Katana emerged from the wreckage, coughing. He looked at himself to make sure he was fine.
"N-no! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Rebuilding
A story by ColdHardPlace and TheFrostbite
Seftano and Justice walked out from the smoke, but they were surprised to see a lookalike of Katana's pony form, just without all the clothing. It noticed them.
"You guys too?" it asked, and the two realised with a jolt it actually was Katana.
It was the first time they looked at each other.
"Shit." they both said in unison.
"TERMINUS!!!!" yelled Justice.
"What?" he said emerging from the ship with half a mouthful of french fries. "You guys want some?" It was then he noticed they were ponies.
"Oh hey! You guys are horses!"
Everyone within earshot simultaneously fell over.
"Wait... Guys! WHERE'S THE NARRATOR!" realized Justice.
Terminus tried to get a signal, but failed. "I've lost contact!"
"So we have no idea what is going to happen next." stated Katana.
Meanwhile, Terminus had no idea he was a pony.
"Man, you guys look HILARIOUS. Seriously." he noted, swallowing the last of the fries.
"Terminus, have you even looked at yourself lately?" asked Seftano.
Then he did. And he swore for two minutes.
Mudkip hopped out of the ship and snuggled up to Katana.
"Hey! I've told you not to do that!" scolded Katana.
Justice's eyes grew wide. "Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god." she kept repeating, before barreling into the ship.
"Hey!" yelled Seftano, before chasing her.
They found her snuggling up to a little Pichu. "Oh, i'm so glad you're safe," she said. It hopped out of her hooves and walked over to a pile of material.
"Did you smuggle that?" asked Seftano, approaching her suspiciously.
"Hey, what's that?" said Katana, having followed Seftano.
They rummaged through it, and found their jackets, but pony shaped.
"Well that's weird." remarked Justice, before slipping on her jumpsuit.
"Let's explore!" said Terminus.
They trotted out to find that the sun was down, and the moon was rising rapidly.
"Wow, it rises fast." remarked Katana.
They came up over a hill, and they saw a performance. A pony was playing the piano and singing.
Soon, some fillies came up on stage and started singing with the piano-playing mare.
Equestria, the land I love,
A land of harmony.
Our flag does wave,
From high above,
For ponykind to seee
All of Team Rebuilder suddenly got an overwhelming urge to sing. Katana tried to resist, but they all burst into song.
Equestria, a land of friends,
Where ponykind do roam,
It sounded amazing, with Seftano's lower tones mixing with Justice's higher ones. All of the ponies in the crowd turned to see the four strange ponies singing.
They say true friendship never ends,
Equestria, my hoome.
Mudkip!
Seftano muttered "What?"
Katana wasn't so subtle.
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!"
Justice tried to drag him back, and soon the others were helping.
When they were back at the ship, Katana drew his sword and slashed at a tree. When it hit, he was so unfamilliar with hooves he dropped it, but it still made a deep gash where it landed.
There was a startled "Eep!" from a bush.
Katana turned around, picking up his sword. "Who are you, and do you have anything to do with that horrendous singing?!"
Surprisingly, the bush started crying. "P-please don't hurt me!" The branches parted to reveal a sobbing yellow pegasus with pink hair. "I just wanted to see your animals!"
Justice walked over to her and sat down. "It's okay, he just overreacts. What's your name?"
"F-fluttershy," she whispered.
"It's okay, Fluttershy. We're not going to hurt you." reassured Justice.
"Pichu!" said Pichu, popping out of Justice's mane.
Fluttershy was on her in a flash.
"Wow, what a cute animal! What's your name?" gushed Fluttershy.
"Pichu!" said Pichu.
"This is Pichu," answered Justice.
"I've never seen anything like it! Where did you get it?" Fluttershy asked.
Justice replied, "One, she's a her, and two, if I told you where she came from, you wouldn't believe me."
"Could you bring her to my cottage soon? I would love to get to know her better!"
"I'll ask the others," said Justice.
She turned around to see Terminus asleep, Seftano doing push-ups and Katana meditating.
"Yep, they're fine with it."
"Bye!" exclaimed Fluttershy.
Justice pulled out a laser blaster from the ship and shot consecutive blasts into the ground at Terminus', Katana's and Seftano's feet.
Katana shot a million ice blasts at Justice, but they just grazed her. "CAN YOU NOT?!" he half-yelled. Justice bucked him in the face then walked back.
"Get up!" she yelled. "We have a shelter to set up! Seftano! Building! Terminus! Electrics! Katana! Scavenging! Let's get this done!"
"I'm supposed to be the leader!" complained Seftano.
Justice shot him a glare so intense you could almost see him melting.
"Ok! I'll do it!" he frantically agreed.
Katana found assorted metals, fabrics, poles, wires, and a lot of random stuff, and Terminus wired up a small stove, which Justice used to make them dinner.
"Really? Fried grass?" asked a sceptical Katana.
"Hey, most of our supplies were destroyed. All I had was a couple of spices." Justice replied.
"Mm-hm." said Katana, not convinced. But his expression changed when he tried it.
"Hey, this isn't bad!" exclaimed Seftano.
"It's pretty good for just grass and spices." Terminus remarked with a mouthful of it.
"Now, how's our shelter going?" asked Justice.
Seftano led them to a couple of small tents, but they had air conditioning, TV, spas and a lot more.
"Not bad," said Katana. "Which one's mine?"
"You get the green one, I get the red one, Terminus gets the white one and Justice gets the silver one." Seftano told him.
Katana chuckled. "Yeah, I should've known. Wait, how do tents have air conditioning?"
Justice shrugged.
Author's Note
Yeah.
Shrugging is the best way to end a chapter.
In space...
"ZACH! Run a search!" yelled Justice. She proceeded to type in some words. Katana tried to peek but was awarded a slap to the face.
"I win!" yelled Justice, as a dimension full of colorful ponies popped up on screen.
"Seriously? We have to say what we would be if we were PONIES?!" complained Katana. After an evil look from Justice he hurriedly changed his mind.
After a while, Terminus had decided. Soon everyone else had decided too.
"Pull them up on screen!" said Justice.
Terminus was a dark grey earth pony, with an icy blue mane. His mane was spiky, (like Doctor Whooves') and he had white and blue armour covering some of his lower body. He had deep blue eyes.
Seftano was a dark red unicorn with a purple mane. It was slicked back, and his tail was slicked too. His eyes were a bright green.
Justice was a light green pegasus with a blue mane that had yellow highlights. Her wings seemed really big and there was a flame on her butt.
"What the hell?! Why does that horse have a picture on it's butt!" yelled Terminus.
"They're called Cutie Marks. They show a pony's destiny. Speaking of which, why don't your ponies have them?" shot back Justice.
"Because they're stupid." said Katana while everyone else said "We forgot."
"EDIT THEM!" yelled Justice. Everone quickly added them.
Terminus had a gear and Seftano had a crafting table.
"Now, Katana?" asked Justice, and everyone got the feeling that something would explode if his was in the slightest way silly. Most likely his head.
Katana was a light cyan unicorn, with dark red eyes, a black mane, his headset 'round his neck, his green jacket, his diamond sword in its scabbard on his back, and a snowflake with a sword through it on his butt.
"Cool-" said Justice, before she was cut off by flashing red lights.
"WHO PRESSED THE BUTTON!" yelled Seftano, knowing that they were going to jump dimensions.
Everyone looked at Terminus, who had his elbow on the button.
"TEEERRRRMMMIIIINNNUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" screamed Justice, and everyone backed away.
"Ooooooh, crap." said Terminus blatantly.
And then they crashed.
Author's Note
Justice: You better make this good!
Katana: Yeah!
Guys, this is my section! Out! OUT!
Terminus: One more pizza? What about a coke?
Terminus! Stop raiding my mini-fridge.
Seftano: We do not own My Little Pony. However, the co-writer owns Team Rebuilder.
TheFrostbite: Sup.
Guys! Stop! This is Fimfiction! We don't do that.
Seftano: Oh. Anyway,
All: Thanks for reading!