other while disguising themselves as a stallion wearing a very long trench coat. It wasn't something that I'd normally allow anyone anywhere to do, everyone has their own lives but seeing it happen to me was funny.

They were let off the hook after they immediately confessed after falling on each other, revealing themselves. So yeah, first date ended in a funny way and I'm not salty about it neither is Twilight. Luckily none of them said anything to their sisters or I would've been annoyed with empty threats.

Anyway, she received a load of books including one with Sunbutt’s Mark. She read the contents of the book, saying that it was a sort of communication device to another world. An SOS was sent via the book and Twilight needed to go through portal which happened to be a mirror. Once she opened the portal, she asked if I wanted to go while her friends were offering to go themselves as well. Twilight had to deny them due to the Other world's version of them and had asked me to go because I'm not from here.

So we crossed through and ended up next to a fancy looking school. I had looked at myself, seeing that I looked like a thrifty four year old male human.

Mentally I sighed, at least my gender wasn't changed again but on the outside I frowned, I looked normal, ugh. I snapped my fingers, causing my clothing to change from a very professional looking suit to one of a laid back human. I wore a white long sleeved shirt and navy blue jeans.

Looking for Twilight, I saw that she had been affected as well. Gotta admit, she does look good as a human. But I then saw five familiar faces and another new face.

So after a brief introduction, I was informed to go to the principal's office and guess who it was waiting for me, Sunbutt. The only bright side was that this version was tolerable than the other.

After an explanation involving my now acquired job as the astronomy teacher. So now I waited in my new empty class room with a chalk board behind me and it wasn't even time for the first period yet.

And I managed to fall asleep and only woke up from the noise teens talking in class. I must've slept too long but anyway, I opened my briefcase, seeing a slingshot and paint balls.

Grabbing the slingshot and a paint ball, I aimed at the loudest one. The teen wore a leather jacket with lighting bolt as an insignia and his voice could be heard. Letting go of the of the ball, it hit him in the shoulder. The Teen saw this and looked around, shouting for the person who did that.

Everyone quieted down as he walked around the classroom when he made a fourth turn, I stood up and walked behind him. He kept looking around we heard someone snickering.

Once he looked back, his face paled as he saw my glare. Not giving him a chance to say anything, I picked him up and put over my shoulder before walking towards the door. Once at the door, I opened the door before tossing him out.

“Come back when you want to do something productive with your life, you fucking jockey.” I said before slamming the door shut, leaving him speechless.

I sat back on my chair before clasping my hands together.

“Anyone else?” I asked the class. They knew not to mess with me so they sat down and stared at their desks. I opened the textbook and.searched on a chapter to start the class.

“The fuck is this shit?” I said outloud, earning a few laughs. I slammed the book shut before throwing it in the bin.

“Well, I can tell you one thing, that book,” I said, pointing at the text book inside the bin. “Is pure shit.” I stated before standing up.

“So I'm going start by asking, what is Astronomy?” I asked them. I felt my right eye twitch as no one even tried.

“If no one answers or even at leasts guesses the answer, then I'm going to need you to write a fifty page essay of space by tomorrow.” I said, looking at my nails before hearing the sound of hands being raised. I looked over at a a student with way too much muscle before picking him.

“Stand up, say your name and your answer.” I said to him. He nodded nervously before trying to stand up but ended up smacking his knee on his desk, causing some to laugh. The laughter died as soon as they saw me.

The young man stood up and coughed a bit.

“My name is Bulk Biceps and as for my answer, Astronomy studies the universe beyond Earth, including its formation and development, and the evolution, physics, chemistry, meteorology, and motion of celestial objects such as galaxies, planets, etc and phenomena that originate outside the atmosphere of Earth such as the cosmic background radiation.” Everyone was speechless by his answer and the silence was broken by me clapping my hands together.

“Exactly! Now, do any of you know one of the many branches of astronomy?” I asked them. I saw another student raise their hand up, this one was a young woman with electric blue hair, headphones and purple shades. She wore a white tank top that if I might add looked very tight to wear. I stood on my desk before snapping my finger at her.

She stood up and blew a bubble of gum before it popped.

