Solar nightmare

January 1, 2030. 13:30 Location: The Atlas

Third person POV

     "You are one big fucking pony" Sam blandly stated.

      "Well that's quite interesting." said the mysterious mare.

     "What do you mean?" Sam asked curiously.

     "You can speak Equish!" exclaimed the bleach colored pony.

     "You know I could say the exact same thing to you." Sam deadpanned.

      "What do you mean?".

      "Well.... You ARE a talking horse."

To get off this awkward topic, the curious mare changed the subject as quickly as she could.

     "Sooooo, I sensed in a relatively near galaxy that a widely inhabited planet's core was expanding, and also noticed  a small craft leaving the surface, twelve hours before ascension, when I tried to look in, and then it disappeared, and what do you know, that very ship landed here. How did you do it?"

      "I haven't the faintest of clue. The only thing that I remember is that I saw the brightest light I have ever seen, then we ended here." Sam motioned the mare inside.

      " I didn't catch your name?" inquired Sam.

      " My name is Princess Celestia.".

      "Princess? I didn't know I was speaking to royalty!" Sam sputtered like a bitch with a bit of sarcasm. ". "Its fine you didn't know, now if I might ask your name?"

     "Sam, ma'am". He said, taking a bow

"Wow how well mannered all of a sudden. Well  Sam, what are you?".

" I'm a human, there are two others, my crew, but they're not exactly available at the moment."

She nodded her approval and they, along with Zecora, walked over to the kitchen table to discus various topics.