“DJ PON3-” She was interrupted by me shooting her with a grape.

“Name!” I said out loud, making sure that she understands me.

“Vynil Scratch and for my answer, there's like, a ton of branches of Astronomy, one being Astrobiology, it studies the advent and evolution of biological systems in the universe.” Vynil said.

“Correct.” I said as I hopped on one of thr students desks, making the owner of the desk reel back in shock. I started walking on the desks. I walked around in circles, seeing the teens brighten up at my act.

“Miss Scratch is correct, there are tons of Branches.” I said as I walked over Bulk again.

“For instance, let me name a few. Astrophysics a branch of astronomy that deals with the physics of the universe, including the physical properties of celestial objects, as well as their interactions and behavior. Among the objects studied are galaxies, stars, planets, exoplanets, the interstellar medium and the cosmic microwave background; and the properties examined include luminosity, density, temperature, and chemical composition. The subdisciplines of theoretical astrophysics are:

Compact objects – this subdiscipline studies very dense matter in white dwarfs and neutron stars and their effects on environments including accretion.

Physical cosmology – origin and evolution of the universe as a whole. The study of cosmology is theoretical astrophysics at its largest scale.

Computational astrophysics – The study of astrophysics using computational methods and tools to develop computational models.

Galactic astronomy – deals with the structure and components of our galaxy and of other galaxies.

High energy astrophysics – studies phenomena occurring at high energies including active galactic nuclei, supernovae, gamma-ray bursts, quasars, and shocks.

Interstellar astrophysics – study of the interstellar medium, intergalactic medium and dust.

Extragalactic astronomy – study of objects, mainly galaxies, outside our galaxy, including Galaxy formation and evolution.

Stellar astronomy – concerned with Star formation, physical properties, main sequence life span, variability, stellar evolution and extinction.

Plasma astrophysics – studies properties of plasma in outer space.

Relativistic astrophysics – studies effects of special relativity and general relativity in astrophysical contexts including gravitational waves, gravitational lensing and black holes.

Solar physics – Sun and its interaction with the remainder of the Solar System and interstellar space.” I finished my brief explanation. I could see that the students were at least somewhat interested in what I'm saying, they weren't asleep so that's a plus.

Might as well as have some fun while I can.

So teaching isn't as difficult as I thought it would be. I've only had to teach three periods before I had a period for myself.which happened to be just before lunch.

I had given the last group a test for a few reasons and one being that it was the advanced class, I had given them the test and before they could hand them in the bell rang and I told them to leave it at their desks. I took out a little music player with speaker and began to play an old song.

As I picked up each answer sheet, I sang out some of the lyrics.

“Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.”

I stopped dead in my tracks as I heard someone stifled a laughter. I looked back and saw Twilight standing by the door.

“You look like you're having fun.” She said to me, earning a chuckle from me before I resumed picking up the sheets.

“It's good song.” I said to her with a smile. She walked up to me and brought me into a kiss. I didn't complain and returned the affection after magically closing the door.

She pulled back and had a smile. I frowned a little at the rules for every school, no teacher must never have relations to a student.

“You know we can't be seen together, it's against the rules.” I told her. She nodded before sitting on a desk.

“I know but no one's looking, right? So it'll be fine as long as no one sees us.” She said. I rolled my eyes at her before kissing her again.

“Let me grade these papers and I'll be out.” I said to her. She walked up to the nearest desk and sat down while I sat near my desk and started grading the tests.

Only one had an A, yes they all had the correct answer and that's because.they copied it from someone. I guess now I know why these advance class fuckers acted more like asswipes.

“Done.” I said as I neatly stack the tests before placing them back on desk and standing up.

“That was relatively quick.” Twilight said, awestruck at how fast I graded the tests. Shrugging my shoulders, I walked over to the door and opened, waiting for Twilight to walk out first.

“Such a gentleman.” Twilight said as she walked out. As soon as I walked out, the door closed behind me. I looked back at Twilight before we started to walk to the cafeteria. While we traversed the halls of the school, I felt a hand in mine. I didn't object in holding hands, it was Twilight and like she said, as long as no one sees us we'll be alright.

Author's Note

Here ya go, hope you liked it